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Who here /devilish/
>Go to restaurant
>ask for extra napkins
>take them home
>never buy napkins again
>>28237029
>go to market for groceries
>take extra plastic bags
>never buy trash bags again
>>28237029
>go to movie theater
>finish watching my movie
>walk into a different one
>>28237029
I do this at any fast food place that has an open napkin dispenser. Avoid the brown ones, ESPECIALLY McDonalds those are shit tier (probably to deter napkin thieves like myself).
How the fuck normies can be constantly making jokes about everything? How can they do this shit so fast?
>tfw I look like a retard because I can't hold the banter
>tfw starting to think I'm literally retarded
they don't have autism. also they joke so constantly that the jokes you hear are likely variations of jokes they've sad before, if not exact repeats.
>>28236838
So your problem is you're dull witted?
>>28236838
it's about wit and pithiness. you can only get good at it by firing back at people when they shit talk and tell jokes. don't be the sperg who stumbles over his words and can't make a good retort.
I actually managed to get a GF this last week for the first time at age 27. She already left me after only 10 days.
Story-time.
>be 8 year long NEET
>spend all my time lifting, so good body
>decide to start university
>pick sociology meme degree because that's all I could get into uni for
>classes are 99% female
>first group project: get auto-assigned to a group with 4 women.
>23 year old qt in the group + 3 older women
>we get a long well and i enjoy myself
>all five of us do some group-work in the uni facilities
>the 3 older women end up needing to leave b/c they have kids n shit
>just me and 23 year old qt left
>she asks me to go eat dinner with her because shes hungry and its late
>i agree (shitting bricks, palms sweaty, but hiding it well)
>go-to restaurant at the university
>we end up having dinner and it feels good, actually ended up being relaxed and comfortable
>finish dinner and it's getting late so we decide to leave and go home
>we both goto car-park together
>walk her to her car because she claims to be scared of walking to her car alone
>get to her car
>about to say bye and just grabs me and kisses me on the lips
>my reaction to the kiss is slow so it was more of a mother kissing a child on the lips type kiss
>i was stunned but played it off cool and say "ayyy that was nice, gn"
>shes smiling and looks happy so I guess I did well
>we end up spending more time together throughout the next week and I guess/assume we're in GF/BF relationship
>she ends up asking more about me
>finds out I have no social media
>finds out I have no friends
>finds out I have never had a GF before
>finds out I have no hobbies outside of lifting
>finds out I still live at home with parents
>suddenly she acts different around me and stops giving me attention and barely even looks in my direction
>getting strange looks from other girls in the class now
This is what I get for trying. Fuck her, shes just a 6/10 anyway.
>>28236490
Damn anon, that is rough...
maybe get some friends first from university gym? Or Rugby (even tighter friendships) ?
>>28236565
I find it damn near impossible to make friends.
I literally have nothing in common with most guys unless they lift, and then that's all I'll be able to talk about.
Making friends seems impossible at my age.
Thats tough, OP. My suggestion is just forget about girls. Fuck that shit, you're over those bitches. Let them search for another jackass to control by mere prospects of dipping some dick in pussy. You can do better than that.
It's over tbo
first
originalcommentlele
>>28236217
>ruining it on purpose so you can be le epic meme man on /r9k/
you could have ended your pathetic existance, this girl was very cool
>>28236217
Those pics from last thread were good though, Skye was fucking hot and down to earth which is very awesome for a girl.
Shame OP ruined it...
What did robots grow out of metal?
>>28236196
Do you become a faggot when you grow out of metal?
I mean, from what I can surmise, based on the OP. The answer is resounding YES.
>>28236196
I basically only listen to metal and punk at this point. I don't dress like a tool though.
>>28236196
Never really liked metal, but I actually grew out of punk.
I realized every weekend this board dies at night time in the US. It seems like most of the people here really are normalfags. Why would a normalfag want to come here? Do they roleplay and pretend to have a shitty life? Do people really come here for fucking "DANK MEMES BRO"?
What is everyone doing today/tonight?
Normies you are not welcome here.
>>28235716
Yeah because we have lives and accomplish things. It's funny to be in character here, wait you're not actually a loser are you?
nah, mostly just because its full of teens who need to wake up for school the next day
people in their late 20s (like me) are fairly rare, most people here are <18
>>28235756
This board is about 60-70% high school losers
>be last night
>fiance and I get into a petty argument
>it ends with me calling her a bitch
>she says "fuck you I'm going to my friend's house for the night"
>think nothing of it, assume she is just going to have girls night with her friend
>see her friend posted a snapchat story
>its a video of her and my fiance dancing with some black guys at a bar/club
>I fucking rage and text her some racist shit
>its now 11am the next day and I still haven't heard from her
did I fuck up?
