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already halfway through the week edition
Bank holiday has really messed me up
Want to move to Manchester, which parts are decent?
>>28316284
Canal street is alreet
>>28316269
how do I cure oneitis
>>28316348
Escorts and hentai
>>28316284
Move to me. I'll suck your dick and make you dinner afterwards
>>28316366
They're like 100 quid an hour though
That's 1 month of my disposable NEETbux
>>28316433
Don't insinuate that you're me NEET
Gonna post some videos from my many, many YT likes to keep the thread alive. Not all at once obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmksUshjPk
I took some time today to stop and look at how ugly I was in the mirror. Hurts.
>>28316572
I haven't looked in the mirror for years
Caught my reflection the other day in some glossy plastic. Ended up cutting my arms because of it
>>28316572
>>28316638
I need to fix myself before I get to this point I'm still not this far gone.
Pray for me lads.
>>28316638
pakipoo?
Is that you?
>>28316791
Good god no
Lads would you like to see the jacket I bought for my late night walks?
It would look fucking awful to wear casually but makes me feel like yung lean to wear at night.
>>28316638
You can't have that much of an ugly face if all you have to do is 'fix' yourself.
>>28316931
meant for >>28316783
oc oc oc oc
>>28316931
Not him but my face would be attractive if I didnt always have dead inside/tired eyes plus uneven eyebrows.
What could be so wrong with your face its unfixable?
>>28316992
You can't 'fix' an inherently unattractive face.
>>28317057
Sure you can, wax your eyebrows, get skinny, get a decent haircut. Sure youll never be james dean but you can still be considered good looking.
If you have the money theres always plastic surgery
>>28317100
>just wax your eyebrows bro!
Get out of here with that just b urself shit, if you can't fathom that some people are born without the potential to be attractive you're completely removed from reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejOW9bwXfiE
Just thought I'd post another video for you chaps.A late night pick me it is not.
>>28316302
kek
more liek anal street amirite
Some Portuguese lads came into work today lads I was speaking my Portuguese to them felt fulfilling.
>Republican Ted Cruz officially suspends his campaign after losing the #IndianaPrimary
>>28317182
I think his point is that you have to do the best with what you're given. Yes you'll still be ugly, but you can minimize it or make it less noticeable
>>28317330
Yes, but that doesn't make you attractive does it?
>>28317334
It makes you more attractive. Might make you desirable to fattys or other uglys.
Post a pic of your face mate ill tell you what to do little man!
>>28317334
I literally said
>you'll still be ugly
>>28317385
Then you're agreeing with me. You can improve an unattractive face, but you can't fix it to become attractive, which was the original point in >>28317057.
>>28317318
My crush used to say "yikes" and "jinkies" and it was the cutest thing ever.
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, PRICK!
Went to tesco before closing time and found 5 packets of nice sandwiches on offer for 9p each (cheese) and 10p (tuna).
Well good deal that is, they're normally a quid or 1.50 each.
>>28317611
Jesus christ lad
Thats fucking grim
FFS LADS TO ADD TO EVERYTHING ELSE U NOW HAVE DANDRUFF
FS looks like your all asleep. Im off to brit on int
Just rang Virgin to find out why I can't watch Netflix. Been trying to watch a 90 minute film for about 2 hours. Stops to buffer constantly and dropping out.
Told me that there was no problems and that all was working well.
Told them that they were talking shit and that I don't pay so much to not be able to do something as simple as watch a fucking film when I get home from work.
They kept repeating that they were showing that everything is fine and they don't know what my issue could be.
Pic very fucking related.
>>28318139
Reset your internet then or something.
Jesus you sound like a little bitch, ringing them at 3am and shouting "Uh my videos buffering, I WORK PART TIME I DEMAND MY ANIME"
It happens, get over it.
>>28318200
>Reset your internet then or something.
Oh why didn't I think of that? I probably should have done that shouldn't I? Moron.
Good argument, but try working 65 hours a week instead of grabbing bennies with your filthy cum stained fingers.
You don't understand why this is irritating because you don't actually pay for anything yourself. When you spend money on a service you expect to get what you pay for. Once you grow up and do things for yourself instead of mummy doing everything for you then you will understand concepts like this. I hope you realise how silly you are then.
