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ITT: Girls you keep daydreaming about
Her smile makes me happy
>>28317881
>DEPORT
That's right.
some girl off of kik.
>Implying you wouldn't tap that muzzie ass
>Vagina
Nope.
>>28317715
I bet it smeIIs like fucking shit
>>28317715
do... do they bleach their assholes in Islam?
>be 29 year old black robot
>my sister is an 18 year old roastie who only bangs white guys
>my dad is joking with my sister about her new white bf
>he looks at her and says "I'm so glad you don't date black men"
This comes as a shock to
Me considering he is a black man himself. Why would he say that?im tired of black people and their self hatred
most black guys are losers tbqh
you having a dad is the exception sadly enough
Because your race is fucking disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>28317558
because a black guy would leave her immediately once she gets prego
Whats everyone listening to tonight?
>http://www.last.fm/music/The+One+AM+Radio/_/In+A+City+Without+Seasons
>>28317402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvLiGOalsIo
Not prog, but varied enough for an hour or so on repeat.
>I really like the vocals in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-03c759jrD4
>post something not emo or indie acoustic bullshit
>get no (you)s
everytime
You have been visited by kingblackcuck. FBI vans and virginity will come to you but only if you post 'Thanks Chocolate Hippopotamus!' in this thread.
Oh shit this guy added me on skype once after I posted in a soc thread
His message was "I'm bi :)"
What a fucking creep
>>28317351
#realnigga
This is a very original comment I am making.
>>28317351
>assmadness is real
>this butthurt over being cucked
>>28317522
>literally posts a pof troll account that I only used one time
>mfw
Whoever wasted there time on this thread utterly failed lmao
>>28317394
>literally making up lies
This thread should be titled "BackPedals and autism assmadness"
who here no drivers license?
i blame me complete lack of social life on this one fucking problem
i see this fucking cunt pull up next door every day to pick up his gf who is still in highschool (her father should be sued for being a shit parent)
meanwhile i'm 23 and have to plan in advance how to get where i'm going using shitty public transport
imagine for one second you had a gf and you had to walk to her house to meet her, you arrive covered in sweat from walking in the heat and you tell her she will have to get a train with you to get back to your place
i honestly can't think of anything that would dry her cunt up faster
So just learn to drive and buy a piece of shit car.
>>28316993
amerifuck detected
in my shithole it's not as easy and just doing one driving test and getting your license
also
>save up
>on the fucking /neet/ board
>>28317016
Get a fucking bike or something then, shit. Also, not having a car isn't what's preventing you from having a girlfriend. It's not having a job that's going to fuck you over in that area.
http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/
What do you look like?
Also, let's try to guess which country people are from based on their pic
>>28316750
I'm in!
>>28316750
Italy?
>>28316898
>Italy
Close, keep trying
Now it's my turn: Russian?
>>28316943
My parents are!
So for all genealogical and purposes, you're right. But I was born and raised in canada.
Second guess, hmmm! I was gonna say france at first, but on second thought, let's go with spain.
Vidya thread
What games are /r9k/ playing these days?
playing through witcher 3 for the third time.
>dat ambiance
>soundtrack
>dem velen sunsets
>dat soft horse canter
maximum comfy
video games are dead these days
cs go a few nights a week
i'm only on like 300 hours tho so only gold nova
got the game just recently
Any robots here take drugs or supplements to make life more tolerable, or give you more energy?
Currently I've been taking Vitamin D (since I'm always in the basement of course) and Magnesium. Seems like I'm a bit less tired. I'd like to try some "pot" as the kids call it to relax a little at some point.
Vitamin DXM has greatly improved my life.
>>28316411
Vitamin A actually makes me not a robot anymore; and lets me live a normal life.
>>28316595
How? What is it supposed to do? And how do you take it and how much $$$ is it?
Let's start this shit up boys, we gotta liven up our fellow robot's nights with good conversation and pretty faces~
I will be there.Will you? 1
>>28315710
I'm already there looking for femanons to black lmao.
>tfw earlier today some qt from the czech republic said I had a horse cock and she stuck her tongue out for me as I came.
>>28315528
an hour of Bee Movie and Shampoo discussion
ATTENTION YOU PATHETIC LONELY IDIOTS: There are no "attainable girls". None. I know you were probably brainwashed by movies/anime/videogames/ to believe that you can land one of these small and cute girls, maybe a redhead, maybe a pale brunette, maybe she wears glasses and works at the library. You know the type. Quirky and cute. Small, not a bombshell, modest, usually small tits and no ass, but with a cute face.
The kind of girl you stare at at the grocery store. The cashier at the comic book place that you, for some twisted reason, believe that "you could have a chance with her if you'd just go talk to her". No you wouldn't.
I need you to understand something, the hottest Stacies only have Chads hitting on them. These cute "attainable girls" you convinced yourself you have a shot with? They have Chad, plus everyone else going after them.
You know how your parents keep telling you that you should go after the girls other boys probably aren't noticing? That's what every other single male thinks like. You have MORE competition for these girls, not less.
These girls will ALWAYS go for Chad, and if he's not available, they'll go for cute hipster "nerd" hot guy. They'll never go for you creeps.
Basically, stop staring at and daydreaming about the gamestop cashier.
The truth hurts so much.
Love isn't real.
>trying to talk sense into the most delusional and pathetic board of them all
What the fuck are you doing fampai? Just run away and leave while you can.
>>28315479
no it isn't senpai. Love is just a marketing concept sold to permavirgins through anime.
What is the thing in life currently that gives you the most pleasure?
Music, food, anime, fapping, hobbies, something else?
Learning new math.
Then sex.
Then philosophy.
I don't get so much new music, films or other produced entertainment enough for it to work that way.
>>28315076
Jacking off.
My usual board is full ofthere's really no difference between /b/tards and redditors is there?
So, I'm avoiding it for the time being and I find myself jacking off every hour or so.
>>28315076
faping while crossdressed with a dildo or a vibrator in the ass
Continuation from >>28298643
First for train me senpai
>>28311764
Yeeehawwww all aboard fellas!
>>28314239
Don't worry about a job, no one cares enough to look over it. Swipe right for everyone, you don't need to whore it out on Facebook or anything, if you're good looking they will come. Finally, message first, again, if you're good looking, they will come.
>tfw want to move to texas
>tfw cant drive and would never make it
>>28313697
Texas , outside of Austin, is comfy.
>>28314240
Live in bland georgia and ive always dreamed of going out west. also guns
>>28314195
Fuck, I live in the only city in Texas that isn't comfy!
Damn how do we Asian "men" compete against BWC?
She can never go back to small Asian cock after him desu.
http://www.xvideos.com/video19458755/asian_escort_creampie_clients
>>28313549
What the fuck, I know this girl. Her name is Sophie, how did you get this?
>>28313981
Does she ride the BWC?
>>28314018
Not that I know of. She's gone out with Asian guys before though.
