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I was thinking about buying one of the lewd magazines from family mart but didn't 'cos of how the Japanese q.t 3.14 behind the counter would have looked at me with concealed disgust and hatred. I just bought weeb food instead.
What did you choose to not do today?
TO not bother going to the university courses I'm putting myself thousands in debt for
>>28280514
I leave going in to study for so long it makes it so awkward to show my face , so I still don't go in making awkwardness intensify.
>>28280481
It's not like you'd fuck the cute baito cashier if you buy onigiri instead.
>/r9k/ tier attitudes about women are now commonplace on practically all the boards, even other sites seem more aware
What caused this?
>>28280477
/pol/ was a large contributor towards it, but people in general are getting fed up with the gynocentric system.
>>28280491
/pol/ is literally a cuck board
>>28280477
literally just autistic /r9k/ sameposters going on other boards
Found this chart in another thread, what do you reckon robots, which one fits you?
I'd say I'm halfway between Cerebrotonic and Mouse.
>>28280454
If you aren't a virgin(not counting escorts) you can't be a robot
>>28280454
Cerebrotonic without the positives
>>28280454
Literally sloth
>live primarily through escapist retreats
>NEET
>didn't give up on the external, but reaching that point, shitty hygiene and gross body
>mess of a basement dwelling
>overeat
>don't piss in a jug
>supported by worried father
>master of animu, love mmos and tcgs though
>pricia a best waifu
>sleep 15 hours a day
>don't have alarm clock
>kraft is my main source of sustinance
>religious, so probably considered imaginary friends
How do I overcome my addicktion to traps?
my nigga just start chasing them IRL
they give up the boypussy super easy and are generally pretty fun to be around
>>28280163
Where does one find traps
>>28280172
literally everybody on /r9k/ is a trap
ITT: we invent torture devices.
So I just came up with this.
You put a person naked in a room with a slow moving sandpaper floor. The sandpaper floor will scrape the body of the person when he falls asleep.
Step One:
Bring someone into this world
Wow I never heard of this super original idea ever.
Howbout a room where you present "new" ideas to me that I've already heard but I have to be nice to you and pretend they are original? That would be the real torture.
A machine that swaps a normie brain into my body
Share work stories
Complain
Laugh at NEETcucks
>work at Chipotle, usually closing shift (3-11 pm)
>every day at around 4 the place gets filled with Normies getting out of highschool, mainly groups of friends/couples
>tfw forced to be around all these happy people without being able to talk to them
>most co-workers ignore me, only friend there is a guy I knew from high school
Could be worse though; I get decent pay, at least 30 hours a week, and everyone there, including the managers, is cool with anyone doing drugs/ alcohol as long as it doesn't hurt our performance.
Where my fellow wageslaves at?
>>28279241
>28279241
heh your fellow wagecucks are sleeping, shouldn't you be too? dont wanna be late today might get a case of the mondays huh
>>28279526
>tumblr filename
Kill
Your
Self
>>28279241
>be debt collector in a bank
>receive information that one of our customers passed away recently
>his fucking name was "roy deadman"
>mfw discovering you can easily order drugs on the internet
And it doesnt even have to be dark net you can esily buy research chemicals.
is there any reason more robots havent fixed thier lives by self medicating?
Weed for the depression benzos for the social situations.
I might finally be able to get have fun laid and even be alpha even if its just for a while
>>28278532
It doesn't fix shit and makes things worse in the long run, though they are pleasurable for a little while
>>28278532
More? I'm interested
>>28278532
which rc benzo you go for?
>mfw I met a cute girl who likes discussing philosophy and politics with me
You lied to me /r9k/. You said girls were all vapid and had nothing to offer but looks.
Very few of you have much personal experience with women, so why the FUCK do so many of you consider yourselves experts? This board is a soulsuck. I'm so done with it.
see you in three weeks
>>28278405
>discussing politics and philosophy with a woman
let me guess you're a fucking WHITE MALE , are you KIDDING ME?
>discussing philosophy and politics with people outside of the internet
Bank holiday edition
How are my fellow wagies spending their extra day of rest?
literally can't go to buy groceries without embarrassing myself lads
I'm bed enjoying my new blackout curtains.
Gonna get up and have some Cheerios soon tbqh
>>28278128
Got a lab report to write
What you up to OP?
Hey /r9k/ how do you take out your anger? On yourself? On family? On objects?
>pic unrelated
>>28277842
I bottle it up. it'll grow into a cancerous tumor and kill me eventually.
I have anger problems and i fucking hate it, i'm a pretty calm person but whenever i get angry i fucking explode and the only way to get it out of my system is hitting stuff. i've broken 2 tables, 3 keyboards, a couple of gaming mice, etc.
And now that dark souls 3 came out i just broke my monitor (thank god it was the 720p one) So it's pretty fucking bad.
What do i do fellow robots? i already quit LoL and csgo because i just couldn't handle it anymore.
i was thinking of buying this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=523ieQHn3FA
I used to be pretty fucking explosive when i was young, these days I'm a pretty calm guy. Though lifting weights and hitting the heavy-bag probably helps with that.
Well? Do you switch it?
no, let one guy feel special.
>>28276659
no, it's more fun this way
ofcourseyoubraindeadsissyretards
Use this mother template to make your own!
Have fun!
ALTERNATE MOTHER ANGLE
>>28275825
anime succ
rate my wife and her son
>be 29yo kv
>chat with random chick
>meet her and fuck
>cum in her raw
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S THE THING THAT NORMIES TALK ABOUT ALL DAY?
THAT'S THE THING THAT GAVE ME SO MUCH ANXIETY THROUGHOUT MY YOUTH?
THAT'S THE REASON ROBOTS ARE SEEN AS LOWER CLASS CITIZENS?
THAT'S THE BASIS OF MODERN SOCIETY?
FUCK'S SAKE
AT LEAST NOW I KNOW NOT TO WASTE TIME ON IT ANYMORE
TOO BAD I PROBABLY HAD TO CATCH A BUNCH OF STDS IN ORDER TO LEARN IT
SEX: NOT EVEN ONCE
>>28275582
>he fell for the casual sex meme.
Having sex with someone you both love and are attracted to is a euphoric experience
Kill yourself, fampai
Or go complain on reddit where you belong, normie-kun
>>28275618
>love
what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Would you date ms potato i mean bebe?
Do not post pictures of me against my will thank you
>>28275455
Only if you are a tall pale good looking asian with a big dick. I don't want no little dick gooks in my perfect chocolate pussy.
I'm already dating my bf though
He keeps an eye on my tumblr all the time but he can't follow because he doesn't have one so you guys should follow me instead
http://bandagebandaid.tumblr.com/
Lets get a feels thread in here!
>the feeling when you break open a new Clementine.
This one gets me.
I don't know why but it does.
>TFW really hairy but then shave back, cut hair, buzz chest, belly, pube and armpit hair down to 1/4", then shave face, balls, and asshole and take a nice full shower with lots of srubbing and frothy dr bronners mint soap
