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What are your plans for 2016?
> become a cute skelly goth girl
> get my first boyfriend
> lose virginity
> work on my art
> become a granola girl
hmmm i think you meant to type www.tumblr.com not www.boards.4chan.org/r9k/ though it is an easy mistake
>>25436315
scene girls are more attractive tbqh
>>25436315
>Become qt skelly moe girl
>Get my first boyfriend
>Work on my degree
>Save money
>Fat shame
Turn yourselves around before it's too late you faggots! Wake the fuck up!
AaahahahahahaaahahaOOOOweee.
Yur funny.
I think it's already too late to be honest.
>>25436328
Wake the fuck up!
>>25436355
It's never too fucking late!
Pic related.
I've got this pile of cash sitting in savings, I don't know what to do with it. I'm in the army so don't have many expenses and I just throw most of my paycheck into savings each month. But now I've got over 12K, it feels like I'm wasting it by just letting it sit there and grow mould.
What would you robots do with it to make the money work for you? At least some of it, not all of it.
Also post bank accounts and show is how richfag/poorfag you are if you want. Interested to see what we've got here. Remember to remove account #'s.
>>25436183
gimme some steam games it will give you good karma for the year >>322365349
also its my bday tomorrow and im poor
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>>25436183
Put it in a CD or buy a nice ETF with it.
Youve got more money than my whole family
My friend wants to know what you robots would do to her.
>her
i would absolutely destroy his boypussy
>give her a bowl of eggs
originals
>>25436458
Lol holy shit that's a man.
Not doing this as an experiment, but for fun, to troll roasties who ignore me on my real account, and get nudes from them. I need ideas for Chads to use. Preferably obscure handsome actors or something.
>>25436115
Made the account and I'm masquerading as Manuel Ferrera kek. I bet they still will think it's real.
just find randoms on instagram or facebook i guess
>>25436115
Just pictures from a random Facebook user
But don't use their name, as that's illegal
>"The friend zone doesn't exist you shirt lord"
Then what should we call it when a female with no intention of having sex with a man, leads him on anyway because she likes the feeling of having his attention and attraction and eggs him on to buy her free things and do nice things for her like a boyfriend would? Because I have personally seen that exact scenario happen to 5 different men, and been told stories of it happening to men who I don't know.
It's called a "dumbass-zone", the woman was never your friend, you just got played.
Only teens complain about the friendzone because they lack life experience to know what the fuck is actually going on.
I'd call it the autism zone, because anyone with a slight understand of social behavior would know the girl he orbits isn't his friend. The only reason he is in that zone is because of his own autism.
friendzone exists but its a lot more rare than people make it out to be.
people attribute a lot of things to the friendzone when really like >>25436014 and >>25436233 said it wasn't the friend zone at all.
but people do get friend zoned. you become friends with someone, and then when the possibility of romantic interaction is brought up that idea could repulse you. thats just not what most people use the word to describe.
and i know thats changing goal posts, because no one uses that word that way, but if they did the term would be acceptable. as it is currently used now, its of course deserving of ridicule.
BRRRRAAAAARRRRRPPPFFFFT
someone post the funny green text plox
>>25436098
>>25435946
BUMP
bloxbloxlboxlboxlbox
>>25436797
Bumpbumpbumpbrap
I feel so weak all of the sudden. I can barely get out of my bed, have no strengh to do anything but shitposting, my head hurts so fucking much I can't think straight and I sleep like 14 hours a day, should I go to the doctor or it's just long term depression doing its magic.
Mayor depression still is a reason to go to the doc
Have you been taking any drugs/meds? How old are you? Has this ever happened before?
>>25435955
Nothing. 25. Not to this extend.
>Mayor depression still is a reason to go to the doc
It would be pointless because I know exactly what's causing it and it's something I have no control over. He would either give me happy pills or sending me to therapy which solves nothing.
>>25435916
Go to doctor. You are probably suffering from a temporary brain frog.
Here's some advice to avoid becoming a beta orbiter.
1. Don't be so readily available. If you reply right away and always want to hang out it tells her that you have no life outside of being with her. No life = boring.
2. Chase money not women. Women come with money.
>>25435755
>it tells her that you have no life outside of being with her
which is true
>>25435755
>Chase money
I have zero interest in money beyond a certain amount. I prefer to chase knowledge
>>25435878
if you chase knowledge become a professor
even if you truly have no life just lie to her and pretend you're busy. it works
>>25435755
Im 22 y/o with stocks and aprox 20k in the bank and a car I own. Still a virgin. Money doesn't help when nobody is aware of your existance.
>very shitty childhood
>bullying, social anxiety, depression
>wallow in misery for a decade
>depression starts weening
My problem is that I'm lonely, and at the same time I don't want anyone. Being miserable turned my character to adjust to it, I don't trust people or really care, I have fallen way out of social norms and it doesn't bother me, girls like me but I can't care about women either, don't seek a relationship, don't seek anything but for the remaining feels to go away.
Even at the end of the rainbow it's fucking shit.
What the fuck, robots? There's no "bee ur self" line here, no advice to be more sympathetic. I'm emotionally fucked and so is who I am.
Stay miserable robots, at least you're true to yourself.
>i don't care
>shitposts about mediocre life
kek.
>>25435730
Quit being stupid.
Not caring about people doesn't mean I don't care about myself.
>>25435704
l know that feeI OP
Is there such thing as alpha orbiter?
You know, a guy who is Chad for all intents and purposes (popular, confident, gets laid a lot) but still orbits one girl?
Because i know a guy like that and i dont know how to label him.
I mean was on a date with solid 8 (whom he fucked few times already) but ended it early just so that he could pick up that one girlwho i think is objectively no more than a 6from another guy's place. He keeps talking about her too.
what is he
please respond my autism wont let me stop thinking about it
>>25435617
A nu-male?
>>25435728
numale is regular beta orbiter
>getting a shit test
>by my mother
Has your mom given you shit tests?
No because pua is not real
Is that the test whe
>tfw when your mom gives you a pop shit test and you pass the smell test but fail the taste test
2 days into nofap
WHEN DOES THE URGE STOP
Day 4 or 5.
Day 14 and it'll be almost all gone.
Just think before searching something on the web or opening a file.
>>25435657
how do i make it to day 14
>>25435700
It'll be easier by day 4 to 5. Distract yourself. Go on a walk, draw something, write, make music.
Are traps gay?
>>25435555
why dont you tell us master of quads
>>25435555
I don't know but that story made my peepee hard. =/
>>25435555
Does it really matter? Original
4chan has gotten better since Hiro replaced Moot
who?what is being original
>>25435533
That's true.
/thread
>>25435533
He's done a lot of good by adding boards, bringing the robot back, etc.
Moot did nothing but hide like a little bitch because his fee-fees were hurt bu cuckposters
