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Daily reminder to NEET-cucks:
If you're a virgin past 14, you should just end kill yourself and end the disappointment and shame you cause for your family
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past 14 is kinda ridiciloulous isnt it
i lost my virginity at age 20 and managed to fuck 14 other girls in the 4 years after that
>>25397395
dont try and be coy, you neet virgin. You'd never even caught a whiff of female genitalia
What do you do with your life after you're disillusioned about women and decide you never want to get married or have kids?
It seems like it makes the whole thing really pointless and boring. But then marrying a a woman after she had an infinitely better youth than you did, who sticks on you just because you fought really hard and scrounged your life together and managed to be something, and she just likes your spending power more than that of the guys she's been through in the past...
Well, it actually seems worse than just being bored and living a pointless life.
What are you going to do with your life?
I don't know. I want kids. But I need a mother for them who isn't shit tier. With the generation of women, it's looking really bad. It's very depressing.
Happy New Year robots!
I'm not one of you, but I feel the pain in the same intensity, for different reasons.
I hope y'all have a great life.
>>25397198
AWWW DID THE POOW WITTLE NORMIE NOT GET INVITE TO A NEW YEARS EVE PAWTY????
>Next door neighbors having New Years Party
I just want to sleep. I hate New Years.
Anyone else suffering from noise?
>>25397170
Get quality earplugs, they muffle away 40dB and are still comfy enough to sleep with.
Fire it up.
>>25396969
looks like somebody's seeing cuck wars
What are we even looking at? It's so blurry
This anon has set some kind of explosive/fire device in a nightclub full of normies
I assert that traditional women are worse relationship material than feminists. Here is why:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_b8Gs6WoW0
I hate feminism. My assertion that traditional women are worse relationship material than feminists is not an endorsement of feminism.
It seems to me that there is a common misconception that traditional women are the antithesis of feminism. They are not. I assert that a traditional woman is nothing more than a feminist who wants to get her slaves back.
Traditional women are much more harmful to men than feminists.
>>25396931
But traditional women didn't have voting rights, which means they are better.
I assert i aint got time to watch all that shit nigga
>>25396988
>on r9k on new years eve
>your time is valuable
Anyone else lying down with their ear pressed to the floor, listening to their neighbor this newyears eve?
His gf just came over and they're inviting more people. I haven't had a friend in 12 years but this feels close to the real deal.
I'm gonna try it in the other room now brb
crash the party faggot
>18
>My life's dream is to have a Camaro (dream big, I know)
>Turn 19 in 5 months
>God all I want is a Camaro for my birthday (Not even as a gift, fuckin I'll pay for it)
>It's literally all I care about
>No license because Mom cucked my dad, and now both of them are poorfags
>Cars have something wrong so they won't pass inspection
>Can't fix them because no money
>No car to drive in my test
>I wanted to get a job and save up a $5000 down payment since I'm not gonna ask my parents for the camaro
>Maybe they'll help a little with the payment or something, I don't see how they can though
>Nearest town is 25 miles away, can't walk to job
The worst part
>Mom starts dating a guy with a Camaro
>Get to drive it
>It's literally ecstacy
>It can feel the rumble of its big block V8, feel the engine churn as I shift the gears, Hear the hum of the engine as it accelerates.(He's a cop, so he let me drive it even though I had no license)
>Tells me he's getting a truck soon, and I can have the Camaro
>Oh fuck yes
>He cucks me
>He fucking cucks me and trades it in
>It's only amplified my desire for a Camaro, and now it's further away than ever
>>25396850
Obsession is a sign of autism.
>>25396984
Thanks man... I guess.
>1 at night
>been sleeping for a while now
>sleeping
>all good
>wake up to drunk parents
>they can't handle their drinks
>and always start shit when drinking
>now i'm angry and can't sleep
>worst start on new year
why does all humans have to annoy me? why can't i be left alone...
>>25396828
This
I just got back from some lame friend/family gathering I got dragged along to and my dad was grilling me the whole car trip about being "too awkward" and "not talking to people"
Fuck this, gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed
Does it make me a retard if I play with my dick all the time?
I like to shake my dick like it's a metal head at a metal concert bobbing its head. Or sometimes I just shake it around cause it's funny. And also I sometimes slap it against my belly over and over cause it feels funny and makes a noise lol.
bump bloxxcxc
Its natural, every guy does it.
Slept all day today and yesterday. What have you been up to?
>>25396730
Struggling with my bed and coming to terms that I am nothing more but a spoiled motherfucker
>>25396730
Playing War Thunder, m8.
Just doing what I've been doing for years
Browse the net and get distracted
You eventually get numb about it over time
>2016
why did you fail 2015?
2015 didnt fail, you did
>Have best friend
>Become close as brothers over the coarse of a few years
>He has a few relationships with bad girls
>I had one but broke it off cause of mental health issues
>Last year he became uncontactable and moved in with his girlfriend
>Going down to stay with him for the weekend
>Simultaneously want to punch him and never talk again for being so unreliable but at the same time dont want to lose him
What do?
coarse.
It's peak mating season.
(On a related note: Damn, this board has become so much more normie recently.)
Think it's mostly shitposting desu though some may have come here after the Oregon college shooter Chris Harper Mercer did his thing.
>tfw trace your birthday back
>It lands on mum's birthday
>>25396975
>born almost exactly 9 months after my parents bdays (they are a week apart)
>brother was born October 1st, 9 months after New Years
Last year, at this time, I had a friend. He was over quite regularly. It seems like just yesterday. I was so happy. Now I have nothing. I spent this year doing nothing. My best years are behind me. I'm living in the shadows of distant happiness. My golden age is over. I remember everything about this time the past year. I remember the good time. There's no going back. As much as I'd like it not to, time will pass me by. This time next year I'll remember the same thing, and nothing will change for the better. How are you feeling, robots?
>>25396355
In about the same spot. One close friend and he lives hours away.
Consider reaching out to people you already know. Most people passively lose touch, and then wonder why their friendships died. Well, the answer lies with the problem, so yeah.
>>25396355
you sound underage
if so then gtfo
if not then I suggest you get yourself a drink, it helps
