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already halfway through the week edition
Bank holiday has really messed me up
Want to move to Manchester, which parts are decent?
>>28316284
Canal street is alreet
>>28316269
how do I cure oneitis
>>28316348
Escorts and hentai
>>28316284
Move to me. I'll suck your dick and make you dinner afterwards
>>28316366
They're like 100 quid an hour though
That's 1 month of my disposable NEETbux
>>28316433
Don't insinuate that you're me NEET
Gonna post some videos from my many, many YT likes to keep the thread alive. Not all at once obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmksUshjPk
I took some time today to stop and look at how ugly I was in the mirror. Hurts.
>>28316572
I haven't looked in the mirror for years
Caught my reflection the other day in some glossy plastic. Ended up cutting my arms because of it
>>28316572
>>28316638
I need to fix myself before I get to this point I'm still not this far gone.
Pray for me lads.
>>28316638
pakipoo?
Is that you?
>>28316791
Good god no
Lads would you like to see the jacket I bought for my late night walks?
It would look fucking awful to wear casually but makes me feel like yung lean to wear at night.
>>28316638
You can't have that much of an ugly face if all you have to do is 'fix' yourself.
>>28316931
meant for >>28316783
oc oc oc oc
>>28316931
Not him but my face would be attractive if I didnt always have dead inside/tired eyes plus uneven eyebrows.
What could be so wrong with your face its unfixable?
>>28316992
You can't 'fix' an inherently unattractive face.
>>28317057
Sure you can, wax your eyebrows, get skinny, get a decent haircut. Sure youll never be james dean but you can still be considered good looking.
If you have the money theres always plastic surgery
>>28317100
>just wax your eyebrows bro!
Get out of here with that just b urself shit, if you can't fathom that some people are born without the potential to be attractive you're completely removed from reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejOW9bwXfiE
Just thought I'd post another video for you chaps.A late night pick me it is not.
>>28316302
kek
more liek anal street amirite
Some Portuguese lads came into work today lads I was speaking my Portuguese to them felt fulfilling.
>Republican Ted Cruz officially suspends his campaign after losing the #IndianaPrimary
>>28317182
I think his point is that you have to do the best with what you're given. Yes you'll still be ugly, but you can minimize it or make it less noticeable
>>28317330
Yes, but that doesn't make you attractive does it?
>>28317334
It makes you more attractive. Might make you desirable to fattys or other uglys.
Post a pic of your face mate ill tell you what to do little man!
>>28317334
I literally said
>you'll still be ugly
>>28317385
Then you're agreeing with me. You can improve an unattractive face, but you can't fix it to become attractive, which was the original point in >>28317057.
>>28317318
My crush used to say "yikes" and "jinkies" and it was the cutest thing ever.
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, PRICK!
Went to tesco before closing time and found 5 packets of nice sandwiches on offer for 9p each (cheese) and 10p (tuna).
Well good deal that is, they're normally a quid or 1.50 each.
>>28317611
Jesus christ lad
Thats fucking grim
FFS LADS TO ADD TO EVERYTHING ELSE U NOW HAVE DANDRUFF
FS looks like your all asleep. Im off to brit on int
Just rang Virgin to find out why I can't watch Netflix. Been trying to watch a 90 minute film for about 2 hours. Stops to buffer constantly and dropping out.
Told me that there was no problems and that all was working well.
Told them that they were talking shit and that I don't pay so much to not be able to do something as simple as watch a fucking film when I get home from work.
They kept repeating that they were showing that everything is fine and they don't know what my issue could be.
Pic very fucking related.
>>28318139
Reset your internet then or something.
Jesus you sound like a little bitch, ringing them at 3am and shouting "Uh my videos buffering, I WORK PART TIME I DEMAND MY ANIME"
It happens, get over it.
>>28318200
>Reset your internet then or something.
Oh why didn't I think of that? I probably should have done that shouldn't I? Moron.
Good argument, but try working 65 hours a week instead of grabbing bennies with your filthy cum stained fingers.
You don't understand why this is irritating because you don't actually pay for anything yourself. When you spend money on a service you expect to get what you pay for. Once you grow up and do things for yourself instead of mummy doing everything for you then you will understand concepts like this. I hope you realise how silly you are then.
Also anime is cancer and even suggesting that I would sink that low is insulting.
Peace out kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNgOeqBKQU
Remember todon't bother you're going to die anywayif you hear these sounds.
>>28318727
I can only hope so, any release from this misery without having to take responsibility would be welcome
WHO TF UP THO
SMASH IT
>>28319665
I'm not smashing any "it". However, yes, I am still up.
>>28319665
smashed tbdesu
>>28319665
not sure why i am up, but here i am.
shitty dead thread where the fuck are all the NEETs
Night shift worker here, currently listening to vaporwave, reading mango amd drinking tea, should sleep soon but meh
>>28322353
What mango lad?
>>28322441
Kimi no iru machi
Saw it on recommended after reading suzuka and fuuka, so far. It's generic.
Feeling a very empty
Post waifus
Exam in 2 hours lads
I'm fucked
>>28323365
NVQ Level 1 Hair and Beauty?
>>28323533
Waste Management Foundation year
>>28323588
I'm disappointed lad, you could've done me proud sticking those sparkly talons to washed up old barslags.
>>28323588
Well if you're on here talking to us, you should be good at dealing with trash.
>>28323014
>me on the left
I want to carry on dreaming forever.
>could have gotten a 1st in my degree of ID really tried
>will probably finish with a 2.1 because I dossed about on my dissertation
Fucks sake lads
>>28317464
Shaggy?
Origcommt
>>28318476
I work full time mate, nice to no you're that upset though.
Cheer up kid.
Fred don't die please fred
anyone else find themselves become /indoctrinatedwagecuck/?
For years I would pine for my former NEETdom. Only when I recently lost money through certain incidents, did I realise that the intense state of loss felt, was a manifestation of avariciousness
>>28324868
Stfu please ty xx
>>28316269
I'm a /pol/ack autist who's a UK citizen but live in kangaroo land. I want to move to the UK, where is a place that has jobs, nice scenery and no pakis?
>>28325269
Pick two of the three.
>>28323014
Forever and ever!
Just drank an Asda cafe latte, it was pretty nice desu.
>>28325269
All mutually exclusive. No such place exists here. To get jobs you need a cit,y which means pakis.
>>28325269
I have the nice scenary and no asians but no jobs, it's pretty much pick 2
>usual vendor out of oxy
>all other vendors prices are extorionate or theyre outside of UK (delivery will take too long)
>rest of vendors charge extortionate prices here
Fuck sake lads
>>28325453
Did I mention their prices are extortionate
I hate shitting.
It always takes me so long to clean, its like no matter how many times I wipe theres still shit on the paper.
just bought a thinkpad t420 lads
living the /g/ life
Lads, why are all these COD games futuristic Sci Fi shite. I don't want another game about space. I want the old comfy decent single player games with good solid online play. Not another fucking shit tier space game. I know COD is a normie game but it used to be comfy. Fucking Re-Eeeeee
>>28325481
Sounds like you need a better diet matey.
>>28323588
POO IN LOO
That'll be 30,000 please.
>>28325612
Yeah and more sunlight, more vegetables, more exercise and less sugar.
But what's the point, honestly?
>>28317976
>>28318128
NICE TO SEE I STILL HAVE FANS
>>28325729
You keep using a different trip everytime you post lad. Pick one.
>>28323014
Need to go into town today, ugh. Maybe I will buy rum to make it better.
who here /starwarsmarathon/
going to see my normie brother for the first time in ages to watch them but its cool because he wont have any normie friends around
am i gay if wank over femboys?
normal gay porn still disgusts me
think i'm a bit confused t b h
>>28325971
Star Wars is fucking wank, never seen the appeal at all.
When it first came out I imagine it was pretty groundbreaking obviously but the last 4 have been terrible. I saw the latest one at the cinema and I seriously regret wasting 2 hours of my life.
