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who else /failing classes/ here?
no but i'm failing life
at least you're in university (I assume)
I'm at community college and rejected to all universities for transfer
I got a 3.0 which is pretty low
as long as you don't get kicked out don't worry too much lad
>>28315760
Dropped 2. Failed 3 (due low attendance). I'm 0 to 5 this semester. A new personal record.
>>28315760
Withdrew from one
Think I'm gonna pass the other three with C's and D's
my vote goes to this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AKPp0tZhjY
>makes 22 minute video without a single coherent point, doing nothing but attacking the appearance of youtubers 7:00, and the presentation of their videos 10:15
>millions of 12 year olds eat it up because he's got a lot of subscribers, despite his own video saying you shouldn't do that
>doesn't matter how many people agree with you 8:05, but these four YouTube channels agree with me so markiplier's video is shit, 8:35
I am not even subscribed to any of these fucks but this guy Is annoying af. Almost as bad as that h3h3 guy spamming his shit here
>>28315499
LeafyIsHere is worse
>>28315499
pathetic seIf bump
>>28315499
I liked his videos when he wasn't dissing other channels and qqing about subscribers. Jesus cut the drama, bud.
Post songs that give you comfy, depressing, eerie, lonelyness, voidness, cheer you up, despair, hope, etc.. feels
I'll start with a song from previous thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEgcb167k4
>>28315068
Sufjan Stevens- John wayne gacy Jr.
>Slint
Good taste OP
>depressing, eerie, lonelyness, voidness,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbO98u1m9ho
>>28315068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvBuubAxF0
Who here /stillfighting/?
We all know life is tough and everyone hates us but we also know at the end of the day we're all gonna make it
keep on truckin everyone
>>28313966
we might make it to a death at 60+, but we'd have to endure a life of pain. Nah, I'm going down the drugs and suicide path.
>>28314383
FUCK YES
I'm so with you
ITT: /mischief/ only
>waiting in drive thru at chic-fil-a
>order food
>receive food from minimum wage worker
>tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
>vomit on floor
>blame on dog and force him to eat it
>he did
>>28313848
>mommy told me not to do something
>did it
>caution wet floor
>cautions not in my vocabulary
Would you settle for a femboyfriend?
Fuck no. I'm not gay, and I don't have to do a fuckton of mental gymnastics like the majority of robots here to justify fucking a dude.
>>28313482
No but i'd suck that juicy cock, no homo.
I am not gay and don't like dick/asshole
We could be platonic friends, but nothing sexual would happen.
My minimal standard for sexual attraction is that they be female.
whar pic showed you for good that girlcock >>>>>>> roasties
>tfw you'll never wrap your lips around Aya's thick cock
>girl
>cock
just fuck off, tumblr
I hope you do realize that this is only (debatably) true in 2D right?
You wouldn't actually take a dick (masculine, they're ALL masculine irl) for real, right?
![hillary-clinton-mug_5fea106e0eb494469a75e60d8f2b18ea.nbcnews-fp-320-320[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nAsVELE.jpg "hillary-clinton-mug 5fea106e0eb494469a75e60d8f2b18ea.nbcnews-fp-320-320[1]")
Look, all "memeing" aside, Hillary Clinton is the choice for the politically mature American citizen (of any background) with a broad view of life and stern view of the state. This voter is an informed individual who has developed their personal philosophy over a span of decades and whose values inform their politics, not vice versa.
I will be one of millions voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton and will not allow myself to be silenced by dunderpates whose peristaltic political development has occurred via persiflage on an anime imageboard.
Looking forward to 2017, it's going to be a GREAT year.
Why the fuck did you even waste time posting this?
>>28312858
fuck off shill you're not needed here
>Voting
Fuck off normie.
Anyone in Uni here? Can robots become normies there or will I be destined to no friends and tfw no gf?
It might be the only chance to fix my life lads.
>>28312819
Depends on what you gonna learn. If you fall/fell for the STEM meme, I have bad news for you.
>>28312832
Does Biology count as falling for the STEM meme?
Seems like a normie-tier science. There will be jobs r-right?
>>28312874
Biology is the most normie-tier STEM degree, so yeah.
