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Do you guys still think Chad is the one stealing your females?
The Chad is only one of the stereotypes of which females are stupidly attracted to.
I've observed others such as 'the teddy bear' and the 'volunteer'
You must know at least one teddy bear: The type of guy who has a butter face and seems partially lobotomized.
-The Teddy Bear has no goals in life, looks spaced-out most of the time
-Is sometimes a bit chubby so that girls can acquire his body warmth
-Does not complain about anything
-Does not dress differently than others, probably has a small stubble beard
And the Volunteer:
-Volunteers at every fucking possible shit that's tangentially beneficial to humans or the planet.
-Posts selfies every time he volunteers
-His facebook is basically an advertising wall for various shit.
-May travel a lot
Because if we theorize that chads can only steal chad-like females, why don't we have "chads" for hipster-like girls ?
tl;dr i'm raging that a purposeless volunteer stole my grill
chad is a general term used to describe any man that can easily sleep with women
>>25428122
There are no other stereotypes. Chad is just the collection of all desirable male traits in one person. Men can display some or all of these traits. Your examples are just people who display a lot of Chad behaviors.
>>25428122
None of those aren't normies. You don't seem to understand that the ranking is either normie or robot, everything else are subgroups
What are the leagues of dating?
Seriously people mention that girls are out of your league, but no one ever elaborates on that.
Just like 1-10
Girls are rated on their looks
Men by their status
Men can acquire status by being good looking
>>25428102
could you give an example?
>>25428158
You mean like pictures?
Dating within your league normally means like dating within 1 point of where you are on the 1-10 scale
So a 6 dating a 7 is dating within their league but a 6 dating an 8 would be dating out of their league
>2016
>still being low test
fookin lmao at ur lyf winky laughing smiley face
>>25428082
post more lucy
fat piggu
>>25428243
could u handle dat ass
every fiber of my being wants to go blow my entire paycheck at the strip club but I know this is a bad idea
what do I do to stop myself
Masturbate. This is always the answer.
>>25427935
go blow it on prostitutes instead
kill yourself
alternatively send your money to me for safekeeping
this is a movie us robots can relate to
pic related is literally /r9k/: the movie. It made me cry the first time I watched it in high school and now I watch it at least twice a week.
How do you even cry to that shit. It's just nihilistic, not sad. If you cried to it you probably didnt understand shit of what you were watching.
>>25427886
what's the movie? Im retarded/
>>25427886
This isn't a robot movie you faggot, this is a poorfag movie. If anything something more like Boyhood would be the case for your average robot, well, if Mason never got his ugly gf.
Let's talk crazy.
Ever been with one? How was it? Why did it work or not work?
Related Sites:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community Site: http://www.yandere.org/
> Dating / Community FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
Taking yandere applications here
Pls reply
These threads aren't allowed on r9k anymore, you know.
Most utterly frightening experience of my life, thank you very much. I don't know if the term 'yandere' is exclusive to Japanese girls or not, so maybe my advice here is not direclty relevant, but: NEVER DATE A WHITE BITCH
how does one go about acquiring a qt gf
Be not ugly.
I've heard being funny helps, but all its done is got me friends who end up leaving about a year later.
If I knew I wouldn't be here.
STOP RIGHT THERE FAGGOT
GIVE ME YOUR BEST MEME OF 2015 OR YOU'RE DEAD
Hopsinposting
>>25427638
My life was the meme, nigger. Shoot me and you'll have it.
>>25427638
Obviously Pepe the frog
>make internet friend
>convince him that i am a female
>1 year passes
>he wants to meet me and be my boyfriend
what do i do? i can't tell him i am a socially retarded male virgin who was just fucking with him this entire time
Post conversations.
>>25427637
you can
it would be funny
Just put it off until you're on the hit MTV series, Catfish.
Do you robots ever stay up all night? I'm thinking I won't go to sleep tonight since I've been waking up at like 3:00pm recently.
I stay up every night and have for at least the past decade. Even if I try not sleeping for a couple nights to try to get on a normie sleep schedule, in less than a week I'm back to staying up all night again.
I've lost my internal clock. With no reason to wake up or go to sleep, I have about two or three extra hours of being awake every day, which means I cycle through being nocturnal and normal
>>25427619
8:07 am here, haven't slept yet. Feeling shit. Gonna go pick some stuff up from town, ahve a burger king, then come back and have a nap.
This always happens when I have 2 weeks or more holiday. I stay up later and later until I'm going to bed at like 5-8am and it just gets ridiculous.
Anyone else here butthurt by SJJW Abrams and the new Star Wars? I really thought the interracial sex scene at the end was a bit much, twqh.
I don't remember any interracial sex scene at the end lol.
>>25427668
you probly just blocked it out.
His movie was shit
>taking 1 minute to learn how to fly the falcon
>taking 1 minute to learn on the fly how to use lightsaber
>fighting sith as a noob and winning
TERRIBLE
JJ A HACK
any other mtf robots out there?
>>25427590
Post original boipucci.
>>25427590
There are a lot here but they should post at /lgbt/ instead
>>>/lgbt/
You have multiple dedicated threads there.
Daily reminder if you're over 6'0 and white. You can't be a robot. You're just a failed normie.
This istrue and if you disagree you're a stupid retarded faggot
Well whiteys what are your excuses?
A greater amount of things factor into it then just being >6'0 and whitewas he not a robot?
Anyone a manlet here? How tall are you and how do you deal the fact that society will always look down upon you? If you are not a manlet, what do you think of manlets?
Its been pretty hard for me lately. I'm 5'4 and people don't really take me seriously. Every night I just cry for what have could've been for me if I was a bit taller.
>>25427538
5'5" here, I don't really mind, people respect me for being smart but haven't really ever dated so idk what girsl would think of my height.
>>25427538
Where can I get that thing in the pic.?
>>25427538
>5'4
>manlet
I am 1.71m, I don't know how to convert my height to your retarded system
It appears these "gondolas" are on the rise and are getting a bit popular on this board
could you guys do us all a favor and start watermarking yours with swastikas, anti feminist, white pride and other offensive watermarks to keep this meme from going mainstream?
>>25427484
If a meme goes mainstream it's a success.
>>25427484
>>25427530
whatever happened to fefe
>>25427530
>wanting your memes to get posted by normies
could you be more kuck?
