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>worthless ugly NEET virg in my 20s
>live with parents who want me out
>socially retarded with terrible anxiety so i try to get on NEETbux but get denied twice
>no car
>apply almost everywhere and never get a call back
>finally apply to the shit Chads and Boomers say anyone can work at, fast food
>never get a call back. 1 interview, but they probably saw how much of a sperg I am and turned me down
>declining health

is suicide the next step
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>>28194570
Get a CDL, they hire anyone without a DUI
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>>28194570
1.Try online work. There are a lot of places where you can find some work to do. Customer service for uhaul, textbroker, fancy hands, cracked, etc. Pays a little crappy but if you do it daily you shouldn't have any problems
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Drive for uber. Is there even an interview type process?

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I am looking for a Liverpool fan.
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>>28194358
Everton, m9
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>>28194358
I am here, la. What do you want?
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JUSTICE FOR THE >>96

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1. Have a good looking face
2. Be tall

Not good looking and tall? Too bad bitch, enjoy your hand and constant rejection.
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>>28194208
Can I have a great looking face and be medium height?
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What do you expect outta women?
They literally think on emotions with our hunter/gather era brains.
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>>28194208
Notice also how women perceive confidence in ugly and / or short men as "compensating" and therefore ridicule them for it.

>bro it's all about confidence haha t. 6'3 Chad

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Legendary lea flashes her puss on twitch http://oddshot.tv/shot/legendarylea-201604253335960
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Oh lord. That will be her most comfy job too. Literally don't have to be fully dressed to make money, yet you do.
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>>28194131
She's fit and she has a nice puss
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>>28194131
she's only like banned for 1 month chill

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How beta are you?
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Keeping secrets is not beta at all. In fact, being completely honest is beta as fuck. Alphas are mysterious and keep a lot to themselves.
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>>28193291
Keeping secrets is beta because if you're alpha you can say anything and people will like you.
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>>28193266
>>28193320
shit like this is autistic af in itself so...

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Kirby has sucked you up!

What power will he get when you are absorbed?
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>>28193231
The power to feel nothing
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>>28193231
Nothing, we're all the mooks that don't give powers. We're just going to get spit out
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>>28193231
His foreskin disintegrates.

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>whine to mom about little sister not being nice to me
>she overhears
>tries to spend time with me
>reject her attemps
Damn it feels good to be on the other side of rejection.
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That is a lewd image you have posted.
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>>28193255
>tfw you get a pity reply
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>>28193355
It's out of arousal, not pity.

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How is /wizardhood/ going for you 30+ guys?
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Pretty okay. Turning 37 next week, finances are great, no hardship, just relaxing and nice. I mastered a level 10 spell called not giving a fuck.
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Shitty.

Pure misery and loneliness.
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>still living with my retirement age parents
>working barely above minimum wage part time in grocery store
>sold my car, cycle to work instead
>in better physical shape than I've ever been
>saving most of what I earn
>work with 18 year old stacies too young and dumb to realize I'm a freakshow
>pretty sure I could fuck one of them
>would rather keep my wizard powers

If I have 100 dollars I want to spend on weed how much in quantity should I ask for?
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you can try to get around 10 grams.

Ask for 12, get 8.
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Where are you located?
Black market or dispensary?
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>>28192532
Its not legal where I'm at. In the usa.

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Any anons here super familiar with tinder?

I'm trying to start a profile, but I have no social life so I don't have any legit pics to use
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>>28191815
Did anyone ever say where that picture came from? I've seen it many times but never gotten a sauce.

As for Tinder: don't bullshit. State intentions upfront.
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Two of my friends who use it successfully only have selfies on it. They don't go out a lot and obviously don't play sports/go hiking or whatever so just lots of selfies and they've gotten on fine. One fucks on the regular.

I'd do the same if I was good looking.
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>>28191815
SAY you like pizza, its code for girls wanting to fuck you for one night stands

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Don't fucking move tough guy!
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Who are you calling tough, mask man?
You must not know me well
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>>28191634
Can I blink?
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.44magnum hollow points?

Welp I'm fucked

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The sign of a true beta male is wanting a woman that is deferential, repressed, and dependent. Thinking feminism ruined Western women and that docile Asian girls are perfect is proof that you're a pathetic faggot.

I just want a woman who acts like a man. Girls do not do that for several reasons, but feminism isn't really one of them. Women may generally have shit personalities, but the solution is not searching for women with no personalities.
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>>28191614
>I just want a woman who acts like a man
I think you might be gay, lad
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>it's another thinly veiled anti Asian women thread
>implying women aren't all the same, essentially
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>>28191638
kekd

originus commentus

Im being stalked by an autistic girl.

She is calling me like six times a day, leaving strange voice messages. I have no clue who the fuck she is or where does she live but im guessing she is an autist because when i get to talk to her she speaks in a soft, emotionless voice and says the weirdest shit.

So far our conversations have been:
>Who are you? You are annoying me a lot, can you stop calling me?
>I am your girlfriend.
>I dont have a girlfriend.

and

>Stop calling me. Do you want me to murder you?
>If you want so.

Then she mostly stays silent.

Anyways, do any robot here know what to do? Even when i block her she leaves her retarded voice messages with pretty much silence and her saying things like "see?" "bam" and stupid shit like that. I want to find her and bash her head against a fucking wall.
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>>28191284
What the fuck?
i-is she hot?
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call the cops you autist
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Is there anyone you know that could be like that? Also, you should try calling or texting her first, see if you get any kind of different reaction. Or call the cops

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does r9k have a GoTfu?
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>>28190699
>cersei is a whore who cucked her husband with her brother, then cucked her brother with her cousin
>daenerys betrays everyone she meets plus bitch be crazy
>sansa is a high manttenance retard, only reason she is alive is because she is hot
>arya is ugly as fuck
>catelyn a zombie
nob of the got girls are waifuble
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>>28190811
forgetting smirkfu
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>watching game of normies

Do this.

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>Russia has way more eligible women than men-in some reports, there are 8 single men for every 10 single women-making it difficult to find someone if you stay there.

Why haven't you gone to Russia yet and found a soviet qt?
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>>28190422
most of them have AIDS and are addicted to opiates
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>>28190457
Try again burger
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Because Krokodil

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