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here. watch a girl eat for 37 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgyIptFtn0
>>28253432
i just dont get it? are you jacking off to this?
>>28253502
asmr gives you feel good tingles that help you sleep. if you dont get it you dont have it
the eating/kissing ones are kind of creepy though.
>50k subs
>first video uploaded March 12
it's not fair
You robots really have no idea how anxiety feels like if you aren't a beautiful and wealthy white girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCgm1xQa06c
>>28253123
my fuck
kill it with nuclear hellfire please
>>28253123
"I have anxiety and now I'm a special snowflake, please feel sorry for me and talk to me :- )"
Life on easy mode
>>28253123
Palms are sweaty
knees weak arms are heavy
vomit on her sweater already
mom's
who /eat nothing but ramen/ here?
I like other foods as well but you have fine tastes in ramen, sir
you can get your daily calories just by eating 5-6 packets of mi goreng
shit is ridiculously calorie dense
>>28252959
my favourite one desu
What's holding you back from being a Chad?
Nothing. I already am Chad.
>>28252644
ugly face, small dick, no confidence etc.
Autisim
>tfw people who wanted help are done with courses pretty much
>mentorees are unresponsive
I'm addicted to being needed.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28054662/
Teach me to program senpai
>>28252397
Preferably euro hours btw.
>>28252422
Can do
[email protected]
What do you want to learn?
well i need a gf
>fucked up sleeping pattern
>forced to do an all-nighter in order to fix it
>can't do anything productive during the day because you're tired as fuck
>even after fixing it, you keep waking up later and later every day until it's back to where you started
who else here struggles with maintaining a normal sleeping pattern due to insomnia/depression/other?
Same, next time I go to the doctor I'm gonna try to get sleeping pills because even taking melatonin and Tylenol doesn't do shit
Yes. I am the same way.
What's the point of having a normal sleeping pattern if there's nothing to get up for when you wake up?
Is there a way to find nice robots to play games with that aren't tripfags/women/trannies/attention whores/ERPing faggots?
>>28252243
what do you want to play anon?
>>28252271
Any of the following: Minecraft (I have a server), Rocket League, CS:GO, CS 1.6, BF4, Arma 3, PlanetSide 2 (just started, it's kinda fun), Insurgency, TF2, Sven Co-op, No More Room in Hell, Diablo 3.
I have a Mumble server, too.
Does nobody want to play? ;_;
We had a little Discord going for a while a few months ago and it was really comfy till it died. I want to play games with robots!
Look at these US Army recruits. They're only 18 but they look like they have their shit together, are physically fit and are in the prime of their lives. In contrast at 18 I was a gangly repulsive nerd that hadn't even mastered basic hygiene or gotten out of the house. Only at 28 am I catching up to their level and I still have a long way to go. Can anyone else on this board relate? Maybe that's our problem, we were too slow growing up for whatever reason.
I've been thinking about enlisting when I finish losing weight but I'm kind of a momma's boy and would miss her and also I'm scared I won't be able to adapt to the normie extrovert culture there.
I'm 22 which isn't that old but it still feels bad knowing there are kids who are basically high schoolers who will take the plunge while I'm too afraid to leave home.
Original lmao
>>28252226
>army recruits
>shit together
well not really but it's a step up from everyone else here
>tfw you'll never pet a crow/raven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJBJEY3TM5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXpmNhaci8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teTN7bWSu40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDFSPxf9Gg
not that i'm a furry but if i ever had to be a fag and pick an animal to identify as it'd be a crow or raven
A pigeon landed on my head once. That was neat.
>>28252176
I live in a town with a lot of Seagulls, you can literally sit down and they'll come up to you and you can hand feed them.
/energy drinks/, do they work for long and hard sessions of study? What are the collateral effects?
>>28252004
Uh, they have caffeine. They make you less tired. If you want a no shit study aid, get adderall, but you might end up jerking for 48 hours straight.
>>28252004
Is a shit. Brew chefir' instead.
Only thing I've found that works.
Taste a bit like someone puking red bull in your mouth, but WITH 3X THE CAFFEINE
can any of you normies out there who have had sex (i know you are browsing this board) please describe to me in as much detail as possible what pussy feels like?
i've used onaholes before but i'm sure they can't compare
i just can't keep doing this, i need to get laid so bad but it just seems an impossible task that i have to settle for 2nd hand experience
>>28251720
It's almost as good as jerking off
>inb4 reeeeeee
With a condom, the pussy feels like a really tight hole. Thats it.
Without a condom, the pussy feels like a wet hole that wraps around your dick, massaging it. Thats honestly what it feels like. Im not gonna glorify it.
>shaved-tight-pussy-close-up.jpg
>tight-pussy
>tight
that looks like a fucking bomb crater, that's not tight, she's taken a mile of cock at least.
My untreated underbite finally gave me a long face and fucked up my face.
Share your face with the world!
It will be a fun ride
I have an over bite, I could fix it but I'm not going to
>>28251644
I know how you can do it for free. Get a gun, put it under your chin and pull the trigger, you attention whore nigger
>>28251629
Planning on getting surgery?
step 1: acquire ~10k
step 2: get braces including extractions if you need them and set your bottom teeth back
step 3: mandibular osteotomy
step 4: take off braces after treatment is finished
step 5: congratulations you just went from an x/10 to an x+2/10
How can I not look like a complete fool my first time having sex?
Just say that you are a virgin. If she laughs, slap her.
No but honestly, just tell her it's your first time.
Tell her how much you learned about sex from 4chan. That'll impress her.
By practicing on landwhales first. They have low standards.
Hello it's me
Today I want to share with you a cool song
https://soundcloud.com/thoughts-7/dont-take-your-love-feat-tokyo-wanderer
Please listen to it, I think it will cheer you up if you are sad
This didn't make me happy at all
idgi
was that supposed to be good or something?
>>28251300
It's supposed to set the mood and put your brain in a happier mode
do you love japan?
>>28250920
No I love A M E R I C A
Mangas are for babbies
Comics are for MEN
Asian girls are for boys and pedos
American woman are for adults and classy men
F U C K Y O U
I like it, I can't say I love it
Daiski! ^^;
