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>May 9th
NOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
>>28439395
>I have an appointment with therapist on May 9th
>tfw cannot drink until after the appointment
>going to have to go through alcohol withdrawel during this shit
>addmitted to watching fake snuff last time I was there (in a nonchalant way)
I need to start lying to the psych majors again.
>may is a 3rd over already
>>28439611
Almost 1/4th of the year has passed
fuck you liberals. I'm a 4th gen Latino American who's family lived in this town for generations. It was a nice town until you fucks voted to let in illegals. I can't even take out the god damn trash without the fear of being stabbed or shot. I will never walk around my neighborhood at night because of mexican gangsters who shoot people for initiation. I have to shoo them away when they steal fruit from my trees, one tried to stab me because I took the pillow case full of peaches back.
Heh, at least some beaners are smart enough to realize that living as a small minority in a white society is better than living as a majority in the dungheap of the third world
You have to go back
You will be let back in
But you have to go back
>come to 4chan
>fuck you liberals
????
have you ever considered MAYBE just MAYBE you have a warped view of reality.
It seems you have an overly simplistic world view, you read something that a fellow disgruntled hormonal teenager wrote and it resonates with you so you mindlessly spout it
you don't know me well enough to make a judgement like that
>>28439177
i dont know man I just feel like shit
>>28439177
have you ever considered MAYBE just MAYBE you're a normie faggot?
Who else here /procrastinate/?
What do you guys to procrastinate?
>its nearly 4am
>currently walking around house in full dress instead of finishing thesis
my roommate just got home from his job as I was walking through the kitchen sipping a glass of grape juice from a wine glass, talked for 40 mins about how shit our roommates are then went our seperate ways, now i'm shitposting on r9k
> i could probably finish my thesis in an hour max but I just can't make my self do it
>i haven't touched it for over a month now
>I need my advisors to read it and sign off on it by this friday
>should get it in by monday night at the latest out of courtesy
>>28439066
Exams in a month and an assignment due by the end of the week
>Struggling to motivate myself to do anything
>20 word essay due in 14 days
SEND HELP
>>28439196
>exams in a month?
are you still in high school?
>>28439254
>mfw it's just going over edits that my professors sent me
I can write 30 pages, but changing 2-3 words practically gives me a panic attack. Like right now, the most work I've done in a month, is changing all my foot note citations slightly
>tfw INCREDIBLY stinky cock and balls
Someone else has to know this feel. I literally haven't changed shorts/underwear or showered in days. The scent is powerful.
>>28439134
Worry not OP, I too know this feel. It just doesn't bother me since I like my own scent. If I need to make contact with the outside world, I'll wash when that bridge comes
>>28439206
I'm glad you know it, too.
I love the smell, it's just realllllly powerful tonight. I makes me horny to be completely honest.
Daily reminder that even qt 8/10 girls have trouble finding a decent guy.
Have more empathy for the other race, will ya robots?
>>28438971
>8/10
no
oregeno commento
i think your sense of humor is pretty shit but you could have done a much better job.
>>28438971
>8/10
kek. sad thing is that OP probably actually believes that because if he was truly shitposting he would want to make it sound like 2/10s dont even want manlets
Not sure if people remembers but i once tried to enlist other robots from pic related to help each other escape robotdom.
I eventually gave up on the idea since no one was willing and those who were didn't get past the interview stage.
So i decided to do it on my own, but the problem is i feel sad from trying to do things that are meant to improve myself it's not a severe depression but it's tinge of sadness that strong enough to be felt .i.e. Feelings of melancholy . The world feels smaller, i feel smaller and less significant. It feels like i want to cry but not enough that i would.
Does anyone know is feel? Or is everyone here content with shitposting until they're 50 years old?
im a sydney robot can we do something please im lonely
>>28438925
It's existential depression Burwood bro. Unfortunately there's something in the way that prevents us from being content with life.
>>28438998
How do you know i live in burwood you fucking normie? Nah jokes
anyone know how to stop acne? its ruining my life
There's nothing besides harsh chemicals that you need to go get from a doctor, but that wont take away the scarring or really fix the issue long-term.
I am afraid this is just something you'll have to accept (like being a manlet).
I am 5'7 and have accepted the fact most girls don't find me attractive based on my height.
You have acne, you need to accept that most girls don't find you attractive based on your acne.
>>28438793
i rather be short than have acne
>>28438793
>its ruining my life
Same, OP. Same.
I tried everything and nothing has worked completely. Then I decided to stop being a pussy and just wear some light makeup/ BB cream. Now the redness is mostly covered and I feel a little less suicidal.
What is /r9k/'s opinion on /b/?
they should get ready for middle school in the morning
>>28438760
I hate it, personally. If /b/ was wood, I would burn it in a bonfire.
>>28438783
OP here, same, the next thing I destroy, I'm going to imagine it's /b/
Monday mornings are the worst edition
Post waifus, gay boys.
>>28438740
I'm American, but I love you guys. H-hug me... P-pls.
Tinder. Now with cuck bots
Darth Beta /thread/? Darth Beta /Thread/. He killed Chad Thundercock.
who /schoolswordsman/ here?
best madman, literally killed younglings like Anakin Skywalker
>>28438794
It's even been said he said "I am your father" while on the rampage, and on his Facebook he liked Star Wars. He is LITERALY DARTH BETA of R9k, he also used 4chan according to police who checked his browser history
>>28438794
How can you virgins be suprised you don't have gfs when you celebrate mass murderers
About to move out of home for the first time, and I'll be on my own.
What should I expect?
Any tips?
I know this is /r9k/, but at least some of you must have experience in this field.
>>28438668
>What should I expect?
Bills
Asshole landlords
Asshole neighbors
More bills
>>28438668
Well let me ask you Anon, I'm also a greenhorn in such an experience... What do you have that can make you qualified to move out?
Money?
A car?
Anything worth having for traveling and settling purposes?
Step 1: stop asking r9k how to be an adult. It is like asking hitler how to celebrate Hanukkah.
what do you guys think of a high-maintenance grill?
my online bf broke up with me cuz im too needy.
I dont have much social life, get easily jealous, needy, have anhedonia, like purday clothes, girly, can be very sweet, 25, have a stable job
But im shy and live in southeast asia.
I just want a man who is : a monogamist, at least 5'9 , fit/skinny/not overweight, likes to give me all of his attention or most of it, willing to visit me one day, have a stable job, >28.
>>28438655
>online bf
Stopped reading there
>>28438655
South east Asia is very far
Hahahaha.
Loooooool.
Hahahaha.
Leeeeeeloooo
Robots: Would you date a girl that's taller than you?
I'm 6'4" so probably not
only type of girl I've been with
5'9, been with 5 qts, all 6 feet or more
>>28438641
I'd love to desu senpai
Songs that make you want to live again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA
>miming
all that does is remind me how phony people can be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZO9GVqp-94
>>28438613
What pisses me off is The Beatles basically ripped this song off from Eddie Calhoon & The Jazzmeisters, yet no one talks about it or even acknowledges it. They just parrot each others trite opinions "the beatlez so awezum lol born in le wrong generation XD"
