Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3472. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3472. page
Anyone ever been to a Hookah Lounge? I'm thinking of taking my girl friend (a friend that is a girl, not actual gf) there.
>>28223235
They're pretty comfy tbqh. The one I always go to is a shithole though.
I went once. It would have been ok, except for the fact that they were blaring horrible middle-eastern dance music. fuck those guys.
>>28223972
Some shit like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
My room mate and I spent a whole afternoon listening to this stuff after watching some Arabian drifting videos, gets really catchy after a while
HOW DO I GET A GF?
FUCK
IM SO TIRED OF BEING LONELY
Just give that shortstack goddess the dick, katanashi-kun, you autistic fagwagon.
Play mmo and acquire e-gf.
>>28223325
That shit doesnt count
Alright, I love all of you guys, we're one big family. Today, is a new christmas of cheap gifts.
THAT MEANS STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY, GIVE ME A YOU AND I'LL SEND A KEY TO YOU!
>>28223194
Eh I'll bite
>>28223194
>redeem key
>unalterbach is now linked to your account
I see through your memes OP.
>>28223194
Here's your (You).
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026546547/
Hey /r9k/ i need my rent paid before tomorrow would anyone loan me 170 usd to [email protected]
message my kik djkonkrete and i can pay you back thursday next week plus an extra 50 if youd like
Thanks /r9k/
>>28223190
Check your PMs! :-)
>>28223190
Sure thing, why not. I've sent $170.
>tfw owe 300 bucks to the bank
>not going to a small anime-con tomorrow cause of it
These threads never work for me
I'm taking a girl out on a date tomorrow
How do I not fuck this up?
>>28223093
I don't think I'm going to tell her I love her, but I'm definitely going to go for a kiss pretty early on.
Yes/no?
>>28223109
Yeah just go for a kiss on the cheek as a greeting
Make sure you bath anon get that grease outta your hair.
femanons, are hairy arms sexy or a turn off?
You realize women are just as diverse as men when it comes to likes and dislikes right?
For example, some girls I know would think that a guy who shaves his pubes is a fucking feminine pussy, while others would think pubes are messy and disgusting.
It all comes down to preference.
why do women shave all over their body but often not their arms? SO many times have I seen girls with hairy arms. Those hairy arms are a turn off.
>>28223577
Not sure what to think when I see a hairy armed girl
Becuase I look like OPs pic, so I'd be a bit of a hypocrite, but to me it looks acceptable on a man. Women need to wax that shit immediately.
>Tfw dreams are getting so vivid I'm genuinely having trouble with remembering if things actually happened or if they were just dreams
Anyone else know this feel?
It's weird and I want it to stop, but it's out of my control. It's fucking crazy, I'll dream about the smallest thing and then have a debate with myself on whether it actually happened or not because the dream was too vivid.
last nigh i dreamed and seen a giant russian ship crashed along a beach...such an errie feeling.
>>28222749
This has been happening a lot to me since last year. I don't even care anymore.
>>28222749
>I know this feel
That's what happens when you don't have a life.
I'm so fucking mad, /r9k/. I have gained weight from being NEET, and I'm really upset about it, I hate how my chubby stomach feels, my energy levels are shit, my sleep cycle is nocturnal.
So I started lifting and taking walks, and guess fucking what? I gained 5 fucking pounds and today my stomach feels more bloated than ever, just sitting down is fucking uncomfortable because I can feel my flabby abdomen pressing up in fucking folds.
I fucking hate this! I hate this! I just want it to end! I want to fucking starve myself and be slender and I want this fucking stomach to go away!! GOD DAMN!
Weight struggles thread. Share your weight stories and advice, friends. I'm going to go lift and cry and feel bad.
MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
IT HURTS!!!!
ARGGH! SURELY ANOTHER BOT HAS SIMILAR WEIGHT PROBLEMS. PLEASE RESPOND
>>28222685
Try to start running or skipping rope. It'll help you lose calories quicker. Also try eating rice and drink more water, you'll feel fuller.
>fembot posts picture claiming to be ugly
>50 guys beg her to be their gf or Skype
>hehe you're just kidding! I'm hopelessly ugly you silly bois!
>>28222584
Sort of like how you laugh off some girl taking a picture of someone as the girl just wanting a picture of some ugly guy and not the fact that he's a good person.
I see a lot of contradiction in r9k, and it's really annoying me now.
>>28222584
Why won't 50 men beg for my skype? I would take one.
>>28222997
honestly have no idea what you're trying to say
>>28223133
I would if it wasn't 12am
I kind of want to kill myself just to see what happens after you die
>>28222508
>nothing kappa
>>28222508
I get those thoughts too.
I wish I could see what my friends and family do after I'm dead
i keep giving bad people good ideas edition
how are you all doing?
>>28222496
yo what up havent seen u in forever
life is bad but thats life
>mfw I realize my parents are closer to death than I realized and there will soon be nothing keeping you from suicide
>>28222552
not much working on a paper pretty much
sat around all day so i feel like shit
bumperino cheeseripo
I will never know what it feels like by myself, so please let me know what it feels like when a girl gets your arms and put it around their body.
Its very soft. Girls surface tension is alot softer and nicer then what you image. If you have ever cuddled with a dog or some shit its not like that.
bags of sand you fucking virgin
>when a girl takes
Fixed.
Besides being virgin, I'm also dumb.
>be fembot
>live in Cali
>say im not voting for sanders or hillary
>all the other women lose their shit
>mfw
L O N D ON
O
N
D
O
N
originalcommentplzdontsteal
Women have literally no stakes in the Republican party so I'm surprised you're going that direction too.
>inb4 Libertarian or some other worthless 3rd party
>>28223719
Well I mean the only real difference is the abortion stance, and a fembot isn't going to get pregnant anyway
Someone made this thread and had a survey, but what does it mean and who is bandage? Link below.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1exuTrFUKIp09nn5eWXHjApRNtnw8spayAeMwp2tP7CE/viewform
Another high quality Hickory approved thread lads
>>28222419
Anon you didn't answer me, who is bandage? I've never heard of him/. He seemed bittersweet so I reposted his survey
Shameless bump
I don't like being left out
What can I do to make pocket change on the internet?
mturk
Bump
This is origaminvcgk
>>28222233
furry art comissions
