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So what is your escape plan /r9k/?
The world seems to become a little by little more hostile and cold everyday.
People became apathetic sociopaths with not a single sincere thought, and everything they say nowdays smells of fake and always the same recycled opinions nobody believes anymore but are just too afraid to have an opinion beyond ''neutral''.
We face an invasion of savage backwards camel fuckers that will most likely wind back the progress we made in a few centuries, well atleast in Europe.
Every move you make is tracked and recorded, every one of us is on a few lists, cant turn a corner in a city without avoiding being recorded on a camera and you cant post an unpopular opinion on 99% of websites without a little fear of having your life ruined.
We face overpopulation but only of subhumans because white people think they transceded animals and think of materialistic shit as more important that doing what they are supposed to wich is ofcourse fucking and reproducing, instead we aim towards being asexual beings that feed of light and multiply by divization like amoebas.
So us robots who are at the very bottom of the food chain, who literally cant live in the dystopia and got to the point of thinking about suicide 24/7....what are your escape plans? beside the fire emergency door of life which is suicide.
Im thinking of saving a few thousands, buying a nice tent, a van and high end survival tools that can resist a lifetime and move in the siberian tundra, maybe buy a patch of land in the middle of nowhere, buy some wood and build a nice comfy shack to live a short but happy life, also buy all the books you can with whatever you have left and read the remaining of your life.
If you stockpile necessities, you are really just collecting supplies for your nearest psychopath, because as soon as the shit goes down, he's gonna put a gun to your head and take it.
>>28145190
>beside the fire emergency door of life which is suicide
But this is the only suitable escape plan. At least the only one I can see.
I used to have escapist fantasies like your own, OP, but now could never summon up the energy. Serious question: What is it you think is going to be different for you when you're still alive but living in the middle of nowhere?
I'm not sure. I'm thinking about joining the military for a bit.
I am a sociopath, I think I'll fit in.
How can I get a bf who looks and acts like this?
http://youtu.be/RmW5mqNwTEo
>>28144904
You cannot.
You have my condolences.
>>28144904
I have a cat and an adidas tracksuit and I listen to weeb music. I can do that.
If you say no you are a picky stacey. I'm offering myself to you right now.
>>28144975
But you're a girl Eliza And same sex marriage is a sin
How do you measure up /r9k/?
Will you ever be able to satisfy a woman?
>>28144711
Beta fag level satisfaction.
She goes for BBC later.
>>28144711
apparently my dick is for "large girls and small cattle"
so what i can only satisfy fat girls?
>>28144899
It was made before fat girls were invented, it means tall women who have tall vaginas, and hipsome buxom girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGVtK2_5UYk
WHAT IS THIS
WHO'S CHILD IS THIS
WHY ARE THEY ON YOUTUBE
WHAT IS THIS
WHERE ARE THE PARENTS
Wow he is pretty self aware and funny. There's no way someone else isn't writing for him.
>nice looking house
I'd say the parents are kikes and are encouraging it
>>28144192
It's a her
origamikek
Trivialize a board's entire culture with muh
>/pol/
>muh kikes
>/r9k/
>single muhther
>/mu/
>muhsic
>/tv/
>muh flight plan
Sup Neetfags? Just got my unemployment approval. $420/wk! Dope. Never been NEET before. What should I do now that I have 6 months to sit on my ass?
>>28144038
Travel somewhere. I wish I had Neet bucks, along with my savings ID be rolling somewhere in the Pacific or Australia
>>28144066
This sounds fun. I've got like 10k in the bank. I was gonna buy a bunch of cocaine.
Smells like bullshit. What country? There's no way they give you that amount just for being NEET especially if you're male.
