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Why not become a trucker
Being on the road 90% of the time doing nothing but sitting and occasionally moving your arms and legs sounds worse than prison
>>28290928
I did. And I loved it. I did solo and team driving. Lots of strip clubs and lots of other robots driving. They don't know theyre robots bc they're old as shit but they are. You hear funny conversations on the CB. Satellite radio and your in-cab internet connection saves your day from boredom. But feel free to ask me any questions.
Because medicine. The normies have to be nice to me if I'm a doctor r-right?
I need help.
This autistic girl is stalking me. Im so fucking tired of it. She calls me like six times a day and leaves voice messages when i block her number. And i fucking hate voice messages.
She left a four minute one on which she only repeated "i love you".
Now, i know you robots will be all
>tfw no stalker girl
BUT NO
Its just too fucking annoying. She barely talks if i pick up the phone.
Is there any way to trace a number? Any ideas on how could i find her? She has chosen me as her fantasy bf but doesnt listen to anything i say. Its kinda killing my brain.
>>28290681
TFW no Kaharu Mutsuki tier stalker
LOVE HER FOREVER
Im sorry ryan, ill stop.
ITT: Write your suicide note
I myself am a minimalist so its gonna be something along the lines of:
Im not sorry, to my parents, i know you will cry at the funeral so others wont have a clue what a fuck up i was, but thats about the only reason you will cry about me, in a few weeks you wont give a fuck anymore.
And thats fine, i dont care, im dead, the past few years the only thing that kept me somewhat happy was the tought that i could end it all anytime i wished to put my neck through that rope, and now that il finally do it,not sure if you care but i probably didnt felt a thing since i took the remaining 40 mg of xanax i had left and waited to lose consciousness with the rope around my neck.
>Goodbye, It was not your fault.
Your sound gay as fuck. Nobody cares about your degenerate drug issues, faggot.
>>28290592
They're gonna keep crying and thinking about you non-stop. Thinking of the good side in you and what you could have been. They will never be the same. So fuck off faggot
>40 mg of xanax
pussy
It seems like every time one occurs, the news blame something unrelated.
We know better than anyone what the real reasons behind school shootings are. If we gather them and discuss them we may something real to point at.
So why do school shootings happen?
>>28290479
Mental illness and bullied victims who have had enough.
cause guys wanna have girlfriends who will sit around and enjoy each others company and fuck a bunch
but girls are evil
so guys get sad
and then they get mad
and then they think bad things
and people get hurt
>>28290479
Betas don't want to learn to socialize like regular people, so the spazz out and shoot hard working people.
Roasties aren't caused by slutting around, it's normal for females to have long labia.
>>28290466
we already know u shitfuck
Yes
Normal people know this. But most robots on this board will refute it even though they've never seen vaginas in real life.
>>28290487
It's a meme you retard noone actually believes it. Pretending it is just gets whores upset
Mama found the wank bagel again
Guess i'll use the same as daddy's now
>>28290120
Mommy threw out my peepee tingly sugar sprinkled donut
>>28290120
>Ethics professor found the frozen homunculi experiments
>tfw he doesn't have a 8 inch penis
is 7 1/2 good enough? im also 6'4
>he can't drive
>he can't pick me up in the evening or on weekends
>>28290118
Depends. At least you're not a manlet. Are you fit?
What is it like to go on a "date" with a girl?
It's like a job interview for stupid people
>>28289958
First, you walk awkwardly with her to a place thinking of shit to say while she stays quiet and doesn't contribute any effort to striking or maintaining a conversation.
Then you sit down somewhere and talk for a while. Hopefully she will be more responsive and will start talking about her own shit.
Then she has to go, so you accompany her to a certain place and then she leaves.
It's awkward, silly, and a waste of time and money.
>>28290067
>paying for dates
The only time I've paid is when I was late.
How do human girls give the signal that they wish to mate?
>>28289850
I thought you said
>subhumans
sorry anon can't help you there
>>28289850
If you're waiting for a signal you're doing it wrong anyway.
>>28289850
Idk, they move their eyes and make weird movements. we really need to put Chads and Stacies in zoos and watch their mating rituals and take detailed notes.
Why aren't you wearing makeup to maximize your chances of finding a gf?
Literally no excuse to have a shit complexion in the year 2016.
>regularly wear nail varnish
>have never worn (face) make up
One (and the only) nice thing about me is I have shit hygiene but perfect skin. People are always commenting how I have the most awesome skin.
I mean I get some little things here and there as I'm human and like I said shit hygiene, but yeah. Thanks mom and dad I guess.
>>28289911
Found the Chad.
Get out NOW REEEEEEE
man what the FUCK
Is every degree worthless these days?
History, Biology, English, Journalism, Education, Communications, Psychology, Philosophy, Music, Culinary, Art...
Now people are saying even LAW is worthless. What the fuck is the point??
>>28289596
There isn't a point. College is a meme.
Fucking boomers won't retire and live into the 90s. They take all the office jobs. Then all the field jobs are taken by spics.
>>28289707
>Fucking boomers won't retire
or can't because they lost their pensions and 401(k) investments
no normie football shit edition
>>28289329
why the fuck is there a /brit/ shit thread on /r9k/? go to /int/ or something
>>28289329
How ya holding up lads?
Post the waifus you benders.
>girls don't care about looks bro! you just need to be more confident, trust me!
>>28289079
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
oregnao
>>28289079
He's average tho
To bee or not to bee, that is the question
Post good anime for someone who's not a huge weeb.
Someone recently recommended me Strike Witches but it's kinda boring tbqhf. Other than that you guys seem to have pretty good taste in anime.
>>28288893
okay well stop acting like it's the worst thing in the world, for starters.
here are some recs by genre:
comedy: nichijou
crime drama: baccano
scifi: steins gate
psychological: SEL
comedy: evangelion
slice of life: gravity falls
Initial D, watch that shit right now
>>28288893
anime is inherently for fags
best bet?
Avoid it at all costs before you actually find yourself becoming a faggot, like my gay son HACK_BLASTARD did
Who else /unresponsive/ here? I just don't respond to any forms of communication. I think it's made my life better in the long run because people expect nothing from me.
>teacher emails me to turn in assignment
>don't respond
>classmate texts me asking if I want to start a group project
>don't respond
>roommate texts me saying he forgot his key to get into the room
>don't respond
>mother calls me
>don't respond
I do this to because any time I try talking the say
>omg guys did he just talk!?
>>28288520
wish i could but my wagie job forces me to interact with people
Pretty much.
But it's only because I'm chronically tired. And yes, its cost me friendships and other social relationships.
All I really reply to these days is my mother so she doesn't worry about me.
