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>Wake up this morning, go get healthy drinks and fruit from the store
>This is the year
>I think i'll start that music project back up
>Day slowly progresses to drinking whiskey alone and listening to the same Joy Division album on repeat.
I gave it a shot, wish I could afford meds
To be fair, Joy Division is really fucking awesome. Which album?
>>25428411
Unknown Pleasures
Probably do the same with Closer tomorrow
>>25428443
Fuck yeah, Unknown Pleasures.
I've been on an 80s goth kick lately. I was listening to "Substance" followed by a bunch of Bauhaus and The Cure. Moving on to Christian Death.
If you listen to The Cure, try "Pornography". It's got that downtrodden feel to it that's so exhilarating.
Conditions:
>be australian
>be neet
>be ready to kill yourself
Hello, my name's OP and I'm a NEETaholic. Wondering whether there's any NEETs on at this current time from the good ol' Auslands. I'm 20 years old and basically a loser from Victoria. Get hella lonely and wouldn't mind hearing about the lives of robot-kind.
18yo schizo neet here, SA
>>25428349
where in vic, cunt?
Canadian neet here, what is australia like? How could you be bored there isnt there beaches and deserts and shit? Sounds like a blast
>in an internet fight
>refuting all his arguments
>he stops replying
this is the best feeling ever
>in an internet fight
>punch my computer
>it doesn't work anymore
I win.
>>25428348
that doesn't make you win. that means you lost hard.
>>25428334
Maybe he got tired.
Tinder has been a failure thus far. I got a few matches, two haven't replied to my initial message and the only one who bothered to reply stopped after the first message. I'm now out of people in my area to try matching with.
Have any robots had success with OKC?
Try POF anon, I found my current gf there and lost my virginity...in my area OKC is filled with picky landwhales and PICKY single moms...pof has better looking women
>>25428370
I agree. Mmmm, having tried both, I like pof more as well. Okc used to be golden back in 2012. The only shitty thing about pof is that you can't block/hide girls after you message them, so you can't tell if you messaged them or not yet until you've checked your whole inbox or get their dumb pro version
>>25428466
lol. Not remebering who you you message.
If you were offered 10 million dollars to show your crush your 4chan post history, would you do it?
I would pay for that to happen. 100% honest.
Not like I had a chance with her, could get all the bitches with 10 million.
I don't have a crush, do I have to show it to my waifu instead
Oh wow guys, I went one whole day without touching my pecker. I already feel the superpowers emerging from their dormant state.
Should I pick the +69 iq first or the talking with animals perk? How's everyone holding up?
>these nipples
>that torso hair
epic trap m8
don't get more iq it will make you too smart for work
start talking with animals and learning about people's masturbation habits and crushes
>all these nofap progress threads
It's two days in to the new year. The problem with you guys, you all expect results straight away, you've got no patience. How can one group of men be so fucked in so many ways?
>>25427992
>you all expect results straight away
These retards shouldn't expect results at all. You don't spend all day jerking off because it's made you autistic, you spend all day jerking off because you were autistic to begin with.
>way too skinny
>weak as fuck
>cant gain weight
>every girl i meet weighs more than me
>wearing t shirts make me feelsbadman
whats the best way to gain some weight and muscle
Steroids, lots of food, and weights everyday.
I'm just like you. I just got over it.
Buy protein shakes
I find it hard to eat lots of food too. You can get a high muscle to fat ratio and look good by just having lots of protein shakes and working out. You'll get otter mode at minimum.
>tfw raped by dad so no one will ever love me
Are you the lesbian femanon from earlier?
I'll love you.
Do you cry a lot?
I want to hold you while you cry.
>>25427183
roastie btfo as usual
ITT: we worship fembots and tell them they're pretty
We're going to lie to them, then?
qt patootie fampai
>>25426467
who is the annoying rich girl who shows her feet how old is that one where does she live. she said she had a puffy vagina, god i want to fuck her now
http://imgur.com/a/idOB0
tl;dr I dated a chick for a month, left her because she is insane, and she harassed and stalked me for a couple months after.
Been waiting to share this for a while, I have a looot of stories of shit that happened when we were together, lemme know if interested.
You goofed by replying to her and making her feel like you were giving her another chance.
i know man, i dun goofed. I see her in person daily, so i thought it would make her leave if i just gave her what she wanted. in hind sight i see it was a bad idea.
>having someone care about you this much
>but that person's fucking crazy
lifes tough man.
No one can post a girl more prettier than Taylor Swift because that's impossible.
>>25426060
Do you think she's going to get fat and get a double chin?
>>25426111
Yes triplets of belleville, shes going to end up looking exactly like her mother.
Of course /r9k/, a board where the majority of users are vanillafags with bland taste, would love Taylor Swift.
Why dont we all just fill our dicks with silicone and get off this board already?
>>25425896
>>25425896
if you think silicone dicks are a good idea you haven't watched enough tranny porn
>>25425896
I'd rather fill my brain with lead.
does it even get hard anymore? lel, imagine that in your pants all day, you will have to hold it when you take a shit.
Name one thing you'll never achieve.
Competence.
Uniting all the Germanic people under one banner.
>>25425686
Having friends IRL
sup robots? i'm a little drunk (and working on fixing it and becoming more drunk).
wanted to discuss if you guys ever felt anything for one of your sisters or (more commonly) cousins? or anyone related to you really.
i have this one cousin who i'm attracted to. i don't know why, but i just am. i didn't spend any significant time with her growing up that i can recall. maybe that had something to do with it.
pathetic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
OAGginaal comments
fbdh
>>25425297
I was madly in love with my same-age cousin growing up. Probably because she was the only girl in my life really that treated me nicely and because she was genuinely pretty.
I got my hand in her cleavage and kissed her and once we swapped gum from her mouth to mine, but we never did anything because I never really fully realized it until later.
She's long since been married and had kids, but I sometimes wonder if she ever would have been down for running away together when we were younger.
Japanese girl getting btfo by black people.
I'm sorry that I laughed while watching.
http://youtu.be/PzjD_5HYnD4
>find your love in japan
daMN SON, in japan they take cuckoldry seriously in japan
damn i need to go there, maybe even as a white 25 kv i can lose it thereHOW CAN SWEDEN COMPETE
>>25425078
Damn k posted the wrong video
>>25425078
I meant to post this one Pham
http://youtu.be/_vXSOzRvnWs
