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Who else here /pops-pimples/?
>>28433375
>tfw you try to pop it on the not ready to pop stage, and it gets 1000x worse
>>28433375
I don't know why, but I think I have an addiction to popping my pimples. Popping them feels good to me.
>inb4 scars and/or infections
>>28433410
Yeah this sucks. You just need to be patient and wait until she's ready you know?
Who else here homeless?found some shelter for the night lol
>>28433364
(assuming this isn't fake)
if you can't afford a house, how can you afford to access the internet from a mobile device
did you break into someone's cabin? better pray you don't get shot.
>>28433364
Why dont you go to a local human services?
Would a very effeminate gay boy be turned on at the notion that a straight guy is attracted to him, and asks him to help pop his bi curiosity cherry?
>>28433239
Yes as a very effeminate gay boi, straight guys are a huge turn on. My boyfriend is 90% straight except for me and I love it. I'd love if a straight guy wanted me to pop his cherry.
>>28433307
Thanks anon. I saw this femboy at a McDonalds earlier today and his effeminate voice and looks turned me on, I had a raging boner. I don't know why. I kind of want to go next time and leave a note with my contact info briefly explaining it.
>>28433378
Bump
Should I?
Give me one thing to look forward to in life
>>28433216
The presidency of Bernie Sanders
>>28433216
VR. Literally the only reason for the continuation of my existence.
>>28433216
Death
Origanl comento
Is being gay the worse thing that can happen to a Robot?
Normal people hate you because you are a robot, robots hate you because you are gay
You guys think you have it hard try being gay and a robot
Why do you like boys faggot?
>mfw confused robot
>>28433200
Being gay is easy as fuck anon. I get bfs all the time from grindr. Not one night stands but actual bfs even though I have zero social skills.
>>28433200
I know those feels. I'm just bi and know those feels.
>tfw i get so depressed and angry my head hurts
>tfw i cry and then laugh at memes
>tfw cut myself and get a half chub
>tfw get so mad i throw things and curse and punch myself in the head til im dizzy
>go to work everyones happy to see me and is ready to hear some jokes
Supplement yourself with Sam-e, supposedly helps with depression
What kind of jokes you telling tho
Sounds like Borderline.
sup r9k
I know a lot of people say this but for a very long time I've wanted to kill myself
But now life is getting way worse and I really don't see a way out. My life is becoming more and more pointless and I am always miserable.
At Least before when life was pointless I had anime and videogames to relax with but now I don't enjoy either and have no enjoyment in life.
I used to have 2 friends since forever but they have turned into stupid fucking normalfags and I can't associate with them any longer, they are just so fucking retarded....
>inb4 normie!!! you had friends!!!!!
I would barely consider it a normie friendship
So I've been trying to find a painless easy way to kill myself, I don't want the trouble of trying to get a gun, and everything else I can just pussy out of.
I think I've finally found a foolproof way to end my suffering.
I will put a plastic bag over my head, and quickly put a shit ton of duct tape around it so I can't pull it off or slip it off
Then I will handcuff my hands behind my back (I don't have handcuffs so I will figure something out for that) so I can't rip the bag or pull it off....
Then I will be forced to die, it honestly seems like a cooler way to kill myself over hanging myself or shooting myself but whatever.
I've heard this actually isn't painful and will give you euphoria, also if I get fucked up on drugs beforehand it will be way easier.
Has anyone tried this? Does this work? pic related
Thank's for replying to a real original thread instead of all this clickb8bullshit...
>>28433141
>this actually isn't painful and will give you euphoria
No, the opposite. Suffocating yourself like this will send you into a panic as the concentration of CO2 you're breathing increases, and although you will eventually die it will be a long, painful, terrifying process.
What you're thinking of is asphyxiation, which involves cutting off the blood supply to your brain. This can be relatively painless and is often euphoric. See pic related.
>>28433480
I'll add: The inert-gas (i.e. helium) method works by a similar principle, naming cutting off oxygen to the brain. It is probably what you're actually confusing suffocation with.
As always, do plenty of research before making an attempt, OP. Every method carries a risk of failure and the consequences can be horrific.
What do you do to take the edge off of life?
>>28433028
Listening to Death Grips is such a cathartic thing for me. I went to their show last year and I felt so fucking alive.
>>28433028
This post is for the sole purpose of originally bumping the thread I have created.
>>28433577
Exercise, OP.
Replaced more disastrous habit of cutting.
I suppose you're looking for mechanisms. What do you use?
Decide my fate, /r9k/.
What should I do in the next 2 hours besides killing myself?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165971
Stop wasting time you faglord. Take control over your mind and body and just fucking start studying that shit.
>>28433007
>codes mspaint games and calls them 'projects'
>writes like a cringey fag -- calls himself a 'silly'
Kill yourself?
>>28433121
The OP picture is not from my game, it's just some random image from my reaction folder. I draw much better than that.
Can a schizophrenic man find love or am I dying alone?
only if you can find meI'm good at hiding
Bipolar 1. I didn't. I doubt the odds are in your favor.
I'm schizophrenic and girls like me
would you suck a brown girls sweaty feet ?
She kind of looks more mediterranean or something. Also, feet are yucky. Anyone who likes feet is degenerate.
>see this thread every fucking day
>finally click the thumbnail
>the girl is neither cute nor brown
whats the fucking point?
>>28432906
>>28432967
>>28433463
>girl
>she
lmao baka desu senpai
> That feeling when you are starting to fall in love with a 2D character
Hold me /r9k/. I wasn't prepared for this.
When I play VNs I get really invested in my favorite girl. So much so that I'm sad when it's over. I usually only do 1 route in every game, it feels like cheating in that universe.
Embrace it
Finally discard the 3dpd menace
>>28432903
How old are you?
Trust me, you never forget your first waifu, cherish her as there will be many more to come.
What's the most frightening thing that's ever happened to you?
Not having a QT gf who laughs at my tiny dick and tells other girls about it, it's terrifying.
bampfing this thread desu
You thought it was finished?
>believes in soul mates
>forever alone
Totally fucked someone on that one.
>>28432884
Literally nobody believes in soul mates except for giga normies who slut around then settle down later for their "soul mate".
>>28432884
I don't have a soulmate because my soul is already whole
Suck it half-soul normalfags
>>28432911
Well of course not, but on some little tiny little level when you look at it. When you have standards you're looking for that special snow flake when you talk that bullshit.
Even if you're not going bullet points on a list for what you'd find acceptable in a mate, you're looking for that one person or you'd just bang any girl on the look scale like 5 or below regardless of other qualities. What does a 5 or below even look like on a 0-10 attractive scale? I don't know. That's why I just use a bang/not bang, pass/fail attractive scale.
How do you cure depression?
I don't even enjoy my hobbies anymore.
The same way you cure your shadow. You don't. It's there forever now.
Good luck trying to stay in the light.
depression cures you
>>28433018
remove any possible light source?
