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My mom has been diagnosed with bowel cancer that has spread to her liver. She's probably going to die soon. I've never seen my dad cry until today and it broke my heart. I also have a little brother that'll grow up without a mother. Please comfort me /r9k/
Don't worry, anon. Just think, you'll join her sooner or later. Let's just hope the afterlife isn't one big meme.
>>28215859
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
Be strong for your father and brother
>>28215859
Or atleast talk to me. I need some kind of distraction.
![10724183_1656776547880503_352378486_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Et1HFES.jpg "10724183 1656776547880503 352378486 n[1]")
After college, I went to some D-league try outs. I'm really 5'8, but they kept listing me at 5'11. Their was even one try out where the guy wasn't even using a measuring tape or tool, he was just asking guys their height, so I told him 5'10, then he said to me "are you sure your not 6'0", I told him no, but if I said yeah, he wouldn't have had a problem in listing me at 6'0.
I also went to some arena football league tryouts, and they were alot more concerned about being accurate, they listed me at 5'8.25
pic unrelated
>>28215247
Honestly, I believe it. Before I came to 4chan, everyone in my life was telling me how tall I was all the time. Now I'm the King of Manlets.
5'10.
>>28215247
Yep. I'm 5'11" and a lot of guys who are shorter than me claim to be 6'.
>ITT: manlet back patting
>look up video of childhood computer
>some high school kid is taking it apart
> to just end up giving my dad a laugh to say "Hey, I have a computer that was just like yours"
>>28214988
congrats OP, you almost typed something that might be considered readable. maybe next time right buddy?
>>28215045
>look up A video of MY childhood computer
>some high school kid is taking it apart
>in the description he says he got it show his father that has one just like his
>hence it makes me feel old
spell it out enough for you numb nuts?
>>28215389
You're retarded, OP.Original Post
>you finally manage to get a qt gf
>she gets her period 2 weeks into the relationship
>you wake up one day and find your toilet like this
what do you do
>>28214677
do you have fritos scoops?
it's honestly no different than living with my mother and sister for almost 19 years now
>>28214677
clean toilet
act like never happened
if it's a habit instead of an accident, break with her
*farts* why do wagecucks spend their only days of freedom getting black out from drugs and alcohol? Us NEETS prioritize health.
*shits self* hehe yeah these wage cucks sure are missing out on the good life *eats a tendie*
Pls respond.
Also, how do wagecucks drink at work? They seem to hate their lives yet say """muh contribution" KEK
>>28214661
I don't drink or do drugs. Mostly I spend weekends reading.
http://de.xhamster.com/movies/2692320/skinny_lil_redhead_teen_gets_a_fucking.html
You must post it, no lying
It's a video on xvideos called buttlint.
I can't get off to guy on girl for some reason. Only lesbian or solobut mostly my imagination and 2dand skeletons
Bonus points for explaining why
http://beeg.com/7217584
Here's a close second to get the thread going
>>28214488
0A0F5F3
Is bird girl also stinky?
she will be once I'm done with her
if u know what i mean
>>28214442
Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Could you explain it to me?
I like looking at her I don't know why
Anyone here /grannypr0n/
>>28214361
That's more disgusting than snuff to be quite honest senpai.
>>28214361
when i was a very little kid i remember trying to grope my ugly and huge grandmother once but i realized what i am doing and felt really stupid and embarrassed i think it might have something to do with the fact that i slept with my parents on one bed until my teen years because the small commie apartment was overcrowded
i remember once while i left in another apartment alone a woman that i assume was between 50-60 and did an interview with me about some political shit, i only let her in because i thought she was cute, she sat near me and i watched her like i wanted to fuck her, i was hoping she would make a move but she didn't, if she did i was going to fuck all her holes for hours
>>28214361
>tfw no granny gf to prepare you a nice dinner and then such all the cummy from your dicky dick so you can sleep well
>tfw there are boards and subreddits all over the internet dedicated to stalking and harassing you over the internet
>had to move twice last year because they kept finding my address and kept sending me death threats
>can't hold down a job for a month because they all spam my employer
>don't even have a phone anymore because it's instantly filled up with hatemail and spam the second I buy one
>all because I was a sperg in my teens on an obscure corner of the internet
I just want it to end.
>>28213982
what did you do lol
who are you who who who
>>28213982
Op tell everything or fucking leave
Hello there, robots.
I started taking one of the infamous MAOIs yesterday. I am too scared to eat anything, indeed I have eaten nothing since starting them. I have a feeling that I am going to lose a lot of weight.
Has anyone hear had any experience with the MAOI diet?
Oh well, all alone.
have you tried comboing with DMT yet?
>>28215063
I am taking this on prescription as an antidepressant, I do not take illegal drugs.
I don't really give a shit anymore, /r9k/. Girlfriends, intimacy, feels, Chad, Stacy, the Beta Uprising... It all means nothing to me. Tonight, I'm going to get a big ass knife and drive to a bridge. Then, I'll stab myself and then proceed to throw myself off the bridge into the water below. It may be painful but who really cares.