The only good thing to come out of the Star Wars franchise is KOTOR and Battlefront 2
Have an exam tomorrow morning
Been shitposting all day instead of studying. Should be ok though, it's fairly easy
>>28325987
You're probably just attracted to feminine people desu. Which isn't really gay
At least that's what I've been telling myself
>>28326133
episode 7 is the worst in the series
the original trilogy are pure kino
>tfw your daki cover arrived and your mum opened it thinking it was the fucking curtains she ordered despite having your name on the parcel
>>28326310
So kill yourself? What do you think moaning about it here will accomplish?
>>28325987
You're prison gay
London lads - how are you voting tomorrow?
For me:
1. Ukip
2. Labour
Boris was bearable because of the bantz. No way I'm voting for the posh twat this is Zacharias (derived from the Hebrew Zekharyah) Goldsmithberg.
>>28326487
ah yes very impressive let a muslim run your city then
>>28326487
Jews > Muslims
For all you need to know about Khan, look at who he took to court during his time as a lawyer; police, universities, secretary of state, home secretary, the UK itself. He is a quisling.
>>28326503
Muslim or a Jew. Not exactly the best choice.
Muslim mayor will make us a joke, true, but he'll divert funds to welfare/benefits.
Zac on the otherhand? He'll drain our shekels and send it straight to Israel. At least with Sadiq the money stays in our economy.
Oh and Zacs latest gaf... What is he trying to achieve, just say you appreciate Bollywoods influence, not say you love it and JUST when asked about your favorites.
>>28326487
Mental how people like you are allowed to vote
No wonder everything is shite and we will all die alone and miserable
Cunt
>>28326487
>anti-semite
>votes labour
what a surprise
>>28326503
>>28326531
>>28326539
Oy veyyyy don't vote for the anti-semite it'll be anotha' shoah I tell ya!
Vote Goldsmith he'll make Tel Av- err London prosperous again!
Why are women predisposed to murdering children?
>>28326487
1. ukip
2. Britain first
>>28326592
Because it makes their lives easier
>>28326487
I thought anti-semitism was a meme?
1 chance in life, not born /britbong/
>>28326631
By Dawkins' definition of meme it is.
>>28326487
I've got like 5 leaflets through my door telling me to vote Caroline Pidgeon, i mean honestly how can she expect to win when everyone knows londoners fucking hate pidgeons
>>28326665
Did you get that booklet with all their manifestos?
There was like a womans only party - how the fuck do they expect to win?
>>28316284
moss side
>>28326711
All the muslims in London won't vote for a woman
>>28326643
Bad weather, shitty people, boring food.. why the fuck would you want to be
I ended up wanking in my chastity device and then again 2 times this morning before I got out of bed
It was a low point for me, not my lowest point but enough to get across the point that I need to change and get my shit together
The only reason I'm doing this sissy shit is because I don't have a project to work on at the moment, so I got caught up in this mess because it made me feel like I had a purpose again
The only solution is to go back to phishing
Can't believe I wasted 200 quid on this crap
Should probably destroy it all but "purging" is really cliche
>>28326769
why not pick up programming or building stuff as a hobby?
>>28326746
>the muslims in London won't vote for a woman
^ clearly doesn't understand the teachings of islam
>>28326783
>programming or building stuff
I can't do that stuff
Not being able to do things or struggling agitates me, I would end up looking for an escape route and end up back in panties or doing something else that I could easily do to relax me
>>28326791
but thats literally a fact
>>28326751
Boring food hasn't applied since mass immigration from all corners of the world became a thing and supermarkets started stocking everything.
Native home cooking is wank yea, but there's no excuse to be eating that crap anymore.
Expensive and overcrowded are other reasons this country is shit
>>28326819
>no muslim country in the world has a female leader
:^)
>>28326810
>clearly does't understand the teachings of islam
>>28326817
building stuff is piss easy, build your self a desk or something
>>28326819
>but thats literally a fact
>just ignore 2 of the largest Muslims countries and Turkey
>>28326840
>cockroaches
>gender
>religion
>>28326875
>>cockroaches
>>gender
>>religio
If robots have no bf, the solution is half of /britfeel/ becomes gf's for the other half
>>28326893
but we want bfs, not gfs?
>>28326883
I think I hear acmed raping you sister
That is not poleaboo
>>28326911
faggots out
you can just hop on grindr
>>28326947
breeders out
you can just hop on tinder
>>28326931
>I think I hear acmed raping you siste
>>28326959
yeah no, women have standards
gays don't
>>28326964
>siste
>>28326971
I can tell you've never attempted to date guys.
Get real
>>28327004
>change orientation to gay on okc
>suddenly get a flood of messages
yeah mate, fag promiscuity is a meme right?
>>28327024
Never said it was a meme. I agree that faggots are generally whores. That only applies to people who are socially skilled and most importantly, attractive though
However, you must have been attractive to receive a "flood" of messages, so if you can manage that with guys, you can manage that with women, in which case, you're a disgusting normie and need to leave
>>28327046
Well you can't because women have standards, unlike gays. You need more than just a pretty face for a woman to message you.
>mcm coming up in 2 weeks
>no one to go with
It was over before it began
Poleaboos dad wanted him to email a form over to his insurance people
Poleaboo told him to leave it with him and he'd do it later that day
This wasn't good enough for his dad so he kept insisting that he do it right that very second
Poleaboo told him to fuck off or he wouldn't do it all
His dad kept pestering him and then started having a go about him playing babies games (hearthstone) and not looking for a job
Poleaboo told him that he definitely wasn't doing it for him now
His dad also banged on about it being an quick and easy job, Poleaboo responded with "if it was so simple you could have done it yourself in the time you spent arguing with me"
His dad is really mad now, threatened to smash up Poleaboos laptop
>>28327113
What's MCM?
>>28327132
poleaboo why do you have so little respect for your dad? I'd never speak to mine like that, what has he done to make you hate him or are you just an entitled little shithead?
>>28327089
>women have standards, unlike gays
Now this is a meme. Try and date guys off grindr. See how well you do.
>You need more than just a pretty face for a woman to message you.
You literally don't.
Attractiveness is all that matters.
>>28327145
London Comic Con.
Ive only been once because I never have anyone to go with
a dog is barking
>>28327221
Oi tell your mum to allow it lad, she needs to be quiet in mornings senpai
>>28326751
Bitches love a good accent
>>28327113
>>28327191
I went to one in 2013 with an anon from /v/
it was pretty bad desu, all /co/ shit and hardly any weeb stuff
>>28327240
The average brit sounds like this >>28327237
Nothing like they sound in films
gang gang
Actually cant wait for my hair to grow back, I went from a 5 to a -9 when I saved it.
>>28327152
Because he has little respect for me
He gets pissed off whenever someone doesn't do what he wants, he sweet as pie before that when he's trying to convince you but then he gets really ugly
Right now he is just sitting in Poleaboos room, watching him apply for jobs and shitpost
Gonna play Hearthstone again in a bit to piss him off
>>28327245
At least you could get someone to go with you
>>28327284
he was polish and very /pol/ tire
he went cosplaying a happy merchant, his friends were pretty normie tier though and we couldn't really weeb out
Just did a mock driving theory test.
Got 98%
reckon i still fail the final thing though
>>28327280
can you blame him?
His son grew up to be a failed Muslim, virgin, pervert with a no job, no money and a shit fetish
>>28327297
I got 100% on my actual driving theory test 1st attempt and then crashed the car in the test drive.
>>28327291
You dont understand anon
Someone is better than no one
>>28327169
Within 5 minutes of going on grindr I got messaged. Didn't even have a picture up.
That doesn't work for women. You need to approach them for a start, they don't come to you.
Gays have very litle self-awareness and don't care how they are perceived, which means they will gladly suck off a fat guy if they fancy a bit of cock. Women won't, she will expect to be wined and dined before allowing you even a kiss goodnight.
Gays are just more degenerate.
>>28327191
It's just a shit car boot sale, there's nothing conventional about it.
>>28327301
Poleaboos dad just left in a huff, kicked his shit on the ground and slammed the door
Stupid fucker couldn't answer why it was so important that Poleaboo drop everything and it was done that very second
The closest he got to an answer was that there was no guarantee that he would do it later (basically calling me a liar and lazy)
Left making some threat about me better not messing up the house
>>28327301
>His son grew up to be a failed Muslim, virgin, pervert with a no job, no money and a shit fetish
his fault
He barely took an interest in raising me
I learned nothing from him
>>28327245
It's not a weeb convention. MCM stands for Movie and Comic Media.
