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>be 13yro white female from middle class family
>top of the class in standardized test, literally cry if score 98th percentile instead of 99th on anything
>failing grades because work is so boring can't bear to do it
>disappointment in class because always reading under desk
>when raise hand because finally something interesting comes up
>9/10 times teacher says "come on X we all know you know the answer, let someone else try"

>used to have nerdy friends and smart kid friends
>now have no friends, everyone is scared of me
>high school boy takes interest
>smokes weed, pierced lip and eyebrow, goes to local screamo shows
>emulate, assimilate
>so desperate for positive attention
>daddy never loved me

>life is a downward spiral after losing virginity at thirteen
>fail out of maths and science magnet school because of cutting and drugs
>keep finding intelligent virgin nice guys and fucking them
>relationships end because such a wreck
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>acknowledge truth
>three years of therapy (CBT and DBT)
>diagnosed with GAD, ADD/OCD, PTSD, dysthymia
>put on Focalin
>suddenly making straight As for the first time ever
>stop dating, become celibate

>win a full ride grant to a top ten private women's college
>awwwww yiss there's hope for me yet
>psychiatrist gave me Xanax to help with social changes
>end up feeling like I'm abusing the Xanax even though I'm taking under the prescribed dose
>try to turn my life around by quitting drugs cold turkey
>end up with severe benzo withdrawal
>check into a psych ward
>they make fun of me and force me to go to narcotics anonymous instead of reinstating me on a low dose of Xanax like they should have
>go back to college with situation unchanged, constant auditory and visual hallucinations
>drop out
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>decide to make a career in food service
>work my ass off as a dishwasher
>get engaged to what turned out to be your typical lying cheating autistic scumbag
>get pregnant
>realize abortion is against my morals/ethics
>work my ass off to be a great mom
>my nipples bled for a month and I kept breastfeeding through the agony because breastmilk is the best food for a human infant
>read parenting books
>research child psychology
>he keeps playing vidya and fapping to porn until 2AM
>he rapes me
>he abuses the kid
>kick him out

>red pill now
>want to study mathematics again, and philosophy
>life is already over, no coming back from this
>feel it's my moral and ethical duty to be home with the kid
>can't, because no husband

Tell me I'm not a robot

I may not be a robot like you, but I'm still a robot.
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not a robot, you're just a fucked up failed normie

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How much point do you get in this test fellow robots?

I'm scared of taking it...

Please respond
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Scored 59. Cyborg tier.
I got normalfag in a similar one the other day, though.
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bump
original desu pesu pikachu
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95

I only come here for the memes

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I'm curious to hear what your thoughts are.
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I didn't want to feel this.
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I would literally kill my parents. What a pair of worthless human beings, to abandon your child like that.

If I walked in on my dad killing someone in the living room, I would not report him to the police. If you have a healthy relationship with your parents (I can understand if you don't and you would report him to the police) and you would report them, you are a piece of shit.
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I enjoyed reading that. I love seeing normies having their lives ruined.

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Why are the sexiest women all men?
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>>28352510
Because you're a faggot
oreganalano
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>that male torso

barf
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>>28352510
Because men always improve themselves. Women don't.

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>think I have a pig penis
>finally measure it out of curiosity
>it's barely over 16 cm (6.3")
>i'm officially a dicklet
>i'm also a manlet with 170 cm (5'7)
>not to mention KHHV
Fucking normies.
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>>28352474 (me)
I also completely agree with women going for black bulls. I would too. Us, white males can't compete in the world of the black man.
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You got a good ratio of dick length to height. So that's something.
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>>28352474
Can you give me some sauce for this pasta?

Which fast food or casual sit down chain restaraunt has the best tendies?

Applebees has pretty good tendies and honey mustard
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chickfila and they hate gays
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if you're in the south there is a place call O'Charley's.
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Checkers or rallys, and you can get the best fries.

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Where are you right now ? I am eating in restaurant.
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>>28352406
>eating in jewstaurants
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I'm eating at OP's mom's house.
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I'm at Whataburger. The girl in black is a qt.

>tfw afraid of the dark

mummy
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What are you afraid of? Have you ever seen a ghost? Probably not, because they don't exist.
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>>28352273
demons
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>>28352273
OP's fear has kept him vigilant (keeping the lights on, putting the covers over his head, calling for his mother, etc) so of course he hasn't fucking seen a ghost - the whole point is to NOT see a ghost.

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>girl sends me signals
>follow up on those signals
>girl refuses

What the fuck, /r9k/. What the fuck was I supposed to do in that situation?
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>>28352197
She doesnt want a cheap fag. Take her out, bring her back and go.
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She said she'll go out to get drinks with you. Why are you surprised that someone is uncomfortable going to someone's place before you've ever met them?
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>>28352236
I'm not going to pay for her drinks lol. We'll get rounds.

>>28352239
Not in general, but I guess I mistook flirting for actual coming on.

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Do you consider yourself mentally ill or autistic because of your love to Japan?
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I consider myself superior for liking weeb shit, instead of chasing stinky 3D pussy like OP. I wish every post had a picture of the real person next to it so we could laugh at all the ugly 3D lovers.
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no because i only watch confirmed classic animes like evangelion
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>>28352048
that's ok, I'd rather play video games and do other stuff that I feel like, when I feel like it

(you can keep the trap porn and cucks and anime fuckers though)

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He finally got laid.

Why haven't you?
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>>28352009
I wonder how much he paid. The look on that poor girls face is just soul crushing
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This is one of those biggest reasons why I wanna be a pornstar. Sex with beautiful women even if you're butt ugly.
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>>28352009
Oh fuck me! Ah, Oh yaa baby

At what age did you give up on life?

26 here.

At what age do you think someone SHOULD give up on life? I'm thinking 24 or 25.
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I gave up now. By the time I have a college degree I'll be like 30 something. I don't think I'll ever have kids or get married But if I do great. I'm not gonna try anymore, just going to enjoy the rest of my 20s without a care. Gonna use my wagecuck money too travel around the world. I have no goals of being wealthy or educated.
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19 here.
There's no hope for me.
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>>28352180

>19

There really isn't, I mean, you couldn't even read the part about "no teenagers" in the subject line.

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>tfw sisters boyfriend bullies you
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>>28351736
Do you own a baseball bat? Or a sufficiently heavy pot/pan from the kitchen? If so, there are no excuses, OP. Stop being a pussy. Next time you see your sister's boyfriend, beat the shit out of him.

See who has the last laugh then.
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>Sister's bf tries to fuck you

I wish he was dead.
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>>28351795
Tell your sister so she wont believe you and take his side and not talk to you.

.......or let him and tape it, then you have evidence.

Your choice

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cant fuckin believe how accurate this image is
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>>28351676
I don't understand.
Autists have their collection, which consists of millions of files, categorized in a thousand genres while normal people have theirs in only one big file?
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>>28352030
If you don't compile every single piece of music into a single mp3 file you'll be stuck a neet forever
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>>28352030
Basically, normies just type dance into Youtube then play the first hour long file.

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My mother just said I'm an egoist for not wanting children.
Is this true?
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>>28351322
No. It's just as egotistical a position to believe that your genes need to be passed on. Your mom can go fuck herself, at least she can't make another walking shitstain that way.
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>>28351322
Don't second guess yourself op, you made the right choice. Forever Children should not be having children.
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>>28351322
Children are had solely for selfish reasons and bring unnecessary suffering into this world. It's a truly disgusting practice

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