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i want to see you in the summer: a poem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApF2C0YTZVI
>>28202462
>hmm... what will get people to reply to a thread I make?
I already fapped to you tonight sav
>>28202462
what's wrong with the poem?
d guk nj
Post songs that gets your testosterone to spike, post those songs that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6FXpaECY8
>>28202061
Got over this phase but this song is so raw and hardcore I still get pumped to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_tGab-t0g
http://youtu.be/LMKGAuGGqCU
most thrash or power metal will suffice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5tbtjYh7Bs
Tell me about things that make you nostalgic.
Feel free to post appropriate music.
This album. First one I ever went of my way to listen to. Don't know why I chose this one specifically, but I did, and I fucking loved it.
Also, childhood games. I've been playing my gamecube a lot lately. Beat Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, played a bit of Kirby Air Ride, played Turok with my brother, went through and unlocked everything in Smash again... It's been fun.
I think I'm developing some sort of fetish for mid-to-early 3d water graphics.
>>28202067
I loved my GameCube. Me and my brother would play City Trial in Kirby Air Ride a lot. I'm particularly nostalgic about Wind Waker, Melee, and Metal Arms: Glitch in the System.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR8WWFzrZAg really gets to me. My family had broadcast television and I would watch Fox's animation block from 5 to 7 almost daily. Two episodes of the Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Malcolm in the Middle.
I like watching cartoons and self inserting into them. It reminds me when I was a miserable kid and just wanted to escape into a happy and bright world where nothing could ever hurt me.
>tfw 4.5 inch penis
There is nothing worse.
>>28201890
>4 inches near climax
There truly isn't.
>>28201980
I don't care if I never get laid. It's just a constant reminder that I can never feel like a man.
>>28201890
Yeah agree that's why I'm here. If you got a little dick you're fucked and can't change it, looks, personality, money, at least you can work on that stuff, and ugly guys can get girls anyway
After wageslaving for a bit I finally got $100 to spare. How do I turn this into more money? Ive tried poker (was shit), e-sport betting (too many match fixings), and other micro schemes to make money. Should my next attempt be wallstreet betting?
How do you guys make an easy buck? Im not too worried about losing it just trying to find something I like.
You save it. You keep piling it up.
By buying/selling blue chip stocks
Buy weed, make brownies, sell tht for double what you put into it, take that money and buy a couple clones and some hydro gear, then you'll be raking in some serious cash
I've already drank a litter of vodka, I'm about to crack open my next 375ml. I really am just so lonely. 26 years old in the state of new hampshire.
Friend, you drank too much and you're going to be sick. Don't drink any more. You may want to throw up just to get it out of your system.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1071643/Student-drank-death-downing-half-litre-vodka-just-20-minutes-40-bet.html
i'm stuck at home
i have no money
i have no liqour
every now and then i get a pang of sadness that makes me feel the way a whale does getting poached, letting out a sound, like
>"rooooaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuoooooo"
it reminds me that i want to die
i typed in "weeaboo" in youtube search bar and set it to recently uploaded. This qt popped up. what do you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAckUKzNZU
She's cute. Didn't care much about what she had to say her intro was too long so i stopped watching.
>>28201160
Where's her feet
pls dont ruin this girl's life
Why are /pol/tards the biggest cancer on 4chan?
Don't worry, they'll all kill themselves after trump loses the rigged election
They are too autistic to know when to shut up
Because I know I can't compete with superior black cock and I'm just a shut in beta needing something to get mad at
who here /badchildhood/. i feel like a lot of you robots had a fun time as kids and are just now falling into the pits of depression and self loathing.
>mfw mother didnt remember my own name
>mfw serious physical abuse from neighbors and siblings
>mfw early drug abuse
Mommy dearest
>meth user
>skitzo/bi polar
>severe emotional attachment
>kept me locked away from the world because of her paranoia
>tried to kill herself every time I ran away
Real Father
>kicked my mom out after finding out I wasn't a roastie
>told her she could only come back if she got an abortion
>when asked at the child support hearing if he could carry insurance for me he said "who's anon? is that the kid?"
