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Why don't you drink patrician milk, Anon?
How much protein is in that?
because I'm not a niggeroriginal meme
Because it gives you man boobs
Femanons what do you like most about being a lady?
For me
>free food
>more clothing options
>period poops
>girl soaps and perfumes smell nicer
>period poops
what the fuck is that? sounds disgusting Tbh
Don't have balls and have to walk with a slight waddle. Other than being a female is lame, would rather be a make but look to feminine and not willing to look hon if I took the drugs.
>>28189553
The poops I have during my period. Very comfy.
Who is this? I heard she used to tripfag and browse here and caused some drama. What happened?
>>28189298
Seriously guys, who is this? I must know? Are there more/better pics of her? Nudes perhaps?
>>28189298
thank you for the spoiler, that was fucking gross.
>>28189309
I love you guys. Pls help.
Any anons that live near LA want to go out clubbing this Friday?
My (only) friend is a normie and keeps trying to get me to go clubbing
I keep having to find excuses.
>all those people
>lots of people are dancing
>all clubs are in dirty areas
Why do they do this
reasons to go:
>Clubs are dark so the girls can barely see your face
>Girls are too drunk tell if you are Chad or not
>Get to sexually violate a woman and call it dancing
>If you strike out its okay because you will never see these girls again
>>28189187
The trick is to get drunk enough to all you care about is interacting with women. You should go.
Daily reminder that women are scared of you and hate you
In all honestly, she sounds quite a bit of a fruit-loop and pretty scary herself.
Can someone explain what the fuck she's even talking about? Who's worried about perverts in the bathroom? Why is there guys in her bathrooms?
Also why is this vague statement written like a poem without any form of creativity or rhythm?
>32yo NEET, unemployed for 7 years
>thinking of applying to walmart as an overnight stockbitch because a cool anon said it paid $11/hr
what else are my options? I'd sell boipussy, but idk what the going rate is and guys are creepy.
>>28189076
tfw Wendy will never make you lick her red carpet
>>28189076
Join a trade. Electrician, HVAC, meat cutter, welder, construction, logger, fisher, roughneck.
You can be a felon without a high school diploma and end up with a semi-decent job. It really comes down to your work ethic though because a lot of trades will really ride on slackers until they quit
>>28189076
>You can be a felon without a high school diploma and end up with a semi-decent job
I thought if you guys in america had something in your record you would be fucked for life.
Thats good though. Makes no sense not allowing someone to do something honest for a change.
>"Sure Anon, I'll take your shift tomorrow. I need the hours anyway!"
>Next Day
>Something happened, I can't come in...
Shes signed off on it so the shift is her responsibility. Should I go in to not fuck everyone else over or let her suffer the absence? I just don't know...
>>28188612
Let her suffer she did it to herself
>>28188612
>I'm in another state right now. You told me you could cover it.
No let the normies rot
It's your day off
Why are women so different from us men? How do they think? Please tell me what's the difference between a mans brain and a womans brain.
women can't be lonely, and hence cannot be robots.
Ever noticed how depressed, suicidal, introverted, shy etc men mostly have no friends, not to speak of romantic prospects, yet the most depressed passive lunatic suicidal women always have something going for them?
notice how most of the time those women have mostly male friends. they'll came they "get along better with men". That's obviously a lie.
It goes, as follows:
For men:
1. man has nothing to offer to the table.
2. man is isolated and lonely
For wymen:
1. woman has nothing to offer to the table
2. wait, she does, by merely existing, i.e her body
3. with this body she will get social attentions from these kinds of males:
a. those who intend to sleep with her
b. those who hope someday to be able to sleep with her
c. those who have no hope of managing to sleep with her but are still drawn to her because of biological imperative
That's why failed women have mostly/ all male "friends". but that means women can never be lonely. sure, it's not true relationships, but it's far better than nothing.
Notice how somewhat attractive gay men are in a similar position (not entirely as sex flows farr more freely there so the thirst is far less real)
tldr women can't be rowbots
>>28188199
Thank you anon. I learned something today.
>tfw female
>0 friends
how the fuck do i keep friends around? Girls talk to me during class, but I might be a retard because they always get a weird look and try to phase me out of their group.
Or I just end up not talking and listening and then they take the convo somewhere else and don't invite me.
i'm too ugly to have male friends too
Can someone explain this interracial/race mixing or whatever you want to call it? I never go out, but I hear two opposite extremes.
1. Non Whites take all the White women! Stop doing it! Mudsharks should be hanged.
2. White women wont even look at men who aren't tall, White and handsome.
What is the truth? How can there be such polarity? Any normies care to explain?
The statistics support #2 except for a very small minority, which all the idiots focus on and get enraged about.
>>28187912
>muh statistics show who every person on the planet has dated!
ebin
>>28188039
>le there is no way to know because I say so XDD
*tips*
What do robots use as their home screens? Just switched mine today
>>28187837
you should check your email bro
>all those unread messages
Stacey pls go
>>28187849
>>28187847
It's spam, but that's not what's important here
>post on /pol/
>actually a leftist irl
who else/ mischief/?
>post gore on tumblr
>use feminist hashtags
>>28187322
>>28187344
Third set of doubles here
>>28187322
>systematically lie to my professors I'm struggling financially and pouring all my attention into studding next to working all night
>live comfortable live on parents money and student loans
>never did a fuck for my education
What's her fucking name, /r9k/?
Katie
>>28186956
Bertha.
God I wish I hadn't fucked up we we had... if you're out there my sweet Berty, I'm sorry and miss you every day
>>28186995
>bertha
Laura
>>28186995
>Bertha
Bubby? is that you?
Ana Akana admits that she's been dealing with severe clinical depression, overwhelming loneliness and suicidal intentions.
Woman now proven to be able to be robots.
lol anyways
>>28186843
Hey it's that chick from ant man.
*waves at you*
Hey qt long time no see. How's the bf?
>tfw you're too intelligent to be a simple normie and enjoy life
Unfortunately, ignorance is bliss is true
>>28186490
>Implying Kurt Cobain was too intelligent for anything
>too introspective to enjoy life
>ugly
get plastic surgery
>neet
get education
>virgin
get hooker
Why don't robots do anything to change?
>>28185967
Because hookers are dirty, sex isn't worth paying for, plastic surgery is expensive and getting moar education requires determination/intelligence.
Would rather just watch Netflix and leach off mommy 25/8.
>>28186001
in other words, if you really wanted to change, you could do it. you just like the robot status too much.
>>28185967
>get plastic surgery
even more ugly now
>get education
and crippling debt
>get hooker
get herpes
