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If it does exist, what do you think it's like?
And what do you think it SHOULD be like?
>>28246924
I don't think it exists how Christians do, I'm a pagan; but what I hope it is is green forests and mountains with beautiful pure rivers and snow. I want there to be wolves and deer and other animals there with me too. I want it to be pure untouched nature.
I certainly wouldn't want to live on clouds. Living in the country would be far preferable, especially after being taken away by my parents to live in a city.
As to what it's actually like, if it exists, no idea. If there is a God then I can't claim to make sense of anything He does, and therefore any guess on what He has in mind for an afterlife.
>>28247094
Basically this but it could use some cloud palace aesthetic too, as well as whimsical magic shit. Voluntary incorporealness is another must too, imo.
Also no carnivory either, and, if feasible, no eating at all. No place can be called "good" while conscious beings are forced to eat each other to survive.
Although sometimes I also think of heaven as living in a dark and incredibly peaceful place with a bunch of ayylmaos. The stars are always visible, and we could sense every part of the universe/multiverse without having to be distinctly involved in it. Just peace, quiet and satiated curiosity forever. No fighting because ayylmaos have dat telepathy, no need for misunderstanding. Everyone would be like family, coworkers, best buddies and lovers all rolled into one all the time.
Was he right? Must we embrace self destruction as a means of improving ourselves at a meaningful level?
Only if you follow it up with something constructive. Otherwise you're just wallowing in your own shit, like any other robot.
>>28246848
>being this beta that you fall in love with a male character
Kill yourself
non sequitur
That doesn't stop edgy kids from treating it like gospel.
any good trannys on tonight?
I'm a good tranny right?
>>28246451
eh, na..not really
>>28246451
have you posted a video of you sucking dick yet? if so, then yes. if not, then no.
i just want a bf pls
>>28246215
>only white
fuck
>>28246215
this is the template by the way
I'll be your bf if you'll agree to bear my children one day.
>4 papers (three 6-8 pages, one 3 page) due by end of semester
holy fucking shit
do i have the right to be feeling overwhelmed here or is this normal in college?
kill me
dropping out is best desu
/nepotism/ general
>2016
>college
Next are you gonna tell us that college is going to get you a job?
How's that job hunt going?
>>28245807
I have one and I hate it
I want a new one, but can't get one
my family has been on my case for the last two weeks about not having one even though I graduate tomorrow
they keep saying that there are so many jobs, so why can't I just get one?
I'm gonna get to work at my uni as a student aide soon. It's paid and over minimum wage, but I haven't worked in two months so I'm too mad about not having money to be happy about being hired.
It beats food service.
General suicide thread. I'll start.
I'm thinking about killing myself. Would carbon monoxide from the exhaust of an 83' Mercedes diesel do the trick? I'd stick a hose in the exhaust and lead it into the car. Airtight seal.
>>28245779
Obama ruined my method
We just had to pull out...
>28245842
what was your method?
>>28245779
80s Mercedes Diesels are dope ass rides though.
At least go crusing before looking for your long term solution to your short term problem
What youtube channels do you robots watch? I don't know many good ones, I've seen that Frank is pretty popular here. He's pretty funny at times, but his humor can be a bit over the top and tryhard sometimes. Any recommendations?
pewdiepie xd
>>28245754
Cow Chop nigga
Chin Chin, like a mayor to a city I need the key to your shitty. *nods head*
What is your opinion on these soles?
Do you like them?
>>28245386
They're ok.
Prefer it if they were asian.
I'd lick them for days.
Blox
one on the left 8/10 one on the right 5/10
What are my fellow robots doing tonight? Anything new or noteworthy? Are you going out with some friends for the first time in a long time? Who's staying at home with nothing but vidya and a big soda pop?
I'm at home with nothing but a computer, some weights, and the Iron Man toy she gave to me.
I still have the Iron Man toy.
But I don't have her.
I might go to an internet cafe in an hour or so
Will have to see how I feel
If I do I'll be landlocked there for roughly six hours, so not sure if I want to
>>28245433
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I know the feel. She gave me a nice watch that I still wear everyday. I've tried to get rid of it but I just can't
>"Can't you just lie here with me for another five minutes? Oh ok, I understand. Well, have I hope your class is interesting. Hey Anon, I was wondering. I mean if you're not busy later and you want to see me again I could maybe like cook us something and we could hang out here again, watch a movie or something? You do!? Oh great! No, I mean I just find it hard to tell how you feel about me that's all. Well great, see you later okay? See you Anon!"
>>28245197
Why are you trying to make me feel again?
If I could just hang out of a member of the opposite sex in a genuine and comfortable way, that would be incredible.
Never even had a female friend. Don't even know what its like beyond what I observe from others.
>>28245926
i know dat feel anon ;_;
Who here /addictedtomarijuana/ here?
I haven't even been smoking/vaporizing this stuff for a single year and I am all ready onto snorting the stuff to get my fix. Wish me luck because I want to kick this addiction. The devil's plant. No wonder Jamaica is such a fucking shithole.
That feel when your city's dispensaries may be getting shut down soon and you are too autistic to get weed any other way
>>28245056
I used to use tor before I got my medical recommendation, so that is autism proof. What city do you live in? That sucks.
>>28244950
>snorting marijuana.
...i'm almost certain that's not how it works.
>make a wish
Other robots try to twist that wish while still fulfilling it
You can be as wordy as you want with the wishes but I'm pretty sure there's always a way to get screwed by one.
>>28244797i want to diei'm ready
>>28244846
you die of old age
i wish i could restart my life back when i was 9
what have you guys been making?
anyone make animals and know any simple folds?
Takeshi's buddha and a bird base dragon. Tried making Sleipnir the other day out of wrapping paper, but it was too small to shape (~2in long)
>>28244619
Cute trap.
>>28244646
that's really intricate. what are the dimensions of the paper used for the taekshi buddha?
How is that Carl fellow a cuck? I don't recall him saying anything cuck worthy, just that he thinks Trump is a racist, which he is.
Anyone who is anti immigration is a racist and should be jailed.
>inb4: SJW
No i'm not. I'm anti feminist and anti trans
>inb4: Troll
Nope this is a serious post
>>28244555
it's almost as if the word cuck isn't always used for the literal meaning
>>28244555
ARE
Fuck therobot
The problem isn't his ideology. The problem is his complete inability to defend it.
