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This is what the autistic aquarium panjeet looks like and his chinese-american qt is on the left.Thank me later
>>28296857
Pic related the guys who is making these posts
Essentially from this thread
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28176130/#28176320
>>28296857
Do they go to UT Austin? I was going to go there but chose A&M instead. Anyways I might know them
>non whites
what
the
fuck
Look at the beauty of black women this beautiful black queen is better then witchnosed white women and fishfaced gook women get a black gf already
>>28296501
Go racebait in pol
>>28296636
>dumbfuck doesnt know who bebe is
go back to plebbit
>>28296707
>Implying that's actually her
originiginallo as fuck
Share stories about infidelity in this thread.
>>28296437
>catfished a qt into a ldr
>got really into her
>quit talking to her because i felt bad about tricking her into liking me
>we start talking again after about a month
>tried to find a different girl to be in a ldr with that i wont "fall in love" with so that i wont care about hurting her feelings
>completely neglect qt while she's my ldr gf, to talk to some disgusting fatty
>ldr qt gf finds out via some guy i knew that i was talking to a whale
>try making up dumb excuses like everyone else that get's caught being a cheating asshole
>lose my qt lrd gf
>lose whale
>lose everything.
It feels bad.
>have gf
>cheat on gf
multiple times
>gf cheats on me
>im hurt
>not as hurt as a should be b/c i cheated first, more
>still hurt
>still with her
>still cheat
eh
I've got a very big hung my current girlfriend is cheating. She constantly says she's "going out with her friend Jackie" but refuses to send me a picture to confirm she's with who she says she's with. I know Jackie. When she actually hang out with Jackie it's all over Instagram.
And sometimes she'll just say she's going to go take a nap and disappear until 2am.
Remember Josh from Drake and Josh?
He turned into a literal homosexual vinefaggot. Childhood ruined.
He looks a lot better though
Lmao it aint gay if u just joking nigga
Me and my friend would watch drake and Josh stoned and joke he was using meth to lose weight
Let's talk? We can have friendships
>butterfly posting outside of /lit/
nice try imposter
What do you want to talk about?
and why are you naked?
and why are you baiting these lost souls?
Looking for chats
>potential bf thinks I'm disgusting because I have four pet roaches
Do any of you guys think bugs are cute? Would you want to discuss them?
>>28295991
Ew, fucking dlsgusting
I'll be your entomologist bf.
>>28295991
>owning pet Turks
I just dropped ecstasy
what should I expect?
Misery
origcuckbots
>>28295796
You're going to feel really happy and want to dance
Put on some good music OP.
to feel shitty the next day
>somebody posts a picture of my waifu
>become incredibly upset, must hide the thread and actively police myself from going in and telling whoever posted her to please never post her again
>get legitimately angry if someone says something bad about her
>am so possessive I cannot even post a picture of her
I didn't ask for this life.
why didn't you pick a different one
use to whack off watching that one show she was on forever, google image search is just like fucking awesome for it too
such an old show it seems like nobody appreciates some of the actors unless they were on firefly
>>28295387
>picking your waifu
She picks you, anon.
Who's your waifu so I can talk shit about her? I bet it's an idol slut
Pick your poisons
>>28295082
>Desktop Computer.
>Full Kitchen
>Internet
>Skylight
>full kitchen (6 points)
>skylight (2 points)
>top of the line desktop (6 points)
>workout room (5 points)
>library and study (4 points)
>hygiene products (3 points)
>money up front (7 points)
>gun with 3 bullets (1 point)
Total: 34 points ($5 million payout)
>Unlimited Booze
>Unlimited Drigs
>18yo cutie
>Gun
>Pool Table
What songs are you ashamed of liking robots?
Share your shit
https://soundcloud.com/jakto/flexxistar-first-date
Anybody know what this accent is btw?
Lucky twice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yrgO4VAJ1pc
The Hamster Dance Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
Prog rock and metal guy so liking this album just feels weird to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpx2zik4HY
Also like a handful of lean songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA
desu
So basically my oneitis just told me that every weekend in high school she and three of her cute friends would invite a guy over and fuck him
Like at the same time
Literally every girl I have feelings for
Both the person I hate most and one of my best friends has experienced this among others, mostly Chad types
Kill myself now?
There is so much I've fucking missed in life. It is not minor. These amazing experiences will never be mine. I am a waste.
I can't take this anymore /r9k/
>>28294762
That's wild, I love it.
Don't feel bad, anon, you're just not their idea of wild. Eventually we all figure out people who click with us more and then we have our own wild orgies.
>>28294762
You want to cure the oneitis?
So robots, what is your college life like? General college feels/discussion thread
tfw i went to ohio state
tfw poorfag
oh well
>>28294668
What was it like at Ohio State? Heard it is a pretty good school.
>>28294658
>tfw they fall for the college meme
Wew
e
w.
Tbh college isn't really worth it. Even people in STEM majors have a hard time getting jobs. Looks like graduate school is the new high school now
OK guys, why don't we graffiti /r9k/ everywhere to confuse people, it might even cause a fake terrorist scare, it would also serve to show that there are robots near where any of this graffiti is located. Although you can put this graffiti anywhere, a good place would be bathroom stalls. Remember to write it in sharpie, unless you want it to be washed!
this is an awesome idea!
this is an autistic idea
I'm down. I've already written some REEEEES in stalls from boredom.
loneliness is the price we have to pay for being born in this modern age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNpHjKV5UxE
>>28293988
are you netmancing yourself a gf, anon
>>28293988
don't ever post on my board again
loneliness is the price we have to pay for being born in this modern age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>Be 13, hanging out with "friend"
>"friend" wants to go to his friends house
>i tag along because it's always nice to meet new people, right?
>get to his friends house
>wait, i know this kid, we aren't friends but we went to the same elementary
>he's jumping on the trampoline with some other people, i ask to jump in
>"uh, sorry man my mom doesn't like strangers, you can't be here
>my friend doesnt stand up for me
>i just say okay and walk home with my head hanging
Fuck you know your a robot when you're unlikable even as a kid
>>28292669
It was a strict household.
I had friends who grew up in them, they needed permission for EVERYTHING.
But I'm sorry to hear it, my feelings would be hurt too.
>>28292734
I don't think so, including my so called friend there were like 3 other people there besides me and the guy. Everyone was just fucking around in his nasty dirt patch of a backyard, why such high security?
>>28292669
oh no elliot looks so sad in that picture :(