Also anime is cancer and even suggesting that I would sink that low is insulting.
Peace out kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNgOeqBKQU
Remember todon't bother you're going to die anywayif you hear these sounds.
>>28318727
I can only hope so, any release from this misery without having to take responsibility would be welcome
WHO TF UP THO
SMASH IT
>>28319665
I'm not smashing any "it". However, yes, I am still up.
>>28319665
smashed tbdesu
>>28319665
not sure why i am up, but here i am.
shitty dead thread where the fuck are all the NEETs
Night shift worker here, currently listening to vaporwave, reading mango amd drinking tea, should sleep soon but meh
>>28322353
What mango lad?
>>28322441
Kimi no iru machi
Saw it on recommended after reading suzuka and fuuka, so far. It's generic.
Feeling a very empty
Post waifus
Exam in 2 hours lads
I'm fucked
>>28323365
NVQ Level 1 Hair and Beauty?
>>28323533
Waste Management Foundation year
>>28323588
I'm disappointed lad, you could've done me proud sticking those sparkly talons to washed up old barslags.
>>28323588
Well if you're on here talking to us, you should be good at dealing with trash.
>>28323014
>me on the left
I want to carry on dreaming forever.
>could have gotten a 1st in my degree of ID really tried
>will probably finish with a 2.1 because I dossed about on my dissertation
Fucks sake lads
>>28317464
Shaggy?
Origcommt
>>28318476
I work full time mate, nice to no you're that upset though.
Cheer up kid.
Fred don't die please fred
anyone else find themselves become /indoctrinatedwagecuck/?
For years I would pine for my former NEETdom. Only when I recently lost money through certain incidents, did I realise that the intense state of loss felt, was a manifestation of avariciousness
>>28324868
Stfu please ty xx
>>28316269
I'm a /pol/ack autist who's a UK citizen but live in kangaroo land. I want to move to the UK, where is a place that has jobs, nice scenery and no pakis?
>>28325269
Pick two of the three.
>>28323014
Forever and ever!
Just drank an Asda cafe latte, it was pretty nice desu.
>>28325269
All mutually exclusive. No such place exists here. To get jobs you need a cit,y which means pakis.
>>28325269
I have the nice scenary and no asians but no jobs, it's pretty much pick 2
>usual vendor out of oxy
>all other vendors prices are extorionate or theyre outside of UK (delivery will take too long)
>rest of vendors charge extortionate prices here
Fuck sake lads
>>28325453
Did I mention their prices are extortionate
I hate shitting.
It always takes me so long to clean, its like no matter how many times I wipe theres still shit on the paper.
just bought a thinkpad t420 lads
living the /g/ life
Lads, why are all these COD games futuristic Sci Fi shite. I don't want another game about space. I want the old comfy decent single player games with good solid online play. Not another fucking shit tier space game. I know COD is a normie game but it used to be comfy. Fucking Re-Eeeeee
>>28325481
Sounds like you need a better diet matey.
>>28323588
POO IN LOO
That'll be 30,000 please.
>>28325612
Yeah and more sunlight, more vegetables, more exercise and less sugar.
But what's the point, honestly?
>>28317976
>>28318128
NICE TO SEE I STILL HAVE FANS
>>28325729
You keep using a different trip everytime you post lad. Pick one.
>>28323014
Need to go into town today, ugh. Maybe I will buy rum to make it better.
who here /starwarsmarathon/
going to see my normie brother for the first time in ages to watch them but its cool because he wont have any normie friends around
am i gay if wank over femboys?
normal gay porn still disgusts me
think i'm a bit confused t b h
>>28325971
Star Wars is fucking wank, never seen the appeal at all.
When it first came out I imagine it was pretty groundbreaking obviously but the last 4 have been terrible. I saw the latest one at the cinema and I seriously regret wasting 2 hours of my life.