>>28327361
why don't you get a job to make him happy though, I mean then you could move out and not have to deal with him anymore, getting a job would solve most of your problems
>>28327438
>get a job
because that's so easy, right?
Even ignoring Rochdales high unemployment, there's also the matter of the criminal record, even warehouses can be picky about that these days
>>28327454
You know I could probably convince my dad to hire you like he did me but you seem like a piece of shit who'd just complain and not do any work you're an entitled like faggot
>>28327454
getting a job is easy as pissing mate
I put myself down as a reference and said I wanted to be the CFO by next year and I got it
>Bus timetable said the buses were at 13:39 and 13:54
>One just went past at 13:46
The state of this country lads, I swear
I just found out my grandad had 2 families. One with my nan where he had my dad and another one in Scotland. So I have 3 Scottish uncles I didn't even know about.
>>28327474
Poleaboo loves working
He worked like an animal at the amusement park, worked 15 days straight with only 15 minute breaks on 8 hour shifts despite only being paid for around 7 hours
>>28327487
Fuck off
Every job has 100+ applicants, they don't even bother sending me rejection emails
>>28327506
How many jobs have you applied for today?
>>28327535
9
Job Centre appointment on Monday so gotta start filling up that workbook
>>28327506
I agree for once, i got all cs which I know isnt that good but I was told I had to get my ds up to a c if I wanted to get a job..
Can I get a job?
Can I fuck
Have I applied to absolutely everything?
Yes
>>28326538
>Muslim mayor will make us a joke, true, but he'll divert funds to welfare/benefits
knew all the dole scroungers were muslim cunts
fuck off
>>28327280
what have you done to earn his respect you little cretin
Poleaboo just pissed off his dad again
Told him to fuck off repeatedly and to go back to Pakistan
Definitely got under his skin
>>28327674
I got shitty parents too
Booking a weekend in New York for my gf's birthday. What's better 1st class or business class on the aeroplane?
What you guys doing with your day so far?
>Going to get a prescription soon
>Clean bird crap off the motor
>Might order a couple of fans
>>28327687
let her go in first class and you take the worst, hopefully she will find a girl man in first class and get rid of you
>Voicemail
>It's from a job application
>They wish to discuss further concerning my application
>Great!
>Please call back
Oh no.
Being called is pretty awkward but I can deal with that, but calling others. Ahh.
Well, time to brave it, I guess.
I have symptoms of depression lads
>>28327734
Who the fuck doesnt
Might get a takeway since I skipped dinner and lunch yesterday (though I did gorge on 4 packs of crisps at night time)
>>28327705
Same for Poleaboo though he never calls back, it's impossible
>>28327493
>went past
So it wasn't stopping there, which means the timetable is correct.
Haven't been to the gym in like 4 weeks
Fucks sake I'm a fat weak mess
>>28327687
not a very good attempt at bait this brother
>>28327833
Same lad, I used to be really consistent with it. Exams have shafted me.
At least I'm a skinny weak mess, though that's not much consolation
Fuck it lads going to make some eggy bread and watch some louis Theroux
>>28327687
1st
once went to America on Virgin premium economy and was treated like a king, can't even imagine how good 1st is
>>28327885
I'd rather be fat than skinny desu
And this is coming from someone who was 110lbs at 5'10
>>28327890
A decent answer thanks famila
>>28327778
And then you blame 'Rochdale's unemployment'. You're not even willing to take the opportunities in front of you.assuming this Poleaboo isn't an imposter
>>28327931
you a billionaire or something la?
>>28327948
No just saved up some money to take her away for her birthday and want to make it special
>>28327979
would not do that if I was you mate
do not go first class just go economy
>>28327999
Don't want to go economy for a long flight
>>28328019
mate
if you're going with virgin on BA economy will be 1000x better than anything you get on easy jet
trust me, it's great, no point in paying for anything over premium econ
>>28328019
why not save the money for when you're actually out there you mong, a nice hotel or more spending money
dopey cunt
>>28328060
Thanks for the advice, I'll look into it
>>28328078
Already factored in spending money and hotel so not a problem.
>>28328101
but you could have more, just save your money you utter mong
the fact that you don't know the difference between 1st and business tells me the experience will be lost on you
your girlfriend must be a proper uptight cunt if you feel the need to spend these ridiculous amounts of money to impress her, the bitch is going to NY for christs sake
>>28328116
Money isn't an issue though its about the experience for her
>>28328137
oh my christ you utter cretin
>>28328116
You sound like someone who has never loved anyone or had someone love them familia don't be so bitter you tight cunt.
>>28328137
like I said, if you need to spend ridiculous sums of money in order for her to enjoy herself then you're either a billionaire or a stupid cunt (my money's on the latter)
>>28328137
I think it's good anon, if you can afford it then go for it senpai
>mum talking about my brother who is moving in with his gf
>how she will miss him etc
>turns to me and says
>"at least one of my children will never move out"
>they all laugh
>>28328188
are you dumb? this lad is about to spend a ridiculous sum of money on something trivial
the experience of going to NY should be enough for him to prove his love to her, he shouldn't have to shell out thousands to go first class as well
I think he underestimates how nice the economy seats are on trans-atlantic flights
>>28328191
>my money's on the latter
Jesus I hate that.
>>28328183
>>28328191
You don't understand
>>28328201
Thanks senpai
>>28328216
It's not something trivial though it'sthough it's literally a once in a life time thing for some people and is part of the experience. If I go to Spain and buy first class maybe it's a bit unnecessary but a once in a life time thing then go all out.
>>28328225
>>28328243
when all's said and done you'll realise what a waste it was when you could have put yourselves up in a nicer hotel. That's where it matters
>>28328253
What happens if I already have an amazing hotel? Then you are gonna say spending money. If its all factored in and he can afford the first class then I see no problem in it.
Got viciously attacked by a seagul today, the cunt also stole my sandwich.
>>28328287
whatever mate, spend your money how you like
I just know from flying to america before that it's a big waste but you do you
>>28316464
how do you come across so many videos anon?
Rewatching misfits
Am I the only person who didnt like the new radio head song?
>>28326964
Here ya go autist. Have a (you). Consider it to be an electronic pat on the head for being a good boy.
>>28328078
lul fuck spending an extra 1k+ on a flight for first class. If you want to spend 300 for a special flight to the US/Japan or something yea sure, but first class is pissing away money
I'm off to Sevilla in a few weeks, 37squid for a return ticket+free accommodation at a friends. I'll prob spend less than a week in London
>>28328356
jesus he really upset you didnt he?
>>28328356
exactly
084048398493original
>>28328372
just blogging my experiences
>>28319665
AINT 2 LATE
3:30 PM REAL RESPONSIBLE ADULT HOURS WHO TF UP??????
Holy fuck, think I might get pissed
This boredom and depression is excruciating
>>28328474
Download Rosetta Stone and learn a new language instead.
Its happening guys.
please for the love of god go register to vote online because I know you neets wont go to the polling stations.
heres the link to register.
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>>28328601
Its happening guys.
please for the love of god go register to vote online because I know you neets wont go to the polling stations.
heres the link to register.
>Summer break
>students will need to re-enrol for the next academic year
Looks like phishing is back on the menu
>>28328601
I really like the design they've gone with on the gov.uk website, it's nice and simple
>>28328598
What kind of a fucking awful suggestion is that
Jesus christ
I'm 2 cans in, go fuck yourself
>>28327916
Same as you 5'10 used to be skinny then I got fat because I've been lifting but stopped but continued to eat. Losing weight is hard desu.
>>28328601
>"There can be no democratic choice against European treaties"
- Jean-Claude Junker, President of the European Commission.
>>28328736
Already did today, twice. Why? Wanna join me big boy?
>>28323014
got myself a can of custard.
>>28328904
weeeeeeeewlad.
I made a came because I had a headache, is always the best fix.
>>28316269
>Thought today was tuesday
>Read the OP
>Mouse over the time on my desktop
>"Wednesday"
>For fuck sake
Didn't need to feel this, my two days a week at work got one day closer.