>tfw you are so ugly that it genuinely makes you suicidal
Guys I can't deal with this anymore. I've always hated my appearance but lately it's so bad that I am genuinely terrified of looking in the mirror. I also can't stop thinking about it, at least 2-3 times an hour. I feel like a monster
Sorry OP. I hope you become happy one day
>>28143584
do you have a fat face?
i just tell myself it's hyper energy stores for when i stop being a lazy piece of shit and that it's my fault i haven't subjected myself to enough high intensity exercise
Haven't looked in the mirror for 5+ years
Probably don't even recognize myself anymore
Fuck this just happened
>in uni lecture
>wearing tight track suit
>if i put my feet on the line of seats in front of me you can see the bulgrle
>girl in front of me suddenly stretches and turns around
>she sees it, makes a "uhhh ok" kinda face and slowly turns back to the projector
Fucking christ i also have a hole in these pants on the crotch area what should i do? Currently in class now
>if i put my feet on the line of seats in front of me you can see the bulgrle
>the bulgrle
>bulgrle
what did he mean by this?
>>28143210
It's good you posted a datestamp, otherwise I wouldn't have known that you were actually an anon
>>28143234
I mean the bulge of my penis because i'm wearing tight pants
>cripple cousin got caught for pizza
>cripple cousin got kicked out of work release dorm for not getting a work release, kept puking at interviews
>he's going straight to a real jail
>I have to help grandma move his car back to her house as he won't need it for a few years
Wh-what do they do to scabby toothless hikkes in jail?
He's tall at the very least, but he's also caustic and bitchy.
>>28142969
>caustic and bitchy
He'll change quick or die.
>>28142969
How cripple is he? Is he gonna be in a wheelchair in prison or will he just crawl around?
You'd think they'd have to put him in a special accomodation cell or something
>>28143093
He limps and shit, it's mostly his chronic puking and bedsores that physically fuck him up.
Does this summarize this board?
I do a lot of thing listed as GAMA but then again how can you quantify thing like "highly intelligent in one specific area" or "solid historical sense or world view"? I like to spend allot of my free time studying history and math but I always feel I'm not as smart as I think I am or at least not as wish I was.
Is this just bait to try and make me feel special?
So 80% of all men are betas?
>>28142915
Holy shit. The accuracy on this is too real m8.
Gud job.
>>28143910
80/20 that's right.
How do I become Chad?
Please help brobots
Bloxbloxblox
Join a gym and go Zyzz mode training for at least one year without messing up none of your meals
Develop interests that can be enjoyed by other people less open to non-normie shit, as in, you can still enjoy games and animus but take an interest in things such as music people are into or sports
learn how to speak without sounding like you're going to suffer a mental breakdown out of nervousness like a scared faggot
that sums it up basically
>>28142886
you also need to also have at least somewhat attractive facial aesthetics
if you're a 3/10 at best, weights are going to be the male equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig, but at least you'll be in shape
Sorry OP, you either have it in you or you don't
Give it to me straight senpai, is it as bad as it looks?
Just shave it off, mate. Bald is a good look. Balding isn't.
>>28142476
it's even worse, shave it all off
>>28142476
Fucked er' bud
Is there a possibility that with the realness of VR porn, we would get less spastic being within the physical vicinity of women/ people in general?
Like- potentially even more cocky than Chad... Because being surrounded by giant titted anime princesses that are within actual distance of you- being around an actual girl might feel less visceral and more familiar.
I would be amazed if this actually happened.
That would turn the tables real quick
Computer programs wouldn't judge you.
You'll still be just as autistic.
>>28142444
You can't compare anime tiddies to real women. Keep dreaming. If anything, men will become more autistic as they spend even more time with predictable cartoon personalities. Real people will seem more alien than ever if you adjust your perception of socialization with VR.
>Mornin' Anon! :3
>You want some hot cocoa?
>We're gonna have such a busy day today campaigning for Bernie!
>>28142306
>Bernie is a communist.
>You're a communist.
>Get out of my house you stupid bitch.
>>28142306
Get the fuck out of my house, you psycho bitch. This house is dedicated to Making America Great Again.
>>28142360
>her house
>DUDE YOU JUST GOTTA BE CONFIDENT!
It's true but not fake confidence, it has to be real confidence. People can sense when you're faking it and trying too hard.
>>28142097
post pussy pls
is that good confidence?
>>28142116
seconding this. its hard to take any female seriously when I haven't seen her naked
