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Can we have a rolling thread?
Everyone post images where you roll for things, waifus, GFs, Adventures etc.
i only have this one
How will Rooney judge your assets?
rolls nanoda!
Rolling for the doggo
My first and only girlfriend just broke up with me. Now what?
>back to being a robot
>>28303561
>over text
>>28303561
She's breaking up with you because you're too dependent on her and her primitive female brain wants to see you have sex with another girl immediately after you guys broke up because it's her shit test to find out if you're chad. I guaran-fucking TEE that if you ghosted her and started fucking other bitches she'd get mad jealous and want you back for herself lmao the fucking clown.
>thinking you can be robot after a sexual relationship with a girl
but you're always welcome here as a second class citizen
I'm bored and got nothing to do for the next 3 hours, dubs decide what I fap to.
I won't post any proof cause I'm a piece of shit but I'll still fap to whatever is given regardless.
pls give something h0t
>>28303095
Dubsdubsdubs
Do it faggot
This image
>>28303185
Rolling for salads
>>28303185
Salads desu
Damn...makes you think a little bit
My home state NJ is home of some of the worlds greatest scientists. It's safe to say these studies are 99.5% accurate
>scoopry
literally who?
>>28302480
Probably more like 87% of white women would not openly state that they wouldn't have sex with a black man.
>tfw unable to get a job
Keep trying
took me about 80 apps to get mine
gl
>>28301806
I'm losing hope.
It feels like there's no real point when no matter what I do, I never get hired, ever.
>>28301806
what did you apply for and what did you end up getting?
>duels are against the law
>cant even challenge Chad to the death
>no chance to prove myself against chad at all
At least if I lost I would be dead and in peace.
>>28301664
I searched >legalize duels and there are voices to do that. Do not lose hope.
>>28301664
niggers already do this, just without the formalities
>>28301777
I want to legally kill chad for all to see, without anything bad happening to me.
If someone wants to challenge me again, its a win/win. I either die or I get to kill his friends and family too.
So what are your reasons as to why you haven't killed yourself yet?
23 years old. 310lbs. Used to weigh 390. Unemployed, broke, pretty miserable. But there's potential for happiness with a lot of hard work and effort. You never know what the future holds.
>>28301401
Because I like to smoke weed and I've started growing it a month ago with the intention to make a profit and get high on my own supplie
>morbid curiosity about the future
>afraid of a painful suicide that may fail
>morning anon... I'm still sleepy... Can I stay in bed a little longer?
>>28301311
WAKE UP NIN
>>28301311
Wake up qt boy :3
YES. PLEASE SLEEP FOREVER. THIS REALITY IS TOO CRUEL FOR YOU.
Also I will come back from "work" with some kind of fast food. What do you want?
I like these threads, they're depressing.
So what's your ideal gf like, /r9k/?
cold and frozen in the morgue
someone I already had once
god I miss her
She is a good person, always ready for challenges, caring for those left behind. She can takes life on easy mode and is genuinly interested in everything.
How come women are able to get over relations so effortlessly?
Whenever I read an anonymous story about someone being sad about a break up
I do research on them to find out they are in fact a male.
Whenever I read stories about someone who had a "tough breakup" and
"took a whole week to get over it" it comes from a female.
What the fuck is going on r9k? I can be in a 10 year marriage with a woman, it ends and she forgets
everything we been through together by the weekend?
because they are busy with their new dick.
its easy to move on with a new partner.
>>28300938
No, even with new partner. How can all that time spent together be forgotten?
Are women incapable of sympathy? Are they sociopaths?
How can they forget it all, your care-o-meter should laster longer than a week if you spent a large portion of your life with someone. How can a new partner be on their god damn mind?!
Men love women. Women don't love men.
So guys I fucked up and asked a girl to prom by writing "Prom?" on a fucking turtle and it did not work at all. Now I have this fucking turtle and I have no idea what to do with it or how to raise a turtle and they live to be like 100 years old.
Pic related
also autism thread
Take the turtle to prom. Love him/her as if he/she were a part of yourself. And fucking release it into the wild, keeping turtles cooped up is evil.
>>28300907
Kek goddamnit this is why I browse /r9k/
Set him free in a forest area
>>28300907
>So guys I fucked up and asked a girl to prom by writing "Prom?" on a fucking turtle and it did not work at all. Now I have this fucking turtle and I have no idea what to do with it or how to raise a turtle and they live to be like 100 years old.
greentext please!
also keep the turtle and be best bros with it, if you can keep it..
Guise we're being raided.
My suspicions is that it's coming from that shit 'board' /pol/
Is that so? It doesn't seem so. However, these repetitive anti-/pol/ threads could be seen as spam or forcing.
t. not /pol/ack
>>28300525
What's wrong with /pol/ anon? It's only a board of peace! It's just satire buddy!
We've been the subject of a non-stop "raid" for years, anon. You're a little late.
Why is Filthy Frank such a sexy motherfucker?
I want him to choke me with his dick.
>>28300210
why do people follow youtubers?
i have never and probably never will understand it
>>28300240
Because he's good looking. I would like to be in an abusive relationship with him.
>>28300210
>people that where Harvard apparel that never went to harvard
no better than walking around a handful of magnum condoms for your "huge dong"
ITT Lies taught in childhood
>talking in class is a crime
>>28300204
>college is for learning new skills only and not networking yourself into a job
>respect is earned
The secret to respect is being surrounded by younger people
>>28300427
This 100x
Fembot here. lf you want a gf so badly, why not date a girl from /r9k/?
>girl from r9k
>>28300106
>why not date a girl from /r9k/?
We're self-hating but not THAT self-hating.
Why are you doing this to me OP
Why
Why