Shotgunning cans of kronenbourg
Reminds me of the times I had with the lads
I'm a literal 8/10 and I'm miserable getting pissed on my own (again) what the fuck is wrong with me
Drugs will fuck you up kiddos, remember that
>>28329035
fuck off spaghettio
>>28328967
Makes it worse for me lad
Got loads of these tiny white hairs on my face, in the perfect shape as to where my beard should be
Do these eventually change into normal darker, longer hairs as I get older?
>>28329079
Shave them and repeat
One day they will mate
>>28329045
Sorry my misfiring synapses can't comphrend your intention of this post, please direct them towards my drug counsellor
>>28329111
Apparently the 'shaving turns your hair darker' thing is an absolute myth
>>28329057
probably wouldn't help if you were all dehydrated and shit, for me personally I often get headaches when I need a shit, I think the toxins leak back from my colon, so going for a shit usually fixes it.
failing that a couple of anadin extra take about 20 mins to work.
much better than normal cheap paracetamol.
Think I just saw a cat get run over
Was on my bike and a little white cat ran out from under a hedge in front of me on a pretty quiet village road, I slowed down a little to let it pass and there was a Corsa heading the other way, the cat didn't see it and just kept trotting ahead to the pavement
Didn't turn my head to see if it did get hit but it definitely looked like it was going to connect
The guy behind the wheel must have seen it and it was an empty road, why didn't that cunt just slow down for 2 seconds
There's a new girl started at work and she's not old. Looks like a new oneitis for me in a few weeks, lads.
>>28323014
>that transition from being hungry, to feeling like my stomach is going to rupture, to being hungry again
I think that is what I like about doing it~
>Work in a bar
>Few local businesses come in after work to discuss shit and have meetings over a few drinks occasionally
>Come in for a couple of months and get on a first name basis with some of them
>Constantly invite me out with them on nights out and shit
>Come on next time like ohhh anon we didn't see you at X? Couldn't make it? :(
>Even groups of literal girls do this
Is this shit fucking normal?
Christ I just want to do my job and then go mong out watching a video game stream afterwards or something without being called out on it by bloody customers the next day
>>28329485
pics please tilde~
>>28329184
Didn't even know that was a myth, that just sounds retarded. People do say that shaving makes your beard grow back quicker but that's also a myth
Night walk jacket
Occc
Life is pointless when you're alone
Thinking of taking up drinking. Won't make things better but it won't make it worse either
>>28329647
Looks like those Power Rangers jackets chavs used to wear where each member of their crew would get a different colour.
>>28329768
>Life is pointless
FTFY
Do you know who your town mayor is?
Does anyone really care?
>>28329781
At least with people in your life you can give yourself some purpose.
>>28329768
People are strange, when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly, when you're alone
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
FACES COME OUT OF THE RAIN
WHEN YIOU'RE STRANGE
NO ONE REMEMBERS Y OUR NAME
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE
WHEN YOU'RE-
>>28329782
president cameron?
>>28329503
>I want to go mong out watching a video game stream
Clearly not otherwise you would, you're just a normie that shouldn't be posting here.
>>28329782
Our mayor walks around in bright red trousers and and is hell bent on gentrification and making it literally impossible to move about the city by anything other than foot
>>28329768
I drink if i don't have work. Gives me something to do in the evening
Sup chaps I just spent the last 6 hours on a slag heap having a mushroom trip. Started talking to myself and going insane. Had a weird hour where I felt a strange peace as if there was no meaning in anything which was terrifying and I can suddenly empathise with people who self harm to check if they still feel real. The idea of feeling like that forever was awful and it was such a relief when I felt human again.
>>28329782
This red trousered twat. Everyone hates him but I don't know why
>>28329834
kek at those fucking trousers what a nonce
Poleaboo had a cheese pie but he's still hungry
Considering going to Arizonas to get a burger meal
Might try the double chicken steak burger
>>28329782
Our mayor is a Muslim guy, he comes to the same gym as me at like 6am and walks on the treadmill for like 2 hours
His business cards are fucking gold plated
He's quality
>>28329834
>Everyone hates him but I don't know why
>20mph speed limits
>residents parking everywhere but near his businesses
>only cares about central Bristol gentrifying the poorer areas there to the detriment of outter areas by forcing drug trade and crime to these parts
>makes it impossible to commute by car but then does nothing to make First Bus sort their shit out
>wears bright fucking red trousers for attention
>isn't even from Bristol
>is trying to ban homelessness while at the same time doing nothing to prevent the Londonification of Bristol house prices
Yea, nah, he's a cunt.
>>28329772
L O L, I'm fucking dead
You can keep your stupid opinions
In your stupid fucking head
All you do is fucking bred
Here he comes, this fucking beg
Take this mash, remove yourself
Or jump in front of a truck instead
>>28329848
Try a cream pie.
>>28329867
>His business cards are fucking gold plated
>>28329973
Calm down mate, it's just a jacket.
>>28326826
They won't vote for a white person
Really need to lose body fat, must be at like 18% now. I have a healthy diet but never leave my house. Why cant I be one of those kids who just played video games non stop and was still healthy.
Is it impossible to lose weight just by diet or do I have to start doing exercise?
>>28329981
top kek perfect response
>>28330031
Weight loss is 80% diet 20% exercise
But that doesn't make exercise any less important - you could be 20 stone and then drop to 17 but still look and feel the same because that 3 stone of fat just turned to flab / loose skin
>>28330053
Do you know how to avoid loose skin?
>see girls out in summer clothes
>tfw no gf intensifies
>>28330215
Youre just horny you pathetic cunt
>>28330215
>girls who wear shorts that are basically pants
>can see the underside of their arse
>she's probably 14
it's not fair
Just sent out 50 phishing emails
They were a bit half-arsed so I doubt they'll connect
>>28330215
>tfw I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
>tfw I have to turn my head before my darkness grows
>>28330319
>>28330215
You guys need to be more confident.
>>28330215
tfw
>>28330222
But actually this feel.
>>28330319
Does anyone remember when Plan B was actually good and did that song Paint It Blacker? That was a cool song.
>>28330215
>never leave the house
>literally haven't seen a girl in the flesh for months (aside from my mother, doesnt't countt desu)
>>28330444
>Plan B
s m h
Trying to eat my tea but the weather is too hot lads
>>28330485
He's not bad for a chav.
Lads if I have a rockstar now will it stop me from sleeping at night. I really need an early night.
>>28330511
>Forecast to be 25 degrees over the weekend
KILL ME NOW
>>28330547
>>28330511
hot weather kills me too, im not looking forward to this at all, but i am looking forward to the thunderstorms
Might give myself a black eye lads
My father called me a faggot. How should I react?
>>28330577
why m8? (blox)
>>28330590
Suck his dick to prove that he's the faggot
>>28330590
Smack him in the nose and say "Whose the faggot now, Huh!"
Unless hes a body builder like my step dad.
>>28330590
tell him it's his fault
>>28330204
Loose skin is more extreme if the weight loss was really rapid, so I guess you should try to lose weight at a steady interval, no more than around 2 kilos a month. If you already have it then surgery is the only way though
>>28330590
You should probably stop being a little faggot m8
>>28330590
Tell him that it's not gay because they look like women.
>>28330595
Cry for help, might finally get some female attention as well, also just to see what it takes, ive been punched in the eye before and it didnt go black.
>>28330636
id recommend nutting a wall, worked for me(but it wasnt on purpose)
>>28330619
I thought skin could eventually stretch back into shape. Oh well I dont think im fat enough to have to worry about loose skin.
>>28330053
80% exercise and 20% diet
All you need to do is keep your calorie intake at the RDA, you could be eating 2500 calories of lard and you'd still lose weight.
>>28330653
It takes up to 7 years, but yes it will revert to a tight covering.
>>28330658
I eat one small bowl of cheerios in the morning.
A crisp sandwhich at lunch
And 6 chicken nuggets and chips followed by 4 custard cremes everyday.
This sounds unhealthy but I swear that isnt 2500 calories?
>>28330689
If you're not doing anything then you'll need to drop it to your basal metabolic rate, BMR.
I'm thinking of starting drinking, what should I start with? one friend recommended Smirnoff ice
>>28330689
You need to work out your TDEE mate. Google TDEE calclulator and it should give you an estimate of how many calories you should consume, then track whatever you eat and you'll lose weight.
