I want the tumblr generation to end
>tfw no preschool teacher gf
Accidentally did your instead of you're, shit
>>28298817
Forgot pic tbotbo
>>28298838
>there 3
doesn't surprise me the way she looks
Wvwhwywhwvw
>>28299214
>special ed
>still interested
Hahahahaha need more
>>28299214
Ehsbsvsa xjjdhss
>>28299352
I always forget my fucking pic
>>28299214
Got a pretty good chuckle out of this one, lad. Thanks.
>>28299443
Dbshshsus
>>28299528
float the idea of her shitting in your mouth
I'm curious how they'd respond to that
>>28299528
goddamn, man these are so good.
>>28299537
OP you should doodoo this one. I bet she'd be down. Some girl on there might be.
She said something about gaming only on xbox or something I don't remember
>>28299537
>>28299606
It's on now tbo
>>28299658
Hshsjsnsj
>>28299658
What app is this? tinder?
>>28299703
Yes it is tbo
Fgvvgd
>>28299739
That's incredible, chad really does get away with ANYTHING.
Hdhdhsnsb
>>28299762
yeah, it's absolute madness. I bet chad could get a woman to eat a dried up chunk of dog shit if he wanted.
It shouldn't be so surprising, women have no self respect after all.
Fjfjfnfneken
>>28299862
I honestly wonder what it would take to shake this one off, OP.
>>28299884
Well we're going to see tbo
>>28299862
motherfucker
just imagine what I would get for asking a woman to be my mommy gf
I'd be lucky to get away without being registered as a sex offender
>>28299862
>>28299884
talk with her about satanic rituals and fucking in the woods on a full moon night with candles while cult members are watching
>>28299862
just the thought of a man in a diaper makes me feel sick. This lady would have fucked pamperchu had pamperchu been a chad, holy fuck.
>>28299928
this
orginopoo
>>28299928
nah, that's too absurd and would blow his cover
continue with the diapers instead
Jsnsnskakan
>>28299528
Wow what a bitch
3ga
>>28299961
It really depends on how he says it and either way, what will she say?
Jsjsnsnaks
>>28300002
Well at least she's up front about it.
>>28298838
>preschool teacher
>dresses like that
Lmao. No wonder white kids grow up to be traps and Nu-male.
Honestly, how have the Jews allowed you to live this long?
>>28300002
>financial domination
I just got an idea, what if chad tried to make whores into his findom slaves, like they have to pay HIM?
>>28300002
i wouldnt even mind a gross bitch like that cucking me
>>28300002
She's thinking that not only will she get a chad, diaper wearing autist to have sex with but that she'll also financially dominate him while dominating other cucks. She's on a power trip. She's trying to take advantage of a beta chad, holy shit i thought i had seen it all!
It's fun when girls reveal their fetishes after a few messages. Only if you're hot of course.
>>28299214
Chad can have major autismo and still slay.
>>28300044
that's fucking brilliant, next level ewhoring. You're a genius, man.
>>28300056
Now this one would definitely take a dump in your mouth
Cggxdvbj
>>28300056
Sbshsidn
>>28300096
DESPERATE
E
S
PERATE
>>28300120
Ask this thing if it likes being strangled.
faggots in this thread pretending that they wouldn't divulge all their wildest sex fantasies to a seemingly 'open for anything' 10/10 whore.
Hshsbssj
>>28300207
Hsshsnsn
>>28298838
I know she's only a preschool teacher but for fucks sake, any teacher should know the difference between there and they're.
>>28300002
>cuckholding?
???
tbo
>>28299528
Fuck, I feel bad now desudesu
>>28300221
Vvhjnbfv
>>28300002
>consensual blackmail
Does this bitch not even realize that the entire point of blackmail is it isn't consensual?
>>28300002
>cuckolding
I want /pol/ to stop being right
>>28300233
Let's give her the benefit of doubt anon, maybe she was testing him.
>>28300274
>it doesn't work that way man, I'm the one who's supposed to friendzone guys
>>28300274
It's TOO EASY , OP TOO EASY HOLY SHIT CHAD CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING
diaper wearing financial cuckholding plus that asian who wants to be strangled jesus christ chad can get anything in life.
Hdhdjsnsns
You know what? I really hate women.
>>28300291
i think she means like rp a blackmail situation
>>28300002
Wow she's a keeper bro
>>28300323
we all do, man
>>28300167
>doing anything with someone who is likely to give you the clap
think with your brain for half a second instead of your dick, idiot
Shshbsusjs
>>28300167
No, I wouldn't.
I'd always feel uncomfortable with a 10/10 girl if I'm 4/10 at best.
wow this is fucking gold hahahaha
>>28300167
Holy fuck thats emotion eric I haven't seen this guy in ages.
