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Sup famalam. What do you guys think are the best methods to commit suicide? Gunshot seems pretty easy and straightforward, but I was also thinking about carbon monoxide poisoning. You can order formic acid and sulfuric acid online and I guess they react to form CO, but idk how much I'd need to fill the interior of a car or whatever. I live with my parents and I'd rather not have them be the ones to discover me, but if they need to ID me or whatever I think CO poisoning would prob be less grotesque than blowing my brains out. Thoughts??
Easiest way would probably be to hang yourself with a belt around a doorknob. Or a gun, but guns aren't readily available for most people. I suppose there's helium tanks, but I hear helium tanks aren't 100% helium and wont kill you. Not sure how true that is
>>28226820
I'm over 21 and I live in the US. I could buy a handgun with my next shitty minimum wage paycheck, but idk where I should do it. I don't really want to cause other people trauma over finding me, and I feel like a gory way to go like gunshot would be pretty bad you know
>>28226786
It might only get worse friendo, but suffering might be better than experiencing nothing. That being said, no single method as reliable as a system with multiple points of failure. Find a way to get CO2 poisoning, couple it with another type of poisoning, alcohol, and if you can muster the courage, gunshot. I hope you find someone to talk to or find someone or something that helps.
Try 7 cups if you want to chat online, or you can call the national suicide hotline.
Eat shit black women, LMAO. KARMA FUCK YES
It's what they get for being rude cunts with superiority complexes.
They wake up to reality and it's too late by that point :D
This is the fate of all black women who don't marry by the time they're 20.
>>28226780
Don't worry that new Beyonce album will save them
I feel bad for her but yeah black women and black facial features in general are just not attractive at all.
Say it in real life and you'll be crucified for being "racist" but most people think that way.
>just in it to pump and dump
I see. She expects servitude from men apart from the casual sex and gets upset that she gets none.
Truly the black female is the scapegoat for all the sins of women.
We are open.
Slavkeep here, I will be working the bar for the following 5 hours or so.
Order a drink and share current feels.
Robo-hour offer: in-house tap beer and a jameson shot combo for $3.99.
Slavkeep how do these work, i just tell you whats got me down while I order a drink?
Let's start this off right.
https://youtu.be/HMnrl0tmd3k
I'm pretty happy to see that this had made a return.
>>28226818
Pretty much it. Slavkeep is a failed normie and as such he constitutes mediocre wisdom and some experience too, so you might even get a worthwhile advice.
>met a cutie Russian girl on omegle
>she is so cutie, and her voice is so cute
>we add on snapchat
>been talking the last few days, she is obsessed with me, and it feels like she is my gf
>tfw we will probably never meet
>tfw all I want to do is pinch her cheeks and kiss her
>tfw my heart literally hurts and feel like crying
How can I turn off my feels? I hate having them and feel like I would be much more successful and better off without them.
Anyone have advice on how to become a psychopath.
>>28226691
You can vent your emotion on here.
Get her on a skype call. Make sure it's really a woman. Then cyber with her all day baby.
>>28226745
It's really a woman, she sends me cutie snaps all the time and she was real on omegle.
It's not enough, I have to physically have her. Why do i have to be such a weak bitch over some cutie from the other side of the world?
>>28226691
FUCKING HELP ME FAMILY
I"M BECOMING UNHINGED
>cum in escorts mouth
>she holds it in and frenches me
why did this happnen
you let it happen
Enjoy your infection.
>>28226596
do prosties really let you jazz in their mouth?
I felt a woman's nipple for the first time tonight
>>28226520
Hope she didn't catch your face or she'll be pressing charges.
>>28226520
why would you take advantage of your mother like that?
did it taste like bags of sand and sour coins?
Whats up players? Post whatever you want; how you feel, what you're up to, stories of your life, whatever.
But just one thing, you have to say that I am the next big thing not only on this board, but on 4chan in general.
What's the matter? Cat got your tongues?