The only good thing to come out of the Star Wars franchise is KOTOR and Battlefront 2
Have an exam tomorrow morning
Been shitposting all day instead of studying. Should be ok though, it's fairly easy
>>28325987
You're probably just attracted to feminine people desu. Which isn't really gay
At least that's what I've been telling myself
>>28326133
episode 7 is the worst in the series
the original trilogy are pure kino
>tfw your daki cover arrived and your mum opened it thinking it was the fucking curtains she ordered despite having your name on the parcel
>>28326310
So kill yourself? What do you think moaning about it here will accomplish?
>>28325987
You're prison gay
London lads - how are you voting tomorrow?
For me:
1. Ukip
2. Labour
Boris was bearable because of the bantz. No way I'm voting for the posh twat this is Zacharias (derived from the Hebrew Zekharyah) Goldsmithberg.
>>28326487
ah yes very impressive let a muslim run your city then
>>28326487
Jews > Muslims
For all you need to know about Khan, look at who he took to court during his time as a lawyer; police, universities, secretary of state, home secretary, the UK itself. He is a quisling.
>>28326503
Muslim or a Jew. Not exactly the best choice.
Muslim mayor will make us a joke, true, but he'll divert funds to welfare/benefits.
Zac on the otherhand? He'll drain our shekels and send it straight to Israel. At least with Sadiq the money stays in our economy.
Oh and Zacs latest gaf... What is he trying to achieve, just say you appreciate Bollywoods influence, not say you love it and JUST when asked about your favorites.
>>28326487
Mental how people like you are allowed to vote
No wonder everything is shite and we will all die alone and miserable
Cunt
>>28326487
>anti-semite
>votes labour
what a surprise
>>28326503
>>28326531
>>28326539
Oy veyyyy don't vote for the anti-semite it'll be anotha' shoah I tell ya!
Vote Goldsmith he'll make Tel Av- err London prosperous again!
Why are women predisposed to murdering children?
>>28326487
1. ukip
2. Britain first
>>28326592
Because it makes their lives easier
>>28326487
I thought anti-semitism was a meme?
1 chance in life, not born /britbong/
>>28326631
By Dawkins' definition of meme it is.
>>28326487
I've got like 5 leaflets through my door telling me to vote Caroline Pidgeon, i mean honestly how can she expect to win when everyone knows londoners fucking hate pidgeons
>>28326665
Did you get that booklet with all their manifestos?
There was like a womans only party - how the fuck do they expect to win?
>>28316284
moss side
>>28326711
All the muslims in London won't vote for a woman
>>28326643
Bad weather, shitty people, boring food.. why the fuck would you want to be
I ended up wanking in my chastity device and then again 2 times this morning before I got out of bed
It was a low point for me, not my lowest point but enough to get across the point that I need to change and get my shit together
The only reason I'm doing this sissy shit is because I don't have a project to work on at the moment, so I got caught up in this mess because it made me feel like I had a purpose again
The only solution is to go back to phishing
Can't believe I wasted 200 quid on this crap
Should probably destroy it all but "purging" is really cliche
>>28326769
why not pick up programming or building stuff as a hobby?
>>28326746
>the muslims in London won't vote for a woman
^ clearly doesn't understand the teachings of islam
>>28326783
>programming or building stuff
I can't do that stuff
Not being able to do things or struggling agitates me, I would end up looking for an escape route and end up back in panties or doing something else that I could easily do to relax me
>>28326791
but thats literally a fact
>>28326751
Boring food hasn't applied since mass immigration from all corners of the world became a thing and supermarkets started stocking everything.
Native home cooking is wank yea, but there's no excuse to be eating that crap anymore.
Expensive and overcrowded are other reasons this country is shit
>>28326819
>no muslim country in the world has a female leader
:^)
>>28326810
>clearly does't understand the teachings of islam
>>28326817
building stuff is piss easy, build your self a desk or something
>>28326819
>but thats literally a fact
>just ignore 2 of the largest Muslims countries and Turkey
>>28326840
>cockroaches
>gender
>religion
>>28326875
>>cockroaches
>>gender
>>religio
If robots have no bf, the solution is half of /britfeel/ becomes gf's for the other half
>>28326893
but we want bfs, not gfs?
