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>Send a girl your pics
>She removes you
JUSTed
>get grils email in a thread about buying them things
>they're excited for me to buy them things
>send pic
>haven't heard from her since, over a month ago now
I know those feels
>send girl this pic of myself
>get blocked almost instantly
tell me your favorite comfy sad movie
this is mine
>sad movie
>posts a comedy
>>28224239
Have you seen it? Its kinda sad, but its cute
>>28224239
i get that its a comedy it just hits me hard when he finds true love
>tfw you will never be a cute girl
>tfw you will never be able to wear cute clothes
>tfw you will never have cute husband to have cute kids with
>tfw you will never cook for your hubbie and family while your kids do their homework and your husband washes up after a long day at work
>>28224195
But that's Prince Naseem in a dress
What the fuck, anon? Stop reading my mind. I was thinking about posting the exact same thread.
>>28224335
Sorry m8 shit happens
who /anime gay/ here
was anime gay for a while then I turned real gay, you should do the same op
>>28224190
Me
or1ginal
>>28224190
you're just gay, anon
Well fuck.
My mom just let me know that she's taking out a 3rd mortgage on her condo (value $438,000) and it's going from 18 years to 30 years.
And she's doing it to pull out $9,000
That's my inheritance, up in smoke poof gone good bye I will be saddled with the payments when she dies.
I never expected much, but I thought at the very least she would leave me with more than a monthly payment.
Fuck the world, let it all burn down.
>being greedy about your parent's money
Work for your own money, an inheritance is never a guarantee, nor should it be expected, that's your parent's money to spend since they worked for it. Also, you don't really understand how debt works upon death, do you?
Boo hoo, no inheritance. Welcome to the rest of humanity, you spoiled child. Also take legal action now to protect yourself from your mother's idiocy. Good luck, cuck.
>>28224003
Fuck off normie
Im sorry to hear that happened to you, OP
It hurts me to hear that happened
Qts for Bernie, I know who I'm voting for
>spent his entire campaign focusing on trump and the wrong things
>wasted 140 million plus
lmao bernie is so retarded
Retards literally support Trump lmao, the only guy who I can think is more retarded than Wheel's right here is that egg headed guy
>>28223404
All flat as boards.
No wonder they're so pissed off.
24 years old. My mother took me to doctor today where i was diagnosed with the stage 3 Autism on the spectrum.
I don't know how it has come to this.
You better be living in a country that gives you autismbux
>stage 3 autism on the spectrum
What does that mean? How serious it is? What kind of symptoms do you have?
>>28223377
His symptoms will be shown below.
Nice triple dubs!
>He's pounding her instead of me
So why don't you pound him?
I'll pound you bby
[spoilers]with my fists[/spoilers]
>>28223183
fuck you bitch
you could literally have any guy pound you by choice
why haven't you called an escort yet (if it's legal where you live)
>>28222664
a.) it isn't legal where I live
b.) I don't just want to stick my dick in something, I want validation. I want a girl that actually wants to fuck me. Who would prefer fucking me to not fucking me. Escorts and hookers don't want to fuck you. You're a customer and everyone who works in any industry hates customers. But its her job to smile and act like she likes you because thats her job and she needs the money. Knowing that ruins the idea of getting a hooker for me.
>>28222716
>it isn't legal where i live
sucks for you lmao, it's legal in most places
>>28222736
part b.) is the more important thing anyway
how do i shave this?
>>28222480
In exactly that position
>>28222480
>how do i shave this?
nair
why do you want to shave your asshole? are you a faggot or something?
Why did trollface and his cousins die out, while Wojak and Pepe have had a long lifespan as far as memes go?
destiny, perhaps
>praise Kek
>>28222357
Someone has to come out on top
>>28222357
They represent deep and primal feels OP, you must understand, Pepe and Wosjak are us, a mirror into the lonely robotic self
Who else /cocaine/ here? (house key for scale)
Crippling depression goes away for a while
The ounce bag before consumption
pls someone else post
>do cocaine
>feel good for 10 minutes
>suddenly feel even more horrible than before
>do some more
>repeat
>have heart attack
sounds like a great time
hello.
post sad pictures
that one bot who always posts the same picture.
>tfw, im that bot.
sad pictures take the pain away
>>28222055
what's going on here?
>>28222055
>>28222059
how are you guys doing?
Seriously, I feel bad for black women.
Mixed black women that aren't ratchet can be hot. But yeah, black black women have to be the least desirable group of people.
I know I'm inferior that is why I married a white man
>>28221286
mixed black women are almost always ugly as shit, girls like rashida jones are outliers and even she isn't that hot. and this is yet another stupid cuck thread on this board that cucks will endlessly post in and the cuck mods will allow
>Myspace is dead
>Gaia is dead
4chan is the only website that survived the golden age of the internet
Neopets
etc.
>>28221003
>how many times is 4chan kill?
Bring the loli board back, watch the /b/ dox people for shits and giggles, and let creepy opps randomly recruit people via /b/, THEN you can say that. This isn't 4chan.
Also, pointless captcha is pointless.
>myspace
>golden age of the internet
jesus christ how young are you
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