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Who else /passiveincomemasterrace/ ?
>be 29(parents gave me a deadline of 30 years old to leave home or start paying them )
>dropped out of high school at 15
>started working
>made $20k/year for 3 years
>saved only $40k
>got smart about savings
>got promotion now making $30k
>save $25k/year for 5 years
>23years old with $165k in the bank
>promoted again, making $40k/year
>save $30k for the next 6 years
>sitting on $345k which nets me yearly $17,250 of passive income adjusted for inflation.
Stopped working. live quietly in the room I was born in gaming, browsing, smoking, chilling. I give my parents all my money in exchange for the usual care i've always received(tendies included, not even joking).
They are older now and my father needs help with most of his daily activities so I spend about 3 hours a day helping him move, eat, go potty, etc.
They love me and respect me even though I am a KHV anime gamer. they will most certainly leave me the house when they die and around 200k in investments. That means when they die will be able to comfortably live indefinitely in my place.
pic related is very similar to our house in a comfy suburb in the pacific northwest.
I don't bother no one and no one bothers me.
The world is bad robot and we have to maximize comfiness for ourselves.
hope you find your comfy
You made it.
Well played
Whete do you work.
>>28306500
Congrats on being born in 1'st world country.
I'll leave this one here for you to enjoy, /r9k/
>>28306455
So...you're saying that to be able to fit in you have to give out free food to people who aren't even in desperate need? This kid isn't nice, he's a fucking cuck, that's what. The only world I want to live in is one where you don't need to sugar people to make friends.
>>28306455
This is why I would always sit near people. So I wouldn't get singled out and noticed by annoying fucks that would try to talk to me. "Why do you always sit alone?" "Y-you too"
God I fucking hate talking to people
i hope hes not browsing /k/
>be virgin female
>guys are always like "pls be my pure qt waifu"
>ok
>don't have sex with them
>"omg you fucking prudish bitch"
You don't want "pure wives" you just want a slut that only puts out for you.
DON'T REPLY DON'T REPLY DON'T REPLY DON'T REPLY
>>28306230
>be virgin female
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
NICE TRY
>>28306230
I'm Catholic and I want this...I want you
>pls be my pure qt waifu
The general rule for determining if a girl is a slut or not is if they can count the number of guys they had sex with on 1 hand.
>1-5 = OK
>6+ = SLUT
Disclaimer: this method varies by age and is meant to be applied to girls / women 18-29
>The general rule for determining if a girl is a slut or not is if they can count the number of guys they had sex with with 1 finger.
FTFY
>if they can count the number of guys they had sex with on 1 hand.
yeah maybe if she's an amputee
any more than 0 and you're a cuck
What do you do if that number is negative
I'll be honest with you. I used to be like you. Depressed, antisocial, and with a very angry, warped view of the world. I was a red pilled, misogynist, racist robot who was utterly convinced that I had the truth about the world. I hated women for not paying attention to me. I hated myself for not being good enough. I hated minorities because it made me feel like my problems weren't my fault.
But that changed. I'm much better now. I had a lot of anger that I needed to deal with. And coming back here, all I can see is what I used to be. I wish I could help you.
Sounds to me like you were retarded then and you are retarded now.
>>28305646
Yeah, that's pretty much what old me would've said too.
>>28305635
>a very angry, warped view of the world. I was a red pilled, misogynist, racist robot who was utterly convinced that I had the truth about the world. I hated women for not paying attention to me. I hated myself for not being good enough. I hated minorities because it made me feel like my problems weren't my fault.
Thats not me tho famalam
>Get in the car Femanon, or I'll punch you in the fucking throat
>I have two personalities, twisted fucking psychopath and twisted fucking psychopath
These threads always frustrate me because the guy in the OP is not attractive.
>>28305514
Idk, he seems to fit the Chad aesthetic to me. Someone should make an okcupid with OP's pic and see how women respond.
>m-muh pure white women
>anyone who is tired of these anti-white and entitled feminist landwhales with princess complexex is beta because he can't handle a REAL woman
>>28305422
more like its 87% of american white women
>>28305441
Considering how hellbent European women are at importing the entire third world into Europe I woulf say it's probably even mkre true for Europeans
>>28305422
> Wanting to sleep with a black person makes you anti white
Okidokey!
Is this true?
>tfw Gemini
>>28305332
>tfw Gemini
SameBut this shit is even stupider than that four letter personality test bullshit
>Virgo
Literally, LITERALLY fucked from birth
>>28305332
Scorpio here
Yep
>be Asiangirl
>develop crushes on a few quiet white qts in high school
>come here because muh nerd culture
>see how you all talk about us. "white pussy belongs to white cock" "asian guys have small dicks" etc
>immediately turned off, feel like an interchangeable fucksleeve, a checkmark off someone's fucket list
You guys do realize that all those "white boys only" Asian girls are huge Stacies that would dump you for Chad, don't you?
>>28305059
its called sour grapes honey.
>>28305059
>be Asian girl
And I'm Mahatma Gandhi.
You tell em girlfreeeeeend
Now fuck off back to /soc/ or reddit or whatever you came from.
On here you're not wanted either way.
How the fuck do people consider this attractive?
