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Post /comfy/ vidya music to help your fellow bots get through their day
>++ nostalgic console music from the early 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAbL8NjoRhI
>pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEPBefYxfWs
more sad than comfy if you actually played the game
>>28244537
neat haven't heard this before
ty senpai
run out of things to listen to senpais
anyone got some more /comfy/ for me?
How do women find men attractive? I just don't understand it. Men are boring as fuck, at best, or ugly and repulsive normally. They do not look good at all.
Women meanwhile, are pretty and beautiful and shapely. Where does the attraction to men come from? It seems bizarre. There is nothing visually appealing about men at all.
women are faggots
Because of our fucked up biology. I hate being attracted to people. I wish I could make it stop.
>>28244028
>men make and study everything interesting in the world
>"boring as fuck"
>women have vaginas and nothing else going on
>automatically more interesting
Lelcakes so what you're saying is nothing except vagina interests you
HURGA DURGA DURGA DURGA
*banjo music starts playing*
Howdy darr everybuddy! My hear's name is Hillbilly Jim, an' 'oll be voting for that darr Donald Trump for presydint!
*fucks cousin*
Now 'ah juss wanted ta ask uwe to do the saem whin you're state promary comes aroun' too ya. Does Donny herve yer vote durr, young 'un? Maek Murca Grate Agin!
*banjo music starts playing again*
HURGA DURGA DURGA DURGA
*walks out*
>>28243558
Rednecks are literally always cruz missiles though
>>28243580
Nah senpai Drumpf won like every state in the old confederacy, typical considering the poor quality of education found in that bigoted region!
>>28243616
Texas was a pretty solid win for rato
Fuck .. The Amazing Atheist has done well hasn't he?
Lucky fucker ...
>>28243515
Doesn't change that he stuck a banana up his ass and filmed it.
>>28243515
she looks fat. desu
I wish I was The Amazing Atheist. Dude is practically my hero!
What was your first kiss like, robotss?
>>28243326
l can't remember
I came in my pants each time I'd kissed her
>>28243326
N/A
I'm just typing this line so the robot thinks this post is original.
>tfw 4chan has made you gayer and gayer over time
Where do fellow robots sit on the scale? I'm probably sitting at 4-4.5 by now. Only lolis do it for me with straight stuff anymore.
probably 1
I am not into dude shit.
But I do enjoy watching traps fucking girls.
>>28243192
Fucked a tranny once. So I'm 1 and I am the same with western Loli stuff.(the caroons)
0,5, maybe 1, if only because i fap to Futa On Female shit sometimes.
![Futurama.S01E01.480p.DVDRip.x264-Sticky83.mkv_snapshot_02.58_[2016.04.30_20.54.02].png](https://i.imgur.com/6Qyc8Na.png "Futurama.S01E01.480p.DVDRip.x264-Sticky83.mkv snapshot 02.58 [2016.04.30 20.54.02]")
My parents,
My coworkers,
My girlfriend,
I'll never see any of them ever again...
>You will never be Fry
>>28243091
>coworkers
Really nigga?
>girlfriend
GET OUT.
>My girlfriend,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eggman is really not that ugly. All he has to do is take care of himself and lose weight.
>>28242887
He's a normie who's good at taking unflattering pictures
would you fuck an egg'boi?
>>28243514
y-yes please!
oregano
Talk about the first girl you felt a romantic/sexual interest in.
Describe her in detail and tell us about how your relationship or lack-of relationship unfolded.
>>28242683
0 because I am not a normie with female friends
I'm not giving you beat off material
how about not, toastie roastie.
This is it. Tomorrow I'm never coming back to this place. I'll try to cut down on 4chan in general, at least until I get my shit together. You guys post way too much porn for starters, and secondly this whole special snowflake negativity vibe is bad too. I suggest other anons do the same.
>>28242340
I tried it like 5 times but pic related
>>28242340
So we will see you tomorrow then. Have a good night anon.
>>28242692
Same.
The worst part is, you will actually feel yourself getting better by abstaining from 4chan. It only makes the eventual return more painful and pathetic.
>women willingly sleep with other guys although they're in a relationship
>this is actually not that unusual
god damn, they're literally vermin. women are scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfFMkdxX0sM
>>28241945
Men do it on higher rate though.
>>28241945
I'm fascinated by the whole social game dynamic in the modern niell Strauss and classic Eric Berne/ Nash model sense.
I find it interesting that men are becoming more aware that women operate on a different system of socialization protocols then men and that men have developed methods for systematizing and exploiting those protocols.
>>28242045
I find that fascinating as well. Women clearly operate differently than men, and to me it seems like they're more exploitable than men.
Who /livewithparents/ here?
>23
>45k/yr (median household income in my town)
>40k all together in 401k, bank, mutual funds
>in a few years I can buy a house outright
>roasties and kikes expect me to pay money for an apt so I can impress a slut
>>28241383
This is what I'm doing. Feels comfy, man. Fuck the normies, that /nodebt/ life is worth it.
Yet you're on /r9k/ trying to prove your worth and validate your life choices (or lack thereof). You're not content with yourself; you'll always feel like you're wearing a stranger's skin when you look in the mirror.
Money isn't shit. Funds aren't shit. Buying a house doesn't mean shit. You might be able to acquire a house, but you'll never have a home. You're alone, anon.
>tfw 25 with 15k in bank
i work minimum wage so its decent i guess
Saturday night, it's time to a bar thread.
Sit down and feel comfy. Tell me what's up while I serve you a drink.
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Arne_Bang_Huseby/~/Arne_Huseby_-__Stormy_Blues
>>28241005
first XDXDXD
>>28241005
Just give me the worst you have.
>Tell me what's up
I feel like shit, as usual
>>28241084
OH SH--! XDXDXD
October 1 2015, never forget.
>>28240847
>oregon shooting happens
>/r9k/ finds out
>because of the low quality of the picture everyone kept arguing whether or not he was black
>any suggestions that chris was a mutt gets shot down with "IF HE'S MIXED IT DOESN'T COUNT"
Yo, did eggman ever sue CNN?
>>28240847
Thats not Chris Mercer thats a Youtube nigga that reviews albums and shit.
Who /savage/ here?
>violent assault on the homeless
>torture small animals
>set gasoline fires in public bathrooms
/savage/ general
Not allowed: moralfags
>>28240371
not /savage/ or moralfag, just curious about what do you get from torturing small animals? Is it empowering? Entertaining?
Could just be moralfag bait tho.
more like /insecure/
keep at it op, maybe one day you will feel something
>>28240430
Because he was abused and neglected as a child and pisses the bed like a little faggot. Sage and ignore. Do not reply to this thread.