SIMHB is a fucking god! He should replace whatever that frog meme is as the face of 4chan
I want this man as president! He is truly the king of kings
>measure dick
>6.1 inches
>last time i measured I was 4.7
>wtf
>Double check
>Still 6.1 inches
How does this happen, holy shit.
>>28226423
you lost weight
or are just harder?
>>28226435
>you lost weight
If anything I have gained weight.
You're using the centimeter side of the ruler
Tick tock wagecucks. Tick tock.
3 day weekend bitch
>>28226391
Don't fool yourself, wagie. Mr Shekelstein is still wanting that new yacht.
One cannot know rest without work
One cannot know work without rest
There is no good if there is no evil
There is no evil if there is no good
A woman who I very much hoped would go on a date with me just rejected me and unmatched me.
I just came home from work and I've decided this is it. I am so sad and miserable I just laid on my bed and cried loudly for 15 minutes. Nobody could here me as I was ALONE. I can't take this anymore its too painful. I don't want to hear or be told that it'll get better. It won't.
She could have been my girlfriend. I could have been happy. I could have been something. But all I am is an anti social miserable piece of shit with no future no partner no money and no hope.
Listening to right now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfCha0lDtc
"Well let's go back to the middle of the day that starts it all
I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling
And now the red ones make me fly
And the blue ones help me fall
And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts
And we'll fly home
We'll fly home
You and I
We'll fly home"
>>28226378
Are you me when I was 15?
>tfw you're now 6 ft, long hair, and 4 earrings and she suddenly starts talking to you again
>tfw this could be itvengence
If I'm punished in the afterlife and sent to hell for killing myself, at least it won't be as painful as the hell that I'm in now.
>>28226378
Well my first thought was that it was really stupid to get upset over a girl, but then I remember I've felt the same. It sucks being lonely but it's not worth killing yourself over it.
YOU, young man, are dying of thirst.
What does this mean?
Was he trying to be deep?
>>28226462
You need water, holy water.
>>28226527
Is that all he's trying to say?
That there's a lot of spiritually destitute young people in need of saving?
everyone keeps insisting my gf is ugly. what do you guys think? she is very bitchy and im wondering if she's worth putting up with.
>>28226331
Keep fucking her until you get a new girl
>>28226331
have that conversation with her but only after an epic fuck session
old meth addict whore/10
you're better off alone, anon
>tfw you will never get to live in the countryside and farm and raise a family with your qt wife in peace.........
>>28226275
This is literally my fantasy, and I wish it was in the distant past, anywhere really. A qt wife and family would be a bonus, but I'd be fine just living simply by myself in a small comfy village as well
>>28226275
>>28226306
Leftism has spread to small towns at this point. Unless you go full amish the dream is dead
>>28226333
just move to europe or asia or some shit
no way left can spread there
I hate that prostitution isn't legal in my state. Just another way for women to surpress the 80% of us not getting laid.
>the 80% not getting laid
Bruh....
>>28226266
Wait til' the right wingers ban porn, too, so you have no outlet except some D-grade hateful roastie.
That's the whole intent of the system. Turn you into a neurotic, sex-starved, frustrated worker.
>>28226266
Its good to live in germany. Even if they make prostitution illegal, i still have the netherlands as a backup.
Do having friends, online or IRL, automatically define you as a "normie"?
What are distinct features of a normie?
Is it something you don't want to be, or a life style to strive for?
You are a normie if:
>You have a large circle of friends and/or meet up with friends often
>You have had sex before
>You have had any kind of sexual relations before
>You have had a girlfriend/boyfriend before
>You have a job that pays more than minimum wage
>You have your own house
>You are more than a 6/10
>You don't have autsim/depression/other mental disorders
>You have/had a stable family life
There's probably more to it but you get the gist, basically anyone who has adapted to and can function in modern society is normie material.
>Being alive
Normie
>>28227442
How many of those do you have to fulfill?
And sex with what exactly?
