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Comfy thread
Post things that are comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EObjZc2cDP4
>ywn know what it means to be a proud Londoner
>London will forever be a diverse and tolerant hub for financial services
>>28292568
corries are pretty comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkGrm5516k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3W-3HPMWg
>tfw gf broke up with me because she found out I watch anime
>>28289499
Bitch couldn't handle the power level
Hello Anon
This is anime
We can't see each other anymore. You betrayed me with 3DPD
Good bye.
>>28289499
Please describe what happened in detail.
Post her age and country.
Sup cunts, what're you sipping/smoking/popping/huffing/plugging/insufflating/IV'ing tonight?
Experienced drug user here who's kind of drunk and enjoys answering people's questions about anything
>>28288426
soon to be ITT
>degenerates
>>28288485
Would I not already qualify for that?
I will probably smoke some weed later, after I finish my resume.
That image made me want some DXM but gelcaps are so expensive here.
>your age
>what's the oldest woman you'd date?
>>28286920
>19
>23
[spoiler}orthopedic coment[/spoiler]
>10,000
>give me those tiddies
>27
>29
Women age terribly. Most peak around 16.
Vega Bahns
The gif is a nun carrying a heavy box while a black man watches in confusion
Spell Sodom xoxo
Brode sobering dint
yes, its this thread again
mango (not original enough, what the fuck)
someday i will get my qt.
What's the point of not posting this shit in /soc/
Better yet, what's the point of doing this at all? That <1% chance you'll meet someone who likes what you like and lives nearby is just an excuse to keep being NEET as fuark instead of going out and meeting someone in real life.
DAILY CANCER THREAD DEAD WITHIN MINUTES
NORMIES PLEASE DO NOT POST HERE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pbzTHIzZJ5
please please oh please
go the fuck back to >>>/soc/
bump for interesting thread
>>28276687
kill yourself
>>28276740
REEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ypa9qierGM
Fuck, what do I say back? I can't lose her after one date
>>28296485
Where's the fuck up mr.autisimo mudslime?
>>28296485
When are you going to finger her asshole?
>>28296485
>>28296555
Literally can not find an error in this text, what the fuck else did you do anon?
Hey /r9k/
I really like this girl and I wanted to go to prom with her but Chad stole her from me. She just sent me this and I don't know what to say.
>>28295786
She'll never respect you unless you lie and say you have a date and you're skipping prom to watch a movie at your place.
>>28295786
"nah"
That's all you got to say.
>>28295786
Take another girl.
drunk and taking requests c:
Suicide via gas
>>28295644
kill thyself famliam
You look like you crawled out of the depths of hell. Got any of your full body?
what's her name, /r9k/?
tbo
Melissa
She is a very original comment
She kee nah
Desu Senpai Kek
meredith ;_;
Every fucking night I start to have panic attacks because I know I have to get up and go to work the next day please help me.
>>28294913
I had this too, man. I hated my stupid wagecuck job. I ended up just quitting. I figured my health was more important. Then again, I could afford to do that because I live in mummy's basement. Maybe start an SSRI?
>>28294913
>2016
>being a stupid wagecuck
It's your own fault desu. I'll be enjoying my superior NEET freedom while you edge yourself closer to heart disease and an early grave because you're voluntarily doing what even your own body at the basic physiological level recognizes as terrible.
>>28295280
>SSRI
whats that?
How about you people man the fuck up and stop blaming all of your problems on some made-up """""disorder."""""
>b-b-but muh meme illness!
There are kids starving in Africa eating dirt for breakfast and you're literally complaining about this shit. Go outside, chill with some friends, and shut the fuck up. You don't need pills to fix your life, you need to stop being a whiny bitch. Look around at all the fucking luxuries you have, all the opportunities, and yet you STILL complain about your lives. Fuck every single one of you. You honestly don't deserve to live.
>>28294311
Look around at all the fucking luxuries you have, all the opportunities, and yet you STILL complain about /r9k/.
Stop bullying us, normies!
Is that so?
Interesting.
Well this is it, /r9k. The ship has hit an iceberg and only has hours to live. There aren't enough lifeboats for everyone, and the officers have instituted a women and children first policy. You know you can't possible survive in the freezing water until morning and it looks like the only option is to man up, stoicically reassure your wife and daughters, and wait for the end. Rich and poor alike, the only thing left is to go out like a man, knowing you've done your duty, and that your beloved wife and child will always remember the supreme sacrifice you've made as a true gentleman.
You fool. Once I get into the water I will simply begin to pee and drink water from the ocean thus creating an infinite cycle of heating water. All will come to my pee bubble of warmth and join in. Saving thousands of lives.
If those fuckers just huddled together instead of floating randomly, they could have kept enough body heat to survive, at least for the ones on the inside of the huddle
>>28294295
>the sinking axis of the ship paralleling the sinking axis of '/r9k'
Subtle.
Why do normies love this shit so much?
>>28293985
Because it has sex and action.
there is literally nothing wrong with liking game of thrones
>>28293985
Because they're not contrarian faggots
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