What I meant by STEM meme is that there are hardly any women, and even the ones that are there are ugly or trannies or have mental illness. And besides all this, in ME there are 5 females for 100 males, or in EE there are 2 females for 100 males. If you're not the hottest chad among fedora tippers, you're out of luck.
Biology is alright tho. Plenty of women.
How did your parents meet?
Rape, apparently.
Probably a drunken company party. My mom and dad had me in their late 30s so I highly doubt it was intentional
My dad was one of my mom's teachers in high school, they met when she was 14. My dad was a new teacher and they ended up getting close and starting a illicit sexual relationship. They got married the day she turned 18. He quit being a teacher after that.
how many of you guys have an addiction and how bad you have it?
Cough syrup
Pretty fucking bad
Addiction to this shit ramps up slowly
I'm at maybe a trip every two weeks now, which is a good record for me.
>>28312699
I got into smoking last year and was at 2 packs a day last week, which is when I quit
Pretty easy actually. I guess the real challenge for tobacco addiction isn't how much you smoke but how long you have been smoking
If i don't have my cigarettes, weed and caffeine on deck at all times I'll die.
>you will never go to a high school with uniforms
>you will never see cute girls in skirts every single day
feels shitty dude
>>28312599
yeah but you could work at a cafe or restaurant with uniforms or something
some colleges have strict uniform codes
>>28312599
>go to high school with uniforms
>have fucking nylon fetish
It was fucking hell
UK has uniforms, it's not as good as you think. They always found a way to make their uniform slutty and unattractive.
What is the best pet for a robot?
A dog
>>28312471
>be basement dweller
>one day a spider makes web in the corner of my room by the door
>decide to let him stay there since is pretty chill and might eat other bugs who come in my room
>name it spike
>after a couple weeks, notice spike is not doing well
>became skinny skeletor spider
>decide to go outside and look for something to feed the spider
>pick up ant off of sidewalk
>go inside and throw it into spider web
>spike goes into action and devours the ant
>start doing this everyday
>felt like i had a pet for the first timespike dies
>>28312655
pet's always die
like
people forget that humans live a lot longer than other creatures
you shouldnt let it get you down, just know spike had a good spider life because of you
Am i a degenerate if a need several cups of coffee to be functional and avoid depression?
>>28312250
it's just coffee
real degeneracy is when people smoke tobacco and poison the air around everyone else with their vaporized emphysema
also,
>lower risk of cardiovascular disease
>lower risk of diabetes
>increased metabolic rate
is this true?
>>28312318
caffeine does increase your metablism and i'm guessing as a result would lower diabetes risk and cardiovascular disease
>>28312360
is literally the ultimate lifehack bros
after 2 cups of coffee i dont feel depressed or any of that bullshit
i can concentrate on all my classes and dont procastinate anymore
is like having the energy of a 12 y/o again
>go to hit volleyball in HS gym class
>ball hits net
>some kids on team moan "anoooon" and laugh
>assume its just friendly banter and laugh along
>mood changes, they demand that I start owning up to my mistakes
>say "it's just a game..."
>they get legitimately pissed off at me, demand that I own up, and force me to go to the back line
>I feel wronged and violently angry
Context: This was just a casual team sports unit in PE. The teacher didn't care what we did, we were supposed to just be having fun. They just turned on me.
What are your school sports stories? Maybe I can be cheered up.
>>28311774
>flag football in p.e. freshman year
>tomboy on other team
>"don't be afraid to hit me, faggots"
>she's got the ball and about to score
>closest one to her
>can't reach for flag on her waist
>shoulder tackle her
>bitch goes flying
>feeling 3alpha5me.webbum
>everyone: "WHOA, ANON, DUDE IT'S JUST A GAME"
Handle your shit, dog. Volleyball is easy as piss and it ruins the game for everyone else when you're too inept to participate.
>Playing matball in middle school
>someone asks me something so I turn and look
>ball hits me right in the ass
>everyone laughing
>teacher yelling to pay attention
>girl comes up to laugh in my face
>HAHA YOU GOT HIT IN THE BUTT BET THATS WHERE YOU TAKE IT
>hate everyone ever since
