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>8 hours
>2 slabs
>feels good man
>not beating the game with unupgraded sword hilt
Just fucking delete the game right now you DISGUSTING casual.
>still caring about this dead POS franchise
>>28230019
>>28230012
>sword hilt +15
>feels good man
>walk into the alcohol store
>the alcohol man recognizes me and grabs the usual
who else /too far gone/ here
>>28229988
Lel, good man anon
what did the alcohol man give you anon?
>>28229999
A lethal dose of morphine
Original comment
who /livingondaedge/ here?
>codeine packet says don't go over the recommended dose and drink alcohol
>go way over the recommended dose & drink alcohol anyway
>>28229969
do you like your liver and kidneys?
>>28229969
you taking codeine for fun or something happen?
>>28231152
It's just atoms man who cares
>finally get a gf
>few weeks into relationship she says she's 14, not 18
>>28229954
What's even the problem?
>>28229954
i dont get the problem OP
Did you have sex yet?
>Girlfriend is a fucking normie
>girlfriend thinks I'm gay after I sucked her dick
robots should have normie gfs. even stacys if you can get them. robot x fembot is a disaster waiting to happen.
>>28229864
>robots should have normie gfs
They won't be robots after getting into a relationship.
What is the most powerful anime character? I am ranking all of the animes based on power levels and I need some input. Pic relevant here so take that into consideration.
One punch man you IDIOT
Alucard.
probably saitama
I'm the only person stoned at this party
Send help
That girl has nice feet.
Wow, girl on the left has some nice feet.
>>28229597
>>28229590
What do I do
I'm not touching them
>ywn be a porn actor fucking solid 10/10s and getting paid for it
why even live?
>>28229500
Name a 10/10 pornstar. You literally can't.
>tfw you'll never be in a Men.com parody
why even live
>>28229500
There are no 10/10s in porn but I know what you mean. I have that fantasy a lot.
If you killed yourself right now, how long would it take for somebody to notice? Anything under a couple of days means that you aren't a real robot.
>>28229492
Real robots don't have their own homes faggot.
We live with our mothers. She'd notice as soon as she heard the gunshot.
Right away because I'm a true robot who lives with his parents.
If you live alone you're independent, independent people cannot be robots.
I'm sure 90% of the people who go on this board live with their parents or some other relative so I think it would be a day at most. I guess nobody here is a robot. Oh well.
>looking through gf's old facebook pictures
>she was much prettier years before we started dating
>looks like she did a lot of fun things while I was a depressed shutin
>see the odd photo of her next to a guy in a group, wonder if he's an ex
this isn't healthy
Are you happy with her now though?
>>28229508
Yeah, that's why it's so unhealthy. She's great to me, I'm just struggling with my own insecurity.
I still have pictures from 4 years ago of my ex.
Sometimes I fap to them.
this isn't healthy
Anyone else in their 20's and still feel and act like a fucking child?
I'm 22 and I end up acting like a fucking kid alot of the time. Not so much in public though.
I'm 29 soon and I still go screaming around my house running with my dogs pretending I'm a pig being chased by them and when they get me I squeal like a pig getting eating alive.
Is this normal for someone whose nearly 30? I find it fun.
Where's the son?
>>28229478
I am 24 and do similar things. No plans to stop
>13-15 year old kids are fucking like rabbits
Srsly what the fuck?, is this because facebook or what?, girls werent that slutty when I was in School
They used to get married at 8 and pop out a kid after their first period.
>>28229429
correction
>13-15 year old girls are finding 18yo boyfriends who take them to maccy ds in a vauxhall corsa and get them to have sex
girls have been slutty for thousands of years dumbass
this isn't a recent trend
Hey anon, I just woke up~
Time to give me some (you)s so I don't kill myself today!
>>28229209
Why not end your life?
>>28229209
(Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
Youriginal
>>28229209
Here you go qt.
original frakking comment
Notice me senpai,
Parramatta meetup thread
What time? Ill be setting off at Dover Heights
>>28229189
You might wanna be careful, I'm friendly now but I could break at any moment..
>>28229207
What are you talking about? I didnt say anything triggering
how can I make myself mentally retarded bros? I don't want to understand anything anymore
>>28229116
start playing football
>>28229116
Damage your brain bro
>>28229173
yea but how bro? just bang my head against the wall?
