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>My gf was a virgin when we met, and she had never watched porn before
>Took her virginity and got her into watching porn
>Fast forward three years
>We're talking about the raunchiest porn that we like to watch
>After pestering me for many minutes, I hesitantly admit that I like watching cuckold porn sometimes
>At first she assumed that I fantasized about being the bull
>She then realized that I fantasized about being the cuck
>She didn't judge me at all for this, and we even had a good laugh when she spontaneously attempted "humiliation dirty talk"
>She even said that she was relieved that it wasn't something worse
>We agreed that we're 100% on the same page that we're never going to do this shit in real life because it would be disgusting
Now I'm experiencing some cognitive dissonance / regret for telling her. Nothing negative has happened, and her behavior hasn't changed one bit, but I can't shake this paranoia that she's lost respect for me despite there being no signs of that.
Am I OK?
>>28355120
She's already cucking you bro.
Don't overthink it. Sounds like you have a good woman. Glad you're not into it for real.
Ya you're ok. Deep breaths, buddy.
She will never cheat on you because you are her first and only.
Don't fuck it up
What kind of music do you folks listen to? I listen to Metal, Punk, and Ska.
Anybody listen to music?
>>28355089
>Anybody listen to music?
no
>>28355132
OK thanks for clearing things up for me
>women would rather fuck a dog , suck his knot, and stroke his shaft then do this with you
considering suicide by now?
In mexico I hear they do donkeys.
>>28354963
Why is that dog so big
Nothing wrong with bestiality desu, women can fuck dogs, men can fuck mares. beast relationship is superior to humancucks.
There is nothing more I want in life than a perfect 10.
The lowest I would settle for is a 9.
How do I achieve this when I am a 5 or less?
>>28354952
You're repulsive.
>>28354969
Why?
Everyone likes pleasant looking people. I am just honest about it.
You can't
Jaden is a straight 9 at least, and he's rich and has a rich daddy. You can't compete with that, m8
>be femanon
>go drinking with a male friend
>we get into an argument about something stupid
>he throws me down, gets on top of me and starts raping me
>I fight it but I eventually start to feel myself having an orgasm
I feel so gulity about this. I didn't report him because I'm just too ashamed, this is the only place if feel comfortable sharing.
>>28354449
Post your timestamped tits
>>28354449
Just post your tits already. Don't forget the timestamp.
>>28354449
That's unfortunate. Hope you can find a way to cope. I think that's about the most sympathy I'm capable of. Wish I could give you the talk, but maybe you should seek out a better source than 4chan for emotion support.
Or it's all bullshit?
Not much, in the sense that there are not many high quality men and so women can't tie them down in principle.
The truth that "men will fuck anything" is trivial, women have higher standards and hope to date up significantly.
That girls fap to ideal men is also clear, we also cum to unattainable chicks for us on 4chan.
>>28354275
Only if you're trying to fuck 11/10s is it truth. If you aim for an average/below average girl it's not truth at all.
>>28354320
That's simply because they know chad is out of their league, if he came along though you'd be dropped in seconds
>tfw no gaybot bf
wtf
why aren't they wearing female clothing?
are their penises even feminine?
>>28353654
Not everyone likes traps anon
>>28353591
girls are icky, traps are trash
>you inherit 4milion dollars
What would you do with it?
Become a NEET and live off of the inheritance for the rest of my life
>>28353504
Kill myself bathing in money
>move to america
>buy 100 or so acres in the middle of nowhere with a decent sized home
>get a CCW permit and small and powerful hand gun so i can finally feel safe leaving the house
>buy some smaller investment properties around the world
sadly not enough to change the world but i would be able to get comfy.
What does your ideal mate look like?
>>28353421
To be ideal she has to be real, I don't like living in unrealistic fantasies.
Right now the ideal is a girl I saw on omegle. I wont say who she was or what she looked like, but she made my heart pound all night.
>>28353421
I work out and study for this hoping it will be real
She'd look like this fine specimen
>in college
>3 am, sleeping
>roommate comes into the room from a dorm-wide party and wakes me up
>asks if I would mind sleeping on the floor in someone else's room so he could bring a girl into our room and fuck her
>tell him no and go back to sleep
>next day he's in a bad mood
CHAD BTFO
u jelly as fuck brah
really low of you dude
>>28353365
>>asks if I would mind sleeping on the floor in someone else's room so he could bring a girl into our room and fuck her
thishappened.jpg
If he was a real Chad he would of kicked you out anyway
ITT: We rage for any reason you can think of
is having a reason necessary to rage in this thread?
>>28353330
My sister is a roastie.
>>28353768
No. You don't need a reason at all.
Sister hugging thread! We had good results yesterday do it again.
1. Go to sister's room
2. Hug her
3. Post results
>tfw onii-chan is too far away to cuddle me
>>28353340
How far anon :c
Does that mean you're the imouto?
>>28353385
3 hours by car, and yes, only by 4 years though.
Let's have a thread where we discuss our favourite pornstars. You can post top 10, pornfu, current or old favourites, whatever you feel like.
I'll start with my currently active favourite
>>28352975
nastya ariel
juliya c
lily rider
chloe coretsu or whatever her last name is
>>28352975
So you're just going to post yours, say she's your favourite, and then not say who she is?
I mean yeah, we can quite easily reverse image search it, and I did, but come on man.
there once was a man from natucket
Anyone /lie about going to college to their parents/ here?
I dropped out halfway through the semester but kept the lie going. About to head home after my "last final." Really I've just been playing vidya for 4 weeks straight.
Anybody got any tips to help keep my story straight?
Idk anon, I've been lying to my gf that I've been going to school since we met. So I know the feel.
>>28352933
If this is your first semester then you can just start next one, no? Or next year. You're not completely fucked at least.
I haven't dropped out but I'm not studying for any exams, I'll re-do them next semester.
That's not exactly a lie you can keep up forever. Eventually you'll have to "graduate".
>mfw
Why do they do this?
>>28352809
It's quickly becoming the new meme illness
Bipolar is so last year
>>28352809
This is true though. Nobody actually enjoys smiling throught their teeth
>Robots claiming they have depression on 4chan
Why do they do this?
