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ITT we find out who has shit taste
right or left?
>>28275675
only closet homos were into starfire
Starfire is canonically hotter than Raven.
>>28275675
Starfire is a whore most likely
It's 1:30 am and here I am wide away bored as always, having nothing to look forward to.
>>28275400
i just took some DPH senpai
>refresh page
>refresh page
>refresh page
Mind if I post comics, OP?
Maybe you'll feel better.
I've had enough of all those disgusting threads. Fucking stop it, for Christ's sake. Please.
Enough !
No more cock threads. No more tranny threads. and never post "brap!" with a picture of butt hole. I've fucking had enough. ok anon? Please, no more.
Go ahead call the the cops :D see if I care
>>28275407
>>>/soc/
the only pizza that belongs here
has cheese on it :^)
>>28275407
god i hate when tripfags show up and ruin threads.
guess you'll have to try tomorrow OP
Do you ever just feel overwhelmed with anger at normies?
Not because their lives are better than yours (personally I have no interest in social status), but because they think they're better than you?
Whenever I think about high school, I go blind with rage thinking about the smug faggots who looked down on me and treated me with no respect. I want to beat them within an inch of their lives, I want to hear them grovel and beg for forgiveness.
It seems like most robots direct their anger at themselves, but surely there must be a few of you who have healthy self-esteem but are angry at the world?
That'll go away when you get out of highschool.
desu you went 0 to 100 real quick senpai
>>28274845
I hate what you'd call normies because they don't understand the world they live in or the space they occupy.
Does /r9k/ have a favorite porn star?
Mine is Riley Reid. She totally loves what she does and is the best at it. Seems intelligent too
Plus she's totally in love with BBC, I will fuck her soon
>>28274709
>Seems intelligent too
How the fuck can you even extract her level of intelligence when you've probably seen her solely in porn?
I don't understand how people can conclude that a woman is intelligent based on no empirical evidence at all. I mean, is there something that an "intelligent" woman manifests in her behaviour that effects this? And am I too socially retarded to notice this?
Don't really have a prefered porn star, btw. Although, Remy Lacroix does inflate my donger more than most porn stars.
someone recently told me I look like Riley Reid
Ask a high and sad femanon anything.
Post nudes
titsorgtfoblox
>>28274701
Let me take care of you.
I can't love you but I want to make you feel wanted.
>>28274701
is it true you can smoke out of your cooter?
So anon, do you constantly carry a scowl? Have you come to hate people because of their mistreatment of you? Have you started to meet women smiling at you with coldness yet?
I think I'm broken
>What's wrong, Anon?
I need to work at not looking sad all the time.
>>28274606
But then they'll talk to you and you'll feel uncomfortable. I mean, we ask want to be talked to but we never want to chat
Robots aren't meant to have people love them
>>28274561
scowling is the best face to have. the alternative is almost invariably cuckface. wide eyed, raised brows; the face of a herbivorous prey animal
idk why I have all this fat, my eating habits aren't that bad... how 2 otter mode?
>>28274517
take Hydroxycut
>those creamy thighs
heh
>>28274517
How does one gain fat?
Ask a CVS cashier for 2 years anything.
>>28274096
How much do you guys make? I'm thinking of quitting my white collar job & working a comfy job
>>28274096
How easy is it to shoplift?
Do junkies buy DXM a lot?
>>28274096
Can you tell old people to fuck off when they're holding up the line telling you their lifes story?
Also, quit asking them if they have a coupon or a card, I'm trying to make my purchases THIS year.
>you rub a lamp and find a genie; what do you wish for?
>remember: three wishes only, no wishing for more wishes, no wishing for more genies, no interference with free will (i.e., wishing that your oneitis falls in love with you)
>omnipotence
>omniscience, channeled through an indestructible object; I would have to ask it questions and obtain knowledge that way instead of being burdened by always knowing everything at once
>as a token of good faith, I wish for the genie to be released from his lamp, with powers that can never supercede or remove my own
>>28273679
damn this guy really thought his shit out
does omnipotence include the ability to time travel?
>>28273607
i wish that the mods didnt delete that thread where we were doxxing black cuck king.. and money and another cat i guess
Lets post about how much women are worth, in USD $ amounts
This one is cheaper to fuck than to spend time with
>>28273568
that is roughly 90k a year if she works everyday, or 60k a year if she works only week days
just for being a girl, just for having a vagina and sleeping
fuck
i hate being a man
I think the owning of a vagina alone is worth around 12k, agreed?
They were bought by the same guy
Is their any race of women that have a natural beauty like black women? The answer is no fishfaced gook women just get plastic surgery and white whichnosed women just put 20 pounds of makeup on. BLack women are always beautiful so get a black gf ok guys.
>>28273432
>that
>beautiful
>reactionpicturelaughing.webm
>>28273473
She is beautiful you racist asshole but you only see ugly white bitch with a lot of makeup so you don't know what beauty is.
>>28273432
shut up.
You wouldn't date me even if I threw myself at you.
what is your opinion of women who can shoot?
positive or negative
>>28273411
They scare the hell out of me, to be honest. There's a screw loose with a woman who is fascinated by guns.
>women who can shoot
first i need proof that such a thing exists
>>28273437
There's a screw loose with a person who isn't supportive or fascinated by guns.
Obscure feels thread
>realizing that everyone else is the main character in their own stories
>when you see an old looking rock and think about where it's been and where it's going
>realizing that you will undoubtedly die
>>28273397
>tfw see cp by accident, whole night ruined
sometimes you forget that it's real and actually exists
>therapist recommends I go to a social anxiety support group
>Go
>people around my age (22)
>both men and women
>topic of the day is relationships
>therapist asks me if I've ever had a relationship go south because of anxiety
>"I've never had a relationship"
>everyone laughs or snickers
>"why not anon? Why don't you want to participate in that aspect of life"
>moves around the circle
>Everyone there has had relationships and sex
>I'm the only real freak there
I guess true robots are rarer than I thought
also I don't think therapists can understand true robothood. Someone without friends or any sexual experience at all. Most people with social anxiety, depression etc still have "people that care about them"
That's generally how it is. Therapists and similar usually come from roughly middle class fairly ok backgrounds and generally have no real means of relating to the situation of the people they're advising, who often had very fucked up lives from the start that they could not possibly ever relate to or even understand, though they will think they do.
>>28273350
I think you should go back with a gun and explain that you have anxiety because of the social norms that society places on you without consent.
Then go for a highscore
Therapists are for normies. Therapists ARE normies.
Take shrooms or acid. Robots must go on our own private realization trips.
