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Any robots wanna hear the tale of how I got cucked?
>be me
>27
>happily married for 8 years
>well-paying job, great financial stability
>making a fortune of stock/commodity trading on the side
>always come home to a happy wife, like what you'd expect in a traditional relationship
>6 years in the marriage, things start changing
>notice she's acting a little bit weird
>no more hugging when I get home
>hear "welcome home!" and stuff like that less often
>she starts acting more withdrawn, as if I have a forcefield around me that blocks intimacy
>used to have sex TWICE everyday, now down to once a week or less
>acting cold towards me, almost indifferent to my existence
>when I question her about this, she acts like her old self, but it feels just like that, an act
>this subsides usually within a day or 2
>one day she uses the bathroom
>her phone falls out of her left pocket onto the main couch (we have 2 couches and 2 chairs)
>she's obviously taking a shit, so this leaves me with some time to snoop around
>ding!
>the phone is receiving texts, but I always assume it's business, just like she claims
>now it's time to confirm this, but feel a little guilty for snooping
>she doesn't use a fucking passcode or anything, so I dive right into the messaging app
>she's been sending nudes to some model-esque Italian guy and texting him like crazy
>he only sends small replies and a few nudes here and there, so he's trying to be "alpha"
>status: absolutely enraged
>bang on the bathroom door, nearly breaking it
>"WHO THE FUCK IS ALFONSO"
>no replies
>kick in the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
FUCK, I WAS ANTICIPATING A HOT AND JUICY AND KEKOLD STORY AND YOU RUINED IT. I'M GOING BACK TO REDDIT.
Why the fuck aren't you fucking two latinas at the same time, /r9k/? Are you fucking retarded? These two hoes could probably fetch for $50 a pop for one night.
Get the fuck out of here fucking virgins.
>inb4 I'm ugly
>implying latinas care as long as you give them money
Where is here, Anon?
I have dreams of traveling but becoming a sex monger in another country seems incredibly gross.
is fapping to shemales a neckbeard fetish?
No it's just closet homosexuality.
>>25388229
Stole the words out of my mouth. I can't even get off to shemale x girl.
When will basic bitch culture stop?
>>25388205
Why would it? Girls get to be top of the pick without actually having any personality or redeeming qualities what so ever.
>>25388205
>Dat cute-ass girl on the right
HRRNNG
happy new year redditfags
hi 4channer
>tfw chompin' on a crunchy-ass raw carrot
Celery dipped in salt is some good shit too.
>>25388134
Celery and peanut butter is also delicious.
We need to get some /healthysnacks/ generals going
>>25388041
Raw carrots are so nice to eat
Healthy too senpai
p-pic semi-related.
it's practice gf
paper thin wall
it's seasonal. but new nonetheless
>>25387888
getting /BLEACHED/
all you bitch ass niggas complaining about not getting any pussay why don't you just rape a bitch?
They all want it secretly
>>25387847
they do
but they only want chad to rape them
>My only friend I know for 15 years found some better friends and doesn't respond to calls and texts anymore, or says he's busy.
>tfw you pepe your friend on new years eve
>2016
I want off Father Time's wild ride
i dont think we have a choice do we? wont he just bring us back?
>>25388793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return
O_O hello again..
this comment not original..ive said it before
>mfw mommy's boyfriend before my dad was literally named Chad
Abstract feeling, eh m8?
>>25387771
like father like son
Did you pick up any of his Chad traits through telegony?
Sissyfication of black men
One day all black will become a sissy and they all will crave white cocks.
Open up your mind and see like me
Open up your ass and then you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find
your ass and mind.
lolpost
>>25389425
gud shutpost friend
mom felt bad that i was spending the new year alone so she made me some of my favorite food that she cookscornbread dressing
moms are great desu senpai
putting up with our shit
>>25387596
Kill yourself you dumb redditor.
>>25387724
um..... was that really necessary?
Kot Blini in a Santa robe!!!! Weeeee
>>25387525
saved, thank you my friend
>>25387525
Saved it. Want to go on a date?
>>25387563
>>25387600
Blini official cat of r9k