>>28326883
I think I hear acmed raping you sister
That is not poleaboo
>>28326911
faggots out
you can just hop on grindr
>>28326947
breeders out
you can just hop on tinder
>>28326931
>I think I hear acmed raping you siste
>>28326959
yeah no, women have standards
gays don't
>>28326964
>siste
>>28326971
I can tell you've never attempted to date guys.
Get real
>>28327004
>change orientation to gay on okc
>suddenly get a flood of messages
yeah mate, fag promiscuity is a meme right?
>>28327024
Never said it was a meme. I agree that faggots are generally whores. That only applies to people who are socially skilled and most importantly, attractive though
However, you must have been attractive to receive a "flood" of messages, so if you can manage that with guys, you can manage that with women, in which case, you're a disgusting normie and need to leave
>>28327046
Well you can't because women have standards, unlike gays. You need more than just a pretty face for a woman to message you.
>mcm coming up in 2 weeks
>no one to go with
It was over before it began
Poleaboos dad wanted him to email a form over to his insurance people
Poleaboo told him to leave it with him and he'd do it later that day
This wasn't good enough for his dad so he kept insisting that he do it right that very second
Poleaboo told him to fuck off or he wouldn't do it all
His dad kept pestering him and then started having a go about him playing babies games (hearthstone) and not looking for a job
Poleaboo told him that he definitely wasn't doing it for him now
His dad also banged on about it being an quick and easy job, Poleaboo responded with "if it was so simple you could have done it yourself in the time you spent arguing with me"
His dad is really mad now, threatened to smash up Poleaboos laptop
>>28327113
What's MCM?
>>28327132
poleaboo why do you have so little respect for your dad? I'd never speak to mine like that, what has he done to make you hate him or are you just an entitled little shithead?
>>28327089
>women have standards, unlike gays
Now this is a meme. Try and date guys off grindr. See how well you do.
>You need more than just a pretty face for a woman to message you.
You literally don't.
Attractiveness is all that matters.
>>28327145
London Comic Con.
Ive only been once because I never have anyone to go with
a dog is barking
>>28327221
Oi tell your mum to allow it lad, she needs to be quiet in mornings senpai
>>28326751
Bitches love a good accent
>>28327113
>>28327191
I went to one in 2013 with an anon from /v/
it was pretty bad desu, all /co/ shit and hardly any weeb stuff
>>28327240
The average brit sounds like this >>28327237
Nothing like they sound in films
gang gang
Actually cant wait for my hair to grow back, I went from a 5 to a -9 when I saved it.
>>28327152
Because he has little respect for me
He gets pissed off whenever someone doesn't do what he wants, he sweet as pie before that when he's trying to convince you but then he gets really ugly
Right now he is just sitting in Poleaboos room, watching him apply for jobs and shitpost
Gonna play Hearthstone again in a bit to piss him off
>>28327245
At least you could get someone to go with you
>>28327284
he was polish and very /pol/ tire
he went cosplaying a happy merchant, his friends were pretty normie tier though and we couldn't really weeb out
Just did a mock driving theory test.
Got 98%
reckon i still fail the final thing though
>>28327280
can you blame him?
His son grew up to be a failed Muslim, virgin, pervert with a no job, no money and a shit fetish
>>28327297
I got 100% on my actual driving theory test 1st attempt and then crashed the car in the test drive.
>>28327291
You dont understand anon
Someone is better than no one
>>28327169
Within 5 minutes of going on grindr I got messaged. Didn't even have a picture up.
That doesn't work for women. You need to approach them for a start, they don't come to you.
Gays have very litle self-awareness and don't care how they are perceived, which means they will gladly suck off a fat guy if they fancy a bit of cock. Women won't, she will expect to be wined and dined before allowing you even a kiss goodnight.
Gays are just more degenerate.
>>28327191
It's just a shit car boot sale, there's nothing conventional about it.
>>28327301
Poleaboos dad just left in a huff, kicked his shit on the ground and slammed the door
Stupid fucker couldn't answer why it was so important that Poleaboo drop everything and it was done that very second
The closest he got to an answer was that there was no guarantee that he would do it later (basically calling me a liar and lazy)
Left making some threat about me better not messing up the house
>>28327301
>His son grew up to be a failed Muslim, virgin, pervert with a no job, no money and a shit fetish
his fault
He barely took an interest in raising me
I learned nothing from him
>>28327245
It's not a weeb convention. MCM stands for Movie and Comic Media.