>>28300323
You could do this to men too, just get a cute girl profile and have some beta jackass do anything you say. People in general are shit, but i still hate women more.
Fgbfgnnbn
>>28300375
The difference is you don't even need a cute for that. A "no picture" avatar and female profile is enough.
>>28298838
A teacher that doesn't know the difference between there, they're and their.
>>28300395
holy shit was this the whole conversation???? kek
>>28300407
that's pretty sad.bababoi bababoi
>>28300395
TO BE ORIGINAL TOO EASY
OP pls call her put her on vocaroo
>>28300002
> masturbation is a kink
Fucking women, man
>>28300375
Yes, but you'd be much less successful, even with the trash men that use dating apps. They generally at least have some morals.
Women have no fucking boundaries.
Rena is my Tinder waifu
>>28300502
tell her you want to eat her out on your knees
>>28300274
OKay i am triggered right now
>>28300395
Just look at this girl. She would never even look in my direction because I'm ugly and not white. Yet she will get on her knees and show her true whore nature for Chad. She has no self-respect whatsoever, and her sole raison d'etre is to indulge in hedonistic pleasure until her death. How disgusting. Combine this all with the smells, texture, bodily fluids etc. that women have, and the result is a true monster.
I'm glad I've given up on women forever.
>>28300550
why do you even deserve a white gf?
stick with your own kind you freak.
It wasn't meant to work out like this, robots. I'm sorry
>>28300568
Kill yourself neurotypical.
Also, nowhere in that post did I say that I deserved a 3D woman, in fact it stated that I have given up on women.
>>28300568
I found the triggered roast.
>>28300550
>I'm glad I've given up on women forever.
You turning that boipussi around now aren't ya?
>>28300526
Can't do it, she's the only one I like out of the batch
>>28300613
No. I have a waifu.
Pic related.
I'm not too fond of fags.
Sgshshsn
>>28300643
*unzips penis*
>>28300643
Udndnsnsk
>>28300580
Yes it was my friend. We have accepted it
Holy shit OP, please keep going. Im loving this shit.
>>28300630
>blonde
>heterochromia
your taste could not possibly get any worse.
>>28300672
I don't want to believe this is real please tell me this isn't real
>>28300643
>>28300672
HOLY FUCK I ' M
D Y I N G
And original
>>28300470
that's bullshit and you know it.
>fuck u robot
>>28300672
>wave dashes and tips fedora
>My pleasure
JUST END MY LIFE NOW
>>28300698
What? Blonde and heterochromia is ideal. What the fuck else could you want?
>>28299977
Lmao that irony, good one op.
Tinder is kinda disgusting desu
>>28300725
Let him be delusional.
Chris hansen has already proven that a man will do anything for some va-jay
>>28300672
>>28300643
Finally Vagabond impostor that is actually good, props OP
>>28298643
can I see the fake pic you're using, op? This is unreal.
Ghcchnn
>>28300616
come on it isn't even you talking but chad
>>28300769
Last time I posted my pics a mod banned me for a day because he considered it camwhoring or whatever
>>28300120
Ask her what her GPA is.
>>28299214
FUCKING
HOW
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>tfw no Rena gf
>>28300672
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Origihyui
>>28300826
why is life so unfair
What the actual fuck, show me a picture of chad? Can't believe this shit works...
>>28300826
she's so damn cute, ask if she's a virgin.
>>28300861
Literally ANY chad will work just google your average fratboy with a good square chin, 6'0+ and a fuckboi haircut.
>>28299214
women are fucking whores
>>28300874
I already did and she said she was and only had one bf in her life if she's to be believed
>>28300874
She literally talked about having sex in a movie theater in another screenshot
You should mention to one of the girls that you're 5'8" and ask if it's gonna be a problem?
>>28300925
Mark that down to 5'4 see if I have a chance in this world at all
>>28300902
that wasn't her, want to lick her pussy. now I'm original
Then we have these girls
>>28300939
no, that wouldn't work with his profile picture
just go with 5'8" and see what the say
>>28300901
>Brazilian father's brother's son, Romero
>>28300902
different girls, check the names stacy is the theater fucker rena is a saint according to >>28300901
.
Sometimes it doesn't work tbo
>>28300550
>WAHHH women are attracted to... wait for it.... ATTRACTIVE GUTS
>WAHHH why can't I be attractive???
>I want to change the very nature of reality so women are attracted to me
>Their biological wiring is THEIR fucking fault they should be able to consciously change it so they like ME
This is how stupid you sound. Why don't you hit the gym if you weren't a dyel you could get a gf. White girls are dumb fucking sluts nowadays, you could find some chubby white roastie who's had 3 black boyfriends and drunkenly fucked a handful of spics if you spent 6 months at the gym. If you don't think this is true then I'm sorry but you're just a quitter and aren't trying hard enough. Fuck the 20/80 rule, pretty much anyone can get laid or get a gf if they have some muscle mass and definition. You can't change the rules, so stop complaining idiot
>>28301025
chad can get away with literally anything fuck
>>28301027
Well these threads are just making fun of their biological wiring.
