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How big is your qt folder?
Do your friend find it creepy that you save pics of women in you're a computer?
I don't speak to real people anymore so it doesn't even matter.
Did you know people will gladly eat you if they run out of food?
>>28250454
Since when was I a computer?
>>28250454
i don't have one. don't see the point.
Did you guys have that one girl who always tried super hard to act smarter than everyone else?
The one who goes on about liberal things just because she thinks it makes her look smarter?
The one who goes on about her *insert random special snowflake mental disorder"
Why do they do this?
attention. It's the only reason they get out of bed in the morning
>>28247823
I feel like it's gotta be deeper than that
>>28247870
I think you're giving them too much credit, anon
ITT: We post our real names and rate other names.
I'mKyle.
>>28246110
fuck you kyle
dB^)
My name is Ben
I'm Caesar.
How would you little beta bitch boys handle this situation?
>>28244793
I'm a Chad
I'd probably say something like, "You got your legs up like you own the place, don't you?"
>>28244793
turn around, say 'hey, could you move your legs please?' and smile
then scoff as you turn back around once she's moved them because she wasn't expecting you to be nice and make her feel like a bitch
>>28244813
Dear Anon,
Please see attached image.
Regards,
Anon
get drunk with roses
bit of a whore innit
Why didn't God put Rose closer to me so that I could worship, suck, lick, and rub the tip of my penis in her armpits every day?
Now that's a beautiful woman!
It would make for a lucky guy whoever had the fortune of having her in his life.
I know if I ever saw her, the smile on my face would be the biggest that had ever occured.
To be honest, I had recently been feeling the world had run out of beautiful things, I guess as the saying goes, you never know whats around the next corner.
>tfw you're not strong enough to princess carry a girl
>>28218513
>first and only gf
>made me carry her home from school
>usually piggyback
>her house was right at the top of the hill as it leveled off
>had to then carry her up the fucking stair case to her bedroom and put her on her bed and put away her bookbag, take off her shoes, and make her snack
>one day she makes me princess carry her
>arms too feeble
>drop her on the walk up the hill
>stops asking me to carry her at all
>tfw you're strong enough to hold your bf up while you make love to his bp
I'm a 5' flat and 105 pound 24 year old. I REALLY doubt anyone would ever look at me and expect me to carry them. Hell more often than not I get picked up by drunk chicks at the bar, simply because I'm tiny enough for them to pick me up.
Here we discuss money making methods and get tips from other bots.
I have been studying the gambler's fallacy and I believe it's beatable. Despite conventional math when given a 47.4% chance of winning in the real world your chances of losing 16 times consecutively are around 0.4% 32 times >0.1%
So I thought to myself surely If I just play roulette, starting at $1, bet on black and double my bet every loss I'll surely make money right? It's about the end game here and I have 290k in the bank. What could go wrong right?
>>28165191
sure yeah go ahead. Come over to my house I will set you up a personal roulette table and will personally give you the payout each time as long as I get to keep any money that I win.
>>28165202
nigga I'd do it on an internet casino
>>28165208
ah, well let me know where you do it so I can bet against you for some big bucks. I'm trying to get rich here!
need a May OP image edition
First crying fit of the year lads, did pretty well getting to May (even if only just).
Only another one expected on my birthday, so we're doing just fine I guess.
>>28255560
>need a May OP image edition
Is it really hard to open the image in paint and cross off april? Jesus, no wonder half you fucks end up working in supermarkets.
>kill all pakis
>replace with slavs
thoughts lads?
How about a good ol' omegle thread?
You know the tags
>>28213269
ded thred? might be a bit early
>>28213269
Few days ago I talked to an English girl here, her name is S.
S, I tried to send an email to you but got an error message, please try to be online tonight.
>>28213882
What did she look like, fampai?
Holy fuck, my night last night was horrible.
>4pm
>get a message from one of my Dad's friends
>"hey Anon are you at home? My son really wants to play video games with you, would you mind watching him for like an hour or two while I meet a friend?"
>"sure no problem"
>"okay I'll drop him off in a little bit thank you so much"
>son gets here
>he's really happy to see me
>Mom pretty much says bye and leaves, doesn't say when she's coming or anything
>play Vidya for hours
>8pm
>get another message asking if she needs to get him now or at 9
>"no 9 is fine"
>"okay thanks"
>play some more Vidya until then
>9:30
>wait a sec where's your Mom
>"I don't know she's probably out drinking and smoking again, she always does this, she drops me off with someone and then forgets me"
>what the fuck
>text my Dad and ask for her number
>call her, no answer
>call her, no answer
>call her, no answer
>what the fuck, why won't she answer
>message her, "uh... hello?"
>wait a bit
>10pm
>call, no answer
10:30pm
>call, no answer
>11pm, answer
>call her, answer
>".........hello?"
>"um... Are you going to come get your son?"
>"uh............ yeah, sorry, I dozed off, I'll be there in like 15 minutes"
>"okay, thanks"
>wait, play some vidya
>MIDNIGHT
>call, no answer
>12:30am
>call, no answer
>midnight
>call, no answer
>1am
>call, answer
>"hey, I just need to jump-start my car real quick, some guys will be here and I'll be right there, I'm like 15 minutes away"
>"okay"
>1:30am
>"hey I just need to get some Gas real like and I'll be right there I'm like 15 minutes away"
>at this point she sounds like she's crying
>at 2 in the fucking morning, finally picks up her ten year old son
>"thanks Anon, I owe you big time"
>close the door
>go the fuck to sleep
I planned on spending my Saturday playing Shenmue II, but I had to spend 10 Hours watching a future Robot. Pic related is her.
>>28258226
thats a huge phone. are phones usually that big?
>cheap motel selfie
She was most likely prostituting. You should call CPS on her
shoulda just said fuck it and let little buddy camp out on the couch
>go mountain climbing
>get trapped
>try to free self
>unable for five days
>cuts off arm
>climbs down mountain for medical aid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston
If this guy can do this why can't you guys leave the house and get jobs?
Or are 'Chads' just better than you in every perceivable way?
Climbing a mountain is full retard unless you're being sponsored or in the military.
I hope he learned his lesson.
He sounds like just another normal guy. How does that compare to having autism exactly? Do I cut my brain out and then jus bee myself? You can live without an arm, but the brain is something that can't be done away with.
>>28258230
It's actually fun.
trips = frist name dubs = last name
rolling for Jameson
another angle of the little fella
>>28257851
It is Mayday
My Dudes
Does Chad not get depressed because he is social or because of endorphin release after gym?
Going to the gym does little to mitigate depression.
The fuckers over at /fit/ are still pretty unhappy, even if they have at least one source of pride.
>>28257753
I lift and I'm a sadboy still
>>28257753
He isn't depressed because he isn't a faggot.
I've heard a lot of anime lovers say they hate it but I watched a few episodes and I think it's pretty gud desu.
>>28257752
The plot is very rinse/repeat.
Read the manga instead.
>>28257752
decided to watch it.
>Thriller bark arc
JUST
>>28257752
Not a weeb but the art style is atrocious. It makes me think that only really lame pasty white suburban kids with a strict dad and soccer mom would watch
I'll start
>Their love of animals
>Their love of children
>The way their hair smells
>The mock temper tantrums they throw
>The way they pout
>Their love of silly romantic gestures
does JLH still post here?
we need a new pic of her 70s bush
Some of them have nice butts
>>28257389
>>The way their hair smells
I told my friend once that when I hug or get really close to them I can smell their hair and all he says "HURR THAT'S KINDA CREEPY". That really pissed me off.
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