>>28330711
Did you friend recommend that whilst he had your dick in his mouth?
>>28330711
smirnoff ice tastes like lemonade and is a bitty of a sissy drink lad would not recommend.
>>28330710
Shit this is all to complicated
Might just do a tilde and start throwing myself up
>>28330658
>80% exercise and 20% diet
False
If you knew anything (literally anything) about fitness you would know that it is
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name
>>28330740
Purging is an excellent way to enjoy food and lose weight.
The only caveat is that you need to make sure you wash out your mouth and brush your teeth after each purge, otherwise they will rot.
>>28330762
god that made me laugh wtf.
I must of gained an extra chromosome or something thats the first time ive laughed in months
>>28330609
>>28330610
>>28330622
I just ignored him. He's watching the telly right now
>>28330772
Theyve already rotted lol i smoked for 8 years
>>28330790
>must of
I'd say that extra chromosome was already there.
>>28329079
they will when you hit puberty
(shave them off and they will eventually grow back as hard black hairs)
>>28330812
mustard*
What did i miss an f or something
>>28329079
Dye them, that's how I did it when I was 14.
Where do I get cheap fags? The packs at stores are taxed to shit
>>28330590
Laugh in his face. That's what I did to my dad the time he said I was stirring my coffee "like a woman".
>>28330864
airports or just online
Theres a really good site but i cant remember its name.
>>28330864
Go to Portugal mate you can get like 500 grams of baccy for ten Euro no shit
>>28329782
our mayor is my old school teacher, nice lady
I want to get revenge on my father for calling me a faggot. Give me some suggestions lads, I want to wreck his shit
>>28331031
you should fuck his wife. that`ll show him
>>28330728
>>28330734
nice one lads
>>28331057
Yeah I've heard she's a total slut so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>28331031
Take the fuses out of the electrical box.
Push him down the stairs.
Come in the milk.
>>28331057
I just put a few boogers in his socks
>>28331190
>boogers
fuck off yank
>>28331074
Ignore them.
>>28330728
>>28330734
Hey retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPtr6dQrnY
>>28331031
you should grow up and stop being a faggot
>>28331231
t. sissy faggot
Poleaboos mum is making pasta so he won't be getting a takeaway
>>28331252
Alcohol tastes like shit mate. It's literally medication for normies.
My Fuhrer Maths exam is in less than two weeks and I'm struggling, but getting there. It's literally worse than Hitler.
Who /FP3/ here?
>>28331297
What kind of things are you doing
>>28331031
Spear him through your patio doors
>>28331279
>If i think one alcoholic drink tastes bad they must all be bad and if you don't agree you are a normie
thumbs up lad, doing gods work
>>28331279
>Alcohol tastes like shit
t a literal 12 year old
>>28331297
Maths A level is the easiest A level you can do.
Everything has an exact answer and all you need to know is how to use it, not even (what maths is about) the derivation or proofs.
Last time i made this questions none answered hopefully this time some Britbot will give me some answer, how's Swansea University and life in Swansea overall? Fellow Slav moving there to study in September
>>28331410
yeah except it does you bellend
>bitter
mmm what a nice taste
>>28331438
You're not old enough to be on this website, kiddo.
>>28331438
You do realise there is more than one alcoholic drink right?
>>28331457
It's called having a refined palette, grandad. Maybe you'd understand if you hadn't ruined yours with fags and cheap beer.
>>28331496
>It's called having a refined palette,
What does painting have to do with any of this?
>>28331297
>Fuhrer Maths exam
Answer is 6 million
>>28331267
is it true Rochdale is so shit they even closed down the maccies. Bury here
>>28331552
>doesn't know what a pallet is
Stay in school kiddo.
>made a wrong entry in the database today at wagekek
Might be joining the rest of you NEETs soon
>>28331618
Fuck off
It's just that the local takeaways are better value
>>28331655
everyone in manchester takes the piss out of rochdale m8. face it you live in a shithole, full of pakis and doleys
Poleaboo lives less than a mile away from me..
Ive never really thought about it before but now I cant stop thinking about it, its fucking terrifying.
>>28331594
>mfw the answer to every question on the fuhrer exam is 6million
>>28331619
I know what a pallet is, it is pic related. The word you used was 'palette' which is the thing Bob Ross holds in his hand.
I still don't know what either of those things have to do with enjoying alcohol though...?
>>28331749
No he doesn't. Poleaboo doesn't exist, he's fictitious.
>>28331749
can you find him and film him pls, just fucking terrorise the stupid bastard. He's less than scum
>>28331802
Well some paki who dresses like shit and is also in the op image does.
>>28331809
I`ve only ever seen him once walking out the job centre and im 99% sure it was him. Cant imagine it would be that hard to find him.
>>28331749
Relax, his grudges lie with Aberdeen
>>28331703
The whole of Manchester if full of pakis, we run the whole North West
>>28331834
>we run the whole North West
kek
>>28331769
Like I said, if you hadn't ruined your pallet you would understand.
>>28331832
>I`ve only ever seen him once walking out the job centre
w-w-what?
>>28331857
I don't have any pallets mate, I'm not B&Q.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G0GXdEDGA
uploaded my first youtube video today lads
>>28331883
Palette mate, learn to read. You know, sense of taste?
Stay in school though kid.
>>28331887
Pretty good desu mate
>>28331887
nicely played m8
I like the fact that you kept a steady tempo, i see a lot of pianists who take a piece of music and will speed up and slow down to try and create 'feel' which is actually shitty musicianship.
>>28331902
As if youre taking him serious jesus
>>28331902
>You know, sense of taste?
Ohhh... you mean 'palate'.
>the irony of someone who doesn't know the difference between a wooden pallet, a painter's palette and one's taste palate telling others to stay in school
>>28331931
>>28331940
Thanks, just uploaded another one which is a bit shitter but meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXhN_b0jTcM&feature=youtu.be
>>28331967
Come on mate it was pretty fucking obvious what he was on about, no need to go all fedora about his spelling mistake
How often do you even see 'Palate' written down anyway - it's a pretty fair word to not know the spelling of.
>>28331967
>gets so buttblasted about alcohol tasting shit he has to pretend like he doesn't understand
Get memed on kiddo.
>>28332114
>no need to go all fedora about his spelling mistake
There is when he is telling people to stay in school in the same post.
starting to get a tan
>>28330215
it just makes me hornier seeing skirts, legs and thighs
>>28331418
Maths A Level is incredibly easy. Further Maths is actually challenging.
>>28332164
Kek maths is maths you retard.
>>28332164
Further to that, further maths doesn't actually involve any non-numeric maths like group theory or topology.
>>28331342
Polar coordinates, first and second order differentials with integrating factors, complementary functions and particular integrals, improper integrals and Maclaurin/Taylor series.
>>28332194
ie stuff that even a first year physics student can do
why do people's faces get wider when they get older?
>>28332249
they go through poverty
>>28332120
Chat shit get banged kiddo
>>28332292
>still can't deny that alcohol tastes like piss
>>28332310
>he drinks piss
My jacket arrived lads
>>28332364
what jacket did you get? it better be a bomber otherwise throw it in the bin
>>28332411
white nike wind breaker
>>28332435
WTF YOURS CAME ALREADY?
I still havent ordered my black one.
Can I ask what size you got and how tall you are?
>>28332435
lel get it in the bin lad
>>28332489
i was pre-empting what you was going to say
>>28332435
>dressing like a chav
Literally why? It's not like it is 2003 anymore mate.
>>28332517
Dont know what that means
ocee
>Jay on Eastenders
>A convicted sex offender
>must sign on the register for 5 (FIVE) years
>has a job
But Poleaboo can't even get a rejection email from employers
Crazy world
Ain't no one hiring pakis and then they complain when we take benefits
Why is this image so wrong lads?
>>28332570
>cheese and onion
>above mid-tier ever
>>28332570
Why are plain hula hoop on there when the good flavours aren't?
>>28332570
The best are those really cheap, 10p packets that say "baked not fried" on them.