Why are you so mad though, we're just having some harmless fun.
I'M JUST GOING TO TELL MYSELF THAT THESE ARE ALL FAKE TO PRESERVE MY SANITY
Is she right? Tbotbo
>>28301105
>not using swiftkey
I mean it's the current year for fuck's sake
>>28301105
What???
If the candidates are entirely identical then yes the person who looks the part will have an edge.
But beauty doesn't make up for skill unless beauty is something that is a specific part of the job (modeling, secretary, etc)
>>28301105
What's she on about?
>>28301105
I want to see your profile picture of Chad. You must have took a really hot guy
>>28301144
Because I said people on tinder judge people only by appearance
>tfw 14 new matches
>>28301175
>tfw Rena
>>28301027
How can I be dyel when I squat 2.5 times my body weight lad?
>>28301175
look at angela that cunt thinks she's worth a chad, fucking destroy her!!!!!
>>28301175
>Angela
JUST
Shsjsnsnss
>>28300002
> masturbation
> oral
kinks
Maybe women aren't as whorey as we thought
Still funny though
Hshsjaj
>>28301105
can you post a higher resolution picture of Rena?
>>28301324
Women are childish, doesn't mean they're not whores.
>>28301350
You got it man tbo
Gdthbghhj
>>28301384
she IS cute e fugg normiesd
>>28301384
70 K G ! ! !
Bloxx
Everyone asked for Angela and she finally messaged me
>>28299862
this one is obviously a trolll you retards
>>28301384
S E V E N T Y K I L O G R A M S
do you realise how fat that is? especially at 5'3. she's a cannonball
>>28301384
wait what - 70 kg and 5'3?
I'm 5'7 and weigh like 68 kg
>>28300002
>financial domination
>considered a kink
Isn't that called marriage?
Alright my brain is fried, help me handle her
>>28301297
>he's the fastest hedgehog alive
>>28301442
how fat is that?
>>28301436
How?
>>28301384
w-wait
>23 oldfag for a woman
>you will love because muh eyes
>virgin
virgin my ass
women on tinder are shit.
the good women i know just don't use it, won't use it and never well. desu, same for the good men i know - tinder just has a weird way of attracting a cesspool of the worst people ever. i know girls who just want to go on dates and get stood up (no, the guys werent chad and no it wasnt catfish) and that's the last time they ever used tinder too. i know guys who are really cute and funny and they dont get matches on tinder. tinder is SHIT.
OP you are doing god's work desu, teach these bitches a lesson. they DO deserve it. i hope you ask them out, make them buy fries and stand the cold waiting for chad to never turn up.
Sbbsjsjs
>>28301458
Not much you?
>>28299154
Preschool is just daycare pretty much.
>>28301384
I'm 58kg at 5'7 and I'm not even skinny, you could play basketball with her
She doesn't seem that fat in her pics
After all that she still gave me her number
>>28301429
This is interesting, so despite being Chad ugly whores will not message you first and they still expect you to make the first move..
>>28301612
I didn't really care about censoring this one desu, not feeling like blurring out the number now
>>28301598
Maybe I'm just not seeing it
These are great, OP. Keep 'em coming.
>>28301619
His Chad is decent, but not God-tier level.
If you're a 10/10 girls will eventually message you.
Someone should use this guy as a fake profile. Guarantee you you'd get girls to agree to shitting in your mouth.
Special thanks to OP for a insight into the life of a Chad.
OP here, no one else is biting so I'm going to head to bed. If the thread is still up in the morning I'll continue to post. If not, I'll just make another thread.
quick question what app is this
>>28301726
he's using tinder. you need facebook to make an account i think.
>>28301770
Oh, the blue messages threw me off. I'm on iOS
>>28301802
only normies use iOS
this is op's profile.
>>28301660
those hands get bigger every time I see this image
>>28301660
Holy shit, he mogs the ever living shit out of the other guy
Pictures like this should be illegal, fucking hell
>>28301461
a kg is about 2.2 pounds so 70 * 2.2 = 154 pounds
>>28300002
>cuckholding
>chastity
>humiliation
>financial domination
>forced sissification
S T O P
>consensual blackmail
how though?
