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Does anyone else here find longing for a girlfriend to be comfy without really actually wanting one? Lately I have found comfort in the loneliness. Whenever I actually think about what it would realistically be like to have a girlfriend, I always realize that it would be more stressful than anything. I feel that this type of suffering in particular is so addictive.
Thinking about this, it seems like sour grapes, which is kind of true. If I thought that I could maintain a gf, I would prefer that, but the inevitable constant worrying if she still likes you or not would eat me alive.
Not to mention that the type of girl most people on here want simply doesnt exist
The key is to get a girl that is less goodlooking than you. That way she will never leave
>>28176982
I have tried that. Got one that was maybe a 4. Still broke up with me after realizing that I couldn't pass a shit test.
Dear G,
I miss you.
Ayy my firstname start with a G too :^)
>>28176348
Then this message might be for you!
>>28176400
Is the G you're talking about a grill?
What's his name r9k?
Not an original comment
>>28176072
sage northcutt. He's a bad mma fighter with a weird family. he's also mormon.
>>28176114
he's hardly bad. hes got some skills on the feet and doesnt know what to do on the ground
he is so young its not a problem. he can learn
>>28176114
>mma fighter
thought he looked like a fag
do you faggots even tinder? i've had one for less than a week as a joke and have 50 matches. don't even have to message first. had qt3.14s in my inbox from day 1. will post proof if you faggots really want it.
I don't have asmartphone. It's stupid that you need one for it, just make a website and app.
>>28175549
there's no way to prove you're using your own pics
post proof then dumb ass
Do guys dislike clingy girls?
guys like girls
unless they are faggots, in that case they like guys.
>>28175431
They dislike you, that's for sure.
1. Don't come on /b/ for advice, you're gonna get destroyed.
2. All guys are into different kinds of girls. In my case, yes, I love clingy girls. Like all other traits though, some guys hate them.
![12993606_1019315684789141_1262830487382713036_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b54hgr6.jpg "12993606 1019315684789141 1262830487382713036 n[1]")
Normalfags actually consider this a challenge.
>>28175267
If I *only* have food and water (+ amenities), meaning no books, no music, a moderately affluent person might frankly not find it worth it.
Can I bring pictures of little girls so I can masturbate to them?
>no internet, cell phones, or tv
>says nothing about computer
I would just have stuff downloaded on my computer to do, or if I can't bring my PC I would bring an external drive with stuff on it. Easiest challenge ever.
What should I eat for dinner today?what ru having?
mom will probably bring me home some taco bell
>>28175238
Plus cheap lemon lime soda. :3
>tfw already ate a full pizza so I can't eat anything more
I'm the guy who posted this a few months back: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26023097/
Well, today happened. It really fucking happened.
I got the call about a week ago that "the shoot" was actually happening, and then another one last night. I was told that Nicole Aniston "wasn't available" and that Monique Alexander would be taking her place. I was also told to be clean, shaven around my crotch and to not "jerk off".
I was kind of disappointed that Nicole wasn't going to be there, but I checked out some porn of Monique. I was vaguely familiar with her, and I saw that she was redheaded, has tattoos along her right arm, side of her body and leg and a few others. Not really what I was expecting to lose my virginity to, but beggars can't be choosers.
Anyway, the next day came and I showed up at the hotel room they were using. I was asked if I'd already showered and said yes, then was told to strip all my clothes off and sit down on a chair (one of two set up).
They applied makeup all over me, and I do mean all over, to cover up any blemishes and imperfections. Including near my crotch and ass, and my forehead was covered in like an inch because it was broken out a bit with pimples.
Monique came in like halfway through, stripped off and sat in the chair next to me while another guy "went to work" on her. My eyes were too busy staring at her tits and cunt to really start any conversation. I was sitting feet away from a naked woman I was actually going to fuck... could hardly even breathe. But she snapped me out of that with a "Hi", then embarrassed I quickly looked upwards at her face.
There wasn't much makeup on it yet and I kind of jumped a bit when I saw her. Not ugly or anything, just really plain, and she also had a tiny bit of acne on her face (not as much as me though).
>>28174532
"Hi," I said back, almost stammering.
"Is this your first time doing porn?"
"It's my first time doing it and having sex at all, " I said, right as her right leg was being lifted so some makeup could be put around her crotch. I got a good look at her pussy, and the fact the makeup guy was covering up what looked like some pimples around one side of it. I tried not to think about it, and she kept talking.
"Oh, you're that virgin," she said. "It's THIS shoot, the one Nicole bailed on. I took it because I like a good challenge."
And she laughed a bit, and I didn't know whether to feel good or insulted. But I did feel like shit knowing that Nicole Aniston backed out of doing the shoot.
Moar OP, what was it like? Did you cum immediately?
>>28174532
Good for you but what's the point of telling us depressed and bitter virgins?
What exactly is it that separates humans from animals?inb4 "hurr durr we are aminals" *tips fedora*
I mean what is it that allowed us to (for the most part) assume control over the planet? Superior intellect? Opposable thumbs? Or the desire to obtain more than just food and water?
Discuss pls, I'm interested to see what my friends have to say.
I dunno
We make tools, maybe ?
>it's okay to kill animals and wear their fur
>its not okay to fuck them
I never got this
>>28173233
Self awareness, successful evolution, the ability to understand abstract concepts, the ability to communicate efficiently
I think I found something more pathetic than cuckolding.
Financial Domination.
>Men pay hundreds of dollars to women for the chance at maybe skyping with them for 30 minutes
Wow. Where do I sign up? This is hot!
If I was a woman, this is how I would scam people.
>>28173191
>Financial Domination.
So, marriage?
Found this on my stash.
Let's get rolling I guess.
*yawn*
sure, why not
>>28173114
What ever I get, I'm just going to nap for the next 3 hours
>>28173114
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Maybe this will actually make me do it.
Do you carry around a knife? if so please show
(stiletos, butterfly knives, pocketknives)
>>28172478
>I never leave home without my katana.
Why the fuck would I need a knife around town? I'm not a nigger.
>>28172505
to protect yourself from niggers who do have knives? duh
>>28172478
No because I'm a britbong and don't want to be arrested
Dog
>unsanitary
>appeals to unimaginative peasant-burgher
Cat
>clean
>appeals to the sensitive poet-aristocrat-philosopher
>is your mate rather than your slave
>>28172151
The cat isn't your slave because you're its slave.
Dog
>is fun
Cat
>is gay
/thread my own post
>>28172151
Cats don't have the knot
Dogs: 1
Cats: 0
Like fuck man, kv I can see. But khv...how has no one (other than your family) ever hugged you?
>>28171945
women are inferior you shouldnt have any contact with them, they arent rational and intellectual like men they are controlled by emotions they are worthless whores who only want chad dick and they hate good guys because they only care about money and big nigger dicks
take the redpill, sheeple
>>28171986
M8 how has that got to do anything with my question?
No one has hugged me, family included. It's easier than you think.
Have you guys just tried being yourself?
Yep. And that sure got me far.
I practice it everyday.
>>28171861
this man is turning me gay
