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Attack of the clones > force awakens
Anakin is muh robohusbando
>>25420273
you shut your filthy fucking mouth.
>>25420290
tfw no anakin, kylo ren harem
well /r9k/ are you ready to step up and be a real man?
>completely collapse what is expected of women
>try to expand what is expected of men
just cuck my shit up bro
This is quite possibly the most unreasonable list of demands I've seen. There's nothing wrong doing any of these things is you love the person, but to demand these from a partner is ridiculous.
>>25420260
I'm calling troll. Which one of you fuckers made this?
You ever notice, some people - even Robots and losers - have that special kind of 'charisma' that makes normalfags like them and want to be their friends, lovers?
I have two examples: to start, my (only) friend, whom I have known for some 7 years now. He also browsed (and still does) 4chan, was a general outcast in school, and to the day, still cannot graduate from university and lives with his parents, has no job, and so on. And yet, he has that 'charisma': people just want to be his friend. Since high school, people would fight with each other for his attention (which he rarely gave). There were a number of times when popular girls (sometimes guys) would talk to him and try to obtain his attention.
The second example was my ex-bf. He was a loser as well: met him on 4chan's /r9k/, had a bunch of mental issues, homosexual, pennyless, criminal record, no education beyond high school, unable to keep even menial job, a drunk, fucked-up childhood, you name it. And yet, just like the first person I mentioned - people were naturally drawn him! Females, males, they generally found him handsome, attractive. People tried to be his friend constantly (and he - being the edgy fuck he was - turned them away); they would bring him food to work once they found out he was poor, they would invite him to the movies and to hang out; a self-proclaimed lesbian declared her interest in him when I was still in a relationship with him. People he met would just try to be his friend, for whatever reason.
My question is: how can people like that even 'suffer', when people actively try to interact with them? Nobody talks to me: nobody has ever tried to be my friend, or come up to me and told me they liked me; people ignore me. Nobody has ever fought for my attention, or asked for me. I could sit there for ten-thousand years, and nobody would bat an eye..The two of the examples I gave have always claimed to be "depressed" and "suicidal", but in my opinion, they can go fuck themselves.
Bump
>implying this was an original comment
>>25420234
Being charismatic has to do a lot with doing/telling jokes, stories, activities etc.in a way most would not intially see. It really has nothing to do with looks, of course they help. Most people, especially people who aren't the brightest, will be amazed just because you are ahead of them.
>>25421529
I don't think so - I think it's an 'aura' about them, and I don't place much stock in supernatural mumbo-jumbo. It just seems like they exude something that makes others like them.
All I know is, I lack it, but that there are actual Robots here who go on about how shitty their life is and how depressed they are when there are literally many instances of people wanting to be their friends or liking them romantically.
What's the best drug/drug combination to help me live out my transgenderism? To help em imagine that I'm a girl?
>>25420191
Go to California and breathe the air.
anime x--DDDDDDD
>>25420191
Bleach + ammonia
>tfw no huge cock bf
>>25420084
>tfw no huge cock
>>25420439
>tfw no cock
>>25420457
>tfw nothing
Dear robots,
I rang in the new year last night by having a one night stand with a guy I know from school.
This was my first time having sex with someone who isn't my boyfriend, and only the second person I have had sex with ever.
Does the fact that I am kind of awkward, and he is kind of Chadly make it ok? Or am I still forever broken?
>>25420040
5/7 op you should try much harder
>>25420040
m8 we don't care what you did with your body.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOASTIE!
nobloxroboxplox
Oi, geekboy. Not so fast.
>>25420039
*takes out glock*
*puts on sunglasses and leather coat*
"Fuck off, I got work to do"
>>25420039
>you will never be sexually bullied by a teenage Japanese girl
why bother living, really
>>25420039
What's that skinny boi? You think you can stay a good for nothing NEET forever? Ha! I'll teach you to man up. I'm gonna smack that 4chan addiction out of you for good.
Any robots here losing their hair? Come in, drop your feels, worries, and success stories with treatments.
Pic related my hairline. Currently on the Big 3 and hoping for the best.
>>25420029
its still decent. don't freak out and shave it like some people tell you to.
Ouch. Is it getting worse or did it decide to stop there? I'm 18 but I've been noticing the top of my head getting thinner hair.
You just don't know Anon, it could stay like that. I freaked the fuck out over this like 2 years ago, as my temples receded somewhat over a period of about 6 months, which to me was indicative of it going further. It hasn't changed a bit since.
That feel when no big belly gf to impregnate
Original comment djaueicj mslaricjck
>>25419865
>nigger
delete this thread
>>25419865
how would you even know?
>Have a gf
>Get dumped months after
>Destroyed
>Years later
>Girl is interested in you
>Reciprocate at first
>Then remember the pain
>Abort everything
Do you guys know this feeling ?
>have gf in the 8th grade
>at the school dance she slow dances with some other guy instead of me
>break up with her because I realise im too mentally immature to handle a relationship
>isolate myself from being hurt again through highschool
>have no social skills now
>have trouble even keeping friends
the fact that i got cucked isnt the reason im socially retarded.
its just the icing on the cake.
Is that a real shotgun?
>>25419738
>Do you guys know this feeling ?
>Have a gf
no. shoo.
>be me
>fat
>need to eat 1200 calories a day
can they be 800 for fastest weight loss?
>>25419730
800 calories is starvation. Diets don't work, maintaining a diet of even 1200 calories a day would be torture for most.
>>25419991
But will i lose weight? Or gain?
fucking skellies man
Look at that, Anon! Your daughter's all grown up and getting a head start on her career. She's so progressive :)
she can get a head start on this
*unzips pants*
Free the nipple is the only good thing about tumblr
>>25419746
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNN.
Supa hot fire. He spit that.
>tfw this is how I live
at least nobody ever comes over...
>>25419677
Trust me, having people at your place is overrated. They completely fuck it all up without any regard to the amount of time you'll spend cleaning up their shit. If you tell them to pick up after themselves they think you're a fucking Nazi and stop coming over. It's pretty pointless.
>>25419677
Why do you have 4 chairs?
Looks alright lad, there is visible cum on literally everything at my place.
Posting this on r9k because I want robot opinions
I don't want to live in the US after college.
Working off college debt then hopping Trump's wall.
Nigger tier country.
Where on earth can I live a solitary life?
>I am willing to learn multiple languages
>Ignore money or jobI'm a Chemical Engineering nigger
>I was thinking Uruguay because their government is pretty good and it has good climate.
>Maybe just chill in caribbean like Hemingway
>>25419657
If you're born in the US you will find adjusting to life in a second-world country extremely different. Even if the government is in-line with your political viewpoints, this rarely if ever trickles down to the individual level. You'll have to get used to new social customs, different standards of living, and all sorts of thorny problems.
A great way to check if you can live somewhere is to try living there for a month. That's enough for the shine to wear off and see if the nuts-and-bolts component works as well.
>>25419734
Ty for the input anon, I am US born.
Any countries you think are easier to adjust to that aren't going to rob me for all I own like the Eurozone?
My opinion is like the first poster: just travel and see some of the world. Your biggest problem will be culture and language leading to isolation, so be sure before you jump ship.
If you do this, my prediction is that you'll be back in the US.
>tfw no big titty gf
>tfw no human being to love me
>tfw no qt flat Asian loli gf
Why live?
>tfw cute, short, flat chested gf
>tfw really have a thing for huge tits
I'm so fucked if I ever meet a large chested girl who flirts with me.
