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My girlfriend is the best person to be around when she's happy. She's literally genki incarnate, super excitable, super affectionate, and hilarious. When she's sad, she's terrifying. It's polarizing and I don't know what to do. Her being happy is enough for me to stay even though she's can be extremely toxic, abusive, and depressive when she's not. I know I need to leave her but I'd probably just end up making a tulpa of her if she ever left me.
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Talk it through, anon. Talk to her, tell her how you like the way she acts when she's happy, and how she's abusive when she's sad, then provide the ultimatum. If she values you, she'll try to change, if not, then she won't, and you'll have dodged a bullet.
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Imagine if it were the other way around. If you were either extremely affectionate or abusive would you think she would stay with you if you stayed that way? Talk to her, figure out what makes her pissy and tell her you're concerned.
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>>28437823
this mtf is a beta orbiter that never had a gf

>>28436953
bruh have sex then leave the drama for her mama , if you dont giver her the D i will . When shes abusive you just fuck off and do your own shit ,ignore her completly for a day if she cares shell wonder where you are , dont act like a bitch being all "lets talk " chads dont talk we fuck in and we fuck out

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What cheered you up today?
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>>28436939
Lots of superhero movies have been playing on FX lately, Thor and Captain America beating the hell out of people is pretty relaxing.
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Went out on my first date of my life last week (which went pretty great, about as well as it could have for me), today I found out she intentionally left some of her shit in my car. Then I went down to grab some food where I usually work and chatted with the qt there who's kind of into me.

I was a complete friendless NEET about a year ago and now I feel like a smug sonuvabitch because I'm conquering my anxiety.
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>>28436939
I got my acceptance letter from the uni I wanted to go to. I held the letter and the folder that said I was accepted and I felt emotial happiness. All this time I thought I wasn't smart enough to do dick and now I feel that I can change that. Pretty good start to my week and my life desu senpai

>inb4 he fell for the uni meme

I still feel a little down because I only have my parents to tell the good news to

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Post what youre listening to or want to share.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tSb9O1hepEA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ERax7RFq6w
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwQ1WF2jWQI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-jGLYhasaUU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ua5ougmqqmg
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>tfw listen to many kind of music but always weird
>you can't talk with anybody about it
>even on /mu/ people despise you
I won't bother trying to share anymore
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>>28437203
come on buddy, most of the posters on /mu/ are jerks anyway. You can share your tunes here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhYQbtNCAyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gZ-11-kOSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY7mLkYwIGY
Stuff I'm digging right now
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is it weird that i've been crying to a lot of music lately?

>Tfw no qt viking wife to go raid England with
>Tfw you will never fall in honourable combat and walk through one of the many doors in Odins hall
>Tfw you will never feast with your bothers and sisters after a successful raid
>Tfw you will never blot to Thor with your family
>Tfw no salted herring
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>>28436754
Bumping just for you
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>>28436754
bumping because this post is original in content and it is historically funny in some way.
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Yeah right knowing my luck I would be that extra who tried to I jump out of the ship, shot by an arrow to the back, and drown in the water a khhv.

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Who here using interpals?

Signed up yesterday and messaged about 20 Russian girls, then all of a sudden i couldn't sign in for hours because problem with servers, scared to login now and see if i got any messages.
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>>28436666
>register this afternoon
>return tonight
>one message
>some degenerate in the uk soliciting gay sex
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>>28437291

im scared to login, how do you do it?
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>>28436666
What the fuck is interpals?

tfw look like this and 6'4" and still shut in.

looks have nothing to do with it
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Lmao you look shit


It's over srs
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In this case looks have everything to do with it. You look like you could check off the box labeled "Molestation experience" on your resume.
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>>28436654
You're handsome, don't listen to this dropkick>>28436701

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Share your experiences on the most beautiful place on earth: the mental hospital, where everybody understands you and love and peace surrounds you.
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punched a guy in the face because he was convinced he was a movie star and wouldn't shut up.

woke up in a different room.

forced to take pills. held down and injected with boobgrowth drug over a dozen times.

2/10 will not be going back.
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Committed as a teen for being trouble , mixed in with the adults for a few nights , made to sit in a hallway in a school desk , ancient ass black lady who refused to bathe much and had crusty fucked up liooking feet paced around all day and night fartting and laughing and mumbling the whole time...kids my age were OK , mostly there for being too cool , one girl was the daughter of a rich ass who would bring here there from time to time , she was pretty and had a constant 100 yard stare...one girl had parents who forbid her to shave her legs...fucking assholes and she was a nice person too...my roomie (Austin Brown).escaped one night by knocking out the bolts on the window hindges..never heard from him again he was a badass and my good friend while there....they would escort us all downstairs for breakfast and the little kids would walk past us , saddest fucking eyes you ever seen......had to go back in my late 20's .....same shit only less restrictive....seen a younger girl who I was told had been so abused she was there basically for life....she had an empty look in her eyes and clung to a teddy bear every hour of life......tried to get myself out after meeting a Scarry ass Dr who had murder in his eyes....my psychiatrist would call the payphone in the day room and play mind games , asking me who was the president , stupid shit to see if I was sane.....was taken there by cops after suicide threat....fucked up days .., looking back now it was kinda awesomely unique experience....Was there in 1989 and again summer of 1999 ...Austin Texas (ASH)....
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>>28437127
Was it Shoal Creek?

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>femanon
>tfw I could easily beat the shit out all of the scrawny and skinny fat beta "males" that post here
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>>28436588
Post a picture of yourself then
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>>28436588
I'm skinny and I'd still knock your head off.
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>>28436588
Do you even have a story to back that up? Or are you just assuming because you spend a few hours at the gym that you're tougher than the average man?

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>tfw 72 year old robot
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>>28436583

pics with timestamp or drop dead 18 year old liar
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Just end it. For real. There's no point going on.
I'm going to do it one day. I can't take anymore.
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>>28436608
This
Original post is good

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>find youtube channel
>has tons of videos
>average of 50 views each
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>>28436578

I've got one of those!

I really don't mind, I just like making stuff and I get to do that no matter how many views I get.
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>>28436632
Link me anon. I'll subscribe to you my dude
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That's how most people are on youtube, it takes the stars aligning that suddenly boosts someone up.

Have you heard of the computer guy "Jayz2cents" or something like that? I remember watching his youtube videos a few years ago and he had literally 50-300 views per video and a few hundred subs, this was his youtube channel for 2 years, lots of videos, very little views/subs.


I unsubbed from him after cleaning up my youtube account. Now last week I just checked up on him and he has over 500,000 subs and youtube is his fulltime job. Apparently his shit exploded randomly in 2 years ago.

I wonder how it works, I feel like youtube must have some button they press that they decide who gets to be popular. They must have some algorithm they have going that suggests to them who they should bump up and give exposure to.

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>That high school "friend" who always made jokes about wanting to fuck your sister
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>that high school friend who made jokes about fucking your midget father
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>>28436571
> that one kid who always wore these pants
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>>28436571
> that internet friend who enjoys listening to a rich, well dressed, well marketed Canadian talk about his problems through an autotune.

Fuck drake and the timberlands he came in on.

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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/09/i-have-to-be-taller-the-unregulated-world-of-indias-limb-lengthening-industry

Is there hope for manlets yet?
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>You can barely recognise them. It's worth it when you see how much their self esteem grows
I need this
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>all that money and pain for three (3) inches
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>>28436564
That's incredibly retarded.

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Any other Anons have tattoos?>inb4 autists come to whine about degeneracy
Tattoos can be cool. I wouldn't ever get my whole body covered in them though.
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Whatever about muh degeneracy, tattoos are for normalfags who want to be edgy. Virtually nobody's appearance is actually improved with a tattoo.
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>>28436480
get covered man, embrace the meme

i want to get the eagle crying woe soon, pic related
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>>28436480
I do appreciate genuine tattoos but not cliche/meme tattoos that they got for trendy/vapid reasons.

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Too many normies talking about their social lives. Here we cope with having no friends, and never going out with people. Stories, questions, consolation, and miscellaneous comments are welcome.
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>>28436463
i cope by having sex with my girlfriend of course
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>>28436463
A gay guy added me on skype and we talked for 20 minutes today

Am I allowed here?
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thats the page when owl should of kill them all. legit mad bro

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I just browsed the entire catalog of this fucking board, theres no interesting threads here tonight and if I go to another board the discussion is always too long and the replies too many

What the fuck do I do now.
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>>28436413
Leave. Tbh it's getting worse by the day. It's hard find a good thread to feel in. Maybe take a nap?
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>>28436413
You're certainly not helping your own problem by creating another shitty thread
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>>28436413
fap and hope you find a good thread after. rinse and repeat if you don't find anything.

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