I'm going to miss shitposting with you guys but my mind is made up. I'll take the possibility of non existence over this life I currently have. I don't even know why I'm telling you all this. Maybe I just want at least one person to care in the end. Oh well, enjoy the weekend.
Bye bro
See you space cowboy
Original
Goodluck
[Original Comment]
>ask normies what they do in their spare time
>"facebook"
>"netflix"
>"go to gym for one hour every second day"
>"facebook"
>"facebook"
What the fuck is even the point? There is literally nothing to do in this life, even when you are actually sociable and well-off.
There's not any reason to even try.
The point is to take advantage of the fact that all humans understand this on a subconscious level and to sell them stuff based on that so you can get rich and fuck whores and put your children through college.
But yes I know what you mean
>>28212433
>tfw you realize normie life is literally nothing other than going to work, socializing, and filling the remaining hours with mass media entertainment
I had a short conversation once with a hot normie girl who told me she was addicted to Netflix.
Fuck, these days even normies act like boring NEET's.
Are you eating dinner? Carry on.
>it's the middle of the day
>>28212021
Thisis a good time for having dinner.
>>28212086
I see. Go on.
>2 years ago,finish pre-med with 78% average, be mediocre as fuck,had to struggle to get that,extreme attention problem (could spend 2 hours on the same small paragraph without any distraction around and my mind would always wonder but whenever the exam was close,i could have an insane 12h straight hyperfocus,but i wouldn't eat or drink or get up my chair, it was "hell")+ strong lack of discipline
>get diagnosed with adhd
>Decide to keep aiming for medschool and pharmschool, i'll just build my work ethic during the summer. As soon as i have a good work ethic,if i can concentrate normally,i know i can make it
>I got in some shitty program in university some people i know used as a bridge to get in med or pharm. I just need to pull straight A's and straight A+'s for 3 semester and i'm pretty assured to get in
>Mom and oldest bro (he's a neurosurgeon,all my bros are docs actually) don't believe in me and want me to go in nursing school because they'll think i'll miserably fail
>Continued next post
>Continued
>I don't listen to them. I don't want to become a nurse. I don't want to regret this,i don't want other to decide what i'll be for the rest of my life
>Have some major life changing, "This is the only life i'll ever live, there's a single opportunity for everything in life,once it passes,it's gone forever, every single choice you take matters,there's only a single pattern of choices that will allow you to achieve your dreams"
>Spend my whole fucking summer gradually radically changing myself. A first i was no different than your typical 4channer NEETwith a crippling social anxiety and non-existant self-esteem.
>But from the moment i got up to the moment i went to bed, 100% of my efforts were dedicated into changing the person i am in every fucking aspects of life
>Gradually changed values,mindset,habits,way of thinking,way of reacting to situations,way of seeing the world,way of interacting with others,EVERY FUCKING THING
>I knew i was gonna have an anatomy class during the first semester of university, i asked for the 500 page pdf to someone who used the shitty program bridge to get in dentist school
>I couldn't concentrate for shit but every single day,i spent 4 hours non-stop with no break trying to read, i didn't allow myself to be distracted by ANYTHING,even when it was friends asking me to come out or wanting to take me on a double date, Nothing came before the building of my discipline
>Continued next post
>Continued
>While i'm radically changing myself. For the first time of my entire life, i truly feel alive, for the first time,i truly feel happy. For the first time,i'm becoming someone and i'm loving the person i am and the person i'm becoming
>By the time university started, i could study 8 hours straight with no break. My discipline was good enough. I has stopped browsing ALL , spent 2 hours max on internet per day and i'd often spend less than an hour a day. I wouldn't touch to internet before 8pm,i'd always stop by 10 pm
>My ridiculous social anxiety kinda disappeared,i work so fucking hard on myself, it was fucking useful
>University starts, i start the adhd medication, now i can actually concentrate while being disciplined
>I stand out easily, get a 6 A+'s and a perfect gpa
>Life never felt so great, just 2 more semesters to go,i'm so glad i didn't go in nursing school,i'd be miserable.Thanks to my goals of pharm and med school i was able to change from a mediocre person to a person with plenty of potential skyrocketing
>. Mom says she always supported me, i tell her that she's lying because she was always against the idea of going into shit program and never believed in me but it's alright.-->she gets mad
>2nd semester starts
>I'm not even worried about grades anymore,i know i'll ace everything with my work ethic.I'm only focused on building mental/emotional skills + plenty of other skills i'll need. The med interviews are 1.5 year away,need to be sure i'll have changed enough to ace them so i'm working on myself full time,grades are not a concern anymore
>As expected,i ace the first half with ease stress-free
>But from march, i start getting insane fucked up symptoms similiar to a neurological disease/brain tumor.
>Continued next post
>>28211829
>Should i listen to my mom
no
>eldest bro?
yes
>guy says he likes me
>I feel nothing
How's everybody else's depression treating them?
hollow compliments mean nothing
>>28211630
Show us your sweater meats
>Girl mkes me hang out with her, tries to get me to look at her bellybutton piercing, talks about how I never go clubbing and how she and her friends are going to a new place
>Brush her off almost entirely and watch her leave early.
Lol virgin by "choice"