>>28327361
why don't you get a job to make him happy though, I mean then you could move out and not have to deal with him anymore, getting a job would solve most of your problems
>>28327438
>get a job
because that's so easy, right?
Even ignoring Rochdales high unemployment, there's also the matter of the criminal record, even warehouses can be picky about that these days
>>28327454
You know I could probably convince my dad to hire you like he did me but you seem like a piece of shit who'd just complain and not do any work you're an entitled like faggot
>>28327454
getting a job is easy as pissing mate
I put myself down as a reference and said I wanted to be the CFO by next year and I got it
>Bus timetable said the buses were at 13:39 and 13:54
>One just went past at 13:46
The state of this country lads, I swear
I just found out my grandad had 2 families. One with my nan where he had my dad and another one in Scotland. So I have 3 Scottish uncles I didn't even know about.
>>28327474
Poleaboo loves working
He worked like an animal at the amusement park, worked 15 days straight with only 15 minute breaks on 8 hour shifts despite only being paid for around 7 hours
>>28327487
Fuck off
Every job has 100+ applicants, they don't even bother sending me rejection emails
>>28327506
How many jobs have you applied for today?
>>28327535
9
Job Centre appointment on Monday so gotta start filling up that workbook
>>28327506
I agree for once, i got all cs which I know isnt that good but I was told I had to get my ds up to a c if I wanted to get a job..
Can I get a job?
Can I fuck
Have I applied to absolutely everything?
Yes
>>28326538
>Muslim mayor will make us a joke, true, but he'll divert funds to welfare/benefits
knew all the dole scroungers were muslim cunts
fuck off
>>28327280
what have you done to earn his respect you little cretin
Poleaboo just pissed off his dad again
Told him to fuck off repeatedly and to go back to Pakistan
Definitely got under his skin
>>28327674
I got shitty parents too
Booking a weekend in New York for my gf's birthday. What's better 1st class or business class on the aeroplane?
What you guys doing with your day so far?
>Going to get a prescription soon
>Clean bird crap off the motor
>Might order a couple of fans
>>28327687
let her go in first class and you take the worst, hopefully she will find a girl man in first class and get rid of you
>Voicemail
>It's from a job application
>They wish to discuss further concerning my application
>Great!
>Please call back
Oh no.
Being called is pretty awkward but I can deal with that, but calling others. Ahh.
Well, time to brave it, I guess.
I have symptoms of depression lads
>>28327734
Who the fuck doesnt
Might get a takeway since I skipped dinner and lunch yesterday (though I did gorge on 4 packs of crisps at night time)
>>28327705
Same for Poleaboo though he never calls back, it's impossible
>>28327493
>went past
So it wasn't stopping there, which means the timetable is correct.
Haven't been to the gym in like 4 weeks
Fucks sake I'm a fat weak mess
>>28327687
not a very good attempt at bait this brother
>>28327833
Same lad, I used to be really consistent with it. Exams have shafted me.
At least I'm a skinny weak mess, though that's not much consolation
Fuck it lads going to make some eggy bread and watch some louis Theroux
>>28327687
1st
once went to America on Virgin premium economy and was treated like a king, can't even imagine how good 1st is
>>28327885
I'd rather be fat than skinny desu
And this is coming from someone who was 110lbs at 5'10
>>28327890
A decent answer thanks famila
>>28327778
And then you blame 'Rochdale's unemployment'. You're not even willing to take the opportunities in front of you.assuming this Poleaboo isn't an imposter
>>28327931
you a billionaire or something la?
>>28327948
No just saved up some money to take her away for her birthday and want to make it special
>>28327979
would not do that if I was you mate
do not go first class just go economy
>>28327999
Don't want to go economy for a long flight
>>28328019
mate
if you're going with virgin on BA economy will be 1000x better than anything you get on easy jet
trust me, it's great, no point in paying for anything over premium econ
>>28328019
why not save the money for when you're actually out there you mong, a nice hotel or more spending money
dopey cunt
>>28328060
Thanks for the advice, I'll look into it
>>28328078
Already factored in spending money and hotel so not a problem.
