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>decide to fap to 3D cause I haven't in a long time
>go to one of 4chan's porn boards
>cuck threads
>interracial fucking everywhere
>niggers fucking everywhere
>and almost none of the porn is fappable

back to 2D
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>fap to 3d
>they're all faking it, feels like I'm fapping to nothing

At least the intentions behind 2d are real even if the scene itself isn't
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Pretty much how I feel as well senpai
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>>25433855
>you will never do this with anyone
fuck me life

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I'm so fucking sad right now. How do I stop the pain, /R9K/? Please make it stop.
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>>25433774
WHY ARE U SAD
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>>25433774
Talk about it, I believe it would make you feel a little better
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Tell us and we can help you.

What did she mean by this robots? It rubs me the wrong way for some reason.
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Squinting does not make you look better.
Pls stop it.
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Post previous messages
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>>25433882
Here are the previous messages desu

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for being a NEET....
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>>25433637
fuck off to b
quazar
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>feeling shame
try again OP
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>>25433661

Feeling shameful is that better?

Can't even into English :(

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>tfw back in the day insane robots fought tooth and nail to become rich rockstars

The internet and 4chan especially has castrated the fuck out of men.
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They were not as robots as most of us are

>they had a social life
>they had ambitions
>they had motivation to learn an instrument
>they had inspiration
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>>25433841
All Axl did was fucking try m8.
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>>25433616
Axl Rose was never anything close to a robot.

He was a manlet tho, so good on him for overcoming that handicap.

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>want quick, painless death
>only options are guns and drugs
>both are illegal
>have to buy drugs off shady chinese traders on the darknet and 99% of them are scammers

just
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Helium is the shit :)
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Theres many non painful way to end it.

Whats wrong?
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>>25433603
i've looked into the helium method and while the materials are easily accessible it is way too easy to fuck up

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This guy has a gf and is getting married

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/12066699/The-Undateables-newlyweds-The-show-doesnt-mock-people-it-proves-it-doesnt-matter-who-you-are.html?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook
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That's just how british guys look.
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>>25433523
>that wife to be
2/10 wouldn't even think about fucking, obviously has something wrong with her anyway agreeing to this.
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Maybe you're single because you're all ugly... on the inside.

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JUST beta my son up
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>>25433515
Just to give you guys some more info that i gathered from looking a bit more. This is a single mom, she was on 16 and pregnant on MTV. I feel really bad for that kid. This is why single moms is a bad thing.
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>>25433608
It's actually a really fucking trainwreck.
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>>25433515
>i make my son pay for dinner then cucks him
nice

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Would you adopt a fembot if the opportunity presented itself?
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>>25433456
would you adopt a fembot previously owned by a chad?
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>>25433456
No. I can't even take care of myself.
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>>25433549
Sure and what the fuck man

ITT post guys you wish you look like
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barks
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>>25434532
>those eyebrows

hnnnnng
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>>25434532
Uguuuu 2bh

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Is eating ass the most beta sexual act?
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>>25434407
No. Taking a mans cock up your ass. Eating a womans ass isn't beta at all. Lick that hole clean before you shove your fat veiny cock inside it. Nothing wrong with it.

Whats the matter anon? Scared of a little poo poo? Maybe mommy can fix it.
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>>25434460
shit taste like a penny, not very fun
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>>25434460
This is much more beta.

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Post your please
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>>25433352
Sure here you go stranger.
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>>25433352
>opera mini masterrace
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quickreplynameoptions

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To all the robots out there who want to kill themselves,
why don't you just take a huge loan first, buy yourself a nice new car/pc/hookers/drugs/etc. and live happily before blowing your brains out? What's the sense in spending the last day on this world mastrubating to loli porn and being miserable?
Why don't you say a big FUCK YOU to the jewish banks and live your last days as a rich NEET?
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>not understandimg how loans work
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you need credit for loans
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Any loan big enough to do something like your idea would need a cosigner. I don't like the idea of offing myself and leaving somebody else with a shitload of debt.

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Even "foreveralone" women don't even see guys who aren't Chad as real men. That's right, this girl is a girl who goes on reddit to complain about being forever alone and she honestly think this is the reality of men.
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Depends on what she looks like. If she's attractive, she has a right to demand an attractive man

She's probably a 7/10 with a shitty personality so she gets pumped and dumped by 7/10 and 8/10 men
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Ever think about how much better as people normies and Chads are?
You guys are human scum who just want to use people for your own gain.
There is no love in you.
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>>25433256
>and very specific about the kind of man I'm attracted to

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This is life saving advice.
If you want a qt girlfriend, start going to the library.
There's always 2 or 3 short, cute, smart and inoccent girls who are on the library everyday.
If you have any hope of losing virginity, you'll meet her there.
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>>25433233
I went to my uni library every day for a semester. Nothing changed other than I fucked up my bike frame from locking it to their shitty rack
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>>25433295
Top kek.
>>25433233
Stop lying to them, only thing they'll find is poor hambeasts browsing tumblr and deviant art.
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>>25433333
czeched

it was literally a waste of time, my fucking grades didnt even improve

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