>>28301175
>angela
ffs
>>28301384
>5'3"
>70Kg
Holy shit she is fat as fuck
/thread ?
not original wtf
>>28300773
Stealing THST joke tbqh w u all
>>28300002
lol this uggo thinks she can make it as a findom
She'll be competing with model-tier girls
>>28300672
im getting more upset about this than i should be
fuck you
>>28301175
>angela
nopenopenope.gif
>>28301384
>70kg
holy shit
fuckkkkk
why does she even mention it
>>28302552
Why would you be surprised that "/thread" isn't original you fuck
>>28301907
is this real
come on this is a joke right
>>28303000
I don't know if that one's real, but I made a very similar chadfish profile a year ago and it worked. I matched with trashy white girls and non-white girls
>>28300502
How surprised was that dinner?
>>28300002
How do we stop the golden age of porn? This is just out of hand
>>28301384
that particular filter is face-slimming too, is her face the moon
>>28300002
>tfw no femdom tinder gf
>>28298838
Probably didn't want you to feel bad about your "mistake" and she made one as well
>>28299977
Absolutely devilish, OP.
>>28300550
Nigga u handsome, but stick to your own kind.
>>28301907
Actually fucking legendary
>swipe left if you don't want your pussy lit
>>28299920
These are absolutely amazing.
Women are really fucked in the head
>>28300274
holy shit
holy. shit.
I don't understand why is it an accomplishment to get a girl's number
What app is this, OP?
>>28304927
grindr, pick it up on google play or itunes
>>28300167
3D is icky
>>28304945
Jokes on you Im actually gay
>>28299214
cringed at her lines desu senpai
>>28300643
MOAR ANON
GIVE US MOAR LIEK THIS
>needing to make a fake profile to have fun with girls on Tinder
I feel so sorry for you.
>>28305038
Difference is op is actually funny.
>>28298838
>your
>there
English is not my main language at all but how can you fuck up this bad
>>28299862
HOW
>>28299920
DOES
>>28300002
CHAD
>>28300056
FUCKING
>>28300274
DO IT?!
>>28300395
AHHHHHHHH!!
>>28300672
Anyone still here for more tbo?
>>28305806
I'm still here waiting for more.
Gotta check if she's a casual
This one isn't having it
Hdbsbshs
>>28306056
Dhdhdhsv
>>28305950
I'm about to school this bitch on Pokemon
>>28306174
Who's the real autist in this situation?
>>28306174
Totally tell her you played competitively both on wifi and showdown and were high ranked on the Pokemon showdown ladder playing in OU.
>>28306259
>implying this much
>>28306259
You two seem perfect together>>28306259
Ndnsnssn
Ndnddbh
>>28306305
LMAO she really went the 'throw out as many obscure insults as I can' route after you gave her some legitimate reason to believe you know the technical aspects of Pokemon.
She has some severe issues.
>>28306174
I use to play pokemon in elementary school when it came out. I didn't know there were grown ass men who still played it.
Hmmp...You learn something stupid everyday.
>>28306305
Sbsbshsh
>>28306381
Pls just keep spouting maymays at her
>>28306381
How did it come to this? Tbo
>>28306378
The kind of Pokemon you play in elementary school is different to the kind people are playing today. It's no longer about catching Pokemon and yada yada, it's about figuring out the best builds and teams to beat real people with.
There actually is a huge tactical side to the competitive play today that attracts a few autists, similar to card games.
>>28306381
tell her you'd be down to bang but you have a 4 inch dong
and if she says its fine say you love it when a girl makes fun of it
HOW DOES CHAD GET AWAY WITH IT
>>28306437
She's clearly a 4channer and I won't be surprised if that's a guy
>>28306381
>>28306437
>>28306305
>>28306259
>>28306174
I fucking love this one.
>she will never be mine
>>28306470
Actually thought this too kek
>>28306470
Never thought of that.
I really really hope this is actually a girl
>>28306494
>>28306510
1 girl in 4000872532 (approximation) can meme....
Hshshsbwjsj
Dhsjshns
>>28306437
>anon's fake girl account finds the fake chad account
>>28305535
Chads are above the feminism shit we have to deal with on our everyday life, they literally can say any shit and still get laid
>>28306608
Ask if it's from 4chan
Or say something like 'anon is that you?'
This curiousity is killing me
>>28306608
Miche will never sit on your face
>>28306613
And that's actually what it comes down too
>>28306686
This is the most glorious single image I've ever seen.
>tfw the ruse cruise is over
>>28306686
Damn, small world.
>>28306763
Yeah anon, first you need to stabilish your Chadhood after they believe you can say any shit you want.
>tfw a woman is actually beating me at my own game
She's here tbo
>>28306875
gonna need a high res pic
>>28306875
>inb4 op gets a fembot by memeing so hard with a fake account
>>28306858
I.... I still don't believe that, that's a woman
>>28298643
This thread is actually great
>>28306875
TIME TO DELIVER M8