>>28328101
but you could have more, just save your money you utter mong
the fact that you don't know the difference between 1st and business tells me the experience will be lost on you
your girlfriend must be a proper uptight cunt if you feel the need to spend these ridiculous amounts of money to impress her, the bitch is going to NY for christs sake
>>28328116
Money isn't an issue though its about the experience for her
>>28328137
oh my christ you utter cretin
>>28328116
You sound like someone who has never loved anyone or had someone love them familia don't be so bitter you tight cunt.
>>28328137
like I said, if you need to spend ridiculous sums of money in order for her to enjoy herself then you're either a billionaire or a stupid cunt (my money's on the latter)
>>28328137
I think it's good anon, if you can afford it then go for it senpai
>mum talking about my brother who is moving in with his gf
>how she will miss him etc
>turns to me and says
>"at least one of my children will never move out"
>they all laugh
>>28328188
are you dumb? this lad is about to spend a ridiculous sum of money on something trivial
the experience of going to NY should be enough for him to prove his love to her, he shouldn't have to shell out thousands to go first class as well
I think he underestimates how nice the economy seats are on trans-atlantic flights
>>28328191
>my money's on the latter
Jesus I hate that.
>>28328183
>>28328191
You don't understand
>>28328201
Thanks senpai
>>28328216
It's not something trivial though it'sthough it's literally a once in a life time thing for some people and is part of the experience. If I go to Spain and buy first class maybe it's a bit unnecessary but a once in a life time thing then go all out.
>>28328225
>>28328243
when all's said and done you'll realise what a waste it was when you could have put yourselves up in a nicer hotel. That's where it matters
>>28328253
What happens if I already have an amazing hotel? Then you are gonna say spending money. If its all factored in and he can afford the first class then I see no problem in it.
Got viciously attacked by a seagul today, the cunt also stole my sandwich.
>>28328287
whatever mate, spend your money how you like
I just know from flying to america before that it's a big waste but you do you
>>28316464
how do you come across so many videos anon?
Rewatching misfits
Am I the only person who didnt like the new radio head song?
>>28326964
Here ya go autist. Have a (you). Consider it to be an electronic pat on the head for being a good boy.
>>28328078
lul fuck spending an extra 1k+ on a flight for first class. If you want to spend 300 for a special flight to the US/Japan or something yea sure, but first class is pissing away money
I'm off to Sevilla in a few weeks, 37squid for a return ticket+free accommodation at a friends. I'll prob spend less than a week in London
>>28328356
jesus he really upset you didnt he?
>>28328356
exactly
084048398493original
>>28328372
just blogging my experiences
>>28319665
AINT 2 LATE
3:30 PM REAL RESPONSIBLE ADULT HOURS WHO TF UP??????
Holy fuck, think I might get pissed
This boredom and depression is excruciating
>>28328474
Download Rosetta Stone and learn a new language instead.
![1462367174476[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/btQgCer.jpg "1462367174476[1].jpg")
Its happening guys.
please for the love of god go register to vote online because I know you neets wont go to the polling stations.
heres the link to register.
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>>28328601
Its happening guys.
please for the love of god go register to vote online because I know you neets wont go to the polling stations.
heres the link to register.
>Summer break
>students will need to re-enrol for the next academic year
Looks like phishing is back on the menu
>>28328601
I really like the design they've gone with on the gov.uk website, it's nice and simple
>>28328598
What kind of a fucking awful suggestion is that
Jesus christ
I'm 2 cans in, go fuck yourself
>>28327916
Same as you 5'10 used to be skinny then I got fat because I've been lifting but stopped but continued to eat. Losing weight is hard desu.
>>28328601
>"There can be no democratic choice against European treaties"
- Jean-Claude Junker, President of the European Commission.
>>28328736
Already did today, twice. Why? Wanna join me big boy?
>>28323014
got myself a can of custard.
>>28328904
weeeeeeeewlad.
I made a came because I had a headache, is always the best fix.
>>28316269
>Thought today was tuesday
>Read the OP
>Mouse over the time on my desktop
>"Wednesday"
>For fuck sake
Didn't need to feel this, my two days a week at work got one day closer.