>>28332489
Hahaha that wasn't me
Obviously some lad saw the post yesterday
I'm 5'9", skinny and I got a small
It fits really well actually
>>28332570
>cheese kettle chips
>nik naks
>prawn cocktail
>>28332570
Space Raiders, Discos, Squares and nik naks are best.
Only Nik Naks are in top.
Who even made this? What a madman.
>>28332627
I dont belive you, im to confused now.
In all seriousness I didnt buy one because nearly 70 quid is a lot for a jacket. Gonna wait till Ive got a bit more money.
rip grammar
>>28332570
>Wotsits in god tier not shit tier
>Quavers in top tier
>Mini Cheddars being considered crisps
>Pom Bears not God Tier
>Frazzles so low down
>Space Raiders literally opposite where they should be
Disgraceful
>Barclay's launch 100% mortgage
It's happening lads, financial Armageddon is confirmed by 2021. Home owning wageslaves are going to get BTFO hard.
>>28332411
>Bomber
mate, that's so 2 years ago.
>not dressing like a casual
>tfw 28 and been dressing like this for almost 10 years.
Feels good when fashions come back around.
>>28332674
Nah, it's me.
I was a bit freaked out when someone else posted what jacket I bought.
Might take a picture inabit
>>28332769
Guessing you paid for next day delivery then, that never works for me.
>>28332762
When will you stop with this meme. No one dresses like this.
>>28332815
Normie fucks do
>>28332570
>twiglets
>anything but god tier
>>28332824
normies where supreme and fred perry.
>>28332824
They honestly don't. This doesn't help you 'blend in' or anything.
just found some old """""""poetry""""""" I wrote during my edgy phase at the start of secondary school
>you really must admire the courage of war
>the love and the hate compared to the heat and the cold
>It's hard to believe this was over one stone thrown...
>but we must remember that we'll never stand alone
>they told us we were crazy and they told us we were wrong
>now they're regretting their words after reading this song
>I've heard shouts that were never there and I've seen death
>without being aware, that this is a war, and people will glare!
>I wake up in a sweat when my dreams transpire
>still god won't bring me the one thing I desire...
>A quick, painless death is a valuable thing
>But I want it the most when the voices start to sing
-'Voices', by autistic 12 year old anon
what the fuck was wrong with me
who /Ealing/ here
>>28332762
You're the Scottish lad with excellent taste in clothing right?
I just bought myself some blue leather sambas with the classic gum sole and a new pretty green shirt
>pic related
Glad you still post here mate
>meet Norwegian girl on a silly trip to China
>we really hit it off
>why does she like me? I'm an autist
>anyway I have a good few months with her
>go home
>stay in touch for a while
>"anon I want you to come to Norway"
>fuck it, why not, it's only like 80 quid for flights
>spend a few nights there
>out drinking with her dad and some other family members
>"anon, do you like my daughter?"
>"of course, she's a very nice girl"
>"there's a position in my company and I want you to have it"
>tells me to go home and think about it
>home now
I think I've made it lads. It's an architectural firm where I will basically be the supervisor. I told him I have no experience but he insisted that it's fine and that he'd teach me.
Does... Does this make me a normie now?
>>28332815
Have you left the house lately?
>>28332867
>fred perry
yes and other tennis gear like Fila is making a comeback and so is Sergio and Ellesse.
>supreme
mate get off /fa/ it's too yank centric. Yanks don't wear the same.
>>28332891
Do you live in some small town?
It's cool, in a few years.
Or if you're from the midlands, in 20.
>>28331618
Never seen anyone else from Bury on britfeel, safe
one of the biggest fuck ups was connecting the met to Rodchdale
>>28332917
Take it you beautiful beautiful bastard.
Just don't forget us x
>tfw you're ugly and lonely
>>28332923
Dappy and his crew all wear supreme so chavs started wearing it in london
>Caitlyn Kardashian show on 4music
Wow
I knew he was an ugly-ass woman, but holy shit, photoshop performs miracles. Doesn't even have a woman's voice
>>28332915
Nice shirts, and yeah, I'm the scottish lad.
>>28332949
>>Dappy is he even relavent these days?
>london chavs.
Mate, no one cares about london 'badman' fashion. It's like saying all Americans wear baseball tees and air jordans because it's popular in the ghetto.
Even this pussy is wearing stone island and he's trying his hardest to be a 'roadman', whatever the fuck that means.
>>28332799
Yeah, it was a fiver but arsed waiting for anything I've ordered online.
>>28332762
This looks fucking ridiculous lad.
This is a 2012 look.
You probably have a Paul Weller trim as well.
>>28333031
Glad to see someone else with good fashion sense posts here
>>28332945
Th-Thanks, I'm very nervous about it but anything is better than what I'm doing right now
>>28333029
>4music
Channel 4 is for morons, channel 4+1 is for morons who can't tell the time, E4 is for retards, 4music is for those who are beyond saving.
Anon, just stop watching, save yourself
>>28332917
What the fuck is a "silly trip to China"
why were you there for months
>mfw I get fake Stone Island gear from my paki friends in Manchester
>mfw I paid 10 quid for a "stone island shirt"
>mfw nobody can even tell the difference and complement me on my nice shirts and jackets
Lads seriously, don't be stupid and buy labels like the normies.
>>28333031
Why do you give a fuck what some nigger wears?
Fashion is the dumbest shit, real men wear clothes that they could get some hard labour finished in.
>>28333118
>has friends
>calling other people normies
get out normie shill
>>28333138
>friends
I used that word because I didn't know what else to call them. I only know them through work because a paki was painting a wall with a stone island shirt on and I was like "mate, what are you doing? Aren't those like 100 quid each?"
Jokes on you famdam, I have no friends.
>>28332896
That's really not that bad mate, especially if you were only 12. I've seen far worse 'cringe' poetry from teenagers
>>28332591
>>28332596
>>28332617
>>28332648
>>28332659
>>28332697
I think that list was made by normie shitters
>>28333089
I went to teach English for 6 months.
Funny story really, I was going to finish my 6 months and then kill myself.
>>28333064
it looks really good to me
what a pathetic display by city lads
>>28333064
>paul weller trim
not sporting the ian brown look?
>>28333136
I don't care what Drake wears, his music sucks, he's just trying his hard to fit in to britfashion because he wants to be one of the 'lads' now he lives here.
>real men wear clothes they could get some hard labour finished in.
So jeans? A polo because not only does it look good, it's practical and sports wear is great for hard labour because it's designed for high intensity activities. Only thing that would change would be shoes, swap trainers for boots. Not timby's though, fuck them. And fuck Dr. Martins since they shipped to china quality has been poor for the price.
>>28333211
I enjoy this gif and your dubs
Just woke up lads, might go to sainsburys, revision is for gaylords. I'm going to get some red & blacks.
Also copped some good limited edition fred pers.
>>28333250
>red and blacks
The wine gums mate?
Sounds good to me mate.
What you revising for?
If it's a degree fuck it. a 2:2 is just as good as a 2:1 these days mate because no matter what you're gonna end up in maccas.
>>28333271
They're actually pretty smart. Not overly sure on the colour though mate
>>28332917
Well done lad, you've made it. I'm proud of you Anon
>>28333224
Drake lives in England wtf?
Why do you lads say dressing like a normie is a bad thing? I thought you was all upset you wasn't normies so why you trying so hard not to fit in?
>>28333031
I never said they did, I was just saying supreme was still around in the uk.
I personally thing the streetwear look is great.
>people in this thread squawking about what to wear
Listen, take it from me lads, this is what you want to wear.
Obviously not EXACTLY that but you can't really go fucking wrong at all.
>Hey we're having a dinner party
Nice shirt and jeans/trousers
>Hey we're having a house party
Nice shirt and jeans
>Hey we're going to get shitfaced in town
Nice shirt and jeans
>Hey we're going to just loiter around town
Nice shirt and jeans
>Hey, lets just hang out
Nice shirt and jeans
>Hey we're going to do literally anything else
Nice shirt and jeans
It's not too formal and it's not too casual. You'll never look like a twat unless you get a poor fitting shirt and unless you're going to a proper party (with tuxedos and bow ties) you wont feel out of place.
>>28333365
>look like a male model and just wear a t-shirt who cares
>>28333342
It's only available in the one colour, but I have a a few light blue tees that would work with it. If I didn't I wouldn't have bought them.
