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>cock leaking precum
>stick finger into foreskin
>suck finger
>2016
>not fingering your urethra
>Year 2015+1
> having foreskin
>>25393487
lol enjoy your jew dick americunt
REAL NIGGA HOURS , GET IN HERE NIGGAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnulAutH0QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnulAutH0QY
>fake ass niggas tryin to play it lowkey
smdh get some real shit up in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6SdfqYYFjQ
STEP ASIDE BITCHEZz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z6pUAidkDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z6pUAidkDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z6pUAidkDc
Most bitter moments of 2015
>the girl that friendzoned you writes "open your hearts (for "refugees") on her wall"
>>25393130
Getting shot by a nigger
Happy new years robots! By request of the Walrus Monarch, what is your resolution?
>>25393074
1366x768 desu senpai
>It's almost 2016 where I live.
>>25392994
It already is 2016 where I do.
>>25392994
where the fuck is that
an island in the atlantic
Looking around room for things to kill myself right now
It's over. The clock has just hit 12
24 year old khv
was in Long distance relationship with girl
she never skyped her cam
she only talked to me
shit lasted like 2 months
was the happiest i have ever been
stalk her twitter
she is so happy
alex messaged me! :P
just fuck this shit
and fuck green texting I hate my life
I sat inside for NYE doing nothing jacking off and browsing r9k
its over
>>25392834
kek ask her about it before you kill yourself genius
>playing video game
>having fun
>start losing or at a tedious part
>involuntarily start thinking about times in the past when people have made fun of me and I couldn't defend myself, eventually they start saying new worse things that I'm probably imagining they'd said
Why? Why does this happen?
Lol iktf, is there a name for this or something? Vidya feel bad syndrome or something like that perhaps
>>25393056
It doesn't only happen with vidya for me. I just notice a lot while vidying.
>>25393095
>>25393095
Do you get this whilst watching movies or listenan music too? Cuz i sure do heh
Is your e-dick simply lying about the size of your penis online, or is there more to it?
e-peen or e-dick as its usually called is just a word basically summarized by the colloquialism "dick measuring contest"
Basically its just trying to be a tryhard/badass on the internet. Being arrogant or disdainful of others (on the internet).
"Youre just showing off your e-peen"
"He only talks about x because it makes his e-peen hard"
Anyone else gonna watch anime until the new year happens?
>>25392664
yeah
see you in 2017
I DEMAND to fuck your boypussy!!!!
>>25392614
>tfw no futa wolfgirl to fuck my boipussy
what do I do with a girl's attention when I finally get it?
>be an ugly awkward kid up till college, around 3-4/10
>at about age 18-19, finally start to grow into face and body, end up around a 6-7/10
>mental maturity of a 14 year old
>relationship experience of a 13 year old
>send out message after message on OKC and tinder
>usually get nothing
>some girl messages me first yesterday
I don't even know what to do here, I've been trying so long I forgot what to do when I get one's attention
Haven't even read it or looked at her profile yet, I just don't know what to do, I'm paralyzed with fear
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NOW?
>>25392602
Calm down, take a deep breath.
Then respond to her thusly.
>Hey bitch, Imma come over to your place and fuck you in the ass and MAKE YOU FART OUT YOUR MOUTH.
It's very important to capitalize it the way I did.
MFW I'm posting a New Years status to normie book as I'm trying to not be a robot this year. Good bye fellow robots
See you in a few hours, OP.
Who fuck 2016 here?
Normie cuck faggots and their stupid fucking Fireworks.
It didn't even last for a full hour this year
Also tfw i still have videos of the 2006-2007 NYE from my old toaster phone saved heh
It's amazing how much shit can change within half a decade
I'm going crazy this NYE
How bout yo guys? Are to getting as wild as me?
insert up pooper plz
>>25392442
Plz no my virgin booty hole couldn't take it. Plus the tin foil is really coarse...
>>25392384
That's literally the best fucking shit
were you raised by your grandma, anon?
No but I know a guy that was
he went out with every girl I liked in middle school
you'd swear he was doing it on purpose
I was when our home was repo'd.
>>25392449
kek he sounds like fun