>>28235473
Fuck her, whatever, OP. Just move on with life.
>fiance
right here did you fucked up
>fiancee (that's how you spell it dumb fuck)
>putting a ring on some dumb bitch that will go out dancing at a black club without you
>ever
why
Favorite everything thread.
T-e-m-p-l-a-t-e
>>28234350
>pokemon emerald
Literally why would you willfully play an outdated Pokemon game? Unless you really, truly enjoy Waterfall and Crunch being special moves.
But seriously, the Gen 3 meta was utter shit.
>>28234395
>Pokemon meta
autism.
Do you guys have insane playtime or watch time on anything? I was wondering if anyone could beat my playtime over here
I have 1000 hours on war thunder
>>28234206
Like 4k hours on planetside 2 and path of exile.
No idea for old stuff like cs source and ut but I guess more. Same with wow.
You're pretty smalltime honestly.
>>28234251
4k hours on planetside and PoE both? Or is it 4k in total
Boibots, please describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28234088
bumbping for good thread
>small
>girly
>cut penis (so I can bully him)
>long hair
>Sweet personality
>Feminine
>Not a normie
>Loves me
>Likes anime and Japanese video games
>Incredibly degenerate sexual tastes
a flat chested petite girl but with a cute feminine penis permanently locked in chastity
Fembots, please describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28233971
Well hopefully he'd benot you
>5'3"
>fat
>watches obscure anime
>neet shut-in
>swears at his mother
impossible to find, d e s u
Stop making these threads man.
All they do is confirm that none of us will ever get a gf.
I have three points to make.
>Penis Size
Why do you care about the length and girth of your penis? Why is it a point of insecurity/pride? The answer is women's pleasure. The reason for the massive debate over cocks is because of women's pleasure. Think now to how ridiculous that is. We're stressing/being proud of something for women. Putting aside the fact that most people here are virgins, hypothetically, why would you care how the women feels? It has no impact on your enjoyment. I often see memes saying that while you fuck a girl she'll be thinking about longer, thicker cocks that were better than yours. Who gives a fuck? Seriously, why the fuck should you care about what she thinks? If its a one off then it doesn't matter, and if its long term and she's willing to leave you over it then you've dodged a bullet anyway.
>Female Virginity
Why is a a less slutty girl important to the sexual experience? Unless there is literally semen still in her nasty snatch, or shes been taking 99.9th percentile girthy cocks regularly, it literally does not effect your pleasure at all. Would a women lying about her number of partners somehow alter the experience of sex, objectively speaking? Of course not. Women have a damp, warm hole between their legs and and the number of cocks that shes taken, objectively speaking, doesn't change the pleasure at all. (I hope none of you have seriously fallen for the 'roastie' meme)
>Male Virginity
Perhaps the most important thing I'd like to say here is that the difference between having had sex 0 times and 1 time, is the same as having it 100 times and 101 times. Sure, it's supposed to be very pleasurable, but it lasts an hour or so, tops. Objectively speaking, the fact that you haven't taken LSD or other more pleasurable experiences is more important than being a virgin.
Don't get cucked by society. Don't be a slave to your insecurities. Think.
Odesa massacre never forget
>>28233809
tl;dr but fuck that is a cool painting
>muh hedonism
is meth the best drug high?
It's the best drug if you want to get stabbed in a dark alley.
It's useful at times, but I wouldn't say it's the best high. Just among the longest lasting.
>>28233777
it depends how you want to feels
>When ADHD is so bad you can't even read manga or watch anime.
>>28233228
hey same
what was the last one you didn't finish?
>>28233228
>adhd
fuck off you hyperactive spaz
just eat some butterflies or something
>reading manga
>watching anime
Post ITT if you have NEVER had a job
>Age
>Gender
>Favorite anime
>>28233191
>Age
19
>Gender
M
>Favorite anime
Death Note or Steins;Gate
>>28233191
>19
>female
NGE > Steins;gate >> everything else
>>28233191
>tfw 30yo virgin is being outlosered by some dumb kids on r9k
get off my lawn