By having testosterone, ask your doctor to prescribe some
Not being Irish helps for starters.
>>28305025
She barely looks human.
It's unnatural.
monthly reminder that 2016 will go down in history as the memeless year
>>28304872
Trump. Cuck. BBC. Fembots can be lonely. Boipussy.
Take your pick.
>>28304872
2015 was memeless
At least on here, there were plenty of shitty normie memes and shitty appropriated/stolen normie memes
>>28304872
>Pepe
>2015
>Age
>Weight
>Height
>Attractiveness level (0-10)
Go
23
180 lbs
6'0"
6.5
Attractiveness is something only women can decide and it isn't relevant what your mother tells you
>>28304676
>Age
25
>Weight
217 lbs
>Height
5'9"
>Attractiveness level (0-10)
4/10
>>28304676
>Age
20
>Weight
93 kg
>Height
178 cm
>Attractiveness level (0-10)
I have no idea
So my girlfriend, who I thought was a virgin, recently admitted that her previous boyfriends had rubbed their cocks ON her vagina, as pictured, but never actually penetrated her. I asked her how far in their penises had gone, and she indicated with her hand that it was maybe a centimeter or two. Does this count as sex?
You're a cuck boyo
>>28304640
You really believe he didn't shove his cock down her pussy if they went as far as that?
Oh jesus, who the fuck cares?
>met her on r9k
>she was quite famous there because she made youtube videos expressing her love for pedophiles
>figured she was funny and smart and cute af so i orbited her
>she started showing interest back because i was a tripfag at the time
>slowly began showing signs of severe mental illness, showed me her journal full of torture and murder plans
>she began going to the psychiatrist/therapist to deal with her anorexia and bulimia and found out that she had schizophrenia and borderline personality disorder
>one night after getting very drunk she told me she was serious about those plans and wants to burn down someones house, she was very specific and gave me the exact address
>that night she went out, still drunk and on benzos, skyping me the whole way
>she can't drive so she walked, it frequently cut out but it was the craziest thing i had ever seen
>she brought a little cup of gasoline and matches, no where near enough to burn an entire house
>she just broke down in the middle of a yard, not sure she even got there
>she called me again because at this point i was pretty much done with whatever she was so i hung up
>ignored her
>kept calling, ended up with about 30 calls from her
>figured it would be better to leave the issue, went to bed and woke up to a wall of text and photos of her cutting her name into her thighs, i wish i still had the pictures, she cut my name (5 letters) at least 10 times
>the wall of text was basically just her telling me she loved me but she has to leave me because i didn't love her enough
>cuts were pretty deep, i was pretty impressed but also just wanted to get away from her
>i told her "i agree, i think it's best we cut it off"
>i will never regret a sentence more in my life
>this set her off into a rampage of threats of suicide, loads of calls, and saying that this happens with everyone, what is wrong with her, she was trying to get better, everyone leaves, her dad doesn't love her
conTt.
>>28304291
>was totally fine attentionwhoring on 4chan even more
>this was before she had gotten doxxed or i would have called an ambulance to her house
>sent me more photos of cuts before i finally answered a call after she sent *pic related saying she was "finished with everything"
>when i picked up she was half naked in a bathroom with black shit all over her face
>she was basically in just a t shirt and panties and she was hunched over the toilet
>this cunt literally asked me to watch her vomit
>hung up
>blocked her
>see her threads and get incredibly annoyed
>want to get back at her
fuck ERICA
Entertaining story OP. So whats your next great step?
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN???
blox
Depression is humiliating.
It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who can't wash a dish or change their socks. It affects the ability to think clearly, to feel anything, to ascribe value to your lifelong passions, your relative good fortune. It scoops out your normal healthy ability to cope with bad days and bad news, and replaces it with an unrecognizable sludge that finds no pleasure, no delight, no point in anything.
You alienate your friends because you can't comfort yourself socially, you risk your job because you can't concentrate, you live in moderate squalor because you have no energy to stand up, let alone take out the garbage. You become pathetic and you know it. And you have no capacity to stop the downward plunge. You have no perspective, no emotional reserves, no faith that it will get better. So you feel guilty and ashamed of your inability to deal with life like a regular human, which exacerbates the depression and the isolation.
If you've never been depressed, thank your lucky stars and back off the folks who take a pill so they can make eye contact with the grocery store cashier. No one on earth would choose the nightmare of depression over an averagely turbulent normal life. It's not an incapacity to cope with day to day living in the modern world. It's an incapacity to function. At all.
No one chooses it. No one deserves it. It runs in families, it ruins families. You cannot imagine what it takes to feign normalcy, to show up to work, to make a doctors appointment, to pay bills, to walk your dog, to return library books on time, to keep enough toilet paper on hand, when you are exerting most of your capacity on trying not to kill yourself.
Depression is real. Compassion is also real. And a depressed person may cling desperately to it until they are out of the woods and they may remember your compassion for the rest of their lives as a force greater than their depression.
Have a heart.
>>28304116
Compassion doesn't heal depression nigga.
Also, melodramatic shit doesn't help it at all.
>>28304116
Life is hard for everyone, it's just some people are more able to deal with it than others. That makes them better than the people who fall apart and they reserve the right to remind everyone of that fact.
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