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Vega Bahns
The gif is a nun carrying a heavy box while a black man watches in confusion
Spell Sodom xoxo
Brode sobering dint
Kaur r Henry benefiting
Pal small sleek
Consul sleek sleek
Buchman t bonin y hubbub exuberant
Belfort Stoneleigh dispel
Please bump tbo
good shit per usual, m8
Oh wow tbotbottn
Wow again tbo
Brockton codification
Slapstick Somerton
Bumps will keep this thread alive
Honestly pretty confused tbhtbo
Heya senpai, thanks for keeping shit lit
>>28286509
bumebeb
>>28289868
Gravity is up though, what do you think keeps the moon in orbit
Bamp for interest
Bump, nice thread
Posting slow because with gf. We're drinking wine and she's going to make me Mac and cheese!
Why are women so retarded tbo?
these threads feel like real life sims nice job anon
Literally retarded tbo
>>28290697
Show us her bio
So fucking stupid tbo
>>28290760
Djdisi Djdisi disk
Are you a Vegas boy, or was that the other guy?
>>28290807
>>28290865
I don't get it. Soccer and eating dogs? Is that it? Kinda far-fetched
>>28290901
It's me tbo
Cell stop p do
Fuckin' gold mate
Dell all sl
Elementals Elementals Stoneleigh
Trigeminal skein
Sob sleepcom
Finally a Vaga thread.
There was some loser who was inspired by your threads but his conversation game was weak as fuck.
>>28292362
I think I saw the thread you're talking about.
I have my own style and I've been doing this for years, but anyone who wants to try it should be encouraged.
>>28292739
He was talking to some chick about superheroes and using "bro" and "m8". Was just too cringey.
>>28292765
Cringe is a core aspect in the art of tinder shitposting
Tomfoolery confronting
Bamperina von bamp
Brindle Dolton
Just had sex with my gf for the third time today!
This is all it takes to impress a woman
>>28294427
I assume you have a chad profile pic?
>>28286509
BUMPercars of originality.
Oh shit, you still do this? Haven't been on here since like last year. I see you've changed your approach though.
i wanna go tindering so fucking much but im afraid the few friends i have who i havent completely embarrassed myself infront of would find out...
The girl im catfishing is pretty cool, shes falling for "me"but i dont want to hurt her, should i cut convos right away?
>>28296375
NO
originalityyty
>>28296397
She wants to facetime, meet and all that shit, what should i do then
>>28296484
she doesnt like you, she likes the person you're posing as so just fuck her up
>>28296705
What fucked up stuff u suggest me tinha
2 do?
>>28296484
squeeze a bicycle horn
>needing to pose as someone else for girls to like you
I feel so sorry for you.
>>28297014
has anyone tried this with a normal looking guy for a profile pic ?
>>28297160
Are you implying that I'm not?
>>28297185
yah, yeh
>>28297292
Ok, then are you saying that I look too attractive or too unattractive?
>>28296827
just play with her feelings, act like those girls that would reject you, give you hope but never make it clear, it's satisfying, for me atleast
>>28297319
What?? I don't know
I replied to that guy because he said it was pathetic that Vagabond uses fake pics to attract girls, and I wondered if someone tried to do/say the same things but with a normal guy picture.
>>28297443
>>28297014
>>28297185
>>28297319
This is all me, you replied to me - and I guess I did use a normal guy picture for it.
>>28297495
my mistake, I thought (>>28297014) was vagabond and you were just a random guy posting his picture and making fun of him
but if that's your pic and you're a normal looking guy then good for you
>>28297575
Nah, it's just me - I was trying to post a picture and show that you don't have to pretend to be someone else to have fun with women and that kind of stuff.
And thanks man(:
>>28297616
are you the fat guy from that other thread or the thin, good looking guy from that thread?
I remember seeing that same pic earlier
>>28297704
The thin, good looking guy, though it flatters me that you'd call me that(:
>>28297742
normie get out REEEEEEE!
just kidding, you're alright man
>>28297768
Cheers man, I appreciate that.
>>28297849
so are we gonna fuck or what?
>>28297919
totes bby <3 xoxo
>>28297969
how did the conversation lead to that.. bby
>>28297980
It was at the start of the conversation (pic connects the two), so I just assumed that her housemates took her phone and started sending me messages.
>>28298050
oh ok
did you end u fucking her? what happened afterwards
>>28298097
Afterwards? She said "wuu2", this happened (>>28297014), my friends did the same to her, and then after that we just talked about normal shit for a bit, then I asked her out after around a day (>>28297495), and then that's it.
Well we were supposed to meet up on Friday, but a friend invited me over for birthday drinks, so I rescheduled to tomorrow evening. I'm not expecting to fuck her on the first evening, but if we have some chemistry (and I usually do), I'll invite her over for some Netflix and chill.
:) :) (: :P :)(
literally children
>>28298218
You're right, I need to be le serious man for women to take me seriously. No fun allowed.
>>28298216
nice
hope you get that pussy anon
I have to sleep now, got work tomorrow
nice talking to you
>Sent from my MacBook Pro
>>28298250
you can't convey happiness without using dumbass, disingenuous smileys?
answer honestly
>>28298273
You too man, take care Aquanon.
>>28298280
I can, but I don't see the need to. Smileys are fun, why would I not use them?
>>28298306
because i expect better from you, that's why
>>28298405
I'm sorry to have disappointed you, mother.
