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>tfw mommy combs your ball hair
>no friends
>dont care cause not poor
>tfw have no real good feels so have to make up stories in my head about my mother combing my pubes
>>25433243
a feel is a feel anon, even if its a delusion conceived of in the mind...
I wanna post my waifu so bad
I wanna burry me head like king arthur
what is the name of this milk maiden
I do too
I'm hard to reach and hard to keep.
What are you doing with your hand
>>25433493
Waiting for you to deposit money into it.
>>25433525
I'll blow a load into it. Final offer.
Post anime with a female MC that is actually good.
Protip:You can't
you just posted this on /a/
madoka
>>25434312
I only posted it on /a/ to piss off the normies. I want the real thread to be here.
>>25434292
Depends on what you think is good, anon.
I say idolmaster cinderella girls is a good anime with a female mc.
>wake up
>lie around for another 2 hours
>finally enough energy and enthusiasm to get up
>eat something
>energy and enthusiasm used up, ready to go back to bed for another couple hours
Is this what life is?
wakeup...grababrushandputalittlemakeup
Find some hobbies, fampai. I'm learning how to paint and I'll be taking clay sculpting lessons this year too
Isn't there anything about life that you gain pleasure from? Why not do that?
I'm trying to find a way to cheap myself out and get some free discipline
/r9k/, how do I get rid of acne?
I've had it strong for 10 years now since 2006 when I was in the 6th grade. I've been on several major acne meds, plenty of over the counter stuff, tried crazy shit I've seen on the Internet, eat plenty of foods filled with Vitamins A and C, change my pillow sheets, and all the other stuff you're supposed to do; but nothing ever helps.
What do I do?
Cut out dairy and processed foods, eat tons of green vegetables like broccoli, spinach and kale, drink lots of water, wash your face twice a day and never touch it. Failing that, accutane
>>25432999
I will follow the trips of truth
Try Hibiscrub (Hibiclens in the US), it worked for me.
I try to be accepting of other races but when i see what they write on internet, i realise we need to exterminate them before they do it to us.
How are "they" going to exterminate us? ISIS is a tiny little group.
>>25432975
They are outbreeding us right now dude
Same desu
I accept them, and respect them, I just recognize they should not have any rights or be considered citizens. America and yurop are for white people only. They can work here if they want since we are so much better than everyone, you know, shit like shining my shoes, washing the dishes, or scooping up doggy shit, but they shouldn't receive any form of welfare, and they shouldn't be allowed to vote. People say second class citizens like it's a bad thing, but I could really see a system working where you have natural born citizens, people who bought themselves a citizenship after passing a genetic background test, and a kind of visa that never expires and carries steep penalties if they are ever caught using paper money. A lot of the untermenschen use cash as a way to circumvent taxation. They shouldn't be charged a higher tax, in fact to be fair income tax, property tax, inheritance tax, capitals gains, all tha tshould be abolished and the state and feds should only raise revenue through a flat sales tax. None of this sin tax bullshit either. Diapers, rice, medicine, cheetos, and cigarettes should all be taxed at exactly the same rate. Anyway, by forcing them to use a bank account(and they're only allowed one) that is tied to their visa there are no more problems of them destroying our economy and hurting us. The assholes who come to work here and send money back home to fund cartels and family wouldn't be able to do that anymore. Their bank account could only be used within the nation it was earned, while only citizens are allowed to participate in international commerce. Donating to charities benefiting 3rd world shits or buying cheap shit from china is entirely different from what they're doing.
>man up and ask a girl for her number
>she gives me a fake one
She might have written down wrong or you might have written it down wrong.
She might be shy or anxious, so she gave a fake number to avoid the situation, not you.
You don't know why, so don't beat yourself up. And even if she did give you a fake number, who gives a shit? She's not that important.
>Caring what a random slut thinks
HAHHAHAHAHAHA;_;
>>25432899
This anon >>25432982 is right, even if it came off as a joke.
Fuck that chick if real, anon. Move on and leave that slut in the dust. She obviously doesn't realise what she missed out on.
Get some ice cream, put on a movie. Something really comfy, something you watch and can enjoy every time you watch it. You eat the fuck out of that ice cream and forget her.
Good morning day to you, 3Dcuck.
While you're wallowing in sadness, I'm enjoying my time with my waifu. We're enjoying our day, can you say the same, 3Dcuck? As you sit on your couch, drinking your sorrows away because you *still* want a 3D succubus?
I suppose that's just the life of a normalfag 3Dcuck...
>>25432887
Name of that hentai please.
Jokes on you, I take my waifu to work :)
>>25432887
I like your style family.
Feeling down?
Don't know what to do with your life?
Want to get in shape?
Want to get over social anxiety?
Want to have purpose?
Why not join the military?
sure it is hard work but if you really want to straighten your life out then it will require some amount of work, at least the military will give you some guidance.
I already joined
It's pretty boring but easy I guess
>>25434178
>tfw military doesn't accept the mentally ill, so literally 100% of true robots
There are bizarre reasons as to why it wouldn't be ideal for me to currently join any active service.
When you know a background check gives you conflicting results, there will be a problem in the process.
How often do you have to vacuum/clean your room? I do it like twice a year, and I notice there are some stuff I just can't get rid off. I feel like my room is moldy or rotten or something.
everytime i shampoo my carpet the waste water is jet black, everytime
>>25432945
Thank God I don't have a carpet. How do you even clean a carpet? What if a dog/cat/human pisses or shits on it?
My mom makes me do it every week
Who's the most robot robot here?
me. only 2 gfs only had sex once and i'm socially awkward
>>25432903
Jesus, that's pretty bad anon.
I feel sorry for you, but hey, be yourself and you can find your true love
I am a 48 year old virgin living in the cellar of my mom's house
I rarely go out and normally since 2002 I refuse to do so and to look at human face's in reality.
My mom feeds me but thats all.
She's 71 and have given up on me a long time ago.
>go on normiebook
>all the people I used to hang out with getting drunk on new years
this actually hurts me
This is why i try not to use facebook
Not because i don't want a social life, but because i don't want to see how fucked up i am compared to the others.
>>25433294
Their faces, the smiles on them. It hurt. I'm gonna make it this year. I know I will. It's the pain that makes me want to. I don't wanna feel it anymore.
>go on normiebook to check out how the people from my childhood are holding up
>tfw all the people who bullied me and made my life a living hell now lead better lives than me
So much for "don't worry little anon, those guys who bully you are going to end up social outcasts, hobos, or in jail".
>Tfw no gf that's qt, introverted, quiet, shy, a bit autistic, into vidya, under 160cm, A cup or smaller, dark hair and eyes, hates normies, and can play the violin or the piano
>>25432875
You'll just have to settle for the beautiful, outspoken, spontaneous, trendy, popular, movie-trivia-expert, moderately tall, B cup, blonde haired blue-eyed, guitar-playing GF that has a pretty normal circle of friends that you've already got, OP. How about showing me some of that luck?
>>25432986
There's literally no way I'll get along with a girl like that.
>>25432875
>under 160 cm
I'm 5'8, so I want to make sure I get with a taller girl. If I ever have kids, I'll try my best to make sure that they won't be doomed to Manlet status.
How many people who post here have been officially diagnosed with autism or are on the autistic spectrum?
Tourette here.
Got put into autism class anyways.
Not me. Haha, retards.
>>25432805
How bad is your Tourettes?