Shotgunning cans of kronenbourg
Reminds me of the times I had with the lads
I'm a literal 8/10 and I'm miserable getting pissed on my own (again) what the fuck is wrong with me
Drugs will fuck you up kiddos, remember that
>>28329035
fuck off spaghettio
>>28328967
Makes it worse for me lad
Got loads of these tiny white hairs on my face, in the perfect shape as to where my beard should be
Do these eventually change into normal darker, longer hairs as I get older?
>>28329079
Shave them and repeat
One day they will mate
>>28329045
Sorry my misfiring synapses can't comphrend your intention of this post, please direct them towards my drug counsellor
>>28329111
Apparently the 'shaving turns your hair darker' thing is an absolute myth
>>28329057
probably wouldn't help if you were all dehydrated and shit, for me personally I often get headaches when I need a shit, I think the toxins leak back from my colon, so going for a shit usually fixes it.
failing that a couple of anadin extra take about 20 mins to work.
much better than normal cheap paracetamol.
Think I just saw a cat get run over
Was on my bike and a little white cat ran out from under a hedge in front of me on a pretty quiet village road, I slowed down a little to let it pass and there was a Corsa heading the other way, the cat didn't see it and just kept trotting ahead to the pavement
Didn't turn my head to see if it did get hit but it definitely looked like it was going to connect
The guy behind the wheel must have seen it and it was an empty road, why didn't that cunt just slow down for 2 seconds
There's a new girl started at work and she's not old. Looks like a new oneitis for me in a few weeks, lads.
>>28323014
>that transition from being hungry, to feeling like my stomach is going to rupture, to being hungry again
I think that is what I like about doing it~
>Work in a bar
>Few local businesses come in after work to discuss shit and have meetings over a few drinks occasionally
>Come in for a couple of months and get on a first name basis with some of them
>Constantly invite me out with them on nights out and shit
>Come on next time like ohhh anon we didn't see you at X? Couldn't make it? :(
>Even groups of literal girls do this
Is this shit fucking normal?
Christ I just want to do my job and then go mong out watching a video game stream afterwards or something without being called out on it by bloody customers the next day
>>28329485
pics please tilde~
>>28329184
Didn't even know that was a myth, that just sounds retarded. People do say that shaving makes your beard grow back quicker but that's also a myth
Night walk jacket
Occc
Life is pointless when you're alone
Thinking of taking up drinking. Won't make things better but it won't make it worse either
>>28329647
Looks like those Power Rangers jackets chavs used to wear where each member of their crew would get a different colour.
>>28329768
>Life is pointless
FTFY
Do you know who your town mayor is?
Does anyone really care?
>>28329781
At least with people in your life you can give yourself some purpose.
>>28329768
People are strange, when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly, when you're alone
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
FACES COME OUT OF THE RAIN
WHEN YIOU'RE STRANGE
NO ONE REMEMBERS Y OUR NAME
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
WHEN YOU'RE-
>>28329782
president cameron?
>>28329503
>I want to go mong out watching a video game stream
Clearly not otherwise you would, you're just a normie that shouldn't be posting here.
>>28329782
Our mayor walks around in bright red trousers and and is hell bent on gentrification and making it literally impossible to move about the city by anything other than foot
>>28329768
I drink if i don't have work. Gives me something to do in the evening
Sup chaps I just spent the last 6 hours on a slag heap having a mushroom trip. Started talking to myself and going insane. Had a weird hour where I felt a strange peace as if there was no meaning in anything which was terrifying and I can suddenly empathise with people who self harm to check if they still feel real. The idea of feeling like that forever was awful and it was such a relief when I felt human again.
>>28329782
This red trousered twat. Everyone hates him but I don't know why
>>28329834
kek at those fucking trousers what a nonce
Poleaboo had a cheese pie but he's still hungry
Considering going to Arizonas to get a burger meal
Might try the double chicken steak burger
>>28329782
Our mayor is a Muslim guy, he comes to the same gym as me at like 6am and walks on the treadmill for like 2 hours
His business cards are fucking gold plated
He's quality