>>28333353
He's spending a lot of his down time there.
I only kow this because my bird wont shut the fuck up about him.
>>28333353
They complain about dressing like a normie because they think they're better than Dave and if they dress like dave then they're as 'proletariat scum' as dave...
In reality, they're scared smithy might say 'nice trainees mate' and they'd spaghetti out.
>>28333365
Nice shirt and jeans.
Mate, enjoy being seeing as a faggot. Especially by women.
>tfw nothing wrong with the combo and it works, but just not how your pic is.
>>28333353
Supreme is a joke to people into fashion
It's the trademark of autistic wannabe normies with too much disposable income.
Pic related is my latest jacket. I dunno how people can walk around outside dressed like chavs.
>>28333501
how tall are you and whats your weight
>>28333501
Peacoats use to be nice back in 2010, but now it's just neckbeards who wear them so I tend to avoid them.
Shame because mine is fucking cosy as fuck in winter and cost almost 400 quid. Still got 3 years out of it before fatty 'gamers with class' started wearing that shit.
>>28333536
6 feet 65kg
I wear it better than that model desu he looks like a bit of a stockey manlet in it, I have a slender frame.
>>28333560
prove it with a timestamped pic, blur your face though senpai
>>28333501
hope you got a fedora to go with that jacket you queer
>>28333569
Even if I wasn't naked in bed right now I still wouldn't post pics of myself on r9k
>>28333501
"Why can't the girls see what a classy gentleman I am?"
>>28333560
Skinny people look okay in them. But they still have a negative connetation these days. And it's no longer just the internet either.
>>28333468
So is most brands.
People paying 200 hundred quid for a plain blue hoodie with a fucking stone Island patch, like wtf?
Also whats with r9ks obsession with bomber jackets? They're plain and boring and I can't think of a single rapper that doesn't wear one. I thought you guys had a vendetta to those who dressed like chavs?
If you're wearing one to be the edgy guy who doesn't follow societys rules you might as well swap it for a denim or leather jacket. Barely anyone wears them anymore. However if your wearing one just because you like them good for you.
>>28333582
you're right someone who posts on r9k looks better than a model, stop lying you delusional fucktard
>>28333577
>mad because other people don't dress like autistic chavs
Ok m8
>>28333593
i have a missus though mate she bought me the jacket for my birthday lol
>>28333609
I said I wear the jacket better. I am quite handsome though.
>>28333549
Giving a fuck what people think when they see you in it.
Lad whether your in a tracksuit or an actual suit your still a virgin loser so why does it matter?
Just wear it.
>>28333631
no one believes you
blox 6465465
>>28333652
That's fine, I don't mind.
>>28333365
Smart/Casual
https://youtu.be/HQa_vjHVSEk
You lads realise it doesn't matter how you dress like?
Not if you can't talk to girls.
Have none of you ever met that one dude who wears ripped jumpers with muddy jeans and bad hair who still got girls because they was funny/cocky/badboy type?
>>28333631
>i have a missus though
I don't what it is but the term missus really winds me up
>>28333602
Stone island use really good materials and dyes in their products. that's why fakes are so easy to spot and they genuinly do last.
Bombers are pretty in right now. That's why /fa/ likes them. And they can add their autism patches. Just like when metal heads had patches all over their jnco jeans and backpacks.
>tfw own a pretty neat Bench leather jacket.
>paying 200 quid for a plain blue hoodie with a logo on it.
Mate, I own a few knit wear that cost me 200 quid and has no logo outside of the inner label.
Also small logos > huge logos that take up all the clothing.
>>28333698
I know who is like you describe, ill fitting worn out clothes, shaggy hair, never shaves yet somehow he has had a few gfs and isn't a virgin and yet he is also a fuckin weeb NEET and I can't work out how he fuckin ever got a gf looking the way he does.
>>28332762
I wish I could pull off that look.
I just wear trackies and a ripped old hoody 24/7 because I only go to the shops and I don't give a fuck what the 13 year olds think off my dress sense.
>>28333365
Wearing just a t shirt looks fucking awful if you have feminine teenage girl arms or wrists like most of the people here.
>>28333610
i'm mad cos you dress like a mra vaper and i have to share this thread with you
>>28333560
Him being skinnier would make it fit worse.
>>28333765
I dress the way I dress because it makes ME feel nice.
>tfw I was probably supposed to be born with a vagina
I just like dressing the way I do because it makes me less depressed. I like clothes shopping.
>tfw mens sections are always neat, but womens sections always have shit all over the floor.
How are woman such fucking mssy ebastards.
>>28333742
Yeah basically james cook of skins if you get that reference. All you nees is to be able to talk to girls.
>>28333724
I have heard good things about stone Island but desu the majority of the people who wear it are cunts who are like look at me I've got money to burn. But if you like it you wear it man. Just as long as your wearing it for yourself and not to impressive fa or try get girls.
And also I prefer big logos. I love those adidas jackets with the big logo and stripes. Personally just were unbranded shit though .
>>28333776
You don't have to, you could always leave.
>>28333698
I can talk to girls though mate.
The advantage of having a job is mixing with the other sex.
Not gonna lie, if I had a job when I was younger I'd be slaying teen pussy but now I'm too old.
>tfw girls laugh when I make rape jokes.
That's when you know you've made it lads.
Just had sex with a prostitute desu
>>28333828
You were meant to be born with a vagina? Hmmm
I have no problem with that, I used to wear Harrington jackets and slim jeans all the time, loved fashion. But I realised I still looked ugly and was just basically wasting money. Like I said I only ever wear hoodies now but I might start wearing expensive tracksuits so I can still be comfy but look a bit less of a tramp.
Got an exam at half 9 tomorrow, still don't think I know enough after procrastinating too much today.
Looks like its going to be a late night.
Fucked it lads.
>>28333866
they just think you're weird mate
>>28333849
>he majority of the people who wear it are cunts who are like look at me I've got money to burn.
I know what you mean.
I wear the polos because they're nice and great material.
Some of the jackets are nice.
But seriously half the people wearing that shit don't know what they've got and buy it just for the logo.
>adidas jackets with big logos
I own this and the red version.
Comfy as fuck mate.
>>28333849
he couldn't really talk to girls, with his last gf he could barely talk to her and he asked out via text message, that was back in '13 when we were in 6th form.
>>28333952
>do this for every exam at uni
>still get a good job
chill mate you'll be fine if you have at least some grey matter
>start full time 9-5 wageslaving again tomorrow after 8 months away from it
>have to pack all of my things and go to sleep soon
I don't like this feel.
>>28333937
Mate, even with my friends they think that a like of clothes shopping is girls shite.
>tfw mates call you a poof even though you can hold your beer better, know more about football and can actually fix shit like motorbikes and cars.
>>28333957
Yeah I have the black one and posted a picture off it when it arrived and got bullied so much haha. But I suppose caring what people on r9k think of how you dress is like caring what muslims think off your religion.
Where is my good chum who stole my nike windbreaker I want to show you something lad.
>>28334008
i know girls who can do those things
they still have a vagina and like to get fucked by big dick
>>28333957
>that costs 60 bong
Fucking hell. When I was a kid we used to wear those and they cost like 20 bong.
>>28334042
The kids version still costs 20 quid mate.
I tried explaining this to my dad when I took him to the pub and he asked about my fila top and said he got me the exact one as a kid for half the price.
Kids clothing is cheaper.
>>28333921
Condom?
How long did you last?
Cost?
>>28334068
No you just paid a load of money to have a shit logo all over your jumper making you look like a retard
>>28333980
Good to hear, I have been very lazy this semester.
Debating whether to plough through to the early hours or get a few hours sleep now and get up early.
>>28334068
Tfw no dad.
You seem to dress really good lad. What's your usual choice of trousers then?
That sounds so fucking weird haha.
But like do you wear trackies or those really skinny jeans everyone wears now.
>>28334110
what do you study? and yes, always rest. if you're tired you can't do shit, but if you feel fresh you can always think your way through shit, and can at least remember everything you actually know
>>28334070
Yeah of course
About 40 minutes, paid for an hour
150 euros, I'm in Barcelona
>>28334170
hope she was hot m8 that's big money for a sucky fucky
>>28334138
>but if you feel fresh you can always think your way through shit
That doesn't work for stem when you need to know stuff outside the lectures
>>28334136
Slim fit jeans.
