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>mom found the sock drawer
>grandpa found the fridge
>mom found the cereal spoon
>mom still doesn't know about the ceiling fan
Heather is part of a four-person mining expedition. There is a cave-in and the four of them are trapped in the mine. A rock has crushed the legs of one of her crew members and he will die without medical attention. She's established radio contact with the rescue team and learned it will be 36 hours before the first drill can reach the space she is trapped in.
She is able to calculate that this space has just enough oxygen for three people to survive for 36 hours, but definitely not enough for four people. The only way to save the other crew members is to refuse medical aid to the injured crew member so that there will be just enough oxygen for the rest of the crew to survive.
Should Heather allow the injured crew member to die in order to save the lives of the remaining crew members?
heather's legs are disgusting, fuck heather.
>>28250483
Yes, his life is worth less because he will be able to do less because he'll be a fucking cripple even if he lives. I sthis supposed to be trying? ezpz, kys tripfag
For the purpose of the exercise, lets pretend its the only possible choice available.
I would say not to provide medical aid. Im basing my decision strictly on the outcome of helping the injured person.
The pros of helping:
-Its the right thing to do
The cons
-Everyone dies
The best way to maximize the number of survivor that get out alive is to let the injured one die.
The utilitarianism base its decision on the outcome of the event, even tho the right action would be to help the injured man.
these people try to move into your neighborhood
how do you react
they couldnt afford it bruh
i say whatsup dude lol
>>28250412
Long as they mind their own business, I don't care.
>start going to church
>get pure religious gf
>marry her
How good is my plan?
Bad. Would not do
>>28250379
It's a very naive, unrealistic and oversimplified plan
>>28250391
Why not?
Where else will I find a non-slut gf?
How do you wipe, robots?
I personally find it hard to wipe everything clean without using up a whole roll of toilet paper, so I make sure to go poopy once a day right before I shower so the shower makes all the skiddies go away.
I also find baby wipes way more comfy than toilet paper.
Discuss wiping strategies, etc.
>implying robots wipe
But paper + finish with baby wipes.
>>28250378
Swampy butt is pretty comfy too. Especially after going on a fap spree and it's all sweaty and smelly.
>>28250359
>Wipe with paper until no visible sign of shit
>Get wet washcloth with soap
>Scrub area for 10-15 seconds
>Get another wet washcloth to wipe off soapy water
>Dry with clean washcloth
I only shit at home.
Humans aren't meant to defecate communally and public restrooms are typically disgusting.
Why haven't you gotten yourself a forever alone girlfriend?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/
Some of them are even into videogames and anime, and not all of them are fat.
I think that's the closest I've seen a board to r9k, and it's fembots.
>Unintentionally "catfishing" by refusing to reveal yourself?
But no one to tell people how retarded they are.
Don't bother though, reading the first post it talks about she still has "standards".
>>28250361
>hasn't even tried
>>28250318
I've seen pictures of those rejects.
Pass.Rather stay a wizard.
Why is 'average penis size' a thing?
There is no "average" penis size. You either have a big one or a small one. That's like saying there's average size boobs when there aren't. You either have little B cups or big D cups, there's no average.
Let's dispel this myth that you're average, if you are 5.5 inches, you are small. If you are 6 inches or "average" you are small and any girl you fuck will have had bigger dicks inside her already. If you aren't 7-8 inches, forget it. Lock yourself up in a chastity cage and learn to suck dick because you're not a man.
>>28250228
Do you just not know what the word average means or what?
>>28250228
But men with huge dicks also have low standards and end up fucking a lot of ugly/fat girls. I can objectively say it's way too easy for me to fuck a fat girl or a girl with bad acne
>>28250228
thats bullshit, girls prefer personality and wallet over all enjoy your lack of social status you big diccked freak im sure your girlfriend will come to my superior wallet in no timer
>talking to gf about abortion
>said even if the person is raped its wrong and she would still have the baby
She is literally saying that if she got raped she would choose to keep the baby and I would have to help raise the baby of the dude that raped my gf.
Is this just a cu cking waiting to happen? I can't imagine why anyone would want to raise the child a rapist pit inside them, let alone be the guy who has to raise the child of your wife the man who raped her and came inside her pussy and impregnated her.
She's just probably one of those people who think human life shouldn't be wasted.
>>28250083
>"Anon, there's something I have to tell you..."
>"A couple months ago, I got really drunk out with Stacy and I think I'm pregnant now..."
>"I'm pro life so I'm not gonna abort it but I just thought you should know WE are gonna have a kid soon ^.^"
>>28250083
People say that kind of thing until it happens to them, and often they rethink their views. Then again, not always.
How come it seems like 90% of people on r9k wish they were girls?
Is it because girls have it so much fucking easier than us?
I can occasionally just find myself wishing I were a super tall, dominant woman. That'd be perfect. When I'm reincarnated, I want to be that.
That got way off track.
I think it's probably just because everyone here is really bad at being a man the way society demands them to be.
For me it's partially that and partially because girls have a lot more variety with cute clothes. Male "fashion" is boring and fucking stupid.
