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You wouldn't fuck a 6'7 girl.
I'm 6'7 too, so yes I would
of course i would, dont just assume things.
>>28160586
Most definitely, you're asking like anyone here wouldn't.
>tfw 5'4"
I've had fantasies like this where I dominate I tall girl and that will never happen, but it gets me hard every time.
I WANT A FUCKING MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY
mommy mommy ;_; please mommy aaaaaaaaaaa
>28159784
I love you, Mommy
I love you more than anything
Please, I'm scared... Hold me close
I can't feel my hands... It's dark in here- MOMMY! MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU??
>>28159906
this post made me fuckng vry i cant fucking seed the keyboard im FUCK YOU DFUCK YIU FSDFASFASFfasdfa why wh why why why fuck you i want to UFCKIGN dieeeeeeeee
>>28159784
>tfw no mommy gf to work hard for you while you stay home
>no mommy gf to come home and take care of me
>no mommy gf to cuddle with
ITT: We create new memes.
Here's mine, title: John-That settles it
this is a very solid meme, op
This meme is borgog
>>28158672
Error 28372: Meme is too small
Why are you so sad, /r9k/? You guys are always so down and depressed. Tell me your woes in green text.
>tfw no goth gf
>tfw blox
>>28158227
She is hot desu. Want her.
You don't really need a reason to be depressed.
Hey, can we get a uni feels thread going?
I'm about to get fucked over by a math test tomorrow that I should have been studying for for a month. I am most likely going to have all As and 1 F this semester and that's really fucking with me.
I"m already halfway into a handle of vodka and I'm waiting on a text from the weed man, considering just saying fuck it, and drinking/smoking myself to sleep and missing the test.
Could use some stories or some shit right now
I feel like these threads are non-inclusive to us community college goers
>>28157037
Nah, this one is inclusive my man, CC classes are basically the same, you just don't pay as much/get a degree a year or two quicker
>>28157009
>Math test
Math is a pretty large and diverse body of knowledge anon.
What kind of math in particular?
I would literally have zero reason to live without anime
nice
now get some good taste in anime
iktf
Anime is the only thing keeping me alive at this point. I'll watch a series, then watch nothing for a few weeks, I'll start feeling worse and more suicidal again, so I another series and I'm good for another couple of weeks.
>>28155344
I would still need to feed my parents but my quality of life would go down more than 75% if anime didn't exist.
>parents finally find piss bottles
>jack of at night
>put tissue on the end table
>wake up, tissue is gone
Fuck.
I'm guessing it was because we had guests over and mum didn't want them to see how much of a degenerate I am.
Just piss in the bathroom or is it too far?
>>28155510
>bath room
>re normi pls no
Find a flaw. Go on
>>28155148
His cock has been mutilated
>circumcised
lol
>>28155148
Poor delt/pecs
What do y'all think is the best form of suicide? My personal opinion is heroin overdose. Everyone whose been saved from one says that it felt warm and cozy while they were losing conciousness. Why try anything else?
>>28155074
Double gunshot + capsule poison + exposure/drowning/hanging (your choice dep. on how you want to be found).
/thread
>>28155074
Head on train tracks
>>28155102
You don't think that drowning or hanging would be too painful? Both of those sound like they would hurt, anon.
How do you define "maturity"?
First in line for a femdom gf
Will do anything
>tfw no dominant gf who makes me rub her feet everyday
>>28155507
What else do you want her to make you do for her?
How the hell did this manlet faggot fuck so much top quality pussy yet your average robot hasn't?
>inb4 m-money, t-the fame
Because it's Prince.
>>28154770
>inb4 m-money, t-the fame
Well yeah.
He could sing and was fucking rich.
Height don't mean shit at that point.
>>28154770
Charisma and style.
Who /mischief/ here?
>mum asks me to get her a cold glass of water
>get her water from the tap that isn't even cold
>"have a nice day!"
>have bad day instead
>teacher told me i was smart and would grow up to be successful
>cultivate anti-intellectualism and resign to being a professional failure instead
>>28154540
I used to be the biggest mischief master
>Be 13 (2006-2007)
> Start catfishing before it became a thing
> Sign up for adult dating website
> Trick a few grown women into sending me nudes by pretending to be 10/10 Chad
Pic related is one of them. Didn't save any others because I'm a moralfag
Who here got some great game music to listen to?
>++ for 90's nostalgia, those were simpler NEETer times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZrN-m7VJA
>>28154277
PREPARE FOR COMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08gE5EVKmM
>>28154277
Best gaming soundtrack of all time right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLpjPht5mvg
>>28154371
Great taste anon
Decisive battle and Magitek Factory are my favorites
>Go to an hospital
>See this
Would you?
Put muh dick in it.
No but seriously what is that?
someone please explain
bloxxxxxxxxxxx
It looks like one of those "organic robots" that Japan and shit make
>You'll meet women and friends at work
you'll meet people like yourself in college and be lifelong friends
>be kind to people, they'll notice and be kind back to you
absolute lies
>>28152643
Permission to save that pepe m'lord?