Mr. Man "Dad"
>high paying job for most of childhood
>loses it to economy
>alcoholism out of control
>keeps up the appearance that he's fine despite working for minimum wage and not finding another woman after my mom
>probably just going to silently kill himself in the next few years
Step Daddy Chaddy
>pretends to be jesus christ himself
>wakes up to him rubbing my dick one night
>mommy doesn't believe me until 9 years later when he drugs and rapes her when she denies sex
>empties her bank accounts when he leaves her for a 19 year old
>I have to hear her whine about how she lost the lover of her life
>>28200349
i know that feel man
>father gives me his old phone
>forgets to clear data becaause /techilliteracy/
>1000's of pictures of him with my mom's friends
>photos of my sisters instagram
>photos of hidden camera
>say nothing
>raised by a single mother, have zero idea who my father is, and the chances of finding him are low considering I was conceived out of my country
>mother was neglectful and is a submissive woman
>because she can't assert herself she allowed me to get out of control and wind up borderline obese (luckily I lost all the weight and now I'm borderline underweight)
>every man she met was either a dick or an alcoholic
>one man she was with spawned my half-brother and two half-sisters
>bullied throughout my childhood and early teens, became withdrawn and afraid of social contact (not to mention I was a natural introvert to begin with), misdiagnosed with Asperger's because it was a meme at the time which was later changed to social anxiety + schzoid personality disorder
Now I'm a closeted NEET with no friends. Oh well, at least my father had good genes because I'm literally the only attractive person in my family.
And at least my mother can't be disappointed in me because she too is a NEET. R-right guys?
We die twice, first when we die, and then when the last person who remembers us dies.
>>28200101
I just wanna be some sort of house pet. I greet my owner on my knees and kiss her feet, massage her, cook her dinner, clean the house, etc, just make her feel like a queen.
The whole "latex and masks" thing seems kinda fun, but I prefer what I described.
>>28200135
Why do you want this sort of relationship?
>>28200582
Not him but I want that because I'm just naturally submissive to the point that I'd rather be a beautiful mistresses slave than go out and be independent
My boyfriend left me for a trap. Like a literal trap.
How is this even possible?
roastie absolutely 100%
BTFO
T
F
Ofuck him be my gf instead
>>28199911
>How is this even possible?
Men make better women than women do
Maybe you look like shit and are unfeminine.
>rich, handsome, wannabe-Gatsby Chad thinks he owns the world
>insults a normie bouncer telling him "one day you'll work for me"
>gets punched once
>dies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/harrow-school-boy-died-from-single-punch-after-telling-club-promoter-youll-work-for-me-one-day-a6991941.html
kek, get rekt upper class faggot
>>28199172
>one day you'll work for me
what if he was offering him a job?
>>28199172
>"Accompanied by two girls on mopeds"
That was worth a kek
>tfw genus level IQ but lazy
>tfw DIAGNOSED mental illness
>tfw waiting for gf
>>28198986
>tfw i actually can grant wishes but i dont feel like it
How are guys supposed to shave their pubes? I'm 22 years old and have never shaved once in my life. How the fuck do I get rid of this jungle around my dick?
>>28198757
philips norelco body groomer
been using it for six years
>>28198757
Don't shave; trim. Shaving will make your cock look like a plucked chicken and you'll have to deal with ingrown hairs and stuff. Let chicks deal with that.
If what you've got right now is really thick, use a pair of scissors to cut it down to a reasonable length. Then use a beard trimmer or similar to trim it down to a few millimeters in length.
Looks good and makes things much easier to clean. Recommended.
>>28198757
cut it off with scissors first if you have a huge pube forest from not shaving it in a long time.
once u do that, just use a shaving cream and a razor.
>>28198807
plucked chicken look is in.
itt: average looking females
all they have to do is not be fat
>>28198496
qt desu
not orginale'
Uniquely beautiful 9/10 thread?
