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you manage to make contact with "aliens"
what do you ask from them
>>28433897
Normalfag genocide, please, ayyy
>>28433897
can you turn into a hotter alien and have sex with me
>>28433897
Please take me away or end my life peacefully.
Which of you guys was this?
https://youtu.be/mYPe7F3jbKc
>>28433889
Probably you because the video only has 21 views when I saw it.
>>28434072
No I meant which of you guys were the kids in the video
screaming reeee around children, im not going to outright call you a fucking normie but..........
Im fucking sick and tired of talking to people that do anything besides watch anime and play hearthstone. Dont you dare post in this thread unless all you do is watch anime and play hearthstone.
Are other videogames accepted? No, no they're not. I dont want any discussion about battlefield or yugio or any shit like that.
>>28433746
What if I don't play hearthstone but I have watched people play it on twitch for 17 hours per day on average over the last year?
also this is my waifu
>>28433746
I don't watch anime (often) or play hearthstone. What now? I want to play hearthstone, though. I used to play yugioh a lot but the meta got too weird for me so maybe I need something new...
How old are you?
What is your virginity status?
Have you moved out from your parents house?
How many friends do you have?
What is your highest level of completed education & current occupation (if any)?
What does a typical day in your life consist of?
Have you lost allhope?
>>28433736
>How old are you?
19; two months away from becoming two decades old, shit.
>What is your virginity status?
Lost t at the age of 16by
>Have you moved out from your parents house?
I live at some dorms inside my University's campus. So, yes?
>How many friends do you have?
Thankfully I have about 6 really close friends. Nothing else.
>What is your highest level of completed education & current occupation (if any)?
Currently studying Computer Science.
>What does a typical day in your life consist of?
Go to classes.
Browse /r9k/ or /v/. Sometimes other boards.
Realize it's 2:00 AM and haven't done shit.
Sleep.
Repeat.
>Have you lost all hope?
I'm two strikes away from getting expelled from my Uni. So, if that happens, maybe.
>>28433736
>21
>virgin
>no
>5 close friends
>3rd year uni, accounting major
>go to classes, homework, games, drink
>never lost hope, feeling alright with life
>>28433736
>How old are you?
18, turning 19 in a few months
>What is your virginity status?
Virgin, but at least not KHV
>Have you moved out from your parents house?
Doing it this year, my room mates just have to get their financial stuff sorted
>How many friends do you have?
Four that I talk to regularly, a few others that I don't see much
>What is your highest level of completed education & current occupation?
Education would be high school, currently a uni student and working at a butcher's
>What does a typical day in your life consist of?
Vidya, uni, thinking about tfw no gf
>Have you lost all hope
Gettin' there senpai, gettin' there
Can robots be attractive or are we all devastatingly ugly?
>>28433727
I could probably be a 6 or 7 if my teeth weren't rotting out of my head.
we ugly senpai
>>28433727
I think I'm somewhat attractive but my social anxiety makes me a robot.
>we are each other's subconsciousnesses interacting with each other
>>28433612
/im13andthisisdeep/
>>28433612
true family member
fuckin brutal mayng
if you got 5 cents every time you stroked your penis could you make enough money to live comfortably
>>28433566
unless you fap at least 200 times a day nobody could
most people at the very greatest only would make 10-20 cents a day this way and nobody can live off of that
>inb4 China
>>28434914
You only stroke 2 - 4 times when you masturbate? That's fucking pathetic.
>>28433566
I make $40/hr. That's 800 strokes an hour (about 1 stroke per 4 seconds), 8 hours a day.
My dick would fall the fuck off.
What is wrong with my posture?
>>28433557
Nothing you're just going to be mega hunch back when youre 40
You need better lighting than that lamp.
You look like you are trying to have good posture. It just doesn't look natural.
Also
>bulge
Each anon watches the anime the poster below him posts
Angel's egg Op
Dirty Pair
claymore
>Man, 58, killed at home while eating dinner after a bullet rips through his door and struck him in the head
We're living in hell aren't we?
