Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6481. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6481. page
>put my dad in my Google play music family plan
>"whoa Anon. Comes with free redtube."
>he means YouTube Red
>he knows the difference
>I know the difference
>we both have autism and pretend we don't know the difference
>everyone knows and dad knows I am a porn fiend
>>25434476
So then what's the problem?
Your dad seems alright.
>>25434476
i call my kid sperglord autismus bizmuth when he shows me shit from ifunny and 9fag.
>>25435269
And then I bet he tells you to go back to Reddit
they have stolen our meme, and now they claim it as their own
tumblr user genocide when
Gondola best meme desu.
gondola is now our last hope
>>25434558
>>25434595
this. Finish memes are too dank for normies to understand. They will always be chan tier
i just ate a shitload of crisps and cookies, like 3 large bags of crisps and around 30 cookies
>>25434426
dude
dude
I just ate your moms pussy
>>25434426
dum-dum manchild :(
Agriculture is the worst thing to happen to humanity and the earth as a whole
Think about is robot, if agriculture was never invented, you'd have a qt loyal wife and 2-5 kids, you'd breathe the fresh forest air and eat fresh food, maybe have a dog to hang out with and just enjoy life as we evolved to enjoy it
Not true. Hypergamy was rife in ancient times.
Christian morality (strict monogamy, punishment for adultery, etc) was the best period. Every man had a woman
I agree, plus agriculture was backbreaking work. The only reason it was necessary is because the food populations were fluctuating at one point I guess. Still, would've been better to go extinct than succumb to this mundane existence.
Imagine how awesome it would've been to be a hunter-gatherer in a rich ecosystem. Imagine finding the hot springs in Japan and having it all to yourself. Imagine living on a tropical island of your own.
>>25434295
no, they'd probably be culled the first time some wild beast showed up, never knowing the warm touch of a stinky hunter gatherer female.
Why do normies drink this shit so much?
>>25434289
It's cheap and good for drinking games. I've noticed the normies in my city drinking more craft beers/IPA's if anything
It's basically water that gets you trunk. It might not be the best beer out there but it's cheap and inoffensive.
>>25434322
i meant beer in general but yeah
>30,0000 ft up, and you are not invited.
>>25434266
Niggas be going through real shit man, they're out of work.
Kanye understands the NEET struggle.
>>25434294
he's aight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNkj1aiISa8
WHAT'S A BLACK BEATLE ANYWAY?
A FUCKIN ROACH
Is Hegre Art great fap material or is it the best fap material?
It's the intellectual men's blacked
>>25434209
I stick to pictures without black guys with dicks bigger than my arms.
it's all run by jews in the end.
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/683304635042508800
>Claiming that he respect women and doesn't see them as sex objects
>Crying for being 40 years old virgin that women friend-zone him
Now that's what I call a pussy slave.
>>25434101
isn't he a youtuber?
>I've only ever had one girlfriend but we never got physical
>It was an open relationship and she has a lot of suitors
He's L I T E R A L L Y a cuck
>>25434125
Sargon of Akkad? Yes.
Hey /r9k/, this lady would like to reduce the male population to basically a slave to the feminist state through eugenics and social engineering.
What are your opinions on it brobots?
http://www.vice.com/read/is-reducing-the-male-population-by-90-percent-the-solution-to-all-our-problems
>>25434061
Why do sites like Vice and Huffington post allow these lunatics to write for them? That's crazy even by hardcore feminist standards. You'd think sites so bias to the left would be against hiring people who want to cull humans.
>>25434061
Screencap the "article" you faggot. I_ain't_clicking_that_shit.jpg
>>25434252
Dunno how. On mobile.
>pic related
Women with glasses are my fetish.
Everyone else outside of this website who likes this fetish is a guaranteed Hispanic, hispanics love giantess for some reason
Women who like me and think I'm cute and nice and want to spend time with me and hug me and care about me
>>25434010
I like girls with glasses too, but the one in your pic is fugly dude.
Okay I'm fucked. I literally gambled away 3/4 of my neetbux for this month last night.
And most of my bills aren't even paid yet.
What do?
>>25434001
>gambling as a NEET
>gambling at all
>what is maths
wewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I can't help you neetfriend. I have work tomorrow.
>>25434001
You still have 1/4 left. Try gambling with that and see if you get lucky.
>tfw 4chan is essentially just dark reddit
>>25433996
>implying reddit isn't just watered down 4chan for normies
>>25434008
4chan is 4chan for normies
if you can't see that, you're blind
>>25433996
>>25434008
>fewer cucks
>no upboat or shekel gold
>original memes, sometimes
>mostly NEETS, misanthropes and closet nazis as opposed to bored dead-inside office wagies, SJW uni students and failed normies
Yup, I prefer this shithole. At least we're self-aware.
australian girl vocaroo http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jj6kLQIisd
>>25433973
I have those same sunglasses but in blue
Also never post Australian girls voices again or talk to one ever, they are mine and I own them.
>>25434066
i can give good sex to you
Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Leave
So, how's that online dating attempt going for you Anon?
We live in the same area.
What part of MD are you from?
>>25434047
That pic is 4 years old. Look at the timestamps on the messages
>>25434126
Oh.
I just saw the 240
>make thread
>no replies
How does the betaness follow me everywhere?
>>25433875
Imma give you this one reply
You don't deserve to be replied to.
>>25433875
What was the last thread you posted about ?