I think girls are cuter, and I really wanna be super cute
there are cute boys of course, but I am not a cute boy. I am too masculine. My facial structure is too masculine, I am too hairy
>>28249823
It's true, man.
I'm emotionally retarded from being forced to keep emotions off in my childhood and my teens.
I wear girl clothes at times, but not things like skirts or dresses. Just shirts, pants, coats, what have you. Even just those are more impressive or comfortable than male clothing.
>>28249868
Same here. Despite my wishing I were a tall, imposing girl, I would still be able to be considered cute then. I look like a ghoul now, so I can't be a cute boy either.
What is the longest nofap you have completed?
Currently on 0 days here
>>28249390
9 month
I came out of my mothers womb fapping and cumming in a violent fashion.
>>28249390
3 days I was sick.
>>28249390
Like 36 hours or so. Gave up halfway through my day 2.
Just bought a fresh box of 16 maple/chocolate donuts.
Give me your stories/thoughts in general about school shootings while I eat them.
Keked.
Top edge my man
School shootings happen because jews
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold are fucking god.
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>breasts
What did she mean by this?
looks like two watermelons trying to fit in a tube sock
thats incredible.
this thread is useless without nudes
What the fuck are you even trying to communicate here?
You go through the trouble of coming here, filling out the captcha, uploading your image, and this is what you post? There's shitposting and then there's this.
Turned 28 today. Still a virgin. Never had sex, never had a relationship, never had a kiss.
I've had enough, I think I'm going to kill myself today.
>>28249138
ADIOS FAGGOT
Good luck, anon. I'll see you on the other side
But in 2 more years you'll be a wizard Harry.
>take finals throughout the last 2 weeks
>slowly my schedule shrinks
>last day only go to 2 classes, one of which I wasn't actually in but just was visiting a friend
>because seniors have 1 less week than the rest of the school, the entirely jr composed class is just accounting for textbooks, no parties or anything like that cause there's still a week of school left (and my 1 actual class was geometry, where I was the only senior cause I fell behind in math, so again, nothing fancy yet)
>wait around in the library til lunch, feeling exhilarated
>meet up with one other senior friend and the friend I was visiting earlier, drive to taco bell, order a fuckton of food
>we take it back to the school parking lot and recount our best and worst memories of this place while we eat and drink
>after an hour or so jr says he needs to go to class
>the two of us look at the school one last time, get in his car, and drive away
>don't show up for graduation, so that was our last memory of the place
It was kind of bittersweet, tbqh.
Jr friend asked us to come back the next year and do the same thing for him. We agreed, but of course we didn't show.
>decide to catch the bus to school even though I have a car
>want to feel a camaraderie with my fellow students
>I don't talk to anyone but a kid starts altering the lyrics to... some current pop song at the time to apply to the last day of school that has everyone laughing, so I DO feel a bond of sorts
>go to class
>after 20 minutes all seniors are sent to assembly room
>we practice graduation walk
>after 90 minutes rehearsal is done
>they let us go home if we want
>can't go home cause didn't take car
>have no friends to give me a ride
>acquaintance of mine who also probably didn't have any friends asks if I want to go to the record store
>say ok
>I follow him out to parking lot
>he asks "so where you parked man"
>tell him I had to take the bus
>"oh I thought you had a car"
>quickly decide to lie and tell him my mom had to use it cause hers crapped out on her
>he awkwardly makes small talk, trying to hide the fact that he was using me for my car and the general feeling of company, but if I couldn't offer him a ride he didn't really care to hang out with me specifically
>after 5 minutes I tell him I remembered I promised the social studies teacher I'd help her pack shit up
>"alright, later man. See you at graduation"
>go hang out in the courtyard until the bus comes
>I heard his name called at graduation but that's the last time we ever spoke
It was a rather low key day. Idk in retrospect I probably would have taken the car.
I spent the morning studying for one of my exams until I became bored, whereupon I headed out to the grounds. For last few years I had been walking the same path that snaked through the courtyard, around the sports fields and through a couple of corridors, so I chose to walk it a few more times. Eventually I came to an area I did not usually go to and sat down, musing on my indifference to the prospect of graduation and arrived at the conclusion I would never miss high school or feel anything but indifference towards leaving it, because I hadn't really enjoyed it nor did I buy into the canonical high school experiences concept.
I then got up, walked back to my locker and packed the last few items into my bag, locked its padlock onto a strap of my bag and walked straight out, not bothering to look behind me as I did.
>Last few hours no one really did anything school related, lots of students went to different classes to talk with other people
>Last class was in the chemistry room and there was only like one guy in there so I just went to another room and talked to some people I knew about general stuff, like what we were gonna do over summer, or go to college
>I went to a school where you got credits as you progressed in work and I need a half credit in English so I went to summer school so it was nice to still talk and hang out with people for that time
>But because of that I didn't graduate with anyone I know so it wasn't anything to remember
What is your how's the opinion of ambw couples?what do you think when you see this couple?
>>28248993
I love them fuck niggers and sissy whitebois only superior Asian men can fuck black women
I really don't give enough of a fuck to want to formulate an opinion on it.
>>28248993
couples in general bother me
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