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/r9k/, where were you when I asked Doj to be my daddy?
maybe if you had a dick like daddy has, you'd get girls, too.
Krijg kanker doj.
Doj hasn't been around ever since his trip got taken over as far as I know.
Also post pics of his dick.
>>28434880
daddy is banned, he'll be back in about three days. don't worry, he's watching the thread silently <3
>>28434858
come on Antonie, don't be like that.
you never showed me your dick. how was I supposed to love you the same way I love Doj?
>wake up
>what is the first thought that usually crosses your mind?
Mine is usually something along the lines of "not again"
>>28434674
>better give myself an enema
OR
>better check computer
Another day, another dollar! It's great not being a NEET!
I wake up and try very hard not to think the thoughts that kick my brain out of sleep
sometimes it's waking up to panic about the things i am procrastinating about
otherwise it's checking irc and here, it's not even a good habit, it's an addiction
Guys.
What do I tell a potential gf (never had one before) about my criminal record?
She will think you are a badass
try to exaggerate your efforts to destroy the establishment
>>28434569
this, I can attest from experience this works.
>>28434569
>She will think you are a badass
This. Girls like degenerates
>pretty girl
>no college
>no job
>has a bf
Me
>no college
>no job
>considering suicide
>>28434536
Are you a pretty boy?
Attractive people don't need to have college and a job to get a BF/GF
The problem lies mainly within your appearance.
>>28434536
Woman are valued for their aesthetics
Men are valued for their character and achievements
If you're so incompetent in every single area of life where it matters for a man, stop feeling sorry for yourself and expecting things, just gas yourself
>>28434565
i'm pretty but i'm a fat lazy bastard and manlet
I could join a boy band if I really wanted to
>make a post
>it has typo
>reply with yeah
>accidentally type yeha
>Make response to someone's comment
>Even if context exists, no one knows who you're addressing
>>28434497
>see an autistic faggot delete their post and repost it with typos fixed
>link to both posts and tell them I saw what they did
>38 minutes until Monday
How does it feel, wagies?
>>28434477
>not living in California
must suck
>tfw not a wagie
feels good nigga.
>>28434490
>wanting to be the last person to get things
For what purpose?
Anyone here alcoholic? How's it going so far?
>>28434433
I work a shitty job while convincing myself it's to save money but then I end up drinking it all away, which I secretly know is my true reason for making money.
one beer two beer three beer i had 5 on my desk last time i counted i drank 2 i might of got rid of one but i only got one left. i dont want to do the math because i did enough of it to count those five i wans gonna put one in the smoking area or two to enjoy when i smoke and it'll sound like a problem if i add those ones because i didn't do the math on tomorrow
>>28434433
About 7 hours have passed since I got off work, so that makes about 7 shots of everclear.
>>28434819
I stopped buying the really palatable shit for this reason.
Hi, I think I'm staring to have anxiety attacks. I'm having a hard time being alone. If anyone wants to talk that would be cool. Thank you.
Hey pal. What have you been up to lately?
>>28434416
3 years NEET. Trying to write books. Freaking out. You?
Mostly playing video games, and coming up with ideas to create my own. I started a company with a friend from uni and we have government income support for nine months to make it work. Feels like none of the ideas I come up with are really good enough to pursue so far, though.
What should i say guys
>>28434347
tell her she's a stupid whore for having that shit dog face meme as her profile picture
>>28434347
Explain why did she send you that pic
>>28434347
Why haven't we fucked yet?
This is all of our future.
>>28434211
that looks like a girl's room, story?
Good T-Mobile advertising imho
>>28434211
>those rolls
Kek
Looks like a literal fucking pig.
>tfw blasting down the back roads
>tfw 60mpg
>tfw passing all the normies stuck in grid lock
It's 2016, Robots. Why don't you own the superior mode of transport yet?
>>28434173
at this rate you'll be dead in a few years
>>28434173
I'm going tomorrow to buy one
>>28434173
but i do :^)
oregon repli
>tfw I'm sitting there just browsing 4chan, depressed and all as usual.. in the kitchen
>tfw my old faggot 60 year old dad walks in and complains about how the water is still running
>tfw I tell him it's not my responsibility but the person who turned it on (his friend)
>tfw he gets pissed off, starts yelling at how much money is wasted that the fosset is turned on
>tfw I tell him its such a minor problem, the person, (his friend), could've shut the thing off and not me
>tfw he gets even more pissed off and bitches and complains, I start getting pissed off because he's an annoying bitch
>tfw I tell him that if he's so pissed off just to kill me because I'm a living failure anyways at 20 years of age
>tfw he tells me to put a sock in it and that why would he want to snuff something he put into for 20 years as if I was an inanimate object
>tfw I don't secretly care what he says, then he hits me and goes back to his seat watching TV with his shit friend
>tfw they start talking behind my back while I'm right there listening to them which is what they always do because they know I don't say anything back
>tfw his faggot younger white trash bluecollar friend starts blaming me and I tell him its his fault for opening the fosset in the first place
>tfw my dad intervenes and they both continue bitching at me
>tfw when I don't care again what they said and continue playing the PC in the kitchen
>tfw his faggot friend gets up, starts unplugging everything from the computer and I tell him to stop
>tfw he doesn't, I get up, shove him and we start a fight, I punch him in the face, and just when its about to get heated my asshole dad pulls me away and tells me to go to bed or walk away because his nigger girlfriend has arrived
>tfw I tell these churlish babyboomer baffoons that everything could've been avoided if his faggot friend didn't turn off the fucking fosset and that they're insane for getting uppity about such a retarded problem and I just wanted to be left alone
>tfw I simply leave the house, disgruntled as fuck, wishing every minute I didn't have to live with those assholes and I could live alone
Move out. Problem solved.
>>28434129
>OP cannot even spell "faucet" correctly.
>finally get gf
>dating for over three months now
>we legitimately love each other
>she likes acting like a little kid, don't think too much of it at first
>realize she's a little slow mentally
>she's REALLY into the whole "being a little kid" thing (not sexually)
>one day finally tells me something that explains everything
>"oh anon, I never told you but got tested a while ago and I might be on the autism spectrum"
I FINALLY GET A GOOD LOOKING GF AND SHE'S AUTISTIC WHY WOULD A BENEVOLENT GOD DO THIS TO ME
>>28434081
I don't get the problem here
mate, if you thought that she was normal. and then all of a sudden you realise she's autistic, it dosen't make a difference. imagine if you were to colmpletely despise india, one day you're eating berries that you thought were from japan, but realised they're from india. it doesn't make much of a difference appart from the idea that you have of it now. it tastes the same as your beloved japanese berries. its the same for your gf.
>>28434264
>constantly acts embarrassing in public
>cannot have a serious conversation with her
>cannot have an intellectual discussion with her because she doesn't understand 80% of the W O R D S I'm even saying
See the problem yet?
so you like half asian half white girls?
>>28434050
no I don't
fuck off chink
>>28434050
No, that one is capable of speech, free will, and judging me.
I only like the 2d ones.
Nope. Not really. Those souless eyes.
I don't know what I want for dinner!!
Just buy some hotpockets or tendies bro
>>28433913
>dinner
Its 11pm motherfucker
Just make a frozen dinner you fucking autist. Or some cheap canned shit.
