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How do smallfags even live?
>>25423629
Smallfag here. What we do can barely be called living.
>>25423966
How small are we talking? 6.5 inches or actually small?
>>25424504
4.5. so actually small.
so, /r9k/, how was your first day of 2016?
>did a few pushups
>drank a gallon of h20
so far, so good.
>>25423541
threw up and got food poisoning
have to be at work tomorrow by 12 but I don't want to go
just call it water you fucking nerd
Worked on projects for work, watched funny youtube videos, jacked off several timesto pictures of clothed children. Pretty solid day, probably do the same thing tomorrow and Sunday.
GOD FUCKING DAMN
GET THE FUCK OFF /R9K/ NORMIES
I USED TO ENJOY COMING HERE FOR FEELS THREADS AND DISCUSSING THE NEET LIFESTYLE
NOW ITS ALL THESE BULLSHIT NORMIE THREADS
TRAP THREADS, FEMANON THREADS, SOCIAL MEDIA THREADS, DRUG THREADS, SHITPOSTING THREADS; ALL THESE BULLSHIT THREADS
BRING BACK THE OLD R9K. IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
BRING BACK THE FEELS
BRING BACK OUR COLLECTIVE VENTING
GOD FUCKING DAMN
/R9K/ WAS THE ONLY OUTLET OF COMMUNICATION FOR ME
>>25423525
reddits that way anon >>
>>25423525
THE AUTISM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
shiggy diggy dooooo
>/R9K/ WAS THE ONLY OUTLET OF COMMUNICATION FOR ME
I know that feel, brobot.
if i get dubs you have to post thick girls
if i get trips post traps
roll please daddy
If I get dubs you livestream your suicide you faggot
>>25423405
REROLL FOR BOOTY
i'm a 25 year old male, and social anxiety and depression are ruining my life. im completely incapable of functioning normally. in any setting, at all. i don't know what to do anymore
If you have a family, talk to them about it openly.
Ask for help getting to see a doctor about it.
>>25423347
my dad remarried and had more kids and cant help me, neither can my mom. i was kicked out of therapy, although i only went for a few months.
>>25423475
Why would a therapist kick you out?
Check out this rare pe-pe :)
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE US OUR FUCKING FROG BACK
How do you pronounce pepe?
>>25423304
Pay pay. Like the french skunk
>>25423304
peh-pay
fucking robot nigger
BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME MODS ARE FAGGOTS FUCK YOU MODS YOURE ALL NIGGERS
ban him ban him ban him ban him
I'm pretty sure you can still browse while banned, you just can't post. You'll still be on R9K, just not spamming like a faggot. So yeah, ban him. I'm certain he'll regret it, though.
>>25423234
ban him
I was at my favorite restaurant earlier, eating a burrito. I sat in my usual seat, and moments later 4 girls (18-19) sat down in the booth next to mine. I was minding my own business, reading 4chan, but I couldn't help but overhear their loud and obnoxious conversations.
All they talked about is
>how they looked
>their shoes
>guys they liked
>their nails
>their eyebrows
>a new year party last night
They also kept saying self deprecating things about their appearance, then the other three would reassure them.
Do women have any interests outside of their appearance?
I mean, besides watching Netflix.
>>25423013
When I talk to people I mostly talk about the clothes I bought, want to buy, or will be buying. Or how my hair looks. I'm a straight guy.
Just kidding I also talk about my emotions a lot.
>focusing on succubi instead of your burrito
Rookie mistake
>>25423013
>Do women have any interests outside of their appearance?
No.
They're shallow little creatures.
ITT: Normie things that don't suck
>Call of Duty
>Rap music
>NBANo actual normies allowed ITT pls
>nba
nigger
>Having money
>call of duty
>rap music
>nba
Have a (You)
you piece of shit
What should you do as a robot if you want to live adventures?
Do drugs. Life becomes an adventure to find more drugs.
Sit in your room animating or making comics about little characters having adventures
Go have an adventure. I try to do one at least once a year. Go do something that's way outside of your comfort zone.
Donating blood was the most interesting so far.
Why is Princess Jasmine allowed to parade around without a burqa? That outfit is revealing even for a Westerner.
fucking slut I'd jam it in
>>25422759
Doesn't the movie take place in India?
>>25422759
Because Aladdin is a Chinese story.
my friends tell me that people think I'm gay because of the way I talk and the way I talk, but I don't see what's wrong with either of it. It just leaves me feeling bad
And the way I walk*
Because you have shitty friends, like many young people you have not grasped the idea that people who hurt you are not on your side.
Or, y'know, maybe you just happen to lisp and titter, and walk like you're doing kegels.
This happened to me a couple times when I was younger (I'm 23 now). I wouldn't worry about it. They're probably just being assholes and chances are no one else thinks of you like that.
HOW DO I TURN A ONE NIGHT STAND INTO A RELATIONSHIP
ROBOTS PLS HELP I'M FEELING
Why would you want a woman who fucks random strangers?
>>25422672
THIS
good luck keeping a slut satisfied unless you are a mega chad
Try not posting on this fucking board you fucking normalscum
aeiou
NEW MEME 2016 WE HAVE FOUND IT
aeiou froge
Big american tts
here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>Your heart could stop beating at any second, without notice.
I'm counting on it
>>25422616
Wish yours would, you ugly cunt.
>>25422803
Uhhhhh homie that sounded gangster.
