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I feel like shit. Should I get drunk?
Store closes in 36 minutes and it's a 10 minute walk.
if quads no
if dubs yes
if singles roll again
>>28335020
Yes, of course you should.
>>28335020
Yeah.
I was gonna get Chinese for cheat day but fuck that I want to get smashed off my ass.
Thx op you reminded me of alcohol.
Do you ever listen to the music?
I don't mean putting on songs you enjoy. Or turning on the radio and letting it be background noise. I mean listen to the music, what it has to day.
It's all there. That guide, those instructions on life. It's all in the music. Just listen, and it'll show you the path.
If you get confused, just listen to the music play.
>>28334995
Check out the song Time Apart by the band Punch. Pretty much is what you're talking about
>>28334995
I can't get into music.
I don't really understand it and it's hard for me to enjoy it.
I only "listen" to music when I play osu!
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
>>28335474
Just stop a minute.
And put your ear to the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=494nKPnzu7o
>/R9K/ tries getting a gf
which one of you fucks is this
>>28334666
>>28334666
all hail satan trips
OP is indeed a faggot
nice trips op
>>28334977
>>28334666
this thread is going off the rails
SAY IT WITH ME
PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON
inmate 302043
PRESIDENT HITLLARY CLINTON!
inb4 hillary dick mosaic.
>>28334661
How much muff would she be getting in prison? I think she'd be the head mistress
Why don't you have a black gf anon? They are objectively superior.
Is this so? Maybe I give black gf a go next time I go out bein all myself again.
Me on the left titty
>>28334356
Shut up Bebe.
>This isn't an original comment
MY CALC I FINAL IS IN 2 HOURS AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW SHIT
FUCK ME
>>28334151
Call ya school and make a bomb threat they cancle class and buy you more time
how can you not do basic calculus lmaofamily
>>28334151
Why are you so dumb? Calculus is not that hard. If Newton could come up with it in his 20s, you should be able to at least learn a subset of it with no problem.
This afternoon
>Smoked some nice hash
>Drank prosecco
>Had amazing sex with my girlfriend
>Ate dank, homemade rice salad
>Now watching Inherent Vice for the second time
How did you spend your day, /r9k/?
>>28334130
>baby bitch tier drug
Snorting some coke. But a little bitch like you wouldn't know anything like that. Man up and do a real drug fucking wimp.
>white rice
>went to school
>jacked off
>didn't eat anything that looks like vomit
>You screw an eye bolt into the rafter to put the rope in
>Chads big dick stretches her clit all the way open
clits dont open
>>28333869
>you take the pissbottles out
>chad buries his cock in the qt next door and sends her nudes to all his friends
>she's out looking like a million bucks
>youre home on /r9k/ with a million cucks
Wow black women are so pretty you need to get a black gf white and Asian guys. Black women are nice and loyal and wont cheat on you like manface white women and fishfaced gook women.
Go away imposter. You can use my name to steal boufri bfs from me.
ooga booga i lubs a sheboon woman with a bone thru her nose swingin around thru the trees caucasian and japanese women can't even eat ants off of a stick in da muddaland or know how to make a mud hut :D
>>28333815
>Yes that's a good goy, go racemix with the female dindu naturalis, you will make the west a bit better. Go ahead goyim.
>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty Puerto Rican and Dominican girls
god I would love to live in the Bronx if it meant getting to mess with Rican qts
>>28333745
>tfw live on long island
>need 20 fucking dollars to run away to the city by train
This is ridiculous
>>28334491
Me too, I know that feel.
If you want to save money, you could take the Long Island bus to the subway, it takes a lot longer but if you're patient it's not that bad
This how all heterosexual relationships will look like when feminism inevitably wins.
Can't wait desu. I just want a woman to make me into her pet. To be nothing more than a walking dildo for her, that is my dream.
>>28333628
Cucks like you are destroying civilization
>>28333628
>Implying you'll get to be a dildo
>Implying she wont use Chad and Tyrone as the dildos
>Implying you wont clean up the mess with your tongue
>Implying you'll be able to get all the cum deep in her cunt and cervix out
Fucking cucks
I was just text this a while ago. I'm not a teacher. Not even close. I need a proper response. Help me out faggots.
>>28333386
I wonder if this is an edu student who is currently observing a class. What state you in?
>>28333386
Play along.
>Yes, there's a test tomorrow
Play along and also fuck other people over, no quiz.
>tfw no qt girl to bully me
I only like (cute) bullying guys irl, online just feels weird tbqh, sorry anon.
>>28333399
o-oh...tfw i figured i wouldn't actually get any replies on here so this was mostly just feelsposting
>>28333514
Maybe one day a QT will bully you. What kind of bullying do you like, specifically? Any examples?
Everyone on here acts as though there is something clinically wrong with them. But for how many of you is there actually?
Have any of you been diagnosed with a real mental disorder? How has it effected your life?
im a twisted fucking psychopath my man
Fucked it up. In fact, you're all part of the system.
If you actually go to get diagnosed, you aren't paranoid enough
> just lift bro
when will this meme fucking die?
if you have good genetics you will naturally have low fat and large bones and good muscle tone, so you have no reason to lift
if you have bad genetics and lift you will look like this guy
I love how lazy fags keep posting this thread
This is an actual legitimate way to escape neetdom but its just a le meme, right? xD
>im an amerifat
literally you
>>28333225
He just has to cut more brah