>>28433495
>implying the sweet release wasn't a gift from God
He was one of the lucky ones op, he was shown mercy upon
>>28433495
Not quite hell, just America.
>>28433495
>>28433515
Sounds like heaven to me.
Have you gotten an escort before? How was it? Would you?
Your mum was a complete waste of $13.47
>>28433474
No but I will get one once I finish my finals in June as a reward (legal in my country)
>went on backpages found a good looking asian one for $250
>went to the hotel she got
>went in talked fora bit gave the the money and fucked
It was okay
Fuck me robots. I was so good about not allowing myself feelings for so long, and then i fucked up. So i like this girl, and im texting her, and bam, she starts telling me about how crazy in love she is with her friend. I also found out she smoked weed and slept around a lot. I now all but know she only talks to me bc she feels bad for me. Ill never find a girl for me. Fucking kill me.
Khandholdv feels
>>28433439
Yeah man you gotta make your intentions know early on. I've had this exact thing happen to me twice in my middle school and high school years. Now i'm still a khv.
>>28433648
I've also had crushes on lesbians. I'm just awful
>>28433733
hey at least you got dubs
To my family,
I am sorry. Mom you were a great mother, nobody could be better. Dad you are an awesome father and you have been one for many years. (SISTER 1) you're a loving sister and I thank you for being one. (SISTER 2) I wish I had been nicer to you because you're caring and I know you love me. I'm sorry for this but I have to end my suffering. It was a constant and sharp pain I've felt my entire life. This is much better for me, I cannot live life like this any longer. You think things could have gotten better but I know in my heart it will not. I am simply not of this world and I'm not meant to be here. My entire life I have been alone and I can't stand it any longer. You could not have done anything for me so don't feel like this was your fault. You have all been amazing to me and I don't want you all to forget that. I'm sorry for what I have done and I know you're all feeling pain, but just know I am no longer feeling the pain I've always felt. This is the end for me but not for you guys. Live life for me and be happy for me. I love you all.
Call your country's suicide line OP. Just for a little chat. They're pretty cool people.
You only get one chance on this earth. It's okay to struggle now and then but don't let yourself be wasted.
>>28433412
Robot. Do something with that pain. That's not killing yourself. Pick up a fucking guitar or a pen
>>28433467
>>28433479
fucking casuals
just do it op. and make some more attention seeking shitposts along the way!
>2016
>not storing your pissbottles in pringles cans
There's a reason why they make their cans the perfect size for water bottles.
I don't think that's what they had in mind when they designed the can anon.
>dad found the pissing pringles
>>28433407
What the fuck, anon, pringles are the worst chip brand
Any stories of seeing the robotification of other people?
>go to church for Mothers day
>church does a thing for graduating seniors the same day
>introduce them by name, show senior pic, announce their plans
>goes smoothly until one guy
>hair looks greasy, flat, and unwashed
>glasses
>dark green plain shirt tucked in
>dark khaki cargo pants
>autism Nikes
>mfw I can tell what's about to happen
>No anon, please. Tell me you lied to them. Don't be a fool.
>"Next is anon, graduating from [local highschool]. Anon will be starting this fall at..."
>Don't do this to yourself kid
>"Full Sail University, where he'll be studying..."
>Fuck. There's still a chance. Please please please don't do this.
>"Video game design."
>God fucking damnit.
>>28433386
kek, mfw I wanted to study that same major in that same University, and ironically enough, also got encouraged by Zoe Quinn to study that shit. I shit you not.
The University's website and ads almost sold me until I started searching at grad's projects, which are all shit Unity projects. Also, look for Full Sail's animation department's final projects on Tumblr and you'll be in for a ride.
I changed my mind and started studying Computer Science so I don't die of starvation. Definitely made a better choice with my life.
>>28433683
I was lucky I grew out of my vidya designer phase relatively early. Props to him for pursuing his passion, but damn if he isn't fucking himself harder socially.
>>28433386
My housemate used to always play sport, go out bike riding and go to the beach or clubbing with our other housemates. Lately though he just hides away in his room. He's a kv, so I suppose hes a robot already, but at least he was making an effort before