Use to wear skinny jeans like back in 2006-10 but slim fits are just better overalll.
I wear trackies about the house or if I'm nipping up to get milk.
>changing to go get milk
some people amaze me.
>>28334138
Accountancy, in second year so exam doesn't count towards my classification I just need to pass.
Will keep going for a bit longer, see how I feel in an hour or so
>>28333602
>Also whats with r9ks obsession with bomber jackets? They're plain and boring and I can't think of a single rapper that doesn't wear one
That's the point lad.
People want to look like normies.
>>28334189
Romanian with a nice face and a slim and athletic body, pretty good
BOYS, I'VE GOT A FUCKING MASSIVE COCK.
>>28334248
Nice one m8, use it wisely
>its an /int/ episode
>>28334170
>having sex with a condom on
>PAYING to have sex with a condom on
Will never understand either of those two things. Might as well have a wank wearing medical gloves.
>>28334248
Mate so do Ithat feel when no one knows.
>>28334248
Shut the fack up
>>28334284
It was thin enough that I could actually feel quite a lot.
>>28334025
Hello, windbreaker lad here
>>28334248
>>28334289
People always think I have a big cock because it looks big in my trousers but when it is out and hard it only gets to like 6.5. Pretty annoying tbqh.
>>28334193
I did EE.
Concepts you can figure out, relationships you need to know. plus key facts and definitions. ez m8 you can learn a module in 2 days from scratch
>>28334197
mate you'll breeze it lmao and employers don't mind the 'i was distracted and growing up lol made mistakes' honesty if you get an ok grade overall
>>28334235
eastern europeans are nearly always banging m8 congrats. did she fuck well and put on a good show?
>>28334248
same its great when girls comment on it. never gets old
>>28334337
Found your youtube video you chav
https://youtu.be/2VvmKJ42wM4
>>28334248
showed a girl my cock on snapchat and she told me it was cute which is basically just a euphemism for small
I have no mouth and I must scream
Apparently this isn't an original comment
>>28334440
>This has 29k views and vastly positive in the likes
How? Who are these people enjoying this?
>>28334462
more man than I. I would be worried that someone would screenshot a dickpic or something
>>28334503
Me. His wordplay is good.
Also laughing at the twat in the background.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36205411
>muslims
What should I get from tesco on my way home lads
>>28334623
Nothing, Tesco is grotty as fuck.
>>28333340
M.Chem, I've been sidewinded by depression though. it's not a good feel knowing you're going to drop out of a good uni when youre doing something you used to like (still probably do, that's the worst part) NEET inc
The red and blacks are candy king I think, a shadow of the corner shop versions circa 2000 though
>>28334623
20 paul maul
I need to get some sleep tonight lads, can't stay up all night again I have exams on Friday.
>when boss says you can chill tomorrow
>>28334623
>>28334623
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>>28334676
>fucking your boss
>2016
>>28334475
>I have no mouth and I must scream
I read that recently, not sure how I feel about it. It almost gave me an existential crisis tbqh
>>28334732
change it to Boss' daughter and then I'm interested
>>28334756
grandaughter maybe
>>28334440
haha sick i'm gonna look like a right skengman
>>28334763
ebin 10;3 post bludrins
>>28334763
she's not there yet
>>28334784
a boss would be what, in his 80s? so his daughter is probably in her 40/50s
>tfw you judge people by what they buy from the fag counter
fucking chesterfields, sovereign blues, b&h blues and sterling duals can fucking piss off desu
fucking chavs
>>28334795
my boss' daughter is 17 years old
>>28334694
the bottles remind of my penis
>>28334808
>what they buy
think you mean "if they buy"
working class scum the lot of them
Sat in bed watching big bang on netflix, it's ok one you ignore the laugh track and the shit jokes anyone else got something better for me to watch
>>28334844
just stare at your feet
>>28334770
That looks really nice man. Might have to pick that one up when I get the black one, fuck paying rent right?
Where do you wear your windbreakers to? Like I know most people where jacket baggy but I like mine to only go to my belt so its shortet than my t shirt.
Thats actually how your suppose to wear them right?
>>28334623
Bought a pack of fig rolls, a bunch of bananas and 2 banana Yazoos because they were reduced to clear
>Get to counter
>Till girl looks at me smirking
>"Like bananas, do ya?"
>Waggle my eyebrows
>"I'm a fan of their earlier work"
>She laughs to the point where other people in the shop start looking
Think I'm autistic lads
>>28334823
>>28334823
then you should be proud, stubbies are master race
>tfw cold quickly
>tfw consumed easily
>tfw can take 10 comfortably
>tfw taste the same as any other
>tfw the cheapest of them all and arguably the best value
i have a big willy though
>>28334844
I unironically enjoy it. Watched every episode multiple times.
It's not funny, and not as obnoxious once you drown out the laugh track
>>28334844
I've invested 9 years in TBBT, I'm gonna watch that shit to completion no matter what.
Orange Is The New Black is terrible, but it's terrible in an enjoyable, watchable way
>>28334820
Prime time.
>ywn have a 16 year old gf that comes to yours after school before she goes home for her tea
>>28334844
It's really not okay, stop for your sake and ours
>>28334866
i literally laughed out loud.
you sound like a weird cunt but i like ya
crack more bants tomorrow at her and then ask to eat her pussy
>>28334844
the thick of it
trailer park boys
house of cards (british original m80)
porn
>>28334844
Peaky Blinders
Name sounds daft but it's fucking quality
>>28334866
Autistic people would never try and make a joke because they're incapable of it, so nah, yo're not.
>>28334886
>tfw companies workshop at boss' house
>tfw been in daughters room before
>mfw seen her bra's and panties lying around
>>28334927
US version is better
>>28334866
I don't think you know how crippling it actually is to have autism
>work in a shop
>putting some more croissants on the shelf
>guy comes up to me, gestures to the bread and asks if I've "just put it out"
>say no it's been here for a couple of hours
>he gives me a strange look and says "so it's fresh today"
>confirm this
>he apologises for confusing me and takes a baguette
>>28334952
>panties
THEY'RE CALLED KNICKERS FOR FUCK SAKE
>>28334957
>having that pic
>making those claims
jimmies unrustled. you're either mentally incapable or you're a shitty troll
>>28334974
Panties = unnecessarily sexy underwear
knickers = what your gran wears
>>28334974
it's not something I talk about often but I normally refer to it as underwear or undies if talking to someone in person.
Going to bed in 5 minutes, just going to brush my teeth.
What should I dream about?
>>28334986
panties = the most retarded word ever used, mostly by yanks
knickers = an actual decent word that doesn't sound even 1/10th as cringy as "panties"
Do you say "poop" as well?
>>28335003
sucking a big cock
dubs GET
>>28335019
when you're shopping in ann summers for your girlfriend, do you ask for knickers?
bit bent
>>28335039
>hey id like some panties for my girlfriend
>"What a fucking loser. Who uses that word except for American teenagers"
>looking for uni accomodation
>place looks nice and it's within my price
>booking tells you gender/uni/year of other bookings
>only other person attending my uni is a girl
On one hand I want to be and meet other students, on the other I feel like a weirdo for some reason.
>>28335063
the way you've worded this makes it sound as if there are only 2 people going to that uni
>>28335096
probably keele, UCLAN or manchester met
>>28334865
This one comes down quite far, but most of my jackets are smaller, so I wear them like you.
think it looks alright either way desu
>>28335096
At the minute there is only one other person attending the same Uni as me that's booked into that accomodation, lad. But I imagine it'll fill out once the conditionals get accepted.
>>28335063
>only one other person attending my uni
>I want to be
Are you even British? kek
>>28335187
cmon don't bully me lad
>>28334866
This is very funny. Underrated post, genuine comedy.
>>28335175
Accommodation will fill out, if you are not on the ground floor you will be lumped in with guys and girls.
Halls are fun for the first 6 months or so, very good for being social and meeting people.
>>28335336
What difference does being on the ground floor make?
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