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Where the fuck is anyone?
Probably a ton of people with hangovers, again. Just gonna spend today reflecting more and playing Chinese video games. Good thing it's raining
>tfw original brit picture maker isn't gonna maintain them no more
>tfw low mood won't leave me
And I have an exam on the 5th too.
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LADS
>be immersed in a film with relatable characters
>remember that they're actually all incredibly lucky people who have never experienced an ounce of struggle in their entire lives
>ruined
films are unwatchable
>character is a social outcast or weirdo
>is portrayed by an A list celebrity
It's just a big joke
>>25430936
Worse
>>character is a social outcast or weirdo
>>has friends, has sex
>>25430900
Remember every adult on tv has had sex with multiple partners and will have friends
So how much should a woman lower her standards in dating?
r9k always talks about how women's standards are out of this world and I want some insight on that.
I am 22 and never really had a relationship with a man I truly wanted to be with (one short fling and one fwb in total).
I rarely get hit on but even when I do, I am usually not interested in guys who do so.
So far had a crush on one guy two years ago and I wasn't his type.
I don't see my standards as too high: I don't care much about looks and most things mentioned here but compatibility and fitting into "type" is hard to achieve.
Quality b8
[Spoiler] completely original post, never before done
Fuck off, you fucking whore. /r9k/ is NOT for you, just leave us alone.
>>25430926
>implying r9k isn't normie now
Life is just a game. All the rules are right infront of you and you already know most of them. Why are you so shit at it?
because it's like hitting randomize on the oblivion character creation screen and being stuck with it
Do you know this guy's name? He's too fucking funny to me
Also walk me through how to win the game
>>25430866
>Why are you so shit at it?
Because we don't get to chose which cards we're dealt.
>do nothing all day every day
who else feels this hell
Me. Actually, being a neet was my childhood dream "job". You know what they say, be careful what you wish for.
This was me, so I started playing an mmo, and somehow sperged my way into a clan. Now I can chat with these people and work towards in-game goals. It's like tricking your mind into thinking you did something other than sit in a chair and star at rapid flashing lights for hours on end.
>>25430768
Install Linux and get involved in some open-source projects. They're always looking for new developers.
Learn c, c++, and Python to start out.
Personally, I like the Fedora distribution to start out, but some people prefer Debian or Ubuntu.
>tfw fantasy running wild
>tfw thinking about all the qts I always mentally fuck
>tfw they're really horny in my head
>tfw not letting these succubi control my penis
Who here /holdingon/? Let's do this friendbots!
yeah man last I went like five days without sex lol can you believe that shit? I think I could have gone longer but the lady really wanted it and I can't deny free pussy you know.
>>25430914
>mental succubi
They're in my head, not real. I masturbate to them, not fuck them, if that wasn't obvious.
>>25430914
>tfw so pathetic can't get imaginary sex
>the year is 2030
>VR technology has been integrated into normal human life
>all emotional and sexual desires are fufilled by virtual beings cattered just to your needs
>human-to-human romantic relationships cease to exist
>mfw you can literally buy love
>>25430816
>thinking this will be allowed in the matriarchy
Delusional faggot.
>>25430816
tfw I'd be in my mid 40s in 2030
Too late for me to enjoy the new VR future
People born in the 80s have the worst luck.
>>25430845
Don't worry anon. Future science will dramatically decrease the aging process.
>no money
>no food
>no home
>no heating
>no family
>no will to live
I'm broke as shit
I'm a complete failure
I'm a shame for the humankind and the fault's only mine
I should ask for help but I know that I don't even deserve it
I'm not even comfy for the incoming nuclear holocaust
fuck me
have you tried installing linux??
>>25430803
the system won't even reboot
That fell when linux and opensource sort of defined my life. I am jobless nett, kicked few times of uni, uneployed, playing old games, manging shitty unpopular projects like bbs, some dd2 server, trying new kernels and distro.
And few yeras after i use linux i see all windows user as normis trash, just like all fb and social mining sites. Litrealy i want to kill, when i saw that some programs in windows, make over 4 toolbars, redirect all trafic, make spyware, and even add ssl root certifact (just like lenovo) and that was my nephew pc i fixed.
Sometimes i think i am sharing some light with my brothers in opensource, that we are selected few. Maybe it's dumb elitarism, but i moslty despice all other people. Maybe i am some sort of ugly, autisic, creeper. But i can't relate to people who have windows and fb. I just can't stend that 2 fucking thinhs, most of the world, i fell like they are my enemy.
I tried ssri, snri and neroleptics, but they just make my sleppy.
>>25430706
ncie way of wiritng yuor psots maet
yuo wlil be abel to raed tihs aesily, freind
>>25430839
to be hoenst i read it pearety easily
i can't type xD So i wmostly raly on autocompllite
>>25430706
did you mean to post this on wizchan?
>tfw just spent half an hour staring at the stars
what even is life man
shit is so absurd
>>25430616
>what even is life man
A slow miserable death
>>25430616
Life is what you make it. It's all in your mind. You can choose to view things in a positive or negative light, everything is open for interpretation and it is what you make it.
>>25430616
I just came back from my vacation house by the beach side, the location is very isolated and there aren't a lot of houses. I sat outside and saw so many stars, I've never seen so many in my life, it's like I was staring directly at the universe without the Earth's atmosphere to hide it. I cried a little.
Itt we share good feels:
Taking a huge dump
obnoxious kid trips and stops running the fuck around
sticking your finger up your bum
>>25430589
>the universe is unstoppably striving towards a perfectly distributed state of entropy
>mfw stacey will soon be nothing more than a spoon full of space goo
>tfw you will never find a NEET robot best friend who will lie in bed with you all day and fuck you in the ass while shitposting
post pic of ass, we will see.
>>25430554
d-do you live in sf
>tfw no anal whore gf
I just want to make her feel used.
I feel like its impossible for me to make a friend.
I have pretty bad social anxiety disorder from lifelong parental abuse. Even though I'm free of them and have a long term relationship, there is a massive hole in my life when it comes to friendship. My parents yanked me out of school at 8 and kept me completely isolated, so for the majority of my life I've never had even a single friend. Trying to make friends with my partner's sparse college friends hasn't worked out. Pretty much every time I put myself out there even a little bit it just blows up in my face and I just makes me not even want to try anymore. I feel so lonely, insofar as I have no peers to share any of my hobbies with. Dwelling on it frequently brings me to suicidal thoughts. Even if I get married at some point I'll have no family on my side of the isle, no friends or best man. Has anyone else had better luck making friends despite similar problems or limitations?
>>25430537
>Has anyone else had better luck making friends despite similar problems or limitations?
No. You're (we're all) fucked
>>25430590
Thats comforting. We'll all be alone together.
Do you live on your own?
Independence is important for the self esteem.
just wanted to talk about the weeknd and rnb in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URdf7WX-nlc
Did you think you were on /mu/?
>>25430530
lol yep
>>25430497
you suck and have shit taste or something i guess
If the devil appeared before you and offered to change your appearance into whatever you liked would you take him up on the offer?
obviously the price would be your soul
What exactly are the negative consequences of selling your soul?
What happens after you die?
>>25430450
I would, I don't have a soul. I'll always have my mind. Though I'd probably Faust the deal so hard I'd get more benefits than that and he wouldn't get it in the end.
>>25430463
This. I'd like a slightly better face (4/10 face atm), but not if I'm gonna suffer for eternity for it.
