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Have you ever known someone who went from robot to Chad or vice versa?
If so how did they do it?
>>28164941
Zyzz.
He tried lifting. It worked for him.
You already know the response Chad is going to tell you
"be yourself" "be confident" "just ask a girl out"
This is pointless, like curing cancer there is a special treatment for everyone, no universal solution
>>28164941
I kinda did
I have no Idea how I guess I just got good looking.
What is the best age to have kids?
never
originado desu
>>28164278
This, basically.
Children are actually just the longest-term insurance policy, but more often than not, they're fuck ups that make your life miserable for 20 something years.
No one on this board should be passing on their flawed, garbage genes.
27-33
Who here /coolbecausetheysmoke/ here?
>inb4 stop making this thread
>>28164115
Been doing that for 3 years
>now I do it because i feel shit if i dont
Didnt realise i had an addictive personality
>>28164137
Started smoking to relieve stress
Now if I don't have one I have meltdowns
Enjoy your lung cancer, idiots
25+ robots, how are you doing?
Are you NEET? Employed? KHV?
Are you happy where you're at?
What are you doing to change your life? Are you trying to?
Are you a reformed robot?
>mfw this board will still be around so long that the desperate wizard virgins suck one another off at some gay meetup.
I remember when that photo used to shock me. I don't even flinch anymore.
>>28163915
>and everyone lived happily ever after
>Tfw everything makes you mad
>Nothing to calm down>Tfw nothing is fun
>tfw nothing makes you feel
>tfw nothing to awake emotions in you
>tfw nothing is fun
>>28163476
Why being alive then?
Shut the fuck up weeb, you don't know what you are talking about
memes will always be fune
>tfw ran out of toilet paper
>can't afford any more until next week
Do you guys think that a doctor will give me some if I go in and say this printer paper is tearing up my ass?
>>28163051
Easiest thing in the world to steal
>>28163051
JUST use tissues and throw them away in a trash can, or shower after every poop.
>>28163051
Be a degenerate and go into public bathrooms and take the rolls, get a few nice bigguns from mc dees and you'll be set for a month
I'm interesting in hearing how much you guys receive in benefits per month?
$2,500 USD a month here. This amounts to about $1,750 USD after taxes.
What about you/your country?
I get nothing and I can't even apply for any.
>>28162819
benefits from what?
russia
0
>>28162855
2.
a payment made by the state or an insurance scheme to someone entitled to receive it.
"part-time jobs supplemented by means-tested benefits"
synonyms: social security payments, social security, state benefit, unemployment benefit, government benefit, benefit payments, public assistance allowance, welfare, insurance money, sick pay, pension; charity, donations, gifts, financial assistance; informalthe dole; informalthe buroo, the broo
"there is new hope for those who are dependent on benefit"
>tfw fear of intimacy
Are there anons who never had gf/bf and at the same time avoid any chances to get one because they're scared of this stuff?
I took me a good 25+ years to realize, while I'm definetly shit tier boyfriend material, I never even tried because I could never trust anyone.
>>28162585
Yeah. I have constant tension that something will go wrong with it.
>>28162585
I'm scared of relationships but fine with random sex.
>tfw your boss is a 21 year old Stacy
I'm 24, and some girl with a 4 year old son can somehow join the company (at manager level) I've been working at for 6 years, and instantly have complete and utter authority over me.
I feel humiliated.
>>28162579
Sorry anon, that is a sucky feel. I've been in a similar boat and its shit.
is she competent?
you know what's really humiliating?
she prob does a better job than you
>went to concert
>had the best time of my life
>Come home
>Life continues
Back to normal life
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>normal life
>normal
REEEEEEEEEE TBHONEST
>go to sleep
>no feelings
>wake up
>depression everywhere
>going to live events
>"robot"
>probably claims hes lonely too
fuck off my board
6'5 seems too tall, some people can pull it off. But any higher and you just get into lanky alien freaks. 6'2-6'3 are good, but a little too stocky, and almost annoying with how close they are to 6'4 but NOT quite 6'4.
Generally 6'4 seems like the happy medium.
>>28161996
OkCupid confirms.
to be honest you can just work out and build yourself if you're too tall, better than being a manlet
>>28161996
>>28161996
6'2 is ideal height, to be honest 6'0 is ideal objectively for PvE but 6'2 is best for PvP to AMOG them so it's worth it despite the slight diminishing returns of lankletism and risk of longer midface, but to take it to the extreme of 6'4 or more then the risk of lankletism and long/ugly midface become too great that it's worse than 6'2
Daily reminder that God loves you
Thanks I guess
[spoilers]you too[/spoiler]
>>28161968
He's just very abusive, that's all
Why would he love a disgusting sinner who doesn't even worship him.
I feel like he doesn't give a shit about me.
Why are guys so creepy on social media?
Most guys are creepy, they just hide it better in real life because there are more consequences.
Even Chads are creepy, they just never have to be creepy because they are so successful.
There is a small percentage of males who are mature and self-actualized and have transcended creepiness, but they are rare and even they will lapse now and then.
>>28161818
Why do you have to ask stupid questions?
>>28161818
Because they, like, um like um, aren't as normal and nerdy as channing tatum!? Ahahahaha!? Men have life on easy mode! I wish I was a man! Only 7/10's buy me stuff!? Ahahaha! LIKE SO AWKWAAARRRD
I want to have my boipussy filled with bully cock
>always bullied people in school and now at work
>not gay
>some fags actually fetishize it
>>28161614
Better be in Illinois so I can bully your little boy pussy
>>28161614
Me too Anon, me too.
Origano paprikash
>Hey anon, what are you doing on that computer all the time?
>tfw you just played an aif game using that model
the fuck
>talk to other people online on an anonymous forum.
legitimately answered this to a girl who asked me that question. too bad i was young and stupid back then and lost my cool when she kept on asking more questions.
>>28160808
I've been asked this question multiple times in the past and I genuinely didn't have an answer. Like I can spend hours on my computer and not actually *do